Chapter 1 – The Saint’s Ilgal
“Warrior… Gee, what are you talking about?”
Wizard YuRia asked the hero with his hands trembling at the shocking remarks that came from his mouth.
Even though he knew he shouldn’t show agitation, he couldn’t stop his trembling hands.
“I should have spoken sooner rather than later. I’m really sorry to have to come here and talk about this. I thought that even if I was a colleague, I shouldn’t even interfere with my sex life.”
At those words, as if she had known them for a long time, Yuria’s hands began to tremble like aspen trees.
It wasn’t just YuRia who was agitated, Horde was half dumbfounded, and Mirian’s tail and ears were twitching as well.
“And since Yuria, Rina, and Mirian are also women… I’ve been careful with my words because I’m afraid it could feel like sexual harassment if I don’t.”
“Look at this old woman as a woman. The hero is kind~!”
When Lina, the elf scout, spoke jokingly, the atmosphere softened a little and the hero laughed.
“… Can I ask you one question?”
“What is it, Mirian?”
“That… The champion said he knew we were having sex with the Horde. Then why are you saying this all of a sudden?”
At Mirian’s question, the hero carefully tried to open her mouth…
“That’s right. Actually…”
“I will tell you the story.”
Instead of the cautious Hero, Saint Martha stepped forward and said,
“Mr. Mirian. You asked me why did you suddenly say that?”
She was talking to the hero, and Mirian’s eyebrows furrowed, as if she was angry when Martha suddenly interrupted.
“… Yes.”
“The reason is because I couldn’t stand it and asked the hero.”
She had always been Martha, who had a benevolent expression like her mother-in-law, but now she had a face like a parent scolding her child.
“You guys are… Are you aware that it’s really a hero party? As a member of the hero party, strength is not the only thing required!”
Marta let out all her usual accumulated resentment and pointed at the Horde party one by one, she said.
“First of all, YuRia! I don’t mean to say anything about your personal sexual orientation, but stop mentioning the champion’s name every time you have sex with Mr. Horde! What are you going to do if someone else hears it and makes a strange misunderstanding!!”
If they make personal attacks or sophistry, they may have something to say, but if they make a point in an atmosphere of scolding, there is nothing to say.
YuRia listened to Martha’s words and bowed her head as she said she had nothing to say.
After her sermon to Yuria was over, her next turn was Mirian who was next to him.
“And Mr. Mirian! Like I said before, I don’t mean to say anything about personal sexual orientation, but you’re a bit harsh! What the hell are you thinking about having sex outdoors! Crab, besides that… !! Wealth, into the unclean hole… !!”
Martha, blushing, bit her lip as if she couldn’t speak.
And Mirian, her party, blushed more than her Martha and clenched her fists.
She didn’t seem to have any reassurance beforehand as she looked at her lowered ears as if she didn’t want to hear anything.
After Mirian’s turn was over, it was Lina’s turn, the sly elf.
“Lina-san! Catch any guy and have sex with him every night! What are you going to do if the reputation of the Hero party is damaged by doing such a dirty thing!”
“Sorry~! I’m going to cut down on hunting now, so forgive me~!”
“You have to tell me to stop there!! What do you mean if you just say that it will be reduced!!”
When Martha shouted, Lina looked at Martha with her eyes and said,
“Because I also have times when I pile up… Or what will our saintess deal with? I’m fine with women too.”
“Lina-san!! What are you saying to me, a priest?!”
“Hmm… Since the membrane is not torn, will the Lord just forgive?”
“Even if the Lord allows it, I hate it!!”
Horde didn’t know that Lina was hunting other men, but when she heard that, she opened her eyes and looked at her Lina.
‘That elf bitch… Was it with someone other than me?’
Maybe because she recognized that she made it her own. She wasn’t even dating, but when he heard that Lina had slept with another man, Hod clenched her fists.
And like the Horde, the warrior who didn’t know that Lina was hunting another man asked Lina.
“Now, wait… Did Lina do that?!”
“Huh? But why… ? What’s wrong?”
“No… Because Lina is dating Horde…”
Haha!! Our warrior is naive! She’s not dating, she’s just sexy.”
“Sex… !!”
“A shallow word…”
“…”
Horde, who was demoted from Master to Sec in an instant, gnashed his teeth alone.
As the people in the room startled in different directions, Martha cleared her throat, drawing attention, and spoke to Horde one last time.
“And Mr. Horde…”
“… Yes.”
“You know Horde even if you don’t talk, right?”
“… I will be careful in the future.”
As Hod lowered his head and said, Marta quietly closed her eyes.
“I think that the warrior party should set an example for others as it is a party that carries the mission of subduing the demon king and the hopes of the suffering people. I hope you will be careful about your conduct in the future.”
When everyone was stunned by her words, she lowered her head, and Rina, the only one who did not lower her head, said as if tossing it.
“Mincho? Mint Choco Hope? Were we carrying that?”
Martha, who returned with a benevolent expression in her mischievous attitude, raised her eyes and shouted.
“Lina-san!! Can’t you be serious even for a moment?!”
