Chapter 59 – The Three Swords
59. Samdo-ryu.
I started to sign the serpent-like dildo in front of my eyes. Quite a unique case, but this woman was also a fan of mine.
“That… First of all, the name…”
“Oh, I’m a pervert.”
“Yes?”
“A pervert. My last name is Byun and my name is Taein.”
“Ah… Tae, Mr. Taein…”
If you look at the name alone, it’s very pretty, but when you add the last name, the tone is a bit strange.
“But why such a huge dildo…”
“Ah, this is good because it stimulates both holes at the same time. If you bend it because it has good elasticity…”
“Gwa, it’s okay! I asked something. I signed everything here.”
I passed her giant dildo back to her.
And when she received her dildo, she looked very happy.
“Aww! Finally, ttttori got an autograph!!”
Anyone who sees it will think that their children went to prestigious universities.
Anyway, I raised the camera that was filming the floor up again. Then I turned on the sound I had turned off again.
“Fortunately, the owner is a fan of mine, so I got permission!”
– Phew, good luck.
-I thought I would die of frustration just looking at the floor.
-300,000 won deposited right now.
-Titling!
“Ah! Thank you, Choi Kanggwidoo, for 300,000 won! Well, since I got the money, I’ll take a hard look! Chorongmon! Guide me!”
“Huh? I-I…?”
“Oh, I’m holding the camera right now. Pick one up and explain.”
I deliberately left her to explain her lantern to tease her.
“That… Ok.”
Soon Cho-rong put on a shy expression, and she slowly began to explain.
“This, this… That… It’s an adult product you use when you want to enjoy it…”
“Where is it?”
“He… He, anal…”
“What is anal…? I don’t know because it’s English…?”
“Ugh… Again, again, shit!”
Chorong definitely had a taste for teasing. How cute he was when he was flustered with a red face…
“But why is that dildo so big? Mr. Chorongmon?”
“Uh… Uh, bend it… To use it to stimulate both holes…”
“Oh! I see! Maybe the Reds can use it?”
“Les, the Reds are… Ugh…”
‘Kuh-kuh, it’s really fun.’
I continued to tease Cho-rong and visit her adult store.
“Oh! Isn’t that a whip?”
“Yes… It is mainly used by people who like SM…”
“Then Chorongmon-sensei is S? Are you M?”
“Uh… M…”
It didn’t seem like a bad thing to do a broadcast like this once in a while. Viewers also liked it, saying it was fresh.
-Was it Chorongmon M? Lol
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋ My face is completely red.
-Stop harassing Chorongmon! You bad new tuber!!
The boss seemed to be having fun, so he was sitting next to us and watching.
‘Kuh-kuh, it’s nice to have a look.’
“Huh? But what about the boss? What is that?”
I asked the owner next to me about the strange product. It seemed that even the lanterns did not know that.
“Ah! This is what’s new this time. It’s called a glans. It stimulates the glans wonderfully! Would you like to try it?”
“Ah… No. It’s okay. Haha…”
‘A glans… There’s really everything.’
Anyway, I looked around the adult product store while listening to the explanations of the boss and Chorong.
Perhaps the boss was also excited, and I was able to hear his personal story before I knew it.
“Oh, you’re saying you’re closing the store after only doing it until this year?”
“Yes. I can’t even do business… I even heard of a thief the other day.”
“That’s… A thief.”
The boss explained to me with a sad expression. It was said that the business didn’t work from the beginning, but because of a certain New Tuber, he was even heard of being robbed.
“Yes? Are you a New Tuber?”
“Yes… New Tuber filmed it without asking permission…”
“Is that it?”
“Ah! I’m going to fold it anyway. I’ll show it to Seo Woo. It’s okay to take a picture.”
Chorong and I followed the boss with curious expressions.
And we could see something like a big safe. It was a huge safe that reached my chest in height.
“Ah…! New Tuber took this safe…!”
“Yes…”
“And! But if it’s this big… It’s easy enough to be thieves.”
Even the safe seemed very luxurious. In addition, it seemed that a billion won would fit easily even if I put a 10,000 won bill inside.
“Okay…Then I’ll open it! Don’t be too surprised!”
Still, the boss seemed pretty excited about bragging.
‘How much did you hear…? Did you hear any gold bars?’
Chorong and I looked at the safe with expectant faces.
Tiriling. Clap.
Soon the lock on the gold bar opened…
Sigh.
The safe’s door opened slowly.
“Braided!! How is it? Isn’t that amazing?!”
And as soon as I looked inside the safe, my jaw dropped. It was the same with Chorong.
What it has to do is…
“Oh, onahole?!”
“Crazy…”
It was because dozens of onaholes were neatly displayed.
“Isn’t it amazing? Are all the ona halls used by top actors?”
“Uh, what is that…”
“It was really hard to find. Ah! Over there is Ona Hall written by Hyun Jin-seok! And that one was used by the legendary actor Kim Seong-woo…”
“Haha… Yes.”
I put on a puzzled look. The woman in front of me must be the first person who has kept the ona hole so carefully.
‘Then the thief only came in to steal the Ona Hall?’
“Wow, that’s great!! President!!”
However, Chorong’s reaction was completely different from mine.
“Huh, right?”
“Yes!! Ki, the ona hole used by actor Kim Seong-woo…!”
“It was really hard to find something I used on set.”
Cho-rong was watching intently with her eyes twinkling.
“And! Oh my god! Jihoo Choi is there too?! I was a huge fan in middle school!!”
“Oh! Jihoo Choi is good. The cock is very strong…”
‘Haa… What is this?’
