Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 225

Chapter 225 – Humans and Elves (2)

Humans and Elves (2)

The battle with the opposing trainer, whose main race was elves, went smoothly. In fact, it was predicted.

Our ranking has now entered the top 500, but our real skills were not in the top 500. I only started climbing the rankings late because I filled in the entries late. Even Naaman, who is the weakest, has reached the level where he can trust other gods like soup and send them into battle.

My mouth hurts when I talk about Ranran, who beat Naa since she was young, Ebni, who made a contract with a high-ranking spirit, and Ruruya, a fraud race with fraudulent characteristics.

Lastly, me and Cheonsol will become solid aces wherever we go. Therefore, it was natural to maintain an undefeated record and increase the ranking.

“Hey. That elf is bad!”

Of course, the kids didn’t win every time. Ranran, who had single-handedly defeated two elves, came back with a tearful face.

Although the previous two battles consumed a lot of stamina and stamina, it did not mean that they could not inflict damage to the enemy. The male elf lay down on the floor and closed his eyes.

It looks like the fight with Ranran was that difficult.

“Ranran fought well. Then we’ll have to send Daum out quickly before he recovers his mana. Who wants to go? Lulu? Avni? Or Nana?”

“Jjuyin! I hope Gwangma takes revenge on Ranran!”

“Johan? How about Yohan?”

“I don’t know.”

I don’t know if it’s a woman, but I don’t want to deal with a man. If I defeat that thing, will a female elf appear next?

-I miss you!

Albata, who was being held in Lulu’s arms and her cheek was being teased, her eyes sparkled. She’s expecting her youngest, so she’ll have to show off her cool side.

“I’m going out.”

“Then Yohan goes out!”

You’re on the move. Sophia is very excited. I hope Sophia and my child do not resemble that sense.

Because it feels so old. Even my nanny didn’t use that tone of voice. Did you say that Mrs. Kim Yu-mo is a woman of the new era?

[Battle begins!]

Puck

[Battle ends!]

The battle ended quickly thanks to Ranran’s exhaustion of her opponent. The male elf lowered his head, perhaps realizing the difference in skill.

“Ah… That’s the eye level between you and me…”

-Why does dad go into colic when he tries to be cool? What is the reason?

“Albata. Don’t analyze Gwangma’s words and actions. You can’t interpret the incomprehensible.”

It’s because Albata was just born. She will get used to it in a little while.

Weird. Wasn’t it a much cooler, more charming, and heart-rending quote than Sophia’s ‘Departure’?

It must have lasted for over 100 years. It seems like they can’t sympathize because they’re not all men.

She likes her daughter, but at times like this, she wishes she had a son who could be by her father’s side.

I need to have a son.

[Newbie Trainer – Illormfre sent out the fourth minion.]

[Elf – Iyoretsu]

While I was thinking about something else, an opposing minion appeared. As always, I started by understanding the estimate.

First, women. Although she was pretty like an elf, she was a few levels lower than Sister Ev due to minor flaws in her hair, skin, and facial features.

Ebria said with her own words, ‘Our family of elves has more handsome men and women than other families,’ so that would make them average or below average among elves.

[Both trainers have completed preparations.]

[Battle begins!]

The battle started, but I stood still and glared at Iyoretsu. It wasn’t because it was a strong enemy, and we had to take a closer look.

“Ba, ba, ba… The arrow of the wind…”

A spirit arrow similar to the power shown by level 1 Ebrande flew out. When she first became a minion, she avoided it, but now she doesn’t have to.

No. She didn’t even have to react at all.

Whiing

The arrow disappeared without even making a hole in my clothes. Iyoretsu made a few more attacks, and I laughed out of bewilderment.

“What do you want to do?”

“Hi!”

It was a simple question, but Iyoretsu was so scared that he trembled. Honestly, I sucked.

Although her appearance is a bit inferior to that of an elf, she is an elf in name, and getting a trembling elf pregnant is a point of shame covered in various media in the 22nd century.

But I am not Kim Yo-han, who just became a lackey. He held so many beauties that his eyes grew high, and he didn’t even starve after going through the Lamia harem recently.

More than anything, I felt uncomfortable because I felt Illorengpre’s greed. Who do you see as a minion generator? Sending out a minion who is not intended to make you pregnant will only create resentment.

“Hey! Iyorempre!”

“Are you talking informally about when you saw him?”

“If you’re a trainer, you should fight fair and square. What are you doing?”

“You sent out your minions fairly, right?”

Ijorenfre shrugged his shoulders and stuck out his tongue mischievously.

“I-I-IK!”

Sophia ran wild. Our Goddess Beatik is furious. All you have to do is ask me to scold you for something like that.

“John! That fox-like bitch is trying to trick me into using that skill! You must never pass over!”

“Will a crazy person not come over? Hey guys! Do it quickly!”

“Yes!”

