Chapter 169 – #169. X Laburning
“No… In the Joseon Dynasty, I wouldn’t be weird if I had three kids…”
As I watched the seaweed as it ripened while flicking the ladle, I repeated my words to myself.
“Yeah… Well… If you get married and have kids, you contribute to the country, and you’re a patriot. Patriot.”
“If you get married early, you can raise all the kids early and just hang out with Naeun. Rather good…”
But in the end, the end of this self-talk…
“Write it… Fuck you…”
Naeun is right.
No…How could this be…
I’m only 27 years old…
It’s 99% contraceptive…
Isn’t the doctor a fucking quack…
If there was a rule that if I got pregnant, I would get a refund, I was full of thoughts about going to the obstetrics and gynecology department right now.
I felt like I was about to collapse at any moment from my growing spirit, but I gathered my heart and focused on cooking.
Still, Naeun’s birthday breakfast meal prepared with all her heart.
In fact, there was nothing to call it cooking, but all I did was season it spoonfuls in between to make sure it was being boiled safely.
It was definitely a taste without failure because I followed the instructions.
I put in a pack of broth, and I thought it served as an unreasonable part of the ramen soup.
“You have to put in a lot of meat.”
Half seaweed. Filling her girlfriend’s soup bowl with half the meat, I set down the spoon and called for Naeun.
“Naeun. Come out. Let’s eat~”
Naeun pulls back her chair and smells seaweed soup first.
“Oh. I think I can eat it for now.”
“Hey. Isn’t it a bit like deciding whether something is delicious or not, rather than whether it is edible or not?”
“Ah. This is a baby issue.”
I had no choice but to keep my mouth shut at Naeun’s words as she caressed my stomach as if to explain.
“Of course, if I was alone, I would have enjoyed it~ But if the baby says he doesn’t want to eat, there’s nothing we can do. I can’t even eat my favorite green tea ice cream anymore.”
I was already afraid of what Naeun would do to me using the baby as an excuse.
Now, when the subject changes from ‘I’ to ‘baby’, I can’t say anything and do everything I ask.
Even in dramas and movies, it was common to see scenes where the pregnant wife’s husband couldn’t move.
“Sit down too. Let’s eat together.”
“Ah. Wait for a sec. I’ll just take out kimchi and bring it back.”
After bringing kimchi and the side dishes Naeun had prepared for her and finishing the setting, we began to eat.
“Mmm~ It’s delicious. Did you do well?”
“I put a lot of meat in it, so eat it all. I bought something expensive on purpose.”
“Babies say it tastes good too~”
I don’t know if it’s true or not, but I smiled weakly at her smiling face.
“Um… I was going to eat at a famous restaurant or something later in the evening. How is it?”
“Have you made a reservation?”
“Huh.”
“Then let’s go. What.”
“Can I go?”
“No. Brother. Does it look like my stomach is protruding to the point where I can hardly walk?”
Na-Eun reproaches Naeun as if she is dumbfounded.
“Because I don’t know. It’s like that in case you want to. Should I go to the hospital?”
“Yes. I think it would be better to go and listen to the explanation and ask about the status.”
“Then shall we eat this and go right away?”
When I, who became impatient, asked me a question, Naeun shook her head.
“No. I’ll go tomorrow. Today is my birthday, so I want to put off going to the hospital for just one day.”
“Okay. Then let’s go together tomorrow morning.”
Still, I did the second period because the obstetrician and gynecologist had taken it off.
“Ohh… Pretending to be responsible for being a father~”
“Hey. I am a very responsible person.”
“Why did that person say he would take all the heroines and throw them away?”
That’s not me bitch
When did I say I abandoned you?
“By the way, brother.”
“Ok.”
“We… Have to tell the parents of both families…”
She speaks carefully.
Naeun must have been aware that this was definitely not an easy subject, and she could see saliva going down her throat.
“When… Shall we…?”
“Uh…”
So, I have to inform my mom and dad that she has become her grandparents…
To be honest, my parents weren’t that worried.
She always wanted to see me dating, and in particular, her mother often said that she wanted to see her grandchild soon.
Daddy is so blunt…
Is not it. Still want to hear one thing
I think you’ll end up with something that fits your back.
“I don’t think my parents would say anything like that to be honest.”
At least, they were never the kind of people who would immediately embarrass me in front of the girlfriend I love.
“Is it so?”
