Chapter 78 – 78. Early Bird Wake Up!
78. Early bird wake up!
“Early Bird Wake Up!”
“Wow! It’s a fucking surprise.”
Suddenly someone yelled and woke me up. Looking to the side, I saw a stupid bitch with her upper body raised on the floor, her arms stretched out in front of her. This is Jihyun Lee.
‘Is it a crazy bitch?’
You’re talking like an idiot. I knew I was crazy, but I didn’t expect to be that stupid.
“Ah fuck you woke up every once in a while.”
“You can sleep again.”
Dump.
Lee Ji-hyun lies down on the floor again. It sticks to the floor and squirms. I looked at her with her pitiful eyes and turned on her cell phone.
The current time is 11:30. The early bird weather was so damn good, I thought it was 8 o’clock.
Anyway, it’s time for lunch. Although she wasn’t particularly hungry, to get her habitual lunch inhalation, I kicked her with my foot and asked for her ramen or brew.
“Hey, boil the ramen.”
“Why me.”
But it doesn’t happen Seriously, she doesn’t qualify as a little sister at all. Isn’t it ‘common sense’ for her sister to cook ramen for her brother?
“Buy me some tteokbokki.”
“You’re a bastard. A rent guide?”
“The rent is crazy. I paid twice the rent just by giving up my bed.”
Haaam.
Lee Ji-hyun yawns and lies down again. I made ice in her arms.
“Ughyak!!”
Lee Ji-hyeon frantically removes the ice. As if I had just run away from sleep, he stares at me fiercely. I giggled and laughed at her.
“Giggle.”
“Oh what the fuck are you doing!!”
“Okay, when you wake up, hurry up and cook some ramen. My friends and younger sisters always cook ramen and offer it to their brother, but what the hell are you? Is it the year you picked it up?”
Of course it’s bullshit In fact, I didn’t have any close friends these days. Fuck.
“Let’s eat tteokbokki. Rosé Tteokbokki is a trend these days, right? I don’t know about Asain.”
Lee Ji-hyun is fiddling with her cell phone. After ordering something, he held out his hand to me.
“I’ll give you the money.”
“Why me.”
“What, then, I want you to eat it alone?”
This bastard told me to boil ramen, so why do you ask for money after Ji ordered tteokbokki? Are you really out of your mind?
“And give me some pocket money. Even if you’re a D-class, you’re a hunter, so you won’t touch money. Don’t you earn about 500 a month?”
“Get out of here, dude.”
And then, shamelessly asking for pocket money. It was so thick that I tried to hit it with one blow.
“Oh, why? Give me 100,000 won, no, only 50,000 won~. I’m talking to my mother too.”
“Okay, eat and leave, dude.”
I threw two 50,000 won bills on the floor. Lee Ji-hyun picks up money that has fallen on the floor like a beggar.
“The castle is ruined! Majesty! In that sense, I will write a com.”
He quickly inserts the money and sits down in front of his laptop.
“Oh, what is the password? Why did you put your password on when you’re going to use it alone anyway? You must have hidden porn fucking pervert. Release me quickly.”
“Go away, kid.”
I lay down on the bed again. I woke up in the middle of the night because of the stupid guy, and I felt bad. So I tried to go back to sleep, but when I lay down, I couldn’t sleep.
‘I guess I’ll have to do something.’
So Gal went in. Let’s kill time until we get Rosé Tteokbokki or something.
‘It’s still a monster rice cake.’
Until yesterday, Cheonmuje Rice Cakes occupied Gal, but today, no, from early morning yesterday, the monster Rice Cakes occupied Gal.
The reason is, of course, because of that masked woman who attacked me last night.
Even with a Lesser Demon that looks like dog shit, they have been making noise for several days, but now that a large monster over 20m has appeared, there is no way that there is no uproar.
The whole country is in an uproar because of that monster who is already called a faceless angel. Of course, the porter Minor Gallery could not escape its influence.
I skimmed through the concept article first. There were a lot of comments on the thoughts, such as guessing the identity of the monster, analysis articles estimating what level the monster was, or looking like he would fucking want to eat it.
It’s not normal writing… What else is it that I want to fuck. That bastard looked like he was 20m tall.
Of course, the body was toned down. How can I do it well?
I also commented. With the wise men of Jimmagal, we continued a profound discussion on whether or not that monster’s pussy would exist.
‘Ah, that’s fucking right!’
In the midst of the second round of discussion about whether or not there is an anus if there is a pussy, it suddenly occurred to me that I had forgotten something very important.
I felt a chill down my spine. In an instant, my mind flashed, and I unknowingly spat out a curse word and stood up.
“Fucked!!”
Lee Ji-hyun, who was lying down and using her cell phone, looked at me in surprise. She opened her eyes and looked around her.
“What, what?”
I ignored her and hurried out of her.
Oh fuck am I really stupid? Do you have dementia? Damn, forgot this…
Kick the door and go down to the first floor. When I went outside, the police line was stretched over the traces of the mask woman and I fighting last night. The police had already arrived.
No, why did these bastards come so soon?
