Chapter 147 – Bless This Wonderful World (4)
“Puha! Shuwashu and drink!!”
After washing in the bathtub, Seojun and Aqua gathered at the adventurer’s guild.
And had a light dinner.
Beer on the menu? Beverage? It was a drink called Shuwashwara with the same feeling and meat made from the Giant Toad caught today.
“Um, not bad.”
Seojun stumbled.
Giant Toad’s meat was better than expected.
Shuwashuwa was also good because it went down my throat softly.
“Uhehe, I’m happy~!”
“…”
I didn’t have any money.
Well, in a way, that’s the charm.
If Aqua had been as noble and religious as the goddesses in other works, she wouldn’t have become so popular.
‘Um, by the way, the gaze stings.’
Seo-joon looked around.
The adventurer’s guild’s female employees were giving him hot eyes while serving.
Of course, the female adventurers were also obsessed with losing Seo-jun.
‘The men set their eyes on Aqua.’
Well, if you just look at her shell, Aqua was an incredibly beautiful girl, so it’s natural for her to be.
Seo-joon spilled the aqua. She got up from her seat and took out her fan and shook it.
“Everyone, I’ll show you something amazing! Flowers and Birds Wind Moon~!”
Shiver-
A small column of water rose from the fan.
The nearby adventurers who saw it clapped in admiration.
‘… A banquet-type skill.’
In the world of Konosuba, points are required to acquire skills.
In other words, if you spend skill points in the wrong place, it means you lose the opportunity to learn other necessary skills.
But that idiot is doing it for his own fun.
Points were invested in banquet-type skills that were only useful and fun.
What a great intelligence.
‘… Is this an intelligence stat of 3?’
As a goddess, Aqua had excellent other stats, but her intelligence stat was only 3.
‘Even if I had an average intelligence, this work would have been finished within 3 volumes.’
I don’t know anything else, but in terms of performance, it was the best perk.
Almost infinite mana pain, infinite healing, canceling all curses and debuffs, super strong buffs, making money possible with excellent dexterity, unlimited resurrection, weapons for fighting against the undead and demons, and various goddesses’ powers.
Even so, the problem is that the enormous lack of concept and damned personality offsets that advantage.
‘Still, it doesn’t matter because the shell is ugly.’
The contents are a little bit, but the outside is okay, so how about it.
“Ah, it was fun~!”
Dump.
Aqua returned to Seo-jun’s side again.
It seems that it was a lot of fun to show off various banquet skills and receive people’s attention.
Seojun looked at Aqua’s complexion.
‘He started getting drunk.’
Her face was flushed red.
It’s strange that I didn’t get drunk after drinking it like that.
‘There was a drinker setting.’
In addition to being a natural slacker, Aqua was a heavy drinker who paid her wages with alcohol.
How much she likes alcohol, she is the goddess of water, so she often shows scenes of purifying other liquids with water.
Still, she was fortunate to have such a habit.
‘Now then, let’s start working on it soon.’
From the first time Seo-joon met Aqua, he further enhanced the effect of the pheromone characteristics he was using.
So Aqua can get drunk on her own pheromones.
“Uh, is it because you like the taste of alcohol? I suddenly feel better!”
Gulp!
Aqua didn’t know that she was drunk with Seo-jun’s pheromone, and she poured more alcohol.
As he was working on it, someone approached Seo-jun.
“Me, over there. Eat this.”
“Ah, thank you.”
“Bye, don’t say anything. Wow!”
Luna, blushing, backed away.
Seo-joon drank her drink that she had left behind.
“Huh~”
“Why are you looking at me like that?”
“No. Nothing.”
Aqua, who was looking at Seo-joon with her eyes wide open, turned her head away with her cheeks puffed out.
Seeing that, Seo-joon smiled and put a hand on his shoulder.
“Are you jealous?”
“… Oh, that can’t be I am a goddess You can’t be jealous of a human like that!”
Eight!!
Aqua gulped down the schwashwa.
A thud, she forcefully set her glass down and called out to Luna.
“Here, one more schwa-shuwa!”
Seo-jun giggled at the appearance of jealousy to anyone.
‘Looks like he’s getting pheromones well.’
In addition, the settings he changed had a considerable effect.
「Jeongjo Reversal」
The roles played by men and women do not change, but the concept of chastity they have is reversed.
“Reversal of Sexual Desire”
Men’s libido decreases, women’s libido increases.
「Sangsa-sangae(相思相愛)」
If the subject does not have a certain level of rational liking, they do not feel sexual desire.
