Chapter 171 – Mischief
A warm feeling on your back.
“Eung Heng Heng… The whole world is spinning…”
“I’ll turn around, really.”
Scarlett Does this guy also think that a woman is a woman?
Despite the extremely flat body shape, the whole body is soft and fluffy like a teddy bear.
Her slender body is too light, as if it would fly away if blown.
Maybe it’s because she’s a magician, especially since her muscles aren’t attached at all.
Her arms are so thin that she probably can’t lift anything heavier than the staff.
Misconceptions end here.
—Wheek!
“Wow!”
I threw the load on my back toward the soft cowhide sofa.
There really is no truth like this.
“Calm down.”
Let’s relax and unwind over a drink together.
Even though alcohol is weak, he had one shot of a strong cocktail and was already drunk.
Look at that unsightly figure talking nonsense with a twisted tongue.
“Ugh… Where are we… It’s hot, it’s hot…”
“Can’t you hear me?”
“Boy. The dress is so filthy and uncomfortable… Melissa! What are you doing! Please change your clothes quickly!”
Scarlett lay down on her sprawled out as if this was her own bedroom and began to struggle with her.
“Who else is Melissa?”
“Hurry up! I’m frustrated…! If it doesn’t pop up within three seconds, you’re fired. 3… 2…”
“No, this crazy bitch is real.”
Undressing, screaming, lying down, harassing anyone in sight.
Scarlett had all the damn injections that made the people around her get rid of the crane with just one.
Truly an existence like a chimera in the drinking world.
Who created this hideous hybrid?
—Teouk!
Right now, a pair of stockings that Scarlett casually threw off have just landed on my shoulder.
Also, the red dress she was wearing had almost flowed off and no longer functioned well.
The pair of kill heels, which seemed to grow taller than 10 cm, had already flown far away and collapsed without power.
Scarlett, half naked, let out a moan that sounded like her uncle with her head drooping.
“Uh… I think I’ll live a little longer.”
She took off her clothes in front of an outsider and threw them away.
That means beyond the level of not being ashamed, and not even being aware of my existence at all.
“Chi… I’m going to have to go and burn down any clothing store that sells stuff like this. It doesn’t bleed at all!”
“…”
A series of ugliness that literally makes me lose my words when I’m still watching to see how far I am going.
How could a human being be this ugly?
This is why there is a saying that alcohol is a temptation from the devil to corrupt humans.
While intuition in real time of the realization given by the great mage, I ended up slapping his knee.
-Chuck!
In the midst of this, Scarlett stretched out her pure white bare legs to me with wide-eyed eyes.
“What are we going to do with this again?”
“Hey, you! Let me give you the honor of being able to massage my feet!”
By this point, I was so suffocated that I was short of breath.
Drink, where is the drink?
“Big…!”
I drank a glass of her Earthquake to relieve her crampedness, and then sent her eyes of sincere contempt toward her like her Wensu.
“What are you doing? Hurry up! Are you going to let this Archmage Scarlet’s leg go numb?”
And, I really seriously thought about it.
“Shall I hit one?”
… See if I ever drink with this woman again.
Anger rises, but there is no point in arguing with a drunkard.
If you give in a hundred times and don’t know how much alcohol you drink, you might be like that.
I muttered as if chewing and spitting out my superhuman patience.
“It’s all kinds of things. When you say something nice, get rid of your stinky feet quickly. Then, I’ll find a lodging nearby so you can sleep peacefully there…”
“Because it doesn’t smell! Melong!”
However, the answer that came back to my consideration was a mockery with a bright red tongue sticking out.
That moment.
—Bad…
I heard the sound of something breaking in my hand.
Glass that eventually turns to dust and shatters.
It was the sound of a glass breaking, and the sound of my patience running out.
I can’t. There is no limit to being patient.
Let’s see if you can’t come to your senses.
—Chuck!
I picked up a bucket full of ice and poured it on Scarlett.
All she needed now was her shock therapy.
“Aww! What are you doing!”
Scarlett reacts violently as soon as she is hit by water.
Her interception magic, which protects her, is activated, and several of her fireballs float around her.
—Kooung!
I stepped on the advance very weakly, scattered them all, and stood tall in front of her.
“Be still when I say nice things.”
“What, what are you…?”
Scarlett is the archmage.
This is because if she goes on a rampage, she needs to be stunned immediately.
Is there any way to burn down other people’s stores?
But, why is her reaction a bit strange?
Normally, it wouldn’t be enough to run wild and make a fuss on the road.
“My, why are my clothes… And this place…?”
“I’m coming to my senses now.”