No, it’s not already, it’s actually more than 12 hours.
I bit my thumb nail. Situation that is already too late. It should have been meaningful if it had been finished before the police arrived, but it was too late.
‘What the hell… ? Can’t I help it?’
I went up to the room again. When I entered the room, Lee Ji-hyun looked at me like an idiot.
“What are you doing? … Hey, are you ignoring me now?”
Ignoring her, I opened the window.
‘I have no choice but to do this.’
Outside the window, I could see the police waiting in line around the destroyed building. After holding the angle so that the appearance of the cops came out well, I made a tt-bong with my fingers,
Click!
I took a picture with my cell phone.
And uploaded to the gallery.
[Jimbung has the courage?]
– (Roughly just taken picture)
Yesterday, a monster appeared in front of the house, but if it was a gym roof that daughters and daughters were hitting, it’s okay haha.
“Whoa.”
I uploaded it once, but it wasn’t refreshing. It was uploaded too late.
Oh fuck I should have taken a picture and uploaded it to the gallery when the monster came out… If that were the case, it wouldn’t be a problem with the thoughts, but the hit gall would have gone… I could have commented all day…
[Jimbung has the courage? – Yellow haired sweet potato recommendation 178]
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Somehow, I was glad that I ate at least a small amount of food.
It’s a little disappointing, but I guess I’ll have to be content with this.
Again, I continued a heated discussion with intellectuals. A heated debate about whether that monster was a virgin or a non-virgin.
***
Monster.
There is no one who does not know monsters among people living in the modern age. However, when asked what a monster is, few people will be able to accurately explain it. Most people would think that it was just a monster roaming outside the dungeon.
“Then what is a monster? Wasn’t it a monster?”
The man behind the wheel asked a woman in the passenger seat a question. A woman with her long blue hair swept behind her ear looks at her man with her trashy eyes.
“How did you get into the forensic class?”
“You know my ability.”
“Ehh.”
The woman sighed and said.
“That’s half true, though. A little different. Monsters were created inside dungeons, and monsters were originally normal humans who were ‘monsterized’.”
“Isn’t that what it is?”
“Even if ordinary people think that way, you, a magic detective class, shouldn’t be like that, you bastard.”
“Ouch, driving, driving!! What if I get into an accident?!”
The woman tugged at the man’s ear. The woman who had punished her stupid junior went on her way again.
“Monsterization means that you have become similar to a monster, not that you have become a monster.”
“Why are you confused…”
“Are you going to keep answering me?”
“Then what car is it?”
“You know what a monster is, right? Ontologically.”
The man smiled and said.
“Ah, I know that much. Monsters are beings made only of magic.”
An ordinary living being consists of the material that makes up the body and the soul that makes up the mind. And it consists of the magic power that connects the two. The so-called mind body, the triad element of the composition of existence.
But monsters are different. They have neither soul nor matter. They are composed entirely of magical power.
“That’s why normal physical attacks don’t work against monsters. Because magic is in a higher phase than matter.”
Because of this, monsters can only be killed with attacks containing magical power. Mana is needed to interfere with the mana that makes up their bodies.
“That’s right, and becoming a monster means that, like those monsters, all of the components of a being are replaced with magic power.”
“Then, in conclusion, isn’t it the same as a monster?”
“But there is one important difference. It’s just that their roots are human.”
“Why is that?”
“Just imagine that you simply replaced everything human with magical power. What do you think will happen then?”
“Uh, um…”
The woman threw a hint after seeing the man not getting it.
“What is the factor that allows us to manipulate magic?”
“That’s the soul… Ah.”
The man made an expression of understanding. Whatever the case may be, he is also a member of one of Korea’s elite groups.
“Because beings without souls cannot control their magic… Of course everything will go back to nothing.”
It is the soul that controls magic. If even such a soul is turned into magic power, it will become impossible to control magic power, and it is obvious that magic power will not retain its characteristics and will be reduced to pure magic power.
“Okay. That’s why monsters must create something to replace the body to stay attached to the material world and the soul to maintain the magic that makes up their existence.”
In order to exist in this world, magical creatures made of magic need something to replace the role of the soul and body.
It is not difficult to make a substitute for the body among them. Because matter is an element located in a lower phase than magic power. Constructing matter using magic is simple.
But the soul was different.
Soul is a higher level element than magic. It is not a simple matter to materialize a soul using magical power.
At least, there are magic stones that will replace the role of souls for monsters. However, monsters, who are fundamentally ordinary creatures like humans, did not have anything to replace the role of the soul.
“The difference between a monster and a monster comes from there. Are you born with something that will take over the role of the soul or not?”
“Ohh.”
The man looked as if he had realized something. Then, he suddenly tilted his head, as if he had something curious. The man asked the blue-haired woman a question.
“But then, how are the monsters alive? According to your senpai, isn’t it normal to be reduced to magical power?”
“Just because you can’t make it doesn’t mean you can’t have it.”
Said the woman, cutting her own throat with her hand.
“Can I kill you and take it?”
That’s why monsters and humans can’t coexist.