Naeun’s expression brightened even more.
“How about your house?”
This was the problem.
From what I’ve heard, Naeun’s parents seem to care very much about Naeun and Nayeon.
Now that she told me she got her 25-year-old daughter pregnant…
Am I seriously getting stabbed?
“Uh… My parents… Are a bit… Conservative… Aren’t they?”
Her way of speaking seemed to have refined her expressions to reassure me.
But my 6th sense was telling me I was fucked.
“…Would you like to buy a bulletproof vest?”
“Seriously, it might not be that bad.”
“But what… I have to take it…”
Naeun put down her spoon as I shrugged her shoulders with a bitter smile on her face.
“Still, I will try to tell you the best I can. I’m not going to just watch my brother overeat and eat.”
“Thank you for doing so…”
“You will be my husband.”
Husband.
He’s a husband, not a boyfriend.
No but fuck We haven’t even passed a year yet, isn’t the job change too fast?
It’s not some kind of vacation season X-Raburning event.
There are couples who have been together for 4 years, but marriage seems to be the first thing we do.
“What is it. Why no answer Aren’t you going to have a husband?”
“No no. I just don’t feel good. I should husband.”
“Why does your tone seem reluctant?”
You just looked like my senior. Hannah.
“I will be careful.”
When I answered with a disciplined tone, Naeun smiled.
“Brother. Now I really only look at other women.”
“Hey. If anyone hears it, they’ll know that it’s normal.”
“You know. When I come out, the other pretty freshmen will chase after me.”
“You’re prettier than them even with a belly.”
“That’s true, but…”
It seemed like my comment was the right choice.
Perhaps she was trying to pretend to be pretty, Naeun covers her cheeks with both hands.
It was really cute.
“You know I haven’t had sex in a while, right?”
“…Until when?”
Of course, I predicted that it would interfere with my sex life, but it was true that I was disappointed.
“I think you should go and listen to the doctor to know exactly what the doctor said, but I saw it on the Internet, and it’s better not to do it at all in the beginning…”
“So you can’t even use a dildo?”
“Your brother can’t even insert his dick, can you insert a dildo and use it?”
I wanted to give her a gift useful in real life, but it was only like this that it became a pie for ornamental painting.
“It’s a shame…”
“Are you okay. Still, I will take responsibility for you and drain the water.”
“…Where?”
“Ah~”
Naeun opened her mouth wide and stuck out her pink tongue.
* * *
“Lalalalala~”
I put on my makeup while humming a song, and finally put on my lipstick.
Items that can only be worn from the last week of March to the beginning of April.
Wearing a trench coat, I called my brother.
“Brother. Song.”
“Are you done?”
“Yes.”
I decided to go on a date outside for my birthday, and I held the bag my brother gave me as a gift.
“How is it? Fit well?”
He turned his body around to check his brother’s reaction, and he nodded his head in satisfaction.
“Good good. It just seems like a good fit for my wife.”
“Eh. But oppa, isn’t it still a bit too much for you to officially call me your wife?”
“Why.”
“That’s right, you didn’t even propose.”
“Ah… Is that so…?”
No matter how much we agreed on the idea of getting married, isn’t it too much to eat a proposal raw? This bastard
“Then shall we just go buy a ring?”
“Hey. I wear a wedding ring like that, like running errands to Tofu. Do it right later properly.”
When I gave him a face mask, my brother scratched his head as if he was sorry.
“Okay. Then I’ll catch me and do it right.”
“I just don’t do it right. I will refuse.”
“If you refuse, you will have to raise the child alone.”
“I’ll raise you talking about how ugly your dad is for the rest of your life.”
Shocked by my words, my brother, whose face turned white, grabbed my shoulder.
“Do not worry. Hannah. I’ll make sure you never get upset.”
“But don’t go overboard and buy a really big diamond ring.”
My brother said that he doesn’t usually spend money, but he only overdoes it at times like this.
“But Naeun.”
“Yes?”
“Let’s take one step off before we leave.”
“Suddenly?”
“Because I’m conscious of the fact that you’re pregnant, I keep…”
Profit
My brother’s pants zipped down.
“Do you want to put milk in your mouth?”
“Really… Midwinter, you…”
I looked at my brother with contempt, but my knees turned to the floor as if enchanted.
“If you marry another woman, you will be in trouble.”
I just opened my mouth wide.
