Chapter 45 – Anti-World Governmentists (1)
“I’m back.”
As we entered the house saying that, Lilith suddenly showed her face from the room.
“Buy…”
“I bought it.”
Also, before Lilith, who was looking for beer, she held up a beer she bought at the supermarket.
“Baby, if you pretend now, are you pretending?”
I grumbled and said to Lilith, who was grinning at me.
“If you do it every day, it will be natural.”
My situation was pitiful, as I had a mother who looked for beer before her son who came home from work every day.
“Okay then, the beer is okay… But what about the snacks? “You didn’t just buy a bunch of beer, right?”
“Do you like dumplings?”
“The only thing I can’t eat are bugs.”
Well, that’s it.
By the way, Lilith, you can’t eat bugs.
I was curious how Lilith would react if I made pupa soup.
I won’t do it because I feel like my little house will burn down that day.
Anyway…
“You seem to be in a good mood today. Did anything good happen?”
“Huh?”
When I asked this to Lilith, who was returning to her room while holding the beer handed to me by her tail, she looked back at me and tilted her head.
“You look like you’re in a good mood? I?”
“Yes.”
For the past few days, since visiting the botanical garden, Lilith had not seemed to be in a good mood, as if something irritating had happened.
Even after all this, he still had a girlfriend. Moreover, the orphanage I stayed at wasn’t even a chicken farm. Anyway, I knew that such a situation existed. She said that since Lilith is a girl, she must have days like this, but she didn’t say anything.
As it continued, I realized it wasn’t because it was that day.
But she seemed to be in a pretty good mood today, so I asked her that, and Lilith pursed her lips in response to my question.
Lilith, who had been silent for a long time, looked up at me and asked.
“You feel good, you look good? I?”
I touched something wrong.
I’m not sure, but I must have touched something wrong with Lilith.
“Oh, you’re hungry, right? “I’ll bake dumplings soon…”
She tried to change the subject by lifting the bag containing the dumplings, but Lilith was not tempted by her dumplings.
“At least answer the question. “What do you mean, I look happy?”
Lilith asks as she approaches me.
Looking at Lilith’s red eyes, I broke into a cold sweat.
No, fuck.
What should I do in times like this?
I tried to loosen her hair, but I couldn’t think of a way to do it.
If I had known it would turn out like this, I would have bought a cake.
I couldn’t understand what I had done wrong in the first place, or why Lilith was acting like that.
I obviously said it looked good because it felt good, but what was the problem?
At that time, a loud vibration sound was heard.
I quickly took out my smartphone because I wanted to do something about it, but when I thought about it, it was in mute mode after work. So, it was Lilith’s side, not mine.
“…What?”
Frowning her eyebrows, Lilith took out her smart phone and answered the phone.
“What? “You probably haven’t already saved what I asked you to save.”
-Ah yes. Queen! Actually…
A woman’s voice is heard over the phone. Lilith clicked her tongue and said, “Tsk.”
“Is that your story? “Just wait a moment.”
Saying that, Lilith dropped her smartphone and looked at me.
“…First of all, let’s talk about this later.”
Can’t we just not do it?
As she thought about that, she looked at Lilith falling from me as she answered the phone again and sighed.
…Let’s change clothes first.
I guess being scolded like this would feel a bit bad.
After roughly changing her clothes, she came out to find Lilith still on the phone.
“No, this… Dog! No, the apology is okay. Because I wasn’t talking to you. “It’s not something that can be solved by apologizing.”
And that too in a really pissed off state.
Fuck.
I had a feeling that sparks would fly at me for no reason.
Lilith was already in a bad mood as to what was wrong even before she received the call, but seeing her look even more upset, I tried to sneak back into the room.
“Where do I go back? Hey, won’t you stop there?”
“Yes.”
There was no way.
As I was about to sneak back into the room, I stopped when Lilith called out to me, and Lilith approached me.
Then he sighed and said.
“I think I need to go somewhere for a while.”
“Yes? “Where are you going?”
Except on days when I go to work, I’m a homebody who stays at home all day and only eats snacks and beer, so where on earth do I go out?
“There is such a thing… No, you will have to know someday anyway.”
“Whoa,” Said Lilith, sighing again.
“Who are you?”
