Chapter 168 – Promotion Test (1)
One morning.
When Forager Nord awoke from his disturbing dream, I found my new bride squishing juice between my legs.
“… Are you blind?”
“Hoyaah——?!”
─Pulp!! Dana jumped, squatting like a cat that found a cucumber under its tail.
It’s a fucking hoyaaak. Dana, who placed her hand on his slanderous chest, screamed in fright.
“Awake, wake up, talk to me when you’re awake, you crazy bastard!!”
“I just broke that and said it.”
Who wouldn’t be surprised if I woke up and my wife was touching my dick with hot eyes. I frowned as I tried to get up.
Hmmm the puck. I want to semen in the morning.
“I was wondering why my cock was sore in the morning, and my sister was pulling out my semen. I had a dirty dream thanks to you fucking noona.”
By the way, it was a dream in which Fran and Dana wore her naked apron and tumbled around like her puppies. Dana was taken aback by my words.
“Now, is it cheap even if you sleep?”
“Sister. Don’t you know that a person who sleeps won’t turn around even if they are strangled?”
I yawned. I could feel my balls leaking.
This Sifal Jugidra baby. Why did you secretly receive food from Dana and sit down while your partner is sleeping? Wake up and have fun together.
“But sister. Since when did you start rubbing it, so I have to tighten my sphincter because I feel like I’m going to get cold as soon as I wake up?”
“That, uh… Waking up at dawn, just out of curiosity?”
“Dawn?”
I drew the curtains at those words.
─Flash!
The morning sun shines bright
Well. Good morning that bursts with juice. I went crazy.
“This is my sister. If you knead it for over an hour, won’t breast milk come out that your sister didn’t have?”
When I stopped talking to her and frowned at the bright sunlight, Dana sighed and averted her eyes.
“No, why are you so angry… I’m your wife, so I can touch your dick…”
No what the fuck
I was still looking for semen, so why does this sister keep making her husband who didn’t even wake up go crazy?
“When do you say I got mad? If you are going to do it, wake me up and ask me to do it.”
Whether the sunlight was blinding or not, I patted Dana’s back as I relaxed my expression. What new groom would be angry that his bride was touching Jyuji in the morning?
“Please change your position and think about it. What would you do if you woke up and I buried my face between your legs and touched you hard?”
“Uh… … Are you pretending not to wake up?”
Wow.
Damn, is this the difference between a master’s and a PhD? I conceded defeat and clapped.
Our eye-catching natural genius is right. A cock-inflicted genius.
How can an idea like that come out without any input knowledge?
“Remember. If my sister is sleeping later, I will send her off without waking her up.”
“You madman. Are you committing a crime?”
“It is not a crime if it is consensual. Anyway, did you sleep well?”
“Yes. Sleeping with you, it was warm and it was so damn good.”
Be damn honest I said with a chuckle.
“If you like, come here often to sleep. Oh, but is your sister going to work today?”
“No. The map has to be left in the recovery solution, so there’s nothing to do with it. Maybe the other researchers will come the day after tomorrow, so I should move the map here before then.”
“Yes. If you don’t have anything to do, get up and get something to eat.”
“Uh.”
That’s how Dana and I prepared breakfast by putting leftovers from yesterday’s meal in her bowl.
“Whoah… Good morning… Thanks for making breakfast.”
“Ooh… I didn’t realize that I had to show her stretched hair to my senior…”
Frank, who overslept due to a hangover, and Lalilura, a self-employed student who was getting lazy day by day, came down to the first floor a little while later.
I said while warming the bread in the oven and serving it.
“If you are going to wash your face, go inside the living room and go to the right. There are also towels.”
“I’m going to brush my teeth. I’m going to eat, but I’m afraid that my breath will stink…”
“OK. I’m glad I bought several toothbrushes.”
It was Lalilura who was going to wash up while tilting, perhaps due to the low pressure, and Fran followed Lalilura like that.
