Chapter 99 – It’s Cheap Grandpa Knows Everything
We saved the world.
“It was the fucking Avengers. The four of them defeated the villain with the power of love and friendship.”
I definitely saved the village. Aren’t we the Avengers?
“Hey, Yuu-san! Shut up and push it out! Let’s keep Machi clean!”
“Yes~ I’m going! I’m going!”
Why are we cleaning the streets like damage control?
“I’m the hero who saved the world!!!!!! Kwaaaaa! Kwaaaaa!”
“Wow, there are sperm on the street.”
“Ah… It’s a shame, it’s not… I’m sorry, Yuu-kun.”
‘…?’
What. Wasn’t it the subjugation of the succubus queen?
I run to the foreman, leaving Anko looking sadly at the street.
“Your leader… Not the leader.”
“Isn’t there still some left over here? Hurry up and clean it up!”
“Fuck, that sucks!”
‘Yes! I’ll clean it up right away!’
“Hey… Do you want to fight?”
Some words came out in vain and our thoughts and positions changed, but somehow we got over it.
But why did it get to this point?
“It’s because the purpose is so extreme. Yes.”
“I didn’t know that what I bought would pile up in the whole village.”
A scene where spirit materialized due to the magic of a succubus. The essence changed into a white liquid monster-like form due to magical power, and when the succubus fell, my sperm that covered the sky did not disappear and piled up, scattering like Christmas snow.
“This is Santa Claus. No, it is Santa Claus.”
Ho ho ho. Santa twirling his hips in the air while saying ‘Mary’s birthday’? Since I happened to be riding a devil with horns, let’s say something similar instead of a reindeer…
“Fuck, destruction of concentricity.”
“You did it.”
“Thanks to that, everyone is having a hard time right now…”
It was like that. Because of that, both guilds and shops are closed for business! Traffic jams because the accumulated sperm won’t disappear! A true hero sperm invasion!
“What kind of stuff is this? It’s all piled up and getting in the way!”
“It doesn’t even rot! How did I get my vitality back?!”
“It’s waste that fell from the sky! Whoa! The business is ruined!”
“Anyway, take responsibility! Compensate!”
The local people rose up.
“Hey… Yuu-kun? You’re part of the group, right?”
“Nanit, Ms. Adela? What’s going on!”
“Yes, it’s good to see you looking healthy. It’s good, but…”
What she pointed to with her finger. White lumps piled up in front of the inn.
“…”
“I will clean it up, yes♡”
There is no evidence that we did it, but for some reason, we ran away from the inn due to the harsh gaze, and decided to go to the guild to get snow removal equipment.
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-Squeak-
“Excuse me.”
Upon arriving at the guild,
“The world is coming to an end!!!! That liquid, that liquid! What is it?!”
What a fucking mess. It was the second coming of Agwido and the scene of the return of evil.
“It must be the devil’s army’s new weapon! Now the devil’s army is rising from that white slime!”
“Taaaaa red bean paste! Everyone runs away!”
And the angry receptionist sister.
“Everyone over there, shut up! Ah, this is the best party! Come up to the guild leader’s room!”
We are in a guild with an unusual atmosphere, and the triangle of conscience is spinning in our hearts. It was obvious that if I told the truth, there would be a huge panic.
“Should we just go to another town?”
Huh. My triangle of conscience is actually a glowing scalene polyhedron. Even if it spins up to 2000 RPM, there is no damage.
“Yu-kun! Bad idea!”
Unfortunately, the second floor of the guild was climbed because of Anko, the party’s only conscience. There, a Gilma man with gray hair covered in hair was waiting for us.
Let us confess the sins we have committed,
“Ugh… It’s definitely a good thing… The subjugation of the Four Heavenly Kings. Even Tanya’s work.”
“Yes. So, can you please take a look?”
“I guess it will work!”
It won’t work. Yes. I stabbed it once even though I knew it, but it was such a sweet pumpkin.
“No matter what, there are so many of them throughout the village… Is he a squid? Or a chimera of a horse and a human? Is he even a human in the first place?!”
“Dragons aren’t people…ㅠ”
“Fuck you. Sefina. You’re not human either.”
Mr. Gilma looks at me with envious eyes. At that gaze, the two women sitting next to me blush and try to hide their embarrassment.
“Yes. It has some great uses.”
“Ahaha… Sefina-chan, I don’t think this is a compliment…”
Even though he was scolded so rudely, when he got back on track, the man looked at me in a serious tone and-
“Yong-kun. Still, I am grateful to you.”
The guild leader bows his head and thanks us.
“Thanks to your actions, Tanya’s resentment and the dangers of the world have gone one step further. Thank you to us humans and the kingdom. Hero.”
“What? Even if I wasn’t a hero, I should have done something to prevent more victims like Tanya.”
“Hmm. That’s about it. I guess I have a good story for you this time.”
