Chapter 92 – 19. How to Talk to Men (3)
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Weeeee, above the sound of the motor.
Han Su-ah, holding a vacuum cleaner for the first time in her life, smiled vaguely.
“Phew…”
… How to use a vacuum cleaner.
I never thought that what I searched before enrolling in case I would be treated strangely would be helpful in this regard.
“Good job searching…”
Since it was my first experience, I was very careful and used the vacuum cleaner for over an hour.
Han Su-ah, who once again threw away a clump of long hair in the trash can, glanced at Yozora who was dozing off on the sofa.
She knows roughly how she came to be Yozora’s maid.
This weekend, Yozora drank with Bogan teacher,
She probably had a good time all night,
After parting ways on good terms,
This is the timing.
Unfortunately, she contacted me at the worst possible time.
So she was suddenly called here and was cleaning hard.
“Ugh…”
Ugh.
Yozora. Do you also feel better when you touch your tail?
I just came here with the intention of asking you this…
Seeing Yozora turning into a mushy liquid on the sofa, I think I’ll have to postpone it until later.
Han Su-ah loosened her tightly tied hair and let it hang down comfortably as she was cleaning.
Then she tied up only the ends of her brown hair and headed to the sofa where Yozora was lying.
Even though Yozora is in an awkward state, isn’t it the duty of being a friend to say goodbye and leave?
Even more so in an age where we even ask cute and adorable pets how they are doing, so we shouldn’t ignore people just because they’ve become lazy.
“Yozora. I’ll go?”
“Gaaa… ?”
“Yes. Tomorrow is a weekday, so stop drinking.”
“Why… ?”
Because.
Didn’t you clearly explain the reason?
Were you drunk and couldn’t hear it?
But Yozora’s ‘Why… ?’ What it refers to was an earlier word.
“Where are you going… I just arrived…”
“Ah. I think it will be difficult to talk to you today.”
“It’s possible…”
I could have made excuses such as being moderately tired, but it was difficult for Han Su-ah, who still lacks social skills, so I just kept spitting it out.
Yozora, who had been rubbing her cheek on the sofa just now, suddenly got up and sat upright.
The red marks on my cheeks, caused by being crushed by the sofa, are covered by the flowing black hair.
Instead, what is visible is red eyes seen between hazily opened eyelids.
The captivatingly shining red eyes touch Han Su-ah’s eyes.
“3 plus 4 is 7.”
“…”
“9 times 6 is 54.”
“…”
“23 times 81 is 1863…”
“…Okay, okay. You’re fine. Our Yozora, you’re fine…”
“Huh… I’m so distant…”
Well, what was leaking out from under those eyes were elementary school students’ basic arithmetic operations.
Ha… After being a maid, is it next to be a kindergarten teacher?
Good job, good job, ohgu ohgu Han Su-ah, who praised Yozora, eagerly pulled up the corner of her mouth that was always closed with a single character.
… The first two are correct. The one on the back, is it really 1863?
I ignored the minor curiosity that suddenly occurred to me.
I think he just spit it out.
“Anyway…! Come closer…”
At that time, Yozora, who was sitting cross-legged on the sofa, tapped in front of me.
I guess it means to sit here instead of standing so far away.
It feels like I’m being sexually harassed by a drunk guy…
… Probably not. What’s in front of you is just a sweetly drunk Yozoh.
Do you want to talk about what we talked about on KakaoTalk?
Han Su-ah did as Yozora wanted without much worry.
“… I’m here. Now.”
“Yay…”
“… ?!”
Those expectations were betrayed in an instant.
Yozora tried to grab Han Su-ah’s breasts with her sly hands to the point where I couldn’t add the words “Very, very very” So many times.
What on earth?
He asked me to sit in front of him, but why did my heart suddenly feel like this?
Is this why you asked me to come closer?
Han Su-ah just keeps blinking without even having time to scream.
When she somehow comes to her senses and pulls her her her her body her behind her, Yozora’s body falls in front of her with her hands outstretched.
“Kue-eup…”
“What, what are you doing?! Suddenly?”
“…Phew…What did I do…I was just trying to touch your breasts…”
“No, it’s true that I asked that, but… “
What on earth should I say about this?
Should I say shameless?
Should I say honest?
If not, should I say it’s like pervert.
… Yes.
Alcohol.
Alcohol is so scary.
Looking at the situation, it seems difficult to expect an adult-like, intellectual conversation from Yozora.
At best, simple communication is the limit.
Han Su-ah, who hugged her chest with his arms for no reason, quickly ran to the armrest of the sofa opposite her.
Our ancestors said that if you encounter her mad dog, you should avoid it wisely rather than fight it bravely.
“Yozora, we’ll see you at the academy tomorrow…”
“Hey, don’t you sleep… Where are you going… I’m in front of you…”
However,
What should she do when that crazy dog follows her smiling her?
“Hey, don’t come in here! Yozora, what are you going to do by touching my breasts… ?! You have big breasts too… !”
“Of course… Um… Of course…? Oh… Why did it happen…”
“What is that…”
“… Well, it doesn’t matter… ?”
“It doesn’t matter… !”
“Yes… I want to touch you… “
“Don’t do it!”
With trembling feet, Han Su-ah tries to draw a line to prevent Yozora from coming any closer.
Despite her resistance, Yozora slowly crosses the line and approaches, reeking of alcohol.