And so on…
That is, in summary:
The chastity of women and men has changed, their sexual desire has also changed, and they cannot have sex if they do not like it.
‘That’s why sex crimes don’t exist.’
Well, look.
It is the completion of a world where no one gets hurt.
Ah, Kazuma’s case hasn’t changed much. He was the guy who was clear from the start.
‘Wait, then, will Kazuma become a bitch?’
Literally a virgin bitch… No, since Kazuma is a man, does she become a virgin bitch?
Well, thinking about that, I suddenly felt sorry.
‘… I’m sure he’ll enjoy it on his own.’
Considering Kazuma’s temperament, it’s clear that he’ll get along just fine in this world where the settings have changed.
Even if he fell into the sea, he was the one who would come back alive with the pearl.
‘A thing more serious than that might be darkness.’
Originally, it was unknown how much stronger Darkness, who had a strong sexual desire, would become.
Seo-joon, who was thinking deeply, shook his head.
‘Ah, what do I know?’
As long as you can enjoy it, everything is okay.
And the first hitter was already decided.
‘I’ll completely cut you off.’
Braided!
Seojun smiled and bumped his glass with Aqua.
Aqua was gradually being encroached on by Seo-joon without her knowledge.
***
“Woo-wook.”
Wow!
Aqua regurgitated what she ate in her back alley.
Seojun patted her on the back.
“Are you okay?”
Aqua shook her head.
Seo-joon shook his head at the sight of him becoming completely drunk.
I knew it because of the setting, but seeing that he didn’t purify himself even if he vomited, he must have been crazy about alcohol.
‘I need some help.’
Seojun removed a little of the toxin from the alcohol from Aqua’s body.
“What? Suddenly something felt comfortable…”
“Thank god. Now, let’s go to the inn.”
Seojun helped Aqua and went to the dorm.
It was not a stable, but a decent inn.
Unlike Kazuma, Seojun was able to catch Giant Todd easily, so the money was different.
Aqua, being a goddess herself, was dissatisfied with sleeping in a place like this, but she soon had no choice but to shut her mouth.
“… Hey, Seojun?”
“Why?”
“There is only one room.”
“So?”
“Uh, I think it’s a little bit like a man and a woman sleeping in one room…”
「Jeongjo Station」
The settings worked just fine.
“Well, how are you? It’s between us And save money when you can. Wouldn’t that make it possible for you to have a better life later?”
“It is, but…”
Hesitantly.
Uncharacteristically for me, Aqua sighed.
Seo-joon smiled at him and put his hand on her shoulder.
“Come on, let’s go and sleep.”
“…”
Entering her room like that, Aqua couldn’t help but be surprised again.
That’s also true, because there was only one bed in the room.
“Chi, there is only one bed?”
“Unfortunately, there is only one empty room here.”
Of course it’s a lie.
It was the room that Seo-joon was aiming for and borrowed.
The bed size was, of course, a king.
‘Aww, I didn’t expect something like this!!’
Aqua was very upset inside.
It’s not enough that it’s the same room as Seo-jun, and I thought I’d even share the same bed!
She was originally a woman who looked at men like a stone, but as long as she was in heaven, she was a woman who could not help herself in front of Seo-jun’s appearance, who turned even the male gods who were said to be beautiful into squid.
‘This is a situation you only see in cartoons!’
Aqua had no dating experience.
Instead, she was used to this situation thanks to her cartoons, which she watched a lot at leisure when she was in heaven.
“Good night.”
“… Ah yes. Sleep well Seojun too.”
The two of them lay on the same bed and covered with the same blanket.
Cooo-
Not long after, I heard Seo-joon’s steady breathing.
Even so, Aqua’s eyes didn’t know how to close.
‘You are too irritating…’
Glance.
Aqua looked at Seo-joon’s sleeping face and swallowed a gulp.
His appearance, which can be called peerless beauty, made him feel like he hadn’t.
Of course, the power of his characteristics also contributed to this.
‘Come on, I can’t sleep!’
Exciting!
For the first time in her life, Aqua’s heart started beating because of reason.
‘Now, are you sleeping?’
Quiet breathing.
Obviously sleeping
She carefully reached out her finger and poked Seo-joon’s cheek.
The smooth, soft cheeks took shape on her fingers.
‘… Hut! My, what have I done!’
Aqua hurriedly retrieved her hand.
So, for a while, Aqua was unable to sleep as she tried to calm her pounding heart.
