Chapter 350 – Epilogue Poowiki (2)
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Standing tall as the best player, Hong Min-joon transferred from Real Madrid to Barcelona right after the 2038 Italy World Cup, breaking the transfer fee of rival Jorge Garcia, who recorded the highest transfer fee ever, in just four days, and suddenly joins Real Madrid.
Just overshadowed by Hong Min-jun, Jorge Garcia became the second player in history to win 3 consecutive Ballon d’Or titles right before Hong Min-jun’s 11 consecutive Ballon d’Or, and was considered the best player after Messi.
Expectations were high that the two players, who had formed a sparkling rivalry from the beginning of their debut, would meet in La Liga, especially at Real Madrid and Barcelona, their soul rivals, and that El Clasico, the most noteworthy event after Messi and Ronaldo, would unfold.
Unfortunately for the fans who expected a sparkly El Clasico, Hong Min-jun recorded only 2 losses against Barcelona during the 6 years he played for Real Madrid, and even that, since the heyday when rival Jorge Garcia showed off his crazy performance, he has won without even a draw. It ended briskly
From the time he joined Real Madrid, Hong Min-joon, who had already received a salary of 100 billion won in Hanwha only with pure annual salary and over 150 billion won with options and allowances added, later joined AC Milan as a free agent and again became the ‘highest annual salary for a sports player’, After renewing the ‘highest revenue for a sports star in one year’, and then transferring to PSG two years later, he will once again renew the ‘highest transfer fee’ and ‘highest annual salary’ he set.
PSG, which had been preparing for Hong Min-jun for five years, paid AC Milan 425 million euros, a transfer fee of 600 billion won at the time, that will not be broken for decades to come, to sign Hong Min-jun, whose contract period is only one year away. Had to pay
At that time, it was known that Hong Min-joon’s annual salary was a whopping 222 million euros, which was about 300 billion won in Korean currency at the time.
This is an all-time annual salary that ‘again’ breaks the record of 173 million pounds (about 264.3 billion won) a year, which was recorded by Cristiano Ronaldo when he signed with Al Nas in 2022.
In addition, Hong Min-joon, a ‘record breaker’ who has broken all of Ronaldo’s records from before, finally broke Ronaldo’s annual salary record through his social media that he could never break this level[15] He also set a record.
As such, Hong Min-jun became the best player of all time, leaving many immortal records that are not likely to be broken even after his retirement, but the truly remarkable thing was his steady sincerity.
Excluding the slump in Barcelona, the first year of his professional debut, his skills have grown overwhelmingly and steadily to the point where he draws an upward-sloping graph without any ups and downs. He showed how far he can grow if he combines the best talent bestowed by heaven with sincerity.
In particular, what is surprising about Hong Min-jun is that he has constantly grown beyond his innate physical talent with his tremendous amount of training and management.
In fact, Hong Min-joon constantly updated his top speed every season until his early 30s, when his physical ability had passed its peak, and maintained an almost constant physical ability beyond his mid-30s until his retirement season.[16]
In the 46-47 season, which was his retirement season, the highest speed Hong Min-jun recorded was a whopping 45.1 km / h, and the average sprint speed was 42,7 km / h. Even at the age of mid-thirties, he showed a record of ‘untouchable’ that no player can compare to.
Therefore, almost all experts and soccer fans evaluated that Hong Min-jun retired too early, which is the ‘most attack point of the season’, which he has renewed every year with veteran-like skill while still showing off his physical ability in the final season ahead of his retirement. It is proved that records such as ‘the most goals in a year’ peaked.
Considering the interviews in the second half of his career, his impressions of winning the 11th Ballon d’Or, and his remarks at the retirement press conference, the general consensus is that he retired because he had achieved everything he could and had no competitors, although there was no problem with his skills.[17]
Hong Min-joon ranked first in other detailed indicators such as dribble success rate, through pass success rate, final third forward pass success rate, big chance creation, game rating, and number of MOM selections beyond the highest number of attack points ever.
What is particularly surprising is that even what was pointed out as a weakness in the early part of his career has grown to the point where he can be regarded as the best ever in that field in the latter part of his career.
He presented a model of a true ‘perfect striker’ by raising ‘all’ abilities required of an attacker to the maximum, such as playmaking, linkage and passing, free kick, contention, and heading based on wide vision and judgment. He showed a transcendental performance.
In addition to defensive abilities such as activity, clearing, blocking, and joining the defense, he occasionally appeared as a goalkeeper [18] During the season, showing overwhelming performance as a goalkeeper.
There are rare examples of a player showing overwhelming performance in a specific area, but it is evaluated that such an example of showing all the necessary areas in the sport of ‘soccer’ to the extreme will never come out again, from the past to the present, and even in the future. Dominant.
