Chapter 72 – Monty Python and Miso Soup
“Are you done now? You may wake up.”
“Oh, oh oh! It’s true. Rather, it’s better than before!”
Misread! Round and round. I got up from my seat and immediately started doing the national gymnastic waist rotation. My flexible back twisted grotesquely like a Pilates instructor.
The waist, which had obviously been shattered, healed in an instant without showing any sign of pain. Rather, it spins tight as if oiled.
“Divine Power Suge.”
“Cuk-Cook! It’s okay to go now. Not only your back, but here and there, you’ll be healthier? Also, take Tanya-san with you.”
Said Sister Marie as she fetched her Tanya from the room next to her, smiling and waving her hand, narrowing her eyes. We went out of the church, completely obediently, with a toy on the spot, taking the stiff Tanya with her.
“Really, Yuu-kun! I was worried! I was surprised what happened when it suddenly stopped?!”
“Ah, haha! My back hurts, but someone blew a chop on top of it, so I was shocked and surprised! Are you really surprised?”
Turn back time and come back to the normal world. Tanya, who had been stopped, suddenly moved and looked at me curiously and chattered.
“Wow, is this magic?! Papa is a wizard? Awesome!!”
“I see now that my mental age has recovered to about 5-6 years old.”
Crackle! A 182-year-old woman running around laughing! If someone saw it, it would be a sight that would be more frightening than pure innocence coming back to life, but for us, it’s healing.
However, even at this moment, as much as Sefina. He kept muttering something to himself with a suspicious face on his face.
“…How… Did it move…? Stopped…”
“Sefina. What happened?”
“Ah, Yongyong. It’s nothing. Maybe it’s just my imagination.”
Apparently, Sefina seemed to care about Sister Marie. It’s dangerous to keep doubting it! I naturally turned my attention to it.
“What should we eat for dinner tonight, kids! I’m hungry!”
“Yes! Yuu-kun! Adera-san said miso soup, grilled fish, and natto for dinner tonight!”
“Mom, please!
I’m pissed off! I’m going to eat out!
I decided to buy dinner outside tonight and move on as it is.
‘As expected, that nun has something.’
Sefina silently chewed the signal she felt from the vulva in her lower abdomen and gazed at her church. Then, as Yongyong and the rest of her party began to drift away, she moved on.
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So we went straight to the restaurant in town. I wanted to go in and eat at least once while passing by the restaurant sign that I had only thought of as a background. It’s just empty time, so there’s nothing to hold back.
-Tdyringdiring…-
As I pushed the wooden door as hard as I could, the chime above the door sounded a bit nostalgic. Welcome us
-This is the order!-
-Yes! Going!-
The inside of the restaurant is buzzing. Full of people laughed and chatted while talking about their daily lives to each other. Candlesticks on white cloths, one for each table. The vermilion light source shimmers over the dish and fights against the rising steam. The shop had a comfortable atmosphere as if it came to my house.
-Koo-out, slurp! The meal here is so good! It’s the best!-
-Puhu, do you eat a lot? You always eat in a hurry –
A couple talking loudly. Families found with children. Or a man who arrogantly cuts meat alone. There seems to be no particular dress code, from ordinary villagers to elegant dresses.
Actually, it’s because I’m in the world of Tsukkur. It can’t be helped if we take out the character according to the asset, but even for us, our clothes are more for entering a dungeon than eating.
In the meantime, Todo too! A clerk with a fortune teller runs this way.
“Ah, welcome! How many people did you come from?”
“Four. Three adults and a child.”
Kid…? The clerk asked back a little, but he quickly regained his business smile and led us to our seats with a smile.
“Hi, four people! Coming this way! Sit here, please?”
“Thank you. Etcha.”
Four people were seated side by side in a window seat in the back of the store. Tanya and I together, Anko and Sefina on the other side.
“Elegance! My place is different from others! It’s a bit small, but it’s special!”
A female knight who crams her large body into a children’s chair while her eyes are shining brightly. Borgjak! Hearing a sound that shouldn’t be coming from the chair, people around him hum and stare at him curiously. It seems like the misunderstanding is getting deeper, but it doesn’t matter.
“It’s because it’s cute.”
“?”
Anko tied her own bib, so it’s so cute. She would have been much prettier without the scars on her face. Are you going to erase that kind of thing with divine power?
“Oh, what would you like to order?”
“Uh… Um. What menu do you have?”
Then, the clerk opens the booklet, shows the picture, and skillfully continues the explanation.
“Hmm. Our restaurant’s famous menu is miso miso soup, miso miso soup, miso, soybean paste, and soup!”
“Fuck it in moderation!!!! Why can’t I eat miso soybean paste? Why is it all miso soybean paste!!!!”
