My Friend Keeps Offering Me Women. 339

Chapter 339 – Episode 339 – [Ending] The Invincible Happy Ending I Create

* Episode 339 – [Ending] The invincible happy ending I create

The stars shone.

I lay down in a place infinitely close to the universe and received languid pleasure from my limp body.

There was something soft, like human skin, on the neckrest, and something stuck between the crotches, giving me a vivid sensation of touching my tongue.

‘-What. What is this situation?’

I grimaced and tried to move my hand to remove the eye mucus, but it didn’t move.

It’s something heavy.

It seemed like someone was suppressing it, but my vision was so blurry that I could only see the stars in the distance and someone’s face.

“… Ah.”

As if they were aware of my discomfort, someone who was resting their thigh on my bedside reached out a hand.

He took a cloth out of nowhere and wiped my eyes.

The moment I could see in one eye, I knew it was Aphrodite.

“This place… Ugh!?”

The flow of asking her something was naturally interrupted.

Tiring tiring!!!!

〈God of ㅇㅇ〉

[It happened!]

〈God of ㅇㅇ〉

[ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅇ]

〈God of ㅇㅇ〉

[Did you sleep well!?]

〈God of ㅇㅇ〉

[You said it would happen]

〈God of ㅇㅇ〉

[No, how do you come back from the afterlife?]

〈God of ㅇㅇ〉

[Did you hold on even after Freya died? Haha,]

〈God of ㅇㅇ〉

[ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ What the heck]

【Mission】 [Catch Goddess Freya and fry her in the poop]

【2 hours 29 minutes 59 seconds】

【1,000,000 ₩】

-Success!-

〈God of ㅇㅇ〉

[I sent it to a place worse than a trash can.]

〈God of ㅇㅇ〉

[ㄹㅇ haha]

〈God of ㅇㅇ〉

[Freya (Thor type) haha]

〈God of ㅇㅇ〉

[Ok jji ke]

〈God of ㅇㅇ〉

[The ugly face shown at the end]

[I’ll never forget it, really haha]

〈God of ㅇㅇ〉

[I already opened a bottle of that as a snack]

〈God of ㅇㅇ〉

[I stuck my dick in that bitch’s pussy hole]

〈God of ㅇㅇ〉

[↑]

[Get treatment for sexually transmitted diseases]

【Toto】 [Bet on whether the hero is alive or dead with E-class power]

【2 hours 29 minutes 59 seconds】

-Survive!-

〈God of ㅇㅇ〉

[Aaaaah!!!!]

〈God of ㅇㅇ〉

[Oops lol]

〈God of ㅇㅇ〉

[My power!!!]

〈God of ㅇㅇ〉

[Umai~~~~!!!]

Tiring tiring!!!!

Ding ding ding… !

As I was suffering from the chat window and the voice that kept coming up, Aphrodite’s hand pressed my forehead.

“It’ll be okay now.”

Soon the headache disappeared.

The chat window sound was turned off, and it looked a little blurry.

It was okay because I was overly focused during the battle, but it was painful to accept it now.

‘Aphrodite was taking care of him.’

Blonde hair fell down and tickled the bridge of my nose.

She is looking at me with more love than usual.

And then there was nothing said.

‘What is this warm pleasure I feel in my lower body… ?’

After lying on the bed in a daze, I finally lifted my upper body.

Someone is serving sexually.

When I narrowed my eyes to see if they were my women, they weren’t.

“Beeh… Re… Reup…”

“Tsk… Tsk…”

“Churrrrp…”

Some beautiful women I’ve never seen are sticking to my crotch.

Moreover, these are beautiful women who are not from the Yinma lineage but from Northern European descent and have wing-like ears.

The sucking wasn’t as obscene as Eumma’s, and every action was lovely, such as lightly touching the tongue and kissing and stroking intimately.

“… What kind of situation is this?”

But, let’s just say it’s cute.

Why am I being served by Nordic beauties I don’t know?

That’s six… No, seven people…

Moreover, there are numerous beauties of the same lineage poking their heads out from under the bed, waiting for their turn.

‘I would have thought it would be an ordinary reward up to this point.’

So I looked forward rather than under the bed.

It’s right in front.

「「「「───.」」」

There are male gods watching me suck my dick.

….

… What is this situation?

As I wondered why they were watching me sucking my dick, the scarlet hair caught in the gap appeared.

