Chapter 154 – 154. Summer Festival (2)
I, Kim Won-bu, who is about to graduate from college, is what is commonly called a bastard.
He hid it well during his college years, but he basically tried all kinds of things since middle school, and it was thanks to him hanging out with a bunch of idiots.
Games, anime, idols, and anything else that women don’t like is a crime.
Of course, I learned how to cosplay as an ordinary person in college, so I had a girlfriend and lived a normal life before I went to the military.
… So, if my ex-girlfriend hadn’t cheated, I would have stopped cheating.
A case of becoming more obsessed with virtual reality after experiencing bitterness in reality.
However, I couldn’t give up because I had already had a taste of reality.
So, I compromise my tastes… Rather than doing it, it was a bizarre mix, and I became obsessed with ‘something that is a bitch, has similar tastes to mine, is sexually open enough to willingly wear sexy cosplay, but never cheats.’
The reason I recently became a fan of Seo Ji-ah was for a similar reason.
No, the idol who looked so arrogant was actually a gamer just like me?
I immediately started following them on Instagram, started reading through them, and found out that they were quite close to the ‘ideal’ I had been dreaming of.
Of course, there’s no way a top idol of Seo Ji-ah’s level would date me, but that’s one thing and being a sucker is another, right?
Moreover, last week, by chance, I had an audience with her at her cafe.
At that time, she coated the autographs she received on post-it notes and placed them on the footrest of her figure.
“Ha, Shiba…”
As she stood still and sweating profusely on a midsummer day, she curses her came out spontaneously.
I wonder what I’m doing at a gaming event I don’t even like, but I barely hold back while scanning the people of the opposite sex I see here and there.
Oh, of course, I didn’t feel good looking at the revealing outfits. Because I already knew very well what kind of disaster happens when a cosplay is not retouched.
If you’re going to say ‘wow’ in real life even if you wear that damn wig, it means you’re twice as pretty as if you dressed up properly.
Or maybe her her body her her her is so crazy that I don’t even care about her her wig her her.
For example, just like that guitar YouTuber.
It was a channel where people played guitar while cosplaying and shaking their breasts, and there was a heaviness that couldn’t be explained by editing.
At first, I thought it was a Suzaku, but there must be a limit to Suzaku in video, and no matter how many times I watched it, the lines on the chest and sides were consistent.
Even Seo Ji-ah, who is famous for her breast size, wasn’t that big.
Ah, Seoji, who happened to see her at that time, was just like her real sister.
Well, that person has a really fucking boyfriend, so it’s none of my business.
Of course, seeing as she doesn’t wear a hat, I don’t think Seoji would be as pretty as her older sister, but since I wasn’t dating her anyway, I had no problem appreciating her.
With the delusion of how happy I would be to have a girlfriend like that, I barely entered the event area, sweating profusely as I followed her in her line her.
Pretending to be a healthy idiot, I wandered around the streets asking friendly cosplayers to take pictures for me.
I ended up encountering a very familiar face.
“… Uh, over there.”
“…”
A woman with a very healthy body, with her belly button clearly exposed, looked at my face and was so shocked that she ran away.
… Where did you see him?
Was it a tweet or a university?
No, two units?
The name is definitely Hwang…
“Uh, hello.”
“… ?”
Just before I could think of the name of the woman who was rushing away from me, two huge figures came up to me and I forgot the name in an instant.
At that moment, I couldn’t focus because of the cleavage that was right in front of my eyes, so I adjusted my glasses, took a step back and looked closely, and saw two people, a man and a woman whose faces I had only seen a few days ago, looking at me with strange expressions.
“Ah… , That. Zia… , No. Seo Ji-ah, your sister and her her boyfriend her her her?”
“Yes. “It’s quite a coincidence.”
Unlike me, who was well-dressed, the man was dressed quite comfortably.
But perhaps because it’s no joke, I feel intimidated even though I’m wearing an ordinary t-shirt.
And next to her, there was a voluptuous woman with ridiculous muscle mass that I couldn’t even remember.
No matter how much you look at it, you can’t see it as a wig, but the beige hair she is tied up just like the game character, and she is half-naked in a kimono-like outfit.
More than anything, I couldn’t take my eyes off the bandage-shaped piece of cloth because it felt like it was going to explode at any moment.
… Even though I tried to take it off, the tattoo on my chest below my collarbone drew my eyes again.
“Did you come to visit too?”
“Yes, yes.”
However, if I looked at my cleavage openly, I felt like the muscular man talking to me was going to punch me, so my survival instinct overcame my sexual desire and I lowered my gaze.