“Hey, I have a baby…”
“Don’t be a dick.”
I was in no mood to joke around, so I thought about it for a moment.
What am I?
It has been a question that has plagued many philosophers for a long time.
But Lilith probably didn’t want such a philosophical answer from me, so it was either one or the other.
Lilith’s adopted son, Hanzo Kang.
And, Hanzo Kang, the dispenser.
Which one?
So I decided to just say both.
“He is his mother’s son. “It’s also a dispenser.”
“Yes, a dispenser.”
I think it was the dispenser side.
Lilith nodded at my answer and said.
“And the dispensers are in charge of providing various things to people of different races. “You probably know this well.”
There was no way I didn’t know that I was the dispenser.
I was on my way back today after milking a lot of Agate, and before I got home from work, I even took out what I couldn’t sell at the quarry.
“But why is that?”
“…You know, this world is a bit of a mess. It is a society where too many different races are mixed together. Normally, there would be one or at most five people living together, but here, there are easily hundreds of different species living together, right? As a result, all sorts of things happen. “Because the races and everything are different.”
That’s right.
Some scientists are saying that, although they may not know it right now, in the next few generations, when many mixed race people arise, there may be an even bigger party that cannot be compared to now.
What would happen if a mixture of giants and dragons occurred?
So what if a giant dragon is born? Although it was a strange story, like a ghost story.
If that really happened, it seemed like the already creaky world would get even messier in many ways.
Gigantamax Dragon.
Just thinking about it, it was a fucking apocalypse.
Aside from the unrealistic assumption that felt like nothing more than a ghost story, it was clear that many problems would arise as a result of mixed race people of all races being born.
There was no way I would have the means to survive until several generations passed, and I was likely to starve before that, so it was a field I wasn’t particularly interested in.
Oh, but now that lifespans have increased, I might be able to see it.
“But why?”
“…So, sometimes things happen here too. Instead of saying sometimes, I guess I should say often or often. Anyway… Something happened. “What that goat bitch did was noble.”
Goat year…
There was one guy that Lilith called Goat Bitch. He was Sati, a satyr with pink hair that I ran into at the supermarket again today.
Sati is a nobleman?
Uh… Is that a gentleman?
“What’s going on?”
If Sati could be said to be a noble person, it meant that something worse had happened to me than what had happened to me.
I myself have even experienced Zealot legs once, but if someone is capable of doing something like that, what on earth happened?
Lilith, who looked annoyed at my question, said,
“Some bitch kidnapped the dispenser because she liked him. Will you take her and make him her husband? “I think he knocked down all the kids who tried to stop him, and even seriously injured the branch manager.”
Branch manager…
Didn’t you say those people were really strong?
It’s impossible to compare because Lilith is also the head of the branch, but I heard that other places also have strong people as branch heads in order to deal with various accidents.
Since the top person, Lilith, is a succubus, I had heard that the branch leaders were mostly made up of succubi.
It was not because Lilith, a succubus, and the other succubi were of the same species, but because succubi were experts in this field in the first place, it was a natural greeting.
Moreover, the succubus was a high-ranking race that could not be outclassed by any race, including magic if it was magic and physical ability if it was physical ability.
As the branch manager who manages the dispensers, I thought it was a bit of a mismatch to assign succubi who were not good at sex.
Anyway, you seriously injured a succubus, or a branch leader with skills equivalent to her?
Even after beating down all the humans I’ve never seen before who came running if something happened to Dispenser’s body?
“I don’t know who he is, but he looks really strong.”
“Yes, and you must be a crazy bitch. Shit, kidnapping is my first time. Anyway, since that’s the way it is… I have to go, right? “The guy in charge of that branch is a pretty strong guy, but he got seriously injured. If he goes, it’s only going to get worse.”
I knew very well why Lilith was annoyed.
They say something shit happens about once a month, and this seems to have been one of those cases.
Now she seemed to know why Lilith was singing that she was nearing retirement.
It hasn’t happened yet, but I already want to retire.
I was saying that it was Lilith’s job to solve it now, and that if I succeeded her, I would have to do the same thing somehow.
I won’t have to run or do anything myself, but it will still make my head ache like hell.
It’s sick.
Should I raise a successor to succeed me now?
Well, anyway.