Even in this world, women go to the bathroom together. It’s similar to how men flock to smoke, but I’m not a smoker, so it was a metaphor I couldn’t understand at all.
“But Tyrsi is late. Are you sleeping more than you think?”
“Uh? Did he go to sleep too?”
Dana, who was laying out a fork and spoon, was surprised. Oh, come to think of it, everyone didn’t know yet. I nodded.
“I just knock on the door for a moment and come. I will explain when we get together.”
“Either way. Don’t go into a room without thinking and make an accident.”
“Sister. Am I sick? Can I open the door to the guest room?”
It’s not a sitcom, so would you do something stupid like that? I went up to the second floor and knocked on the guest room door.
“Tirshi. Morning. Are you not working today?”
“──Kyaaaaa!! I’ll just put on my clothes and go to work!! Sorry!!”
No, this is PTSD at work.
It was the live screaming of Tyrsi that I hadn’t heard in a while since the sewerage.
─Thumbs up!
─Hurry up!
Tirshi, who was moving frantically in the room, opened the door to see if he was awake.
“I’m sorry, Lucy!! Thanks for waking me up———— Huh?”
Tirsi opened the door and said so. Damn I just knocked on the door so why am I getting this as a sitcom.
Naturally, I quickly looked up at the ceiling and covered my eyes. Since he was so weak in the morning that he couldn’t tell the difference between his room and someone else’s house, he didn’t know what form he would appear in.
“——I’m sorry!! I didn’t wake up!!”
“Let’s close the door first.”
“Four!!”
─Thump! I was able to open my eyes only after the startled Tyrsi closed the door. Let’s accept that the bed was comfortable enough to relieve tension like that.
“I’ve prepared breakfast, so when you’re done dressing up, come down and have a spoonful together. Aren’t you late for work?”
“Yes Yes! Today is a holiday!”
I’m glad that I would have been a little sorry if I had been late because I slept over at my house.
“You can decide at what time you want to eat. I won’t force you to recommend it. I go down first.”
Having said that, I went downstairs. I felt like a boarding house uncle. Is it because the house is spacious?
“Good morning~☆!”
Rari Lura, who was supposed to have been washed in cold water, but still lively, came back with her Franc.
As she was eating quickly, Tirshi came down to the first floor. Fran and Lalilura were not surprised because I had told them beforehand.
By the way, Tirsi’s clothes were the same as she was wearing yesterday, but she had a slight idea that if she didn’t change before going back to the dormitory, she might be getting a strange misunderstanding.
Fran split her bread and stood up.
“Mr. Tyrsi. Good morning?”
“Yes, yes. I slept well thanks to you.”
Tirsi quietly sits in her seat. Dana scooped out the soup and placed it in front of him.
We chatted like that during the meal, and before I finished eating and cleaning the dishes, I brought up the story.
“Franc. Lalilula. Speaking of my silver class promotion test.”
The content of the conversation was the same as yesterday.
Tirshi can take the promotion test, but it’s a pity to postpone it because of our circumstances.
Tirsi is also a party member, and since I and Lalilura had a hard time last time, I want to help if possible.
It was roughly like that.
“If the senior is okay, then I’m fine! Because he said he had a long way to go to run silver.”
“I also. Mr. Tyrsi helped Norr and me a lot during the sewerage and the warlock.”
Ralilura and Fran said. Is it because only good people gather? It was expected, but it was an atmosphere that accepted more smoothly than expected.
Tirthy bowed deeply as if moved.
“Thank you, you two. I will definitely pass and come.”
“Yeah. If possible, go with Nord.”
“Of course.”
The conversation ended so warmly.
From the beginning, it would have been so easy if all the party members were gathered together, but for good or for bad, it seemed that Tirsi’s sincere personality was holding her back.
“As you said, let’s wait until the exam deadline before taking the exam together.”
I said that as if to end the story.
Is it because Beutakgi has been fighting over and over again? There was no feeling of tension at all.
***
I used the remaining time until the deadline for the promotion test to hone my spearmanship.