Iyoretsu hurriedly took off his clothes. It smelled like a fresh virgin, which made me a little sick. Of course, it wasn’t that Iyoretsu sucked.

“Can’t she even take off her underwear?”

I was sick of Ijorenpre, who gave overbearing orders. Contrary to her confident expression, she couldn’t read men’s psychology, which made her look like a real virgin.

“John! No matter how much I like it, I’m not going to give it to her just because I want to get her seed!”

“The main lady also agrees with what the master said. Aren’t you reluctant because her intentions are so blatant? Honestly, it’s disgusting.”

“It took a long time to get better.”

If Iyo Lutz had torn her clothes without taking them off and then sat down and looked up at me, pretending to be delicate, she might have fallen for Iyo Lengpre’s intentions.

But I just took off her clothes and closed her eyes.

“You look pitiful, so let me give you some advice. “Overt sex appeal is counterproductive.”

“… Yes? Well, I’m ready!”

“Men prefer subtle things rather than blatant attacks.”

So stop going. As he swung his fist, Iyo Rutz was evil and dead. All that’s left is a message like mine.

[Battle ends!]

“That’s ridiculous! A crazy person didn’t use a trick to get pregnant? At the Yochuljeonghyeon event, he became horny as soon as he saw the woman!”

And only Iyo Leng Pré pulling out his hair. A bitter smile came out. How underestimated was that?

“I also have my own tastes. I don’t get lustful just because I’m wearing a skirt.”

“Did Yohan do that? Wouldn’t he have done that even if he wasn’t wearing a skirt?”

“The main lady will choose her silence.”

“Gwangma is lying! You need to spit in her mouth!”

There was a leak inside and there was a rumor going around outside. I ended up hanging out with all the women who gossiped about me.

I’ll have to scold you in bed, so you can’t gossip again.

-Wow! Dad is amazing! I’ve already taken care of two in one fist!

“That’s right…”

-I see why my second sister loves her dad so much! Dad is really cool!

“That’s right.!”

Avni and Albata should be praised and treated well. The proverb of giving an ugly child an extra piece of rice did not apply to me.

If you’re going to give rice cake, give it to a pretty child. How dare this ugly bastard covet rice cake.

“Tastes? My tastes don’t match? Then what about this guy!”

[Newbie Trainer – Illormfre sent out the fifth minion.]

[Minion – Iyomores]

“This is Mores from the Iyo family.”

This time it’s an elf female archer. It was prettier than Iyoretsu, but it was bitter because it was backward compatible with Ebrande.

This battle proceeded quite normally. Iyomoretz drained one of my self-healing powers and admitted defeat.

“Kuh… Commit it…”

“All the elves are in a strange condition.”

I don’t know why you covet my dick so much. Is it because I am a popular man who is handsome, has a good body, and has great skills even by elf standards?

“My sin is too deep…”

“You! You crazy person!”

While I was in a state of self-absorption, Illormfre broke the colic.

“Why on earth didn’t you get me pregnant! Don’t you know how many rankings I came down just to meet you? The community even started a fight with that breast lump!”

“Did you?”

Sophia got into trouble in the community. I had no idea.

“Did you?”

Sophia shouted in surprise. It was something he didn’t know, just like me.

“Uh… I don’t know? Why don’t I know?”

“Because it’s not just one or two people arguing…”

Sophia smiled shyly. Cheonsol looked at Sophia and me alternately and sighed.

“I see how the master summoned the light demon. It looks like this, so it wouldn’t have been weird if it hadn’t been summoned.”

“Ranran sometimes thinks that Zuyin and Gwangma look alike!”

I think about it a little often.

Sophia’s face turned red in a gradient.

“You paid for expensive divinity and researched the tastes of crazy humans, so why didn’t you use impregnation? No way… Goddess Vitik! You controlled the crazy humans?”

“Yes, that’s right!”

“Pfft… I thought they would let a crazy person run wild during the Yochuljeonghyeon event and get out of control… I never thought they would hide such a secret…”

“… Haha! You were fooled!”

“I will not forget this shame…”

[Newbie Trainer – Illormpre abstained.]

[Guardian of the Fairies – Sophia won.]

Ijorenfre disappeared, shedding tears. Even though I won one game, I felt uneasy for some reason.

Can I win like this? Of course, it’s nice to win without using much strength, but is this really okay?

This time, I didn’t hang out with Illormfre because I was precious to him, but should I try teasing him next time we meet?

It wasn’t like me to just kill it when it attacked it asking to be eaten. Let’s get pregnant without worrying about it further.

If you drink water, your body and mind will feel refreshed.

Sophia told me that she was satisfied with the conclusion she reached after much consideration.

“Johan, be careful. In the future, you will meet a lot of trainers like Illormfre. The intention is to get good minions and either raise them yourself or sell them on the market, so you must never fall for them. Understood?”