Chapter 1194 – 1194. Test
I grabbed the corpse and rushed to where Ha Seung-hee was.
With Stormbreaker, Ha Seung-hee should be safe. But time could change things. Ha Seung-hee is an E-rank hunter. She is a hunter, but she’s not particularly interested in hunter work. Her interest lies in management. Therefore, it’s impossible for her to handle the D-rank boss monster, Alax, alone with her own strength.
‘…That’s what I thought.’
When I returned in a hurry, Alax was down, and she was standing proudly in front of Alax. Alax’s purple fluid was smeared on the Stormbreaker armor.
“Senior. This armor is really good. If we could mass-produce and sell it… it would be a revolution in the hunter world.”
“That armor is mine. And there’s no one who can copy it.”
“…200 billion. How about it?”
“Not selling.”
I snapped my fingers. The armor that had been protecting Ha Seung-hee disassembled and flew to my side, transforming into a spear. Ha Seung-hee stared at Stormbreaker with greedy eyes.
No matter how much she wanted it, I had no intention of handing over Stormbreaker. The profits from HB-1 would be enough. Besides, there are plenty of other ways to make money.
I put down the corpse and found an empty glass bottle rolling on the floor.
“…You didn’t happen to use HB-1 on Alax, did you?”
“One of the reasons I chose this dungeon was because of Alax. I needed to test if it was effective on plant-type monsters.”
“You’ve got guts. What was the result?”
“It wasn’t effective. It did seep into the ground… but nothing happened, probably because there were no plants to grow.”
“HB-1 works on plants, not the ground. If you spill HB-1 on ground without plants, it’s just wasted.”
“Yes, you’re right.”
“It’s a relief it’s not effective on plant-type monsters.”
“It is a relief. Though, I need to experiment a bit more. But, did you find out who this man is…?”
I shook my head.
“He took poison and killed himself before I could even interrogate him. He’s no ordinary guy. He’s probably part of a criminal organization. It’s clear he was hired by someone…”
“……”
Ha Seung-hee’s eyes trembled as she looked at the corpse. She was different from me, who was used to corpses.
“…We need to find out who he is. Would you help me take off this man’s clothes?”
“I don’t have a hobby of undressing men.”
“Okay, I’ll take them off myself.”
“I hate it even more when my woman undresses another man.”
In the end, I took off the corpse’s clothes. His body wasn’t clean. There were scars all over. There was nothing that could identify him.
Ha Seung-hee ended up collecting some of the man’s body parts, such as hair, blood, and fingernails, in a box. She also took pictures of his body with a camera. I gave her the wooden flute as well. It probably wasn’t an ordinary wooden flute.
“Why are you taking his hand? Do you have a hobby like that?”
“I’m not in the mood for jokes. I’m taking the hand… I plan to get information by entrusting it to an expert.”
“That’s not a scientific method.”
“I like science, but sometimes magic is more convenient than science.”
The cleanup was roughly done.
Ha Seung-hee took something out of her bag. It was a red seed.
“…What are you going to do?”
“Test. I was originally going to do it on a monster or animal corpse… but humans are animals too.”
Ha Seung-hee was about to scatter the red seeds on the corpse when she paused. She bit her lip and then scattered the seeds again.
“Don’t tell me it’s a flower that grows by using the corpse as nutrients? …I definitely learned the name of that flower in college.”
“Blezeta.”
“That’s right. That was the name.”
“It’s a flower that grows on monster or animal corpses. The petals are used as herbs. One petal is worth 250,000 won, and one flower has 13 petals.”
“That’s an expensive flower.”
“It’s also a flower that’s difficult to cultivate. It’s said to be impossible to cultivate by human hands.”
Ha Seung-hee sprinkled HB-1 on the red seeds on the corpse.
The seeds germinated. Dark red roots wriggled out of the seeds and burrowed into the corpse’s skin. There were 32 seeds that germinated. The 32 roots began to suck the corpse as if competing with each other. The corpse rapidly became emaciated and mummified.
Out of the 32 Blezetas, only 20 took root in the ground. The other 12 were pushed out of the competition. There weren’t enough nutrients to suck from the corpse.
Red flower buds formed.
The 20 Blezetas sucked all the life out of the surrounding plants and spread their petals wide.
“It’s a success.”
Ha Seung-hee, speaking in a subdued voice, collected the Blezetas one by one.
After that, we finished a few other tests and left the dungeon. The association employees who were guarding the dungeon entrance straightened up as soon as they saw us.
“……”
Ha Seung-hee quietly glared at the association employees, then turned her head and began to leave the dungeon. I followed her and asked.
“Aren’t you going to argue with the association?”
“I don’t want to make this public. It’ll only attract unnecessary attention. I want to keep the information about HB-1 hidden as much as possible.”
“If that’s what you want, then do it. Is there anything else left? We should go to the hotel and rest now.”
“Senior, I’m sorry, but something urgent has come up. We need to find out who that guy who attacked us is.”
“You don’t have to do that yourself.”
I put my hand on Ha Seung-hee’s shoulder. I had no intention of backing down.
“…Okay. Instead, let’s stop by the lab. It won’t take more than an hour.”
“That’s fine… Heh heh. I’m really looking forward to Seung-hee’s horny dance.”
“……What dance?”
“Horny dance.”
“That’s a dance I’ve never heard of. Is it trending these days… no way. You’re thinking strange things again. I don’t dance. I’m not a stripper.”
