Chapter 62 – The Elf I Want to Be in a Relationship With
No matter how you look at it, the woman’s condition is not serious. Doesn’t it look like something is broken beyond the unusual? I removed my hand from the woman’s shoulder and opened my mouth in confusion all winter long.
“If you are unable to speak normally-“
“Nghya!”
“…… Got it. Please don’t talk to me separately.”
How badly she had been bullied to the extent that her body trembled and climaxed just by talking to her. In a relationship that could not be accepted by common sense, I mustered up the courage to look at the elf.
“You.”
The elf, who had been idly chasing the butterfly and ignoring her, looked back at me. It gave me goosebumps to see her innocent eyes her as if she didn’t know anything of her.
“Yes? Are you saying that?”
“Okay. Tell me why this woman has become this way.”
“Even if you say so……. It’s something I don’t know much about.”
“Is it something you don’t know? Didn’t this woman sleep in the same room as you?”
“Your master is right. Is it something I don’t know?”
The twinkling red eyes showed no hostility at all. If someone who didn’t know the elf’s intentions had seen it, they would have understood it and moved on.
However, I knew all too well that the elves had ruined this woman.
‘If I’d known this would happen, I would have looked at the room with the monitoring object.’
Lately, it was a failure to be vigilant to behave calmly without causing an accident. I sighed low and looked at the woman.
“Ehehe…….”
Unfocused