It won’t work.
If things continue like this, she will definitely be sexually harassed and defiled by the drunk Yozora.
In order to avoid these breasts being reduced to soft mochi toys, special measures were needed, not lukewarm resistance.
That’s RUN.
Instead of being around Yozora who smells like alcohol for no reason and doing weird things to him, we should meet him after he sobers up… !
“I’m sorry… !”
“Yes…”
Han Su-ah threw her sofa cushion at Yozora, who was crawling on her, and she showed her ears and tail like she did during practical training at the academy.
She needs to at least get out of the building before Yozora follows her.
If you run away, there is a chance that you will be caught.
Now that things have come to this, elevators are also dangerous.
She’d rather run to the fire escape than go there, because it would be much faster.
… To be honest, she wondered if Yozora would go that far, but there’s nothing wrong with working hard.
Han Su-ah, who had gathered her her thoughts her her her, took advantage of the opportunity Yozora, who had been hit by her pillow her, to rub her her face her her her, and ran out of her house in an instant …
“… ?”
… I was on my way out.
Han Su-ah looked up at the man standing outside her door and she opened her mouth dumbly.
Seo Woojin.
That’s why the academy’s health teacher and Yozora’s master were standing there.
*****
─Men, let’s show off breasts like these.
─There are plenty of perverts who like small things.
─Do you like big things? Byun, are you a bastard? Last time, you put it on my chest, huh?
If I were to be honest, I thought the hips was more important than the chest,
I answered that it was roughly like that.
─Then there is.
─Would you like your sister to let you fuck Sua’s chest as much as you like?
At this point, I vaguely realized what the ‘gift’ Yozora was talking about.
The reason she was friendly with Han Su-ah was not because she had some grand plan to keep Han Su-ah from graduating.
Right next to Han Su-ah, to teach her bad things one by one.
So I made a ‘gift’,
To offer it to me.
─Is he really naive because he only knows comics?.
─So all I have to do is teach you well…
─There’s already a lecher who’s interested in dirty things, so today I’m going to educate him…
KakaoTalk messages full of various typos are uploaded and then deleted one by one.
It seems like he’s just deleting everything he thinks he shouldn’t tell me yet.
… At that point, it was already clearly revealed what I was thinking. It’s also pretty cool.
I wonder if that’s the drunken bitch who was busy annoying people every day.
Oh, of course the latter is still the same. Drunkard, this part.
The issue is the former.
Now, unlike before, I don’t really feel like she’s bothersome.
Back then, every word I said was annoying, but now even if I do something similar, it just looks cute.
I think this is why impressions of people are important.
In terms of behavior, there is no particular difference from her behavior before returning, but she can change so much just by knowing one thing about Yozora’s true nature of her.
Isn’t it amazing?
However, the problem is.
“…”
That ‘gift’ project prepared by Yozora because she wanted to be liked by me (I don’t know exactly, but probably)…
To be honest, it’s not a gift I like.
Umm.
─Oh, and when Sua comes to my house today, I have to teach him everything, starting with how to masturbate…
At that time, Yozora quietly brought up the topic of ‘teaching masturbation’.
That’s exactly what I said I didn’t like.
─First, the top 3 most disgusting rape commercials I’ve ever seen…
─No. Let’s just show the video first. I wonder if that would be good.
That just means that they are going to make Han Su-ah into Yozora mk2.
[Seo Woo Jin]
─Don’t do it. That.
─I’ll take care of it.
It’s fun to teach bad things to an innocent child one by one, but why are you taking that fun thing away? You crazy bitch.
Since I couldn’t write it down and send it, I just sent it telling them not to do it.
However, even after 1 minute and 5 minutes, there was no sign of a reply.
Judging by the fact that the 1 next to the message disappeared as soon as it was sent, he must have read my KakaoTalk message.
Well, it’s obvious.
Either he was tired and fell asleep, or Han Su-ah, who was supposed to be coming soon, came home and didn’t have time to chat on KakaoTalk.
In the end, Han Su-ah, who is naive and has no friends, is probably…
Yozora, my only friend, will obediently do everything I ask.
“Haa…”
Why bother people by doing something they didn’t ask to do?
Like last time, I’ll work hard to bring you to the bookstore or something like that.
I took a deep breath and immediately started getting dressed.
And time passes.
I ran into Han Su-ah in front of the door of Yozora’s house.
“… Teacher… No, Seo Woo Jin…”
Just one thing.
Isn’t it a little strange, from Han Su-ah’s perspective, that I, an ordinary health teacher, know Yozora’s home address?
I am only now remembering this obvious thought.
“…”
“…”
… Now, after saying that I live next door, I think it will be resolved if I give some money to the person in room 701 and ask him to take the room.
Despite the urgency, the details went quite well.
Now, if you don’t have bad timing and run into the person in room 701, it’s over.
It was the moment I opened my mouth like that.
“Uh, Woojin…”
Yozora slowly walked out from behind Han Su-ah, who was frozen as if embarrassed by meeting me.
And, just like that, he was held in my arms.
The bitch who usually sings that she hates me and wants to kill me,
Her face turned red as if she had been hit by something.
Very warm today.
Kkook.
Of course,
In front of Han Su-ah.
Hehe… Woojin… Our Woojin has a really big dick…”
“…Now, now…”
“…”
Fucked.
