Chapter 1013 – [Side Story] How Master Chuck Cheok Lives (6)
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Gurrrr
Veronica swung her staff and the tunnel opened.
“My dear. Would the aisle be this high?”
“Yes. Just like this, open up to this point on the map with a high pass.”
After Loki discovered the dimensional rift, I bought an empty house in the city.
It was a manor city ruled by Lord Hennesses, but there is no law against me buying a villa. There was no reef to buy.
Of course, the purpose of this house was a direct high-pass to the dimensional rift.
─Tuk. Veronica, who came to renovate the basement of the house, stopped activating rune magic and picked up her staff.
“I get it. Don’t break it like this Hmmm, I’m sure Fran will be better at handling soil than I am… “
“Because I am pregnant. Even so, I can pierce… Right?”
“Whoops. If you pierce it with your fist or Brunak, it will collapse right away. Be grateful to the competent attendant.”
“I’m alive thanks to you.”
When we kissed him on the cheek, Veronica laughed as if she was happy and even activated her magic in the tunnel.
Quad deuk… !!
Soil that is compressed with a hole in it!
In an instant, the basement of a common house turned into a tunnel for armed communists to invade the South.
“The bottom of that graveyard seems to be connected to the basement of a certain cave. Once you open the passage, you have to seal it. There could be an innocent child who gets sucked into the rift.”
Shuung-! A mini stone statue that looked like a figure flew up and said.
The god statue, which had no joints, now speaks while moving. It’s an amazing miracle, but what’s even more amazing is that it’s a real miracle.
“I will. But I didn’t know Satis-nim would come.”
Of course, that’s not too surprising to me. Possessing a god statue, Satis sat on Loki’s head.
“Because this old woman is so unreliable. I lived because you carried my idol.”
“I kept a few in case something like this happened.”
It was thanks to the Inventory Medal that granted
“Profit! Aren’t you coming down?! Hey! Come down!”
“That’s not something you have to explain.”
“Yes! There is no reason to say it out of my head!”
“Okay okay. I’m coming down, so take out that big piece of cheese you got the other day.”
Cheese? Veronica stopped working for a moment, her eyes shining, and Loki brushed his hair and smiled triumphantly.
“Hee hee. Could it be? Our followers once offered a very precious cheese! I burned it on the altar and transferred it to Magmel right away! Voila!”
What Loki took out was a glossy piece of cheese.
What kind of cheese is that big? It should be twice the diameter of my cob.
“Is there anything to be so happy about? Cheese should be roughly made with the power of creation.”
“Tsk. This is why hunters who don’t know what pastoralism is. What a wonderful thing it is to make cheese that is as good as this. My cheese is nothing but rotten milk! Good cheese is as difficult to create as mankind!”
“It is true that we are not omnipotent, but please refrain from such a solemn and miserable analogy… 》
It was Satis who seemed to have trouble with the coming out of the primordial god who created mankind. I know how you feel.
“This… The first god who bestowed language on mankind… ?”
“This is great cheese. I can’t get cheese like this even with money.”
And the sighing me and the mouth-watering Veronica.
Yes, two years old, talkative! Even our Goddess can’t overcome her gluttonous gene! How are you going to take care of this!
“Let’s eat, eat♡! Everyone lives to eat!”
The mother of humanity in another world pulled out a knife to cut cheese and flirted with it.
“I’ll taste it for you guys too. Actually, I was thinking about when to eat too. Oh, I’ll give you some, so would you like some for Lalilura and Fran?”
“It’s old.”
《Whoa… Enough of small talk, give me that knife.”
“Uh? Want to cut it instead? Unbelievable! Have you finally awakened a noble mind to respect your seniors?!”
《Wolf Hedin. The dimensional barrier repair magic you and Veronica made, it was really good. Thank you again.”
It was a very familiar dog mushi.
It’s worth knowing what you guys are usually doing in heaven. There are very few gods that smell like humans.
“Thanks to you, we can descend to the ground without any burden. Enough to be able to descend with the main body like this idiot. However, the dimension barrier is like immunity to the concept of dimension. Excessive treatment is poisonous.”
“Immunity… Well. Are you saying your natural healing power is diminished?”
If you rely too much on medicine for a cold, doesn’t your body lose its will and ability to fight the disease? Maybe something like that?
《Exactly. There are only a few surviving gods, so we have to fix it even more carefully.”
Satis flicked a knife the size of her body.
“You remember Ogma? It’s the god of Ulster. He said that we should refrain from treatment now so that it can be fixed on its own without us reinforcing it in the future. To put it in an analogy, it’s like a patient’s rehabilitation exercise.”
It’s a bit long. She smiled as if the expression on my face was obvious.
《Looking at that expression, he must have wanted to stop by Earth?》
“If possible. After a few months, even one round trip is fine.”
Couldn’t you escape the eyes of the god of hunting? Veronica, preoccupied with her cheese, hurriedly wiped her mouth.
