Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 37

Chapter 37 – Pretty Baby Vampir (2)

A goddess who is close friends with Sophia and has made elves her main race. Tohoyo said that before she could beep a few times, she answered the video call.

“Dohoyo! Long time no see!”
-Long time no see. Oh, congratulations on the undefeated victory.
“Congratulations to you too! You rank much higher than me.”
-You should think about public evaluation rather than ranking. It was a natural achievement because I borrowed the power of my family. You made it penniless. Do you know what the people in your family say? They said there was a dragon in the periphery.
Hehe.”

Sophia scratched her cheek after hearing her friend’s compliment. It’s nice to see that the friendship is strong, but it’s not fun.

If it was a Korean drama, as soon as she called, ‘Who are you to call?’ Sofia would have said ‘Dohoyo… Bad girl…’ And she would have wheezing. Have I been too suffocated?

Let me solve my purpose.

“Dohoyo. Long time no see.”
– Ugh…

Dohoyo averted his gaze. Why can’t the nobleman, who used to talk well, not make eye contact? Did you realize my charm belatedly?

“Whoa… Cheonsol-ah, what should I do?”
“If it sounds crazy, don’t do it.”
“I am such a sinful man. It’s so attractive I can’t help it. Handsome, humorous, wild, and caring.”
“Wow.”

Sophia vomited. No matter how much you pretend to hate it, it won’t take away the fact that your friend has a crush on me.

– It’s much crazier than what was posted on the community. How does the kid get worse? Sophia will really suffer.
“Is my post posted on the community?”
-I did not know? Came up a few hours ago. Sophia, the bulletin board nerd, would have seen it before and told me about it.
“Ah. I didn’t go to the community because I had an urgent business. John. Can I show you Ranran?”
“I will show you. If you move it into Sofia-sama’s hand, the baby may wake up.”
“What’s the difference if you…”

Ignoring Sofia’s grumbling, Ranran was projected onto the screen. Dohoyo’s eyes widened when he saw Ranran, who was sleeping soundly, hugging his fingers tightly.

-What! Really cute! Could it be that Ebrande’s egg hatched?
– My egg hatched?

Ebrande appeared on the screen. Looking at the number of battles, it seems that he must have been overworked, but he has a good complexion. There was a slight tired look, but that’s why there was a strange color.

-John! Long time no see!

Upon spotting me, Ebrande excitedly shook his hand. Is that the elf who despised me until I was raped? The characters are so different that it’s hard to adapt.

But I am a man who is adaptable incarnate. Answered right away.

“How have you been doing?”
-Of course!
“I’m glad. I was looking at Dohoyo-nim’s rankings, but I was worried that I was overdoing it because I had too many battles.”

Big. This is the sweet man! Ebrande was moved too, and her eyes trembled.

-So do i. But the baby… Doesn’t look like me?
“Ah. Sophia-sama brought in another minion. It’s him and my baby.”
-…

Ebrande was straight. Why are you doing this all of a sudden? I thought it would be okay if it was an Erope who had tasted my dick.

A more mature female elf appeared on the screen.

-Ebrande. What did I say?
– People can’t be trusted.

The two elves slipped off the screen. Sofia beat me up.

“John, you fool! You should have spoken more!”
“How do you tell me what to do here! You can’t lie that Ranran is Ebrande’s child. How sad must Cheonsol be?”
“That’s true, but in this situation, it’s the wrong word. It’s a wild horse. You may need to learn some social life. I hope Ranran doesn’t resemble your carelessness.”
-Is he the new minion?

When Chunsol intervened, Dohoyo, who had been looking out of the screen, spoke up.

“Yes! Right!”
-It’s a real Cheonsol.
“Do you know me?”
-I saw an article posted on the community. Uh… I’d like to make another call, but Abrande’s not feeling well. Do you know what a parenting support system is?
“I’m curious about Ebrande’s condition.”

I was worried about the elf who laid my eggs. I think the next time we see her, she’ll be offended if I tell her to have sex. Shall I tell Dohoyo?

Sophia and Dohoyo ignored me and continued the conversation.

“No.”
-I knew it. Newbies can apply for support once they get a baby minion. Childcare supplies, children’s training sets, and small amounts of divinity are provided, so it’s good to apply.
“Dohoyo!”
-I’m really in a hurry, so I’ll just drag it out. When John meets Brande in the battle, you get down on her knees and pray. So goodbye.

The call was disconnected.