“Not a strip dance, a horny dance. You’re so horny that you’re writhing around to get my dick with your dance.”
“I won’t do anything so vulgar.”
We got into the car.
I was in the driver’s seat, and Ha Seung-hee was in the passenger seat. My right hand naturally caressed her thigh.
“Hoo. Seung-hee, what goes around comes around. Give and take. You know that well.”
“Didn’t we already finish that conversation? Hunter achievements. I’ll make sure you get them.”
“That’s different from this.”
“You agreed to help me, Senior.”
“I did agree to help. To be exact, my job was to protect you. It’s okay about that flute-playing guy attacking us. It was my job anyway. But going into that lake wasn’t my job. Do you know how unpleasant it was to go into that lake?”
“You didn’t even go all the way in. You only put your feet in.”
“Anyway, if you use me, you have to pay the price. Horny dance. I’ll be looking forward to it.”
“Keep dreaming.”
Ha Seung-hee, who spoke firmly, turned her head.
She might really not do the horny dance.
‘If I use Hebil’s stimulant… it’ll be tough. The replica, HB-1, is complete, so it won’t work…’
If Hebil’s stimulant doesn’t work… I can trade with something else.
***
After finishing work, Ha Seung-hee and I headed to the hotel.
We rented the presidential suite of one of the best luxury hotels in Korea. If you look out the window, you can see the night view of Seoul at a glance.
We showered together in the bathroom and came out wearing robes. We each took a sip of the prepared wine. Was it because of what happened during the day? Ha Seung-hee drank the wine without hesitation.
“Seung-hee. Show me now. Your horny dance.”
“Are you really crazy? I told you I don’t do that kind of dance.”
She glared at me as if she would kill me. It really seemed like she didn’t want to do it.
There was no other choice. In this case, I had to trade.
“If you do the horny dance… I was going to give you this… Do you really hate it that much?”
I picked up the prepared item with my fingers. It was a golden thread that was almost 1 meter long.
Intrigued, Ha Seung-hee approached me and stared at the golden thread.
“It’s a pretty colored thread. …It looks like it’s squiggly, so it’s probably not an ordinary thread, right?”
“It’s an elf’s pubic hair. It’s very elastic. It’s valuable enough as a magic material, and above all, it’s perfect for a bowstring.”
“…It’s probably not an ordinary item. It looks like I need to check it out. But the name is elf’s pubic hair? I’ve never heard of… wait a minute. Pubic hair…? N-no way, it’s not what I’m thinking, right?”
“It’s probably right. It’s too long to call it pubic hair, so I’m calling it pubic hair. Not bad, right?”
“You crazy…!”
Ha Seung-hee recoiled in horror. She glared at me and asked.
“…Elf. Is that really an elf’s pubic hair… no, um, pubic hair?!”
“It’s a real elf’s pubic hair.”
“Don’t lie. There’s no way there are elves…!”
“Elves exist. How do you think I got Hebil’s stimulant?”
“…Is Hebil’s stimulant also an elf’s item?”
“Well, something like that.”
She frowned and approached again. She grabbed the elf’s pubic hair with a face that showed she really hated it. And she checked the pubic hair by pulling it and such.
“Do you think this is as valuable as Hebil’s stimulant?”
“It probably isn’t. But it’s definitely something that doesn’t exist in this world. It’s worth researching. You’re not thinking of not researching it just because elf’s pubic hair is dirty, are you?”
“……No matter how I think about it, it’s not as valuable as Hebil’s stimulant…”
“It’s your job to find out the value. It might be a jackpot if you research it.”
“……”
Her expression became quite serious. It was worth mentioning Hebil’s stimulant.
‘Hebil’s stimulant is such a great item that it changed Ha Seung-hee’s life.’
There was no rule that this elf’s pubic hair couldn’t do the same.
“…Okay. I’ll do that horny dance. …Come to think of it, it’s weird to be prideful in front of you, Senior. I’ve done all sorts of vulgar things… what’s going to change if I do a dance?”
“Good. You thought well. If you do the horny dance, this pubic hair is yours!”
“……So, what is that horny dance?”
I approached her and whispered about the horny dance. The explanation lasted for 20 minutes. The reason the explanation time was long was because she shouted that she wouldn’t do it 4 times during the explanation. Each time, I persuaded her by mentioning Hebil’s stimulant.
The beat sound rang from the smartphone placed on the table. The strangely slow beat even sounded sticky.
Ha Seung-hee danced. She took off her robe with sensual gestures, revealing her naked body, and spread her thighs wide like a crab. Her pubic mound was prominent. Her pink vulva, closed in a straight line, was beautiful even from this angle.
She put her hands behind her head and danced. She opened her mouth and stuck out her tongue as if she were performing fellatio. She tilted her chin up and moved it from side to side.
Strip dances had a touch of elegance, but the horny dance didn’t give a damn about that. It was a dance that was the epitome of vulgarity, only craving sex.
“Dick, dick, dick…!”
Ha Seung-hee shouted with a flushed face. I chuckled, and she closed her eyes tightly in shame.
She approached me and shook her hips back and forth. Her vulva was wet, probably because she was aroused while dancing. The fluid that had formed on her labia splashed and touched my body.
Her horny dance was over. I put her on the table and thrust my dick into her.
“Haaaaaah!”
I enjoyed my staycation, no, my pussy-cation, while listening to her moans.