Who is not a pervert, Cho-rong was excitedly talking about AV with her boss.
“No, but why do you put something like this in the safe…”
“Yes?! It’s just like this! Even Mr. Bitseo-woo can’t stand that!”
“That’s right! Apologize!”
Anyone who sees them will know that the two of them are mother and daughter. How do you get along so well…
“No! I’m right! Can I get money if I sell that ona hole?”
“Huh!”
“Yes, okay? How much?”
“At this level… It should be close to 100 million won?”
“Oh, billion!!”
I was taken aback by Chorong’s words.
And then she rammed her apple straight away.
“I’m sorry. It deserves to be kept in a safe.”
“Ho-ho, it’s okay.”
“I apologized quickly, so I’ll see you.”
Anyway, after that, Cho-rong was excited and looked around the Ona Hall with the boss. And she was unexpectedly well received by the audience.
-Sssss Crazy! It’s an onahole written by Jeong Ji-geum himself!
– That’s great! Boss I really envy you
-Seowoo, how about making one and giving it to the boss?
“No, what are you making! By the way Lee Chorong! I have to go now.”
“Oh! Hasn’t the time already been like this? I think the boss should go alone!”
As she looked around, time had already passed. I had a schedule for tomorrow, so I had to go.
“Hoho, Seo Woo! I had fun today!”
“No! We had fun too!”
We walked slowly to the entrance and exchanged greetings. Unfortunately, it was time to part.
But that was the time.
Sigh.
Soon the door opened and two women wearing hats and masks appeared. It was a duo with a very suspicious feeling.
“Huh?”
Of course, this was an adult product store, so it wasn’t a costume that didn’t make sense at all.
But soon they started behaving strangely.
Clap.
Suddenly, the entrance door was locked.
Then he took out a sharp knife from his pocket.
“Kko, don’t move!!”
“Is there a safe here?! Guide me there!”
Turns out, he was a robber.
– What, what is it? Hidden camera?
-Goodbye Seowoo!
-Crazy! Someone report it!
-Omg! What is this?
Viewers also reacted quite surprised.
“Oh, there you two!! You guys stay still!! If you move even a little, you will die!”
“Yeah, yes! I’m only going to rob the safe…! If you move, you will die!”
The robbers threatened with knives and slowly began to approach the boss.
‘Hey, what is this! Robbery in Korea…!’
“Hehe, didn’t I say the safe here is huge?”
“Uh. It must have sounded great!”
“You, you!! That thief from last time!!”
After hearing the story, it seemed that he was the thief the boss had told me about. When he couldn’t rob the safe, he turned into a robber.
“Hehe, I don’t know?”
“You’d better open the vault right away! Or you know…?”
“Oh, no!! Never open my safe!!”
‘This…’
Judging from the boss’s reaction, it seemed that he had no intention of just opening the safe. And the robber, who heard that, brandished his sword and threatened.
Whieik-!!
“What? Won’t you open it?!”
This could have seriously injured anyone.
“Seo, Seo Woo! Black…! My, i’ll protect you! Believe me!”
Chorong, while crying, came in front of me and stretched out his arms. It was a very brave act.
However, she said that rather touched the robber’s planting.
“Didn’t I tell you not to move?!”
“Do you think you have to be stabbed to come to your senses?!”
The robbers started coming towards us with knives.
“Seo, Seowoo!! Run!!”
‘Cho, chorong is dangerous!!’
I immediately looked around for possible weapons. I couldn’t attack a robber with a cleaver with my bare body.
‘Damn…! Is there anything anywhere?!’
And then, something caught my eye.
‘Even that one!’
I quickly put the selfie stick in my mouth. Then he reached for the wall and grabbed two long objects, one in each hand.
“Fuck! Come on!”
The object I held in my hand was a 50 cm long object. It was good enough to be used as a weapon.
Just in case you have a problem…
“Ku-k-k-k! Aren’t you crazy?”
“It’s really funny!”
‘Fuck, I know it’s embarrassing! I really fell behind!’
It was because the object in both hands was a long pink dildo.
It was so sudden that I couldn’t help it.
Tadak!!
Anyway, I immediately ran out in front of Cho-rong.
Then, with the selfie stick still in his mouth, he started swinging the dildo vigorously.
Whieik-!!
As absurd as it may seem, the dildo itself was quite heavy. In addition, because of the large glans, the front part was particularly heavy.
In other words, it was said that it was good enough to be used as a weapon.
“I dare you! Search!!”
“Look after you!”
In addition, the weapon was much longer than the opponent. The kitchen knife was only 20 cm long.
But my dildo was a whopping 50CM.
Thanks to that, my huge glans(?) Flew away first…
Few!!
As it was, the woman who was brandishing her sword was hit in the jaw.
“Gagging!!”
And as soon as the woman was hit, she collapsed on the spot.
Dump.
“Hey!! It’s Minji! What, what is this…!”
I also swung the dildo in the other hand.
Whieik-!!
The dildo flew like a meteor…
As it was, it was stuck in the temple of another robber.
Few!!
“Heuk…!”
Soon, even another robber fell to the floor.
It was a one-shot, one-kill performance with a dildo.
“Ugh… Ugh…”
“I’m tired…”
And I still had a selfie stick in my mouth. In a word, it means that the appearance just now was broadcast live.
-What, what is it?
-Did you subdue the robber with a dildo?
-Is this possible? Lol
Of course, the chat came up at a frantic speed. It was so fast that it even took lag.
– Tiring.
And at that time, a super chat just rang.
[That, that’s the culmination of the three swords…]
Me with a pink dildo in each hand and a selfie stick in my mouth…
It was a really good expression.