“Let me know if the egg you took hatched or not.”
“John, be quiet.”
“I need to instill a nunchi in you.”

Cheonsol and Sophia rolled their fists at the same time. To hit again? That’s how you get a good husband. Okay. Hit it hit it

*

As soon as I applied, the subsidy and child care items arrived. Hermes courier, which dominated the logistics industry in the new world, delivered rattles, baby bottles, cribs, and baby clothes.

“Ranran can be put on the bed. If you look at the growth, you will have to change it in a few weeks.”
“The clothes are really cute! It’s perfect for Ranran!”

The women who relieved my stress by beating me worked hard to organize my luggage. As I was looking at the luggage that was placed neatly in the bedroom, Cheonsol sneaked up to me.

“Are you still mad?”
“Who gets angry? I was thinking about it.”
“Did you know how to worry? Only be honest with her mother-in-law.”
“Are you really not mad?”

I’m not even a high-spirited adolescent middle school student, so I’m going to get mad at this. After regaining her cool, Brande realized the reason for her anger.

I revealed the truth too hastily. She needs foreplay for sex too, but when she triggered her impregnation, she said it like rape, so it’s upsetting.

So when we meet in battle, we kiss and fuck her. Because when Cheon-Sol was also angry, she calmed down by kissing her. Ebrande will be the same.

“Okay. If she doesn’t trust her husband, who will? So what was she thinking about?”
“There are no items in the support supplies.”
“What?”
“What?”

The two women looked at each other asking if they were sane. Excited, Sophia, who drew in her breath and expanded her chest, spat out her words.

“Of course it is not an item. What crazy association mixes up items for support?”
“At least the bed should have been an item.”

I pressed the mattress on the bed where Ranran was lying. It was quite soft, but not as good as the bed I made myself.

“Can you sleep well in a place like this?”
“Uh… Um… Isn’t it okay…?”

Sophia, who pressed the mattress with me, asked cautiously. What is this goddess saying? She said she would have a much better bed than this.

“I say it straight-forward. This is garbage.”
“Cuck!”

Sofia grabbed her breasts and staggered. Why are you like that from before?

“Hmm. It’s definitely lacking elasticity. It’s less soft and the duvet cover is rough.”
“Kuk!”
“As expected, Cheonsol understands?”
“You slept on the bed you made yourself, isn’t it natural? Although your mind is not whole, your dexterity is real. I have to admit that he is a little less than the bed he used when he was a religious leader.”
“Huh!”

It’s been very noisy since before.

“Why is Sophia like that? If you see someone, you’ll know that he hit you.”
“Uh… No…”
“Isn’t Ranran like that because she feels sorry for her? Isn’t God’s bedding far superior to this?”
“…So this bed is trash, right? What are you going to do? Are you going to sleep with me?”

Why are you angry I really don’t know what a woman’s heart is.

“No. If you sleep together and crush it, it will cause irreversible consequences. Of course you have to make a new one. You can take it apart, tweak it a bit, and put it back together.”
“Really?”

Sophia was delighted. She was offended by herself and then delighted. Is she bipolar

Only then did Sophia realize her ugliness, and her face blushed.

“Wait a minute, I’m waiting here!”

Sophia rushed out and came back with a mattress. At first glance, it was worse than a crib mattress.

“Actually, this is my bed.”
“Is this a bed? Where are all the legs and decorations?”
“I don’t have one… A bed with a mattress.”

She didn’t do anything wrong, but seeing Sophia avoiding her gaze for no reason brought tears to her eyes.

“Whoop whoop!”
“It’s a surprise! What’s wrong all of a sudden?”
“Has your madness gone?”
“I feel so sorry for Sophia! Sleeping on such a hard mattress! It’s like the ground!”
“Uh… Not quite like that…”
“How hurt your body must be! For some reason, she always said that her shoulders were stiff! It’s because of the poor quality of sleep!”
“Because of the chest… No.”

Didn’t know that the goddess was sleeping in a place like this. I am disqualified as a minion. After letting go of her resentment, he took Sophia’s hand.

“Sophia!”
“Yes…”
“I will take responsibility and upgrade Sofia’s bed!”
“Really?”
“Just a little bit of divinity, please!”

Sophia muttered, suppressed by my passion.

“How divine…”
“I have to figure that out now. How long have you been looking for it?”

Don’t get ripped off It’s real. Since it’s for our Goddess, we should use the best materials possible. Sofia’s purse? Are you okay. You also received a subsidy.