“Uh… I am an old man who is hundreds of years old, so why are you more stubborn? I can’t say anything.”
“Martha, Lina is just trying to lighten the mood, so calm down.”
“… Wow, that’s what the hero said…”
Martha seemed to want to say more, but when the hero stopped her, she took a step back with a sullen expression.
“Then… Can I assume that everyone understands this?”
At the hero’s question, the Horde party, excluding Lina, stood there dumbfounded for a moment, then nodded to her without saying a word.
“Okay then! There’s nothing special today, so let’s take a day off and accept the request again tomorrow.”
When the hero who said that took his sword and tried to leave the room, YuRia grabbed him and asked.
“Wait a minute!! Warrior… One last thing I want to ask you, did you know about our relationship with the Horde from the start?”
Not being able to understand the intention behind Yuria’s question, the hero was quite taken aback.
“… Uh uh What do you mean, specifically, from the beginning?”
“So, uh, since when did you know that means…”
When YuRia said, putting more strength into her hand that held her staff, the hero pondered for a moment before opening her mouth.
“If you ask me since when… That’s right. About three weeks after Horde first came in, in Yuria’s tent… It’s hard to say, but it’s only since the moaning.”
“Hearing that… Did you hear anything?”
“Huh? No… What a surprise I didn’t know they were related like that.”
“Is that all? Were there any other feelings?”
“Different emotions… ?”
When the hero stopped her words and chose her words for a moment, Yuria and Mi-an, who were listening to the words, inadvertently trembled with anxiety.
“Actually… I don’t know if I should say this, but I was a little disappointed.”
“I was sad… ?!”
YuRia and Mirian’s colors brightened for a moment at those words, but the words they heard immediately turned their complexions blue again.
“I know you meant to have a secret relationship, but… I wish you would have told me too! To be honest, I felt a little left out until Martha came in!”
“…”
“…”
Even after that, when they saw the brave hero who joked that he had a hard time pretending not to know, YuRia and Mirian felt like they would burst into tears at any moment.
‘Huh? Why is the atmosphere like this?’
On the other hand, the hero, not knowing the reason for their sadness, was puzzled when he saw the strangely sunken atmosphere in the room.
“Excuse me… Did I speak too harshly? I’m not saying don’t do it at all. I just want you to be a little careful. And it’s okay to do acts of affection between lovers when we are at a party!”
Every time the hero opened his mouth, it only whipped their hearts more, but the hero didn’t know that at all.
“Warrior! I’ll give them a rough read, so let’s break up for today. Wasn’t the hero going to go to training too?”
“Ah…”
When he saw the sword he was holding, he remembered what he was trying to do, and the hero said to Lina.
“I’m sorry, but can I ask you a favor?”
“Huh! Don’t worry! This older sister will comfort you well with her long accumulated experience!”
“Then I’ll go down first!”
“Originally, comforting others is my role as a priest, but… In a way, I’m the one who caused this situation, so I can’t help it. I will go down too.”
“Huh! Okay! Okay!”
After the hero and Martha went down, only the Horde party remained in the hero’s room, where silence and an indescribable cold atmosphere flowed.
“Then…”
Lina, who was watching the hero and Marta leave, looked back at the Horde and said,
“I said I was comforting you, but maybe this is good…”
******
Not much time had passed since the hero left, but it felt like several days had passed for the Horde party.
“Wow~ I didn’t know the hero would say something like that! No, strictly speaking, it wasn’t a hero, but a saint?”
It was Lina lying on the hero’s bed that broke the silence that seemed to last forever.
When Lina opened her mouth, Hod, who had been glaring at her from earlier, also opened her mouth.
“… Did you know?”
“What are you talking about? Why do people keep omitting the subject these days?”
“Did you know that the hero was aware of our relationship?”
“Oh, that? I didn’t know for sure, but I was just scratching my head. But, based on common sense, wouldn’t the hero not know that I noticed after 5 hours of entering the party?”
After showing the laxity of not even applying soundproofing magic, you could say what you’re talking about, but I couldn’t help it.
In the meantime, the hero did not mention anything about their relationship with the Horde.
There was a time when they had sex almost as if to show off, but the hero didn’t say anything out of consideration for the Horde and them.
In the end, Horde and his party had no choice but to think that the hero was either to their taste or very insensitive.
Of course, even considering all of these things, it didn’t change the idea that I was complacent.
“Why did you keep your mouth shut when you knew everything?”
Hod, who couldn’t understand it no matter how much he thought about it, said that, but Lina, who was lying on her bed, replied casually.
“Why are you finished… Doesn’t that change what you say? At first, I thought it was just play, but did you really mean to frustrate the hero?”
“… !!”
Horde, unable to hold back his anger, climbed onto the bed and attacked Lina, but Lina still smiled leisurely, she said.
“Why do you do it here? Shall I call you master again? Do you like that?”
“Everyone, shut up… !!”
“A warrior…”
Horde and Rina, who were entangled on the bed at the sudden words of Yuria, looked at YuRia at the same time.
“A warrior… Are you really not interested in me?”