There’s also Spam and Spam, and there’s Spam in miso soup! Employee added. I thought about leaving my seat and standing up, but first of all, the menu probably isn’t all that.
“Just give me the menu, Boss.”
“Ah, here it is! Then, it’s good if you call me after deciding!”
I can’t even read anyway. I immediately handed Anko her menu board and asked her to choose the right food.
“Anything other than miso is good, so Ankoya. Choose something suitable.”
“Eh… Why don’t you order miso soup from a miso soup specialty store? Yuu-kun has a unique taste! Got it!”
Oh my god. Somehow, it was a shop with a savory, home-like atmosphere, but how come all the shops specialize in miso bean paste? Somehow, Mr. Adela also boiled only miso miso, so what’s wrong with miso miso here?
“Goddess says, a meal without miso soup isn’t enough, so it doesn’t feel like eating rice?”
“Goddess, please!!!! Next time we meet, I’ll cook for you myself, so eat something other than miso miso!”
What a mess in a place like this! If it’s a fantasy, it’s like a fantasy, and I’m going to boil stone soup! You have to bake whole cheese and stone-hard bread, but strangely, it was Japanese style!
It was after a bit of a fuss like that. Before the menu came out, a water bottle and four wooden glasses came out. I poured water into each person’s cup and talked about today’s work.
“Unfortunately, today’s sewer exploration was cut from the entrance. Tomorrow, let’s go deeper. According to the manager, the monsters seem to get stronger the further down you go.”
“Ugh, it’s not so good to think that more bizarre monsters are coming out… It’s a place I don’t want to think about before eating!”
Wasn’t it something to talk about while eating? Anko uh… Stuck out her tongue and took her water glass to me. On the other hand, Sefina maintained a nonchalant expression.
“Yeah. Purpose. Today, that church thing.”
Startle. Unknowingly, my body trembled at the subject of Sefina. Recalling today’s shocking sexual harassment and attempted rape cases, I answered the question with a smile.
“Uh, that church? What’s going on?”
“Today, if you can tell me what you did.”
I again If it’s something you did there today, then you can open your chest and speak confidently. I’ve never done a good job by taking the initiative in filling up volunteer hours at school, but these are all experiences. It’s nice to have something to brag about and say to others.
“Oh, oh! Haha! Today is me! Ugh? Instead of treating Tanya now, the nun asked me to help her with some work? So I went to help her!”
“Did you go?”
“Well, there! There was an endless line of orphans begging! Godan and hunger together are orphans! My sister must have always been helping those poor people.”
– Ohhh! Pachi-pachi-pachi!-
Everyone listened to our story and applauded. But it doesn’t end here.
“Should I say that I was also inspired by that figure? I rolled up my arms and worked hard to help the poor!”
“Try hard!”
“I got off and on.”
Quadang! Everyone was so focused on this side that I fell over when I finished with a limp sound. Why. It’s not just about handing out relief supplies to those in need.
“I’m a so-called person who works hard behind the scenes… I guess I’m a guy who turns down the lights so actors like Sister can shine in front?”
“Yeah! I think Yuu-kun is cool too! You worked hard today!”
Hehe!!! As expected, you are the only ones who recognize my hard work! Today was so hard!
“Wow ah ah !!!!
“Ah, before that, I’ll order first. Yuu-kun. Can you be quiet for a moment?”
Yes. Anko pointed at the menu to the waiter and ordered various things, and the waitress who accepted it went back.
“Hmm. That nun… That’s what I mean. I get it.”
“Yeah. Because I banged hard behind the scenes today, the nun was able to feed her orphan one more meal.”
Sefina said to me with a nod of her head. Then she tilted her head and spat out a few more words.
“But, um. No. This is still heartbreaking.”
“Huh? What do you mean?”
I heard it wrong young. Even if you say that you are a ghost, you can hear everything. If you live in a world with Bluetooth earphones, you’ll have degenerated hearing like me.
“Hey! Here’s Hamburg Steukie, Kodomo Set A, and pork leg marinated in miso!”
“Oh, it’s rice. Thank you. Let’s all eat!”
A full set of children’s sets with flags attached to fried rice, and a hamburg steak that exudes a savory flavor. What meat dish is that? It looks delicious.
“Yeah. I wonder if nothing really happened.”
“Ah, nothing happened? I sprained my back while trying to move that box. I just opened the status window in surprise!”
Sefina glared at us suspiciously for a while. She finally sighed and reluctantly lifted the tableware. Tanya and I were already savoring our dishes with our heads tucked into our plates.
“Aaaaa carrots are star-shaped!”
“Hey, this meat is delicious! What is it made of?”
“Ah, this is pork stewed in miso paste!”
That bastard’s miso soup is here again! But it’s delicious, so watch it.