But this time, the bandage tied to the thigh caught my eye, and it reminded me of the modeling in the game.
I remember myself a female character hanging upside down on a cliff in a game and twisting the camera wildly. I grit my teeth, raise my gaze, and make eye contact with the man with a wrinkled expression.
“Yeun… , Ah. Since you liked Jia, I thought you liked idols. “I guess you like games too.”
“Ah yes. I like them both.”
“Jia also likes this game. Do you know?”
“Yes, I know.”
I barely resist the temptation of the woman next to me who tries to steal my attention her her by clicking the bow in her hand her her her, and continues the conversation with the man who, contrary to his impression of her , speaks in a cold tone.
We’re not particularly close or know each other very well, so we just say the right things to each other.
After barely getting the conversation started, I tried to run away from him as quickly as possible, but was caught by the voice of the woman next to me.
“Do you want to take a picture? “I need to take a picture of that.”
“Ah… , Yes.”
I just wanted to make an excuse that I was busy and run away.
The bandages kept drawing my attention to her and made my body move as I wanted, so I had no choice but to stand next to her and take a picture of her.
If you stick too close, the man taking the picture will look even worse, so keep your distance as much as possible.
With a stiff pose, he gave praise.
After hearing a click, I got the phone back, and only after the people walked away was I able to wipe off the sweat and check the photos.
… Wow, fuck.
This is crazy, does this make sense?
Maybe I should have just watched more, whether I got hit or not.
There were a lot of people anyway, so I wouldn’t have killed them.
I don’t think that YouTuber who plays the guitar is like this either.
In the end, I couldn’t bear it anymore and posted the unrealistic photo on Twitter,
I felt a strange sense of satisfaction as I saw the number of likes and retweets that were several times higher than usual.
In addition,
… I also felt the greatest envy of my life toward the man who took this photo.
However, I did not feel inferior.
Honestly, it’s better than having sex with a girl like me… ,
I think it’s the right thing to do in this world for a man like that to mess with me.
**
“Ha, sir… , Hot. It’s so fucking hot…”
“Drink water.”
Unlike when I first came, it was definitely dark outside.
However, in the still stuffy summer air, a person squats in a quiet place and fans Ha-eun, who is panting.
… If I had ordered the light blue haired character I had originally planned, it would have been a real disaster.
Since she was wearing tights, it must have been several times hotter than this.
“Thank you…”
Ha-eun was gulping down the water placed next to her, wiping away her sweat with an already damp handkerchief and looking limp.
I didn’t really run around or anything, but the weather was hot and I was outside all the time.
I couldn’t do anything to help because I was too busy taking him to the event venue and then going back to the gym to finish his work.
Sua It wouldn’t have mattered if he was there, but he was busy looking for a replacement all weekend for some reason.
As I listened to Ha-eun’s complaints, who were exhausted thanks to this, I continued to check someone’s messages on Telegram.
-Where is it?
The anonymous Ms. H is having a great time wearing a wig and mask.
I’m sure they only gave you tickets for Saturday, but you’ve been having fun since Friday.
I wondered what they would do if they got caught, but honestly, I couldn’t even guess who it was just by looking at the selfie.
What am I… , I’ve seen it so often that I know it when I see its lips.
-Don’t do anything stupid and play quietly
-If I can’t find it, I’ll take it off.
She sends Ha-eun a picture of her sloppily stretched out body, making threats that aren’t scary, and as soon as she receives a message from her saying that her dog is cute in response, she shows Ha- eun her phone her her her.
“Hinami says you’re cute.”
“… Search, really.”
“Why, it’s cute.”
It was actually cute.
I was busy taking pictures with people, but as soon as they saw me, their eyes got dark and they smiled brightly.
“… Even if I say that, I’m not happy at all. This tattoo… , Ah. Seed. When will it be erased?”
“It’s a sticker so if you sweat it will come off quickly.”
“You’re fucking staring at me, really… ” .”
However, she started to appeal that she wasn’t cute, pointing to the flame-shaped tattoo on her chest.
Actually, it wasn’t cute, so I didn’t have anything to refute.
“Anyway, let’s go quickly. “I changed my clothes in the car.”
“Alas…”
As she lay dying, he picked her up and carried her as she trudged to her car.
… I met another cosplayer murmuring next to my car.
“Ha, fuck. Fucking bastards… And why is that senior bastard running around?”
… Apparently, there was a problem in the family, so they hired a substitute.
Made the boss go back and forth annoyingly.
Bad quality part-time worker.
