Chapter 160 – The Married House of Sargadis (5)
Whenever I go to the bathroom with a tired body, I think of the taekwondo school I attended as a child.
The director of the taekwondo gym was a severe bath lover.
I remember that our director, who was a mutant of a kindergarten teacher, was a livelihood type of person who used the money to train his muscles in actual combat, receiving a small amount of money in return for guaranteeing a good night’s sleep for parents by wasting the physical strength of the cotyledonous yellow-nosed children.
But I = In 2000, when Kang Buk-ho was the baby Jammin, it was an uncivilized time when even protein was sometimes treated as a drug!
Was it because he was a primitive, ancient hell galler who was sweating for muscle building even at that time?
Our director absolutely hated the word sweaty.
It’s almost three times more of an overreaction than if you tease the youngsters of the obesity platoon at the training center by calling them pigs.
Maybe that’s why, like the Vatican ministers with 3 minutes left until the final judgment, the director acted as a fanatical advocate for bathing.
Just as they use the bible as a shield and the cross as a sword to perform a double side kick, our director wore the key to the jjimjilbang on the 1st basement level on his wrist to exercise power.
Of course, under such a director, Kang Buk-ho, who was learning disorderly piston-like punches, was directly influenced by his theory of taking a bath.
She had been living like a pseudo-infected miniature terran until the earthenware pot split in the faucet while playing around in the washbasin her mother gave her water for.
However, an immature kid who is close to injecting a brain as light as helium into a lump of blood the size of a dick that was originally a kindergartener!
The painful opening ceremony of an earthenware pot in childhood did not influence my beliefs as an adult.
Fly, I was fascinated by the super board and wanted to ride the board, and even after wearing casts on both arms and cosplaying as Black War Greymon, I still do not obey the words of those weaker than me.
One year and three months left until the age of thirty, but he still loved the bath.
“So I came. Of my own will.”
“Husband. Shut up and go inside before you hear the sound of the soldiers.”
─Slap! Dana slapped me on the back as I muttered in the bathroom. It was more painful than I thought it would be because I was stabbed from behind.
“No snow. Why are you hitting me?”
“Stop yelling and come quickly. I want to wash my sister.”
Dana puts her hand on her waist and frowns. We returned to Sargadis, left our equipment at the inn, and came to the bathhouse in a flash.
Tyrsi left saying that she could use the wizard guild’s bathhouse, so she was a 4-person pot with La added to the No family.
Said the receptionist woman who smiled wryly on our talk show.
“Are you four? Did you bring your ticket?”
“Yeah. Here you go.”
I took out a ticket and tried to pay for the others. Dana said that she had not used up her ticket.
─Swipe.
But Fran suddenly grabbed my hand and stopped. What?
“Nor, would you like to listen to me for a second?”
For some reason, Fran said while looking at Dana. Dana was talking to Lari Lu-La while she was doing something else.
“Why? Is there anything that bothers you?”
“It’s not like that… You have that?”
─Whispering.
─Slightly.
When I put my ear to it, Fran whispered.
Upon hearing this, I opened my mouth wide.
“Really?”
“Yes. Don’t you hate eating with your family? It’s still awkward without knowing it, so I think it would be good to be a little more open.”
Frank said that and laughed innocently.
I wondered if this was okay, but it was a suggestion I didn’t hate in my heart. It’s almost a devil’s whisper.
Thinking so, I gave the ticket and applied.
“Dana. Lalilula. Reception is over A towel here.”
“Oh, that’s fast. Thank you.”
“Thank you too☆!”
After receiving a towel called Rariru, Kkabu posed. It’s not clown clothes, so it feels a bit fresh.
I coughed and said.
“Dana? You’ve been reserved for a special room, so come rest with Fran.”
“A special room? What special room?”
“This is a newly opened place. They said there was a separate one besides a public bath.”
“Yes? Well, not bad.”
Dana nodded as if she understood, and Lalilura made a bolmen sound.
“Yes? Senior, what about me?”
“Are you going to the separate room too? The special room is a two-person room, so three people can’t enter. If anything, you can hold it separately.”