“Aww, ah… See, Wolfgang you…”
Standing up from her seat, she blinked her big eyes and glanced at me and my half-naked body alternately.
—Crying…
“I-I didn’t think I slept with you?”
“What?”
Soon after, he was talking about nonsense, covering his chest with the most pitiful gesture, and shaking his whole body.
Soon, tears like chicken droppings flow down her eyes.
“You are too much…! It was my first time… Without even knowing…”
“What the hell are you talking about?”
“Is that bullshit…? You’re saying you’re not taking responsibility for taking my first money? You, you didn’t look at me like that…”
What the hell was she imagining by herself? Scarlett, as if she was severely shocked, her brain fluttered helplessly with an expression that was so empty.
“Imprint… Imprint would have remained… Then I’ll live like a slave for the rest of my life as you command… I can’t even resist no matter how badly I get hit…”
Her fragile appearance is very strange to me.
Scarlett was the woman who did not lose a single word even when they had a trivial argument, and when she was hurt by someone, she had to pay back many times over.
Her fighting power was so outstanding that even compared to me, she was not inferior at all.
In other words, she was the kind of guy who always tried to burn away everything that got in her way with a confident attitude.
“My, please… Please have mercy…”
“Hmm…”
However, I don’t know what kind of misunderstanding there is.
She looks up at me with a devastated expression and trembles with her fear.
A strange sense of conquest and sadism wells up from deep within.
Then, before we clear up the misunderstanding, let’s play a little joke.
Couldn’t it be a joke between friends?
Besides, how much did I suffer today? To this extent.
“Kuhuhh… Yes. I took your body. You are mine now, Scarlett.”
“Ah, ah…”
“It was so funny to see myself so drunk that I couldn’t even control myself. And looking at it like this…”
—Teouk
I grabbed Scarlett’s chin with her thumb and forefinger, and gave her a licking look at her face and her body.
It’s like being a demon.
“Aren’t you pretty off-white too? Except for the fact that your body is a bit poor.”
“Huh…!”
Then, Scarlett cried a lot and tried to avoid my gaze as hard as she could.
It was a joke, of course, but looking at it like this, she also had a pretty attractive appearance.
No matter how poor it is, as an adult woman, there is a place to enter and a place to come out.
At this level, a man who likes slender women, without mentioning his particular taste, would probably drool and rush at him.
Of course, it’s a bit far from my tastes.
It should be said that she found her own charm as a woman in a guy who was like a farmer who she thought she couldn’t see at all.
Her face was originally pretty, though.
Also, women should be quiet and watch.
Even that scarlet guy appeals to her weak side, so she has become quite tolerable.
Anyway, as things turned out this way, I unknowingly became slightly immersed in what started as a joke.
“I want to enjoy your body one more time. Now, then, let’s lie down quietly.”
“You… Were you really like this?”
“That sounds funny. So what are you thinking of me?”
“Eh, even though his words and actions are a bit harsh, I thought he was definitely kind… I thought you were my one and only friend… But you’re the same. In the end, just like other humans… Heh…!”
… What.
Was this a bit of a joke?
Why is the reaction a bit dangerous?
Did I unwittingly touch something similar to a wound in her heart?
If I continued like this, something out of my control would happen, so I quickly grabbed her by the shoulders and said seriously.
“Hey, Scarlett. Wake up.”
“Okay… Do as you please. I won’t be able to do anything in front of you anyway… Just don’t break it.”
“I didn’t! I swear to Mana, I didn’t do anything to you! I was just playing around.”
Then, as if she couldn’t believe it, Scarlett muttered in a confident tone.
“…A joke? A joke? Really?”
“Yes. Really.”
“Then, why did my clothes become like this! Why is my body so soaked!”
“The clothes were just the ones you took off after drinking alone, and I just sprayed some water on them because you were so distracted.”
“Ahhh…”
As she eagerly picked up her excuses, the blood slowly began to return to Scarlett’s pale face.
I took a deep breath and made up my mind.
Now all kinds of fire magic bombardment will fly without a break.
Maybe get slapped
You seem to have received a lot of shock, so I’ll just have to calmly accept any attack.
I wondered if it was because I met a friend after a long time and made this sadal by playing a joke that I hadn’t done in my life.
—Prison
Unexpectedly, instead of running wild in anger, she calmly cradled me in my arms.
“It’s all good…”
“Scarlett?”
“It’s okay, Wolfgang… Please stay still for a moment, a very moment.”
“…Okay.”
Scarlett began to breathe evenly in my arms.
Her shivering anxiety slowly subsided, and her subtle lime-orange scent began to pass through her nose.
… Don’t play pranks like this again.
We stayed like that for a while.