In this way, Hong Min-joon, who went beyond being great as a ‘player’ and showed a perfect image of a post-human level, has many controversies in his private life.
As the result of the survey showed that he was the player that reporters liked the most to interview, he always insisted on unpretentious and candid interviews.
In addition, he was famous for frequently making “Strange itchy” Sounds.
In his famous quote, ‘Don’t use too strong words. Because you look weak.'[18], ‘I’m slow even following you.[19], Because I’m the best[20], Etc. He also earned nicknames such as ‘Just kidding Jun’ and ‘Hong was Hong’.[21]
As an aside, he often copied lines from the Japanese cartoon ‘Bleach’, which was sensationally popular in the 2010s[22], And compared to the nickname of the author of Bleach, ‘Manshin Kubo’, ‘Shukshin Kubo’, which means ‘Kubo God’ or ‘Kubo Kubo’ in the soccer world. Has a nickname
“Ah, what a second grader or bluff, really. These are all quotes that become blood and bones.”
His scrolling fingers stopped and his grunt escaped.
Eyes scan the monitor again.
According to his aides, it’s not that his brain is bad, it’s his original personality. [23]
Maybe that’s why he’s nicknamed ‘the smart kid’—
“Who is this!! This must be Yoon Daye—”
While the man in front of the monitor was screaming, the door burst open and light poured in.
“I told the kids to go to bed, but they turned off the lights in the room again and are talking nonsense. Do you watch porn?”
“It’s wild! Why do I look like that!”
“Shh. Keep your voice down because the kids are sleeping. I barely put it to sleep, but don’t wake me up.”
“… That’s why I’m outside.”
“Who grumbled about wanting to play with the kids? If one breaks, all will break, so be careful.”
A graceful beauty leaning against her doorway sighs as she brushes her bobbed black hair.
“Anyway, even if you give birth, you have to give birth to one or two at a time. How many at the same time… Huh? Wait a minute, please… “
… I can’t say that I wanted to fill the entire starting lineup with Minjun Hong.
“It’s been a while since I’ve seen porn, so it’s really new~ Daye, do you want to watch it together?”
“What is so new about what you do every day? What’s new for you—”
Daye Yoon, who had been shooting at her, stopped and said,
“Take care of yourself. If the picture with me is leaked, then you really die and I die.”
Sound a warning
“Don’t worry, don’t worry.”
“… Because the man who sees my naked body is enough for me in the past, now, and in the future.’
Big… This tsundere child.
Make the third today—
“… It doesn’t matter if the other kids leak.”
—Long horns.
Hong Min-joon laughed at the back of his wife who disappeared with a muttering voice.
“He’s still the same even though he’s had two kids.”
Hong Min-joon scrolls down with a look of excitement— countless letters quickly pass by in Hong Min-joon’s eyes as he rolls the mouse wheel and scrolls down.
5. Records
For more information, please refer to Hong Min-jun/Regis document.
6. Nickname
For more information, please refer to the Hong Min-Jun/Nickname document.
7. Controversies and Incidents
For more information, please refer to Hong Min-jun/Controversy and Accidents.
7.1 Complicated female relationships
For more information, see Hong Min-Jun/Complex Women’s Relationships.
8. Related language
For more information, please refer to Hong Min-Jun/Related Language Document.
9. Status ▼
After retiring as an athlete, it was confirmed that he was living leisurely with four wives and a number of girlfriends.[24]
In his retirement interview, he revealed his preparation as a leader, and it would be no wonder that he debuted as a manager right now after obtaining a P-level license during his active career. During his active career, his understanding of tactics was extremely poor at the beginning of his debut, but in the second half, he was counted as a player with a higher understanding of tactics than anyone else.
However, there are many people who are worried because there have not been many cases where the managerial debut of a genius player has not led to good results.
In addition, there was also an opinion that his unique calm and light-hearted personality was not suitable for the position of director—
“Aagh! Who else is this!! Hmmm really!! Edit, is there any way to edit this document? Edit— what? Don’t have permission? Oh cool! Where is this Poowiki?”
The cry of Hong Min-joon (37, unemployed), jumping up and down while looking at the wiki, rang the room.
“Follow me, bastard! Taking over a fucking company like this—”
“Aye! Aye!”
“Ahhhhh—!!”
“Uh, uh. Dad is here! Guys, Dad is here—”
Suddenly—the door opens and the room lights up with a click.
“Kyaaak! My child!!”
“This human. My wives told the kids to rest, but they woke me up and made me cry? Yes my child Take good care of your baby, not your eyes!”
『Anonymous Private Equity Fund, Promoting Acquisition of ‘Poo Wiki’, a non-profit organization! The reason is that?”