The guild leader of Ozora Village. Gilma gave us a suggestion,
“Remuneration for Tanya’s request. And support for the subjugation money. There is a problem in paying the support money. The person in charge has disappeared, so we will give you the unpaid compensation. Instead, we plan to start accepting requests for village cleaning.”
It’s money. There is no resource in this game world that is as meaningless to me as that. I’d rather just raise the party level.
“I don’t really need the money. How about expanding it to all requests and adding it to the compensation?”
I have to clean up what I bought, but there is too much to clean up all of this. No, it is very difficult for me to do any snow removal work. At this point, we decided to make snow removal, or rather, an enacted operation, in which everyone in the village participates.
‘Everyone should enjoy this fun!’
“Wow… Yuu-kun, Kuzu…”
Strangely, it seems like the criticism of me has increased these days, Ankoya!
“Okay… That’s good. Let’s do that.”
With the man who eventually accepted,
Operation name: It was the beginning of the Ozora Village White Festival.
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Hehe… It’s a white Christmas presented to another world! Enjoy! I collect all the white slime on the floor, hiding my pervert-like feelings.
“I need calcium chloride.”
“It’s what it’s for.”
There is. Garuga is a product and gift of modern science. It won’t melt anyway because it’s not snow.
“Wow! Mama! Are these the eyes I’ve only heard about?”
Oh. A neighborhood kid is laughing and playing with my liquid monster. In your fantasy world, there is no Jammin who does horror YouTube videos, so you are the first kids YouTuber.
“It’s a gift from Grandpa?”
Think about that for a moment,
“Aaaaah! You shouldn’t touch that! It’s dirty! You don’t know what danger it is!!!”
“Eh, but this. Purungpurung is fun! Does Mama play with it too?”
“… No.”
A village woman with a strange expression disappeared, taking her child with her.
“Yes, Yuu-kun. Before you go any further down here, let’s do our best and clean up☆”
“No, is this my fault? It’s really unfair! Am I a hero?! After being treated like a psycho rapist, I’m treated like a monster, and now I’m a pervert!”
“Hmm… Whatever that substance is now, isn’t it true that it started out with a purpose… Isn’t it more important to bury the truth?”
It sank in the wake of the two lovers.
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There were so many of these materialized spirits that no matter how many times I pushed and pushed them with a shovel, there was no end in sight.
“When a white sprite the size of one Tsukur character tile becomes reality, it’s so fucking big it’s frustrating.”
Oh my! I decided to sit down on the floor and rest for a while. The entire village gathered together and worked together to sort things out, and there were no longer any spirits disturbing the streets.
However, there was one big problem.
“This substance. It doesn’t melt.”
The problem was that it melted like real snow, so it was not something that could be disposed of.
“Aaaaa! The drain is clogged! Our waterway is talking! It’s saying, ‘No more clogged water♡ It’s full, stop♡♡♡’!”
“It’s arteriosclerosis! Mura’s blood hardens! But if you leave it anywhere, you’ll be arrested for violating the kingdom’s laws?!”
“Oooh… Earth, I’m sorry! Man’s sins are deep!”
Clogged drains and water facilities. It’s not just a problem because regular energy is blocked, it’s the fact that we’ve forgotten.
“Ah… Ah! The constant objects built by the Sentai Hero…!”
The fact is that the water resources of Ozora Village were a great achievement of the previous warriors.
“There’s something strange about this atmosphere.”
The villagers charge back, holding their heads together and screaming. The villagers are engulfed in chaos and losing their sanity one by one!
“Such a vicious act! This is an attack on our Ozora village! This!”
“That’s right! It’s fear! They’re terrorizing the town’s precious relics with white slime! We don’t negotiate with fear groups!”
When someone claimed that this was a terrorist attack on the village, the same scene where the protesters had formed earlier overlapped, and people took out portable tridents and torches. But why is that coming out of my pocket, bag, and panties? Is it a four-dimensional pocket? In that situation, I had no choice but to scream. Although I have a mouth!
“Emergency. Emergency for use! Argh!!!”
Because, the memory of being tied up before and almost becoming a dragon was warning me to resolve this situation quickly!
In the meantime.
“Ah, what should I do? I left my portable torch and spear at home!”
“Tsk, what a beginner. Look at this. In that case, go to ‘that store’.”
“‘That store’…? Where is it? That?”
When one of the villagers showed Jinpa, the street vendor, an experienced protester, looked up, pointed to a building, and gave directions. The store where the eyes and fingertips are located is,
“No, that’s really ‘that store’.”
I remember stopping by about twice for requests,
Hehe… Thanks to this, I can build a workshop with this money.’
‘Perhaps we have awakened the fantasy Oppenheimer.’
A crazy store that sold us radioactive sticks, flamethrowers, and gas masks.
It was now a proper building, not a tent.
The store sign really says
〈That store〉
It was really written that way. Do you have any intention of doing business?
“… It really looks like I don’t want to go in.”
But for some reason, I felt like I had to go there now, so I walked towards ‘that store’ as if I was fascinated.