There was no one who could teach him proper spearmanship, so he bought a book called a spearmanship manual with the money he had left over.
In the author’s biography, there was an item called ‘Sargadis Guard Spearmanship Instructor’, which made me a little uneasy, but the content was fine. For me, who was practicing the brain-ficial martial arts called Rannachal in another world, this alone was a sufficient guideline.
It was a long time ago that I felt uncomfortable because I felt like I was stuck at home without going to work and playing with a stick.
Now I feel like I’ve become quite proficient, and I can wield a spear.
Of course, while I was doing that, the other party members were quite busy, but with the help of Fran, Lalilura, I finished the Bronze class promotion.
“Senior! I got promoted to Bronze! Congratulations!”
“I didn’t get anything from you when I was promoted.”
That way, I was honestly a bit surprised when I suddenly showed up with a bronze plate one day without any help.
Well, it seemed like he could do it on his own.
On the other hand, my older sister was also busy with the arrival of researchers and equipment, and managing the research center. It was almost late at night when I came home from work, so I often went to the front of the institute to meet me.
“Ugh… My husband Noona, I’m so fucking tired. I’m going to search.”
“Cheer up. I will give you a massage.”
“… Hey. Why are your hands going to your chest when you say it’s a massage?”
“My heart told me to do it.”
“Don’t poop with your mouth. Fall behind.”
“Sorry. Actually, your heart does it.”
“Really? Dog shock Am I betrayed by this chewing gum? I haven’t given you an order yet… Ah ♥”
I dare say, it was the happiest feeling of wasted life in my life. At this point, it should be put up in the Guinness Book of Records.
“… Nor. Won’t you touch me?”
“Fran, you come too. Thankfully, I have two hands.”
“Crazy bastard… He stood upright.”
Anyway, it was a sweet life where I enjoyed training for Juji and trained my forage.
My life is too short to live and enjoy happy times, and my goal was high in the sky.
“Nord. Today.”
It’s been about two weeks since I trained spears while reading the spearmanship manual.
Tirsi, fully armed, came to our house. Waiting in front of the front door, I strapped on my gym bag and grabbed the window.
I’ve already put in my exam papers. Now, all they had to do was go out to subdue the Orcs in the hope that they would be in the same party.
“I have prepared. Let’s go.”
“Yeah. How do you say hello to your family?”
“We kissed 10 minutes ago, and I was just awkward at the sight of you staring at me from the window.”
I waved to my wives who were looking down at me from the second-floor window and headed to the Auduumla Guild.
The silver class promotion test is said to take place over a month.
In other words, the adventurers who have already taken the exam a month ago and went out to subdue orcs are already wearing the silver class (Jin), and members of the expedient team who started at the end of the exam period like us will hunt orcs by the number of party members x 2 within 10 days from today. It was done.
“After. I’m nervous. If you fall apart, try to convince the party members to join as you decided.”
It was Tyrsi who spoke over and over again, repeating what he knew all over again, perhaps because of the pressure to succeed. I nodded and looked up our names on the party list posted on the guild bulletin board.
─Article 4.
[Party leader: Tirsi Armashnas.]
[Party member: Nord.]
Luckily, we were at a party with the same name.
“Vegan halobos. Taking off the top is a rule in our house. I hope you understand.”
“Arthas Mordblue! Haha!! Don’t worry!! Me, huh? After all, this is the 4th test!!”
What really sucked was that the other two party members were fucking trolls.
A dwarf who is already intoxicated by a foreigner who took off his helmet and upper body armor from full plate mail!
The fact that he had to take these cubs to a mid-level battle made Tyrsi, who was in charge of the party, turn pale.
“Female party leader. I have a good heart.”
And as if it wasn’t enough even after harassing Tirsi with only Cody, the full armored underwear man with a thick chest spoke to Tirsi in Britannia with a fucking pronunciation.
“Orcs are also life. If you cut off your nose, you will die.”
I’ll turn. Fuck.