“Oh, are you awake? You look embarrassed!”

It’s Rocky.

He leaned forward and grinned.

“Don’t panic. These people are representatives of each myth… Plus spectators. These are the people you saw in the chat window earlier, so try to be friendly!”

Therefore… It is said that Zeus, Odin, Ares, Tyr, and many others have gathered together.

In addition, there were people from Egyptian mythology and there was also someone like Asura with many arms.

‘It’s scary.’

No, I’m serious.

I can’t smile.

There are several gods stronger than Freya.

Why are they watching me sucking my dick?

‘Let’s get the sword first.’

I groped the bed.

But my sword is nowhere to be found.

At my attitude, the gods who appear to be military gods pat their chins and exclaim with admiration. On the contrary, the older god stepped forward to calm me down.

“Didn’t Loki tell you not to panic? If you’re a hero, you need to open your chest and enjoy your leisure like a hero.”

The representative was Noshin, whose entire body was burning blue.

He covers one eye with an eye patch and holds a burning bird on his shoulder.

… Old God in an eyepatch?

“Perhaps… Odin…?”

“Oh, do you recognize me as expected? This is the problem if there are specific characteristics. You can’t have a surprise event.”

Odin had a funny way of speaking, contrary to my image.

The smile itself is lighter than its appearance.

「「「 Haha」」」

Everyone laughed equally at this.

However, no one spoke a word except Odin.

There is also a person who appears to be Zeus behind him, but he is watching with his arms crossed.

“Well, it’s a bit unfair to say to enjoy it in a situation where there are so many gods. Anyway… Where should I begin to explain this?”

He chose his words.

I wasn’t the only one who was having trouble. Just like me, Odin was also troubled and finally spoke.

“The ones attached to your crotch are our Valkyries. They serve for a short time to heal you and infuse you with divinity.”

“Do you mean to treat something like this? And what is divinity?”

“Every time you ask a question, the story will get longer, so let me answer right away. You committed god killing. You are on the verge of becoming a god because of that achievement, but your inclination is close to that of a surname… So in this sexual way. We stimulate them and naturally encourage them to become new gods, while also satisfying our children’s self-interest.”

This god just said it was self-interest!

I’m saying it’s to satisfy the sexual desires of the Valkyries, not me!

‘If you think about it, they also supported me.’

I glanced down.

“Beeeee…”

“Tsk… Tsk… Chu…?”

“Tsure~♡”

Beautiful women looked up at me.

Are these beauties with wings instead of ears the representative Valkyries of Northern Europe?

He looks very happy licking his cock.

…

… I feel overly embarrassed because I feel like I have a fan base.

“As you can see, our children are the walls that support the heroes. If they fall in love with one hero, they have a constant and heavy personality that cannot be noticed by other men. When this incident is over, I will take responsibility for making them fall in love and take them back.”〈 Br〉

“Take me with you.”

There are a lot of them under the bed.

Everyone looked at me with interest and love, pricking up their wings instead of their ears.

It’s not some kind of discharge gift… The tone is so light that it is rather embarrassing.

“… Really?”

“It’s true, if you don’t take him with you, everyone will shed tears of blood and tear out their own internal organs and commit suicide. They do that without any hesitation. It’s not a joke, it’s serious, so don’t refuse even if it’s just a joke.”

Do these beauties commit such cruel suicide?

It just doesn’t look like that.

“… Odin.”

“It’s over.”

“Hmm.”

In the midst of such a bloody explanation, the Valkyries at the center of the story nudged my dick.

It’s shining.

“My dick is suddenly shining.”

“Let me check your skills.”

“Oh, yes.”

Since I didn’t know what was what, I did as I was told.

A familiar skill window…

… It didn’t appear.

[Your semen has the power to attract females.]

[It has a slight beauty effect.]

[Anyone who touches your semen will have some of their wounds healed.]

[The overall function of the genitals increases.]

[Anyone who touches your semen will recover from any abnormal status.]

[The function of the genitals increases significantly.]

[Your semen will have the power to attract evil spirits.]

[The function of the genitals increases significantly.]

[Your genitals will have the power to lead your soul to pleasure.]

[The function of the genitals increases significantly.]

[The miracle of Ambrosia will occur.]

[Those who drink the semen of God will become immortal.]

[The miracle of nectar will occur.]