“Not too long ago, Fran became pregnant. It is now one month, but there is a problem with childbirth.”
“Oh, did you?! That’s great! Congratulation! … But is it a problem?”
“It’s too long to explain. This is what I heard from an avid No. 1 believer… “
Briefly, he told me about the fetus’s mana resistance problem.
I noticed while explaining, but our first and dimension barriers are immune problems.
《Mana resistance… Right. I wish I could give you a blessing, but a god who is good at that kind of thing didn’t survive at the time of Ragnarok. I’m sorry.”
“It is very unfortunate. But even more so, I want to help my wife give birth with earth medicine.”
The second method I was thinking about was this.
‘It’ll be effective, but if I make a mistake, the dimension barrier could be ruined.’
I’ve been thinking about it, but it’s wrong to say I don’t know the risk of someone else’s family being fucked for my family’s sake. At least now that Fran’s health doesn’t have any red flags.
Kang Buk-ho, who was raised as a loving mother by his father, knows that well.
But the Black Nord inside of me was shouting, ‘Fuck the francs first, motherfuckers’, and my selfish rants were almost over there.
If so, wouldn’t it be better to take advantage of this coincidental opportunity, rather than make mistakes later?
It seemed that Satis and Loki, as well as Veronica, who had talked about it beforehand, fully understood it.
Satis, possessed by a mini statue, smiled.
“Great. Then let’s keep the rift in this dimension.”
“Yes? Are you okay?”
“Yes. That was my business too. It has its own cure for the dimension membrane developed by Ogma and Dian.”
Even after I said it, I thought it would be a lucky complaint if it ended at the level of being serious, but it’s surprisingly positive?
─Pu-wook!!
However, Satis smiled and suddenly picked up the knife Loki had given him, and stabbed it mercilessly as if it were slicing through the belly of a hunted deer.
《It’s chewy. Do you think it is high-quality cheese?”
In addition to the Gooh-class cheese that Loki was proud of.
“Aaaaah——?! You, what are you doing!!”
《What Wolfhedin explains in an easy-to-understand manner.》
Whether or not Loki was devastated, Satis continued to puncture his cheese with a knife.
“Think of this holey cheese as the dimensional membrane of our dimension. Perhaps, like this case, there are other cracks hiding somewhere that we haven’t found yet.”
“Finding them all would be difficult for you, or even for the clairvoyant me.”
“Yes. I have to refrain from treating the dimension membrane, but it’s a bit difficult at this rate. So we put our heads together.”
Satis used two knives to open a hole in the center of the cheese left and right.
Kkudeok…
Then the hole widened, but instead, the punctured knife marks were crushed and stuck.
The cross section was thick and thick, so the hole was almost filled up just by putting the sheaths in close contact.
“What do you think? Okay?”
“… Is it the principle that if you intentionally expand and stabilize a rift of an appropriate dimension, other rifts will repair themselves in the aftermath?”
“Right. Even if the crack is fixed and maintained, it is said that it is possible to promote an epoch-making self-resilience enhancement.”
Immunity-boosting treatment that intentionally overworks the body.
It’s kind of like a vaccine, to put it mildly. The principle is a little rough, but that’s it.
“Ugh, my cheese… My precious cheese… “
Loki, who cries while holding the mercilessly shredded cheese, is fucking bothering me. I can’t concentrate on the world, can I go to the side and cry?
《Since this rift is connected to the Earth, it is easy to travel back and forth as long as it is stabilized.》
Satis said as Jammin shoved Loki on the head.
“1 year. I’ll keep it for just one year. It’s a gift for Francesca’s pregnancy. What do you think?”
“Heh. I like it. It is the best gift ever.”
A visit to Sargadis, which I thought would be a complete high school student, turned out to be this lucky? This is why people say that people should live kindly.
“This is unexpected news. Then hurry up and finish the tunnel… Well.”
Former scholars said that it is better to be beaten first than to be beaten.
With that in mind, I was about to rush the work, but Veronica said, ‘It’s sad that I can’t eat cheese, but it’s for the sake of Fran…’ … She said, ‘She made the same face, so I changed her words.
“Before that, let’s eat some cheese over there. Are you okay?”
《… Please. Because it’s not urgent. Can I have a bite too? Loki.”
When Satis, the Cheese-Slayer, came out brazenly, Loki hugged Cheese and burst into tears.
“These bad workhorses!! It’s a gift from my followers!! Aaaaah——!! Accept the curse of the palace!!”
“Hey, would you please stop praying to the gods created by mankind as if they were primordial gods…?” … ?》
Satis seems to be in a lot of trouble with her heart, but looking at her cheesy, low-fat, I think she must be in some trouble too.
But it’s not my job anyway. Defp.
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“Master. Pierced through! You can see the cracks!”
Veronica carefully and thoroughly, taking her time to open the tunnel, for reasons that she never wanted to taste more of that delicious cheese.
After finding a crack in the cavity that had been revealed in half a day, two more surviving gods descended in front of us.