“A room for two?”
At that word, Larry Lou, she stared at me for a few seconds, then averted her eyes.
“Yes, yes, yes. I see. Lalilura will wash up alone and come out~”
“Hehe. I’m also alone. What? It’s a family matter, so please understand. Aren’t you going to be an adult soon too?”
“In the home, in the home. Hehe… Yes, you will.”
At my words, Lari Lura, who wrapped her towel around her neck, pouted her lips.
“Huh~ That’s right. Are you treated as an adult only when you are very comfortable? It’s okay. If that’s the case, I’ll wash up quickly by myself, go back to the inn, and go to sleep first~”
“It doesn’t matter, are you going to have dinner together?”
“… Would you like to eat together?”
“Okay. Don’t you sleep? If you knock on the door and there’s no answer, I won’t wake you up.”
I said so beforehand. It’s because I don’t want to hear bad things about waking up a kid who looks like he’s just graduated from puberty to eat.
“I won’t be sleeping, so will you be sure to pick me up?”
─Tok tok. But Lalilura kicked the tip of my shoe and said.
“No. I’ll just wait here and go back with you.”
“Sure. Maybe I’ll come out first?”
Usually when a man and a woman go to the bathroom, the man comes out first.
When she was in elementary school, even when she shaved her head with her father and got a haircut at the barber shop, her mother came out 30 minutes later than we did. She said, “I don’t like it because I can’t wash for a long time when I come with you.”
Then Lari Lura asked, rolling her eyes.
“Senior. Senior, how long does it usually take to wash?”
“I think I’ll wash everything in an hour and leave.”
“Then I’ll be back in an hour. Waiting alone is boring, so let’s talk together!”
“Yes. See you later.”
“Yes~♡!”
So I went to the men’s bathroom and washed up quickly and came out. In the other world, the body fluids of the young bugs splashed out of the armor, which I left at the inn, so I didn’t notice.
“Det?”
But when I came out after washing my body according to the 30-minute bath cut, Ralilura was already at the entrance of the bathroom.
“Oh! Senior! Why did you come out so early?”
It was Lari Lula, who was wiping her face with her towel and waving at her when I came out.
“No, that’s what I’m going to say. Why did you come out so soon?”
“It wasn’t like I always showered with Fran, so I just took a shower and came out! Oh, but you washed thoroughly? It’s a pity I can’t show you☆!”
“Sorry, bitch. If I had been late and came out, I would have been stabbed by my conscience when I saw you waiting.”
He doesn’t even have very dry hair. I clicked my tongue.
“If you don’t want to catch a cold, dry your hair. Frank and Dana will take a while anyway.”
“Yeah~? It’s annoying because I’m tired. Can’t you stop it, senior♡?”
“Fuck, did I give birth to a daughter? Her hands are working a lot.”
Even so, even Samcheok knows who this guy is tired of!
I’ve worked hard, so I can’t dry my hair. Thinking so, I snatched Lalilura’s towel and frowned at the dampness.
“Mmm? Moisture absorption will be reversed. Did you soak your fucking towel in the bath too?”
“Oh. How did you know? I accidentally fondanted it!”
“Tsubeol. So I couldn’t dry my hair. There is no hair dryer.”
“Dry-huh?”
“There is such a thing.”
There are no hair dryers in this already uncivilized world. Because nobles are replaced by hot wind magic. Common people? You guys are going to have dog hair!
─Get away. I blotted my pink hair with my towel.
“Eww. Senior~. Please don’t be rough.”
“It sucks.”
The pink hair was unexpectedly rustling. Is it because the mana that circulates in the body is very helpful for beauty?
‘Even Dana looks 10 years younger than her age even though her life pattern is mostly strong and weak.’
But if that’s the case, why the hell is our nunna hairy?
Maybe from the time I was born, I have been protected by a guy like the constellation ‘Sapsaree’.
“〈 Summon Cloud〉.”
─Wheein.
I made a magic The hot steam of 〈Burning Hand〉 dried Lalilura’s hair. It was the combination of the arts that he had used when drying Fran’s hair the other day.