[The drinker of God’s semen will be rejuvenated and attain immortality.]

“… Huh?”

I confirmed the skill.

However, only effects were listed instead of skill names.

In addition, the effects of ambrosia and nectar, which had not yet been revealed, were revealed.

And then…

[Last name and the god of poison (?)]

[The one who killed the goddess.]

[The power to charm a woman’s soul to its roots.]

[Regardless of whether they are humans or gods, ‘females’ cannot resist this power.]

[The power of fascination goes beyond dimension and time and space and reaches the parallel world.]

[The power of God to heal all kinds of wounds and remove curses.]

[Rejuvenation, immortality, immortality, its healing power goes beyond elixir.]

“… God ​​of poison?”

“That’s what it looked like in the end. It’s something we can’t help.”

Odin sneaks in his face and uses my skills… No, I looked through this together, doubtful whether it was a skill in the first place.

“It’s unconventional. The power is at the level of a god.”

“… Is it at your level?”

“You can see it. This is the first time a god has been killed, so it is not surprising that he receives such power. Although there have been many people who have killed a god, you are the first to completely eradicate and completely destroy the soul. It is truly a complete death, so the god Even if you do that, there is no way you can survive.”

He grinned, saying that since he had done such a bad thing, he had received a worthy reward.

「「「「───!!!」」」

Other gods who were present as spectators also clapped their hands.

It would be foolish to think that he would receive praise while his dick was being sucked by Valkyrie.

“I am Odin, the representative of this place today. Of course, I am not the representative because it is a happy occasion. This place was created because a fool who belongs to our mythology did something very wrong…”

Nevertheless, Odin continued speaking.

Calmly while I was being licked by Valkyries and receiving divinity.

“You probably know the reason why we brought down the tower. We put the tower on the ground for our own reasons, turned our powers into skills and distributed them to humans. The reason was mostly to collect energy to operate the tower. And for this purpose, humans have been used.”

And among the people who have been used, I am one.

Originally, it was an issue that should have made people angry.

“We are exploiting. If the humans do not attack the tower, we will regurgitate the monsters. We are threatening the humans to attack the tower and share the energy they have. Meanwhile, our gods have used the heroes’ fight as entertainment, so they are literally gods. Isn’t this an evil deed?”

However, I was left speechless by the tone in which they acknowledged their evil deeds.

Odin clenched his fists and concluded.

“That’s why one thing must be certain: personal punishment. If you force humans to fight against their will and use them as playthings in the name of heroes, you should be rewarded.”

“But you’re saying Freya wasn’t like that?”

“… That stupid bitch almost affected the ecosystem of other towers. Just think of how the image of God that humans have is being nailed by someone like Freya. If humans do not climb the tower and engage in an all-out war, we will be the ones to lose in the end.”

I wondered why the gods didn’t help Freya.

Even though I behaved in such an indecent manner, I am ultimately human, and she must have been a god…

“‘I was afraid that the humans who were the driving force of the tower would give up on the attack’… Was that a reason why it was okay to kill Freya?”

“No. That’s just my personal concern. Maybe it won’t happen. But as a god who worries about the future, I mentioned it as a matter of concern.”

“Then why-“

“-Freya’s greatest sin was that she tried to trap her fellow god, Aphrodite, and so she allowed her karma to be paid off through you. If that fool had not insulted the same god, we would have most likely taken Freya’s side. “

I wanted to say something.

Odin blocked my unfair words.

“I know how you feel. I’ll tell you again in case you misunderstand, we are truly evil gods. We are not good gods for humans. If humans do not attack the tower, we will mercilessly invade the earth and destroy the country. We actually did this a few times and warned the whole world. I did it too.”

So God said just that.

“You don’t have to have affection for us. This is a fair deal and a reward. You have entertained us and punished the fool who threatened the continuation of the tower and the myth. As a result, you are on the verge of becoming a god, and we have gathered like this to honor you. I was waiting for resurrection and for my wish to come true.”

Since they are causing enormous damage to the earth, we must be certain when giving rewards and be courteous to heroes.

At least the gods gathered here had such minimal courtesy.

“It’s a long story. I’d like to move on to the conclusion and tell you about your reward.”

He asked me directly, “What do you want?”

Of course, other gods as well.

With their power, there was no doubt that they would achieve even an unexpected and foolish miracle.