Are their names definitely Angus and Diane? Angus, a winged boyish god, saw me and waved his hand.
“A long time? I don’t know how you are doing! Have I been so busy that I couldn’t open my eyes?”
“Is it a long time since we met again after half a year? It feels a little friendly. Nice to meet you too.”
“Nostalgia is felt differently depending on how you spent the past time and who you reunited with.”
After shaking his mouth moderately, the other side also answered with a little sincerity to the sound that was pleasant to hear. Angus and the other gods, who flapped their wings like angels, poured power and magic into the rift.
─Rumble!!
As the powers of the gods mobilized, completion was quick. Dian, with an old face, brushed his hands.
“Our work is done. Loki, Satis. I’ll leave the rest to you.”
“Yes. I also need to check the condition of the crack on the other side.”
Loki answered and patted him on the shoulder as if tired.
“It looks like some of the adventurer kids here have been sucked in… If possible, I’d like to find them too and take them home. Angus, where is the connection point to the rift?”
“The coordinates have been modified as requested by Wolfheddin. Originally, it was somewhere in the middle of a mountain.”
“Give me the original coordinates too. I need to know where they went to find the missing children.”
Loki receiving a string from Angus. I scratched my cheek.
“Somehow I’m sorry. I feel like I’ve been handed over.”
“What else do you have like this? You can’t prevent all these accidents. That’s why Ogma, like my poor cheese, is trying to revive the shield’s immunity.”
“Thank you for saying that.”
I observed a dimensional rift. The subway is only a few minutes walk from my house, but somehow the dimension shifting high pass broke through near my house.
“Hmm, my dear. Shall I contact Fran? Shouldn’t you go to the hospital?”
“Check safety first. Ah, but it’s a different dimension, so you won’t be able to connect to
“… Could it be? Huhu, if you’re next to Master, you won’t be bored.”
“… Ugh, it would be right to celebrate the happiness of descendants, but I don’t know why I feel so sick inside.”
When we started talking, Loki hated it as if he was getting chicken skin, but Satis (main body), who was alone in the air, followed us and said,
“Hmm. ‘Master’ is when you want someone to look after you, and is ‘my love’ a title that expresses your desire to possess something when you are alone?”
“… Yeah?”
“The descendants of Loki are really easy to understand. Being mild-mannered is different from our ancestors.”
“Yes Yes?! Uh, what is that… Yeah?!”
Veronica even turned red like a girl who found out the diary.
These days, our goddess keeps breaking down. At this rate, if the second disease in middle school is completely cured, I will become a middle school girl addicted to tteoktusun with only an adult body.
“Be careful. Love is also part of the hunt. To superior males, naive girls are delicacies. If a wolf bites her neck, even a goddess is no different than a normal woman. … Or is it already too late?”
“This guy with no blood on his head is tying me up and turning me into a fool! If you have time to be mean to other people’s precious descendants, why don’t you have a baby of your own!”
“Yes. To do so.”
“… What? Really?!”
When the grumbling Loki was shocked, Satis didn’t even look at him and rang his nose.
“Because more gods are needed for the stability of the world. It would be ideal to hold it for 2-3,000 years and gradually increase it.”
It’s a far-sighted birth plan. The age difference between the eldest and the youngest is 6 times the history of Joseon. At that point, the children will run away saying they want to stop seeing their little brother.
Zuzzu… !
In the meantime, he crossed the dimension through the crack. It was on the roof of a public institution with a padlock on it, possibly because it was forbidden to enter.
“Yap!”
Loki put several illusions that even the gods could not see through the Bolsera rift and the surrounding space.
“Whoa! It’s okay, there won’t be anything noticeable with this. We’ll go right away.”
“Yes. I’m counting on you. Contact me if you find anything.”
《Since they fell into the unstable rift, it is highly likely that the missing adventurers would already have been torn to pieces. A greedy explorer will die. It’s pitiful.”
Satis followed Loki and disappeared, leaving behind bleak and stern words befitting a desert god. Oh shit
“Master. Shall we go too?”
“Ah, that’s how it should be.”
In the meantime, Veronica, who had memorized all the spells, held my hand tightly and cast
Dig-! As the light spread and faded, I set foot in the hallway of my house, returning a little too early to feel missed.
“Mother? My son is here, is he home?”
“Oh, mother, father. Shi, excuse me…”
If you’re not there or if you have guests, what’s going to happen to you?
That’s when Veronica and I took off her shoes and went into her living room.
“… Huhu, is your son here? How did you come just in time?”
Drooling—.
The door in the hallway opened, and my dead-eyed mother appeared. What? Is it a dream again? Did a certain one-eyed goddess possess it?
“Thank you for coming anyway. Come on, get ready.”
“… Yes? What are you ready for?”
“What? I did not know? The day after tomorrow is Chuseok.”
Det?
“I have to send and take my turn. Does Veronica cook?”
“Ah, ah, ah… “
Aww! Ruined! I had to wait a week or so to come back!