─Awkwardly! As the hot wind hit, Lalilura closed her eyes and wrung her neck like her porcupine hedgehog.
“Huh? What, what is this? Breath?”
“Am I a dragon? I’ll shoot you in the head with a breath? Rather, which one is your part?”
“Oh, right.”
“Just here. Customer? Let’s be quiet. I’ll dry it according to your usual hair shape, so there’s no complaints, right?”
“Yeah…”
─Wheein! I dried Ralilura’s hair by making full use of the DEX-buffed hand movements with her mana sucker.
“Okay, that’s it. It’s smooth.”
“Ugh. For some reason, her hair seems to have floated and become a skein of honey.”
“Khehehe. I will never shower again.”
What a fucking honey head. If water touches it, it will go bald.
In any case, it would be a long time before the wives came out. I don’t know what to say to the young kid, but like my father did in the past, if I don’t nag with a musty smell, won’t it hit the mark?
“Senior, senior. Can I buy that drink? I want to try it, but the captain always said no because it was a waste of money!”
“Eh, tsutsutsu… Anyway… Speaking of young people these days… !”
“I’ll buy seniors too♡”
“Our Lalilura knows how to respect the elderly. Oh, and banana milk.”
“Since I don’t know what it is, I’ll buy some grapefruit tea.”
─Meadak! Larry Lura took her wallet and dashed to her stall.
Her running form looked like she was having fun. The pleasure of doing whatever you want like an independent college student? Oh well, if that’s the case, I know. Because wasting money is the most enjoyable thing in life.
I waited for my wives while drinking the grapefruit drink Lalilura bought.
I don’t know why, but I felt like a piece of shit Casanova Pillar Western.
***
Arriving at the inn, we paid for the inn and slept in our room.
But is it because it went into REM sleep mode less than 6 o’clock? It was 2 in the morning when Fran and I woke up. I passed out for 8 fucking hours.
“Ugh… ! Puha.”
Fran, wearing a dressing gown, stretched.
─Rumble. Since there was nothing to hinder the sense of weight, the realism of Britannia’s first body was amazing. Like a magnet attracted to the S pole, I was hugged on Fran’s back.
“Franc. Did you sleep well?”
“Yes. It’s dawn when I close my eyes and open them. I wouldn’t have known if I was carrying it.”
“Cabi. I’ll get up first and pick you up.”
“Puhh. Where will you take me?”
─Quite.
Even if I touched her breasts, Fran didn’t mind. He leaned on my chest and changed his posture to make it easier for me to touch him. Ugh. Juji exploded… !
-Smart.
It was a time when I was happily playing with the feeling of having half of the world. As Fran started to tremble a little, someone knocked on our door.
“Who are you.”
“I am your wife.”
The person who came was Dana. I got up and opened the door. When I took my hand away from the jizzi, I heard Fran’s moan of regret, so Juji stood upright.
─Awkwardly. Dana, carrying a small bag, was taken aback when she saw that my jouji had become active like a salmon climbing up a waterfall.
“What, what? Have you already started?”
“No way. I was hanging out with Fran for a while.”
“Fucking around… Seeing Fran’s face, you enjoyed it alone.”
Looking around the room, Dana blushed.
I wrapped Dana around her waist and pulled her.
“What’s the matter? Even my older sister came to play.”
“… Fuck. I thought we were going to go out together because we wanted to wash together.”
“Hehe. By the way, Fran brought up the story first? Although I was excited to accept it.”
“Ah— shut up the fuck! There’s a mouth and a pervert cub! “
Pushed by the annoyance, I closed the door and waited in the hallway. It was like going to a convenience store.
Of course, I have no intention of buying condoms.
“Boy in Luv Special) Wrapped inside.”
Seriously, I crossed my arms and waited.
Did he turn on the MP3 in his brain and sing Am-Yol-Man about 4 times?
The door opened a little like a maiden walking in a skirt.
“… Come in. It’s a dog. “
“I’m tired of waiting so damn long, sister.”
As soon as I heard Dana’s words, I entered the room possessing an FBI agent sliding under a shutter.
Fran and Dana were waiting for me in negligee.