“Anyway, that’s how it happened…”
Lilith looks at me worriedly. I felt like I knew why she was like this, and for some reason, a corner of her heart warmed.
“Don’t worry about me and just come back.”
“Worry? I? You?”
“Then it’s not?”
When I looked at Lilith, Lilith turned her head to see my gaze.
“…You weren’t worried? It’s because I’m afraid of getting beaten up by some strange bitch somewhere. Because this damn weak bastard is really good at showing off. I just came back from work, and you don’t want to mess around again, do you? “That’s why I’m not particularly worried about you or anything like that, so don’t misunderstand.”
We promised to call it worry.
When I looked at Lilith, who was being disingenuous, her eyebrows twitched when she saw me like that.
“…Why do you look like that? “You’re so pissed off?”
“Me?”
What did I do?
You didn’t even laugh at all.
Anyway, Lilith, who was looking at me like that, said.
“…Anyway, that’s how it happened? It is said that they kidnapped him and went into hiding, and he seems to be quite skilled, so it will be difficult to track him down if we don’t hurry. “I don’t know how long it will take, but it probably won’t come anytime soon.”
It won’t come soon…
“How long does it take?”
“Well… About a week at most?”
It won’t take long.
I thought it would take a few weeks, but at most it was a week.
“It’s only a week, so what do you think? “I wonder if something will happen in the meantime?”
Lilith frowned at my words and said.
“…It’s a problem because it seems like it’s going to happen.”
I had a lot of worries.
So far, except for the Sati incident, there has been nothing much to do, and it has only been a week. I didn’t think anything would happen in a week without a release.
Lilith, who was looking at me with an expression that wanted to say something, quickly nodded.
“Yeah, just a week. “It’s only a week at most, so nothing much will happen.”
Still, Lilith looked up at me.
“You never know, so you should get insurance.”
“Insurance?”
I don’t have very good memories about insurance and all that.
Still, there was no way Lilith would recommend such a strange insurance policy.
“Let’s just assume that lifting is a good thing, right? “What are you talking about? There are a lot of strange things.”
This is a world where there is something like insurance that covers you when you are hit by lost property dropped by a species such as the flying harpy.
“Isn’t that what it is? Anyway, bow your head.”
You said you have insurance?
Although I was puzzled by Lilith’s words telling me to lower my head, I lowered my head as she was told.
“Really, you’ve grown so tall.”
Lilith said and stood up.
Then, Lilith’s large breasts came into view.
As expected, the release was really big.
It’s because it’s difficult to compare with races with big breasts like Ariad or Mano.
But why breasts all of a sudden?
“Uh…”
What are you doing now? And before I could ask that question, my body froze when I felt the soft touch on my forehead.
“…Det?”
A release falling from me. Looking at Lilith’s slightly red cheeks, I unconsciously traced my forehead, which still seemed to have some texture left in it.
What on earth is this thing now?
“Is it just insurance? So don’t think anything strange.”
He told me not to think anything strange, but what actually made his face turn even redder?
“…So, what did you do now?”
Kiss your forehead.
Even though I already knew the answer, I couldn’t help but ask because I felt embarrassed.
“I just buried a little bit of my energy. “I don’t know if it’s a minor bitch, but if it’s a bitch of a certain level, I can recognize it.”
“Is that okay?”
The fact that I was Lilith’s son was a secret known only to Lilith’s friends, like Ariad and Hoaran.
But is it okay to reveal it so openly?
“…Because it’s better than causing trouble for no reason. There won’t be any bitches who would notice this much anyway. “I feel like I can’t just touch it.”
If so, I’m glad.
…Are you glad?
No, that’s fortunate.
Insurance only.
Yes, it is insurance after all. I decided not to think anything strange for no reason.
“Anyway, I’m going to go, so don’t fuss and take care of yourself. Okay?”
“Yes. “Don’t worry and come back.”
Lilith, who was looking at me as if I didn’t trust her, soon nodded her head.
“Okay then… I’ll see you later.”
After saying that, Lilith used space movement and disappeared in an instant.
“It’s been a week…”
Thinking that something bad would happen in the meantime, I decided to bake and eat the dumplings I had brought with me.
I cooked and ate dumplings by myself, but strangely enough, I couldn’t taste anything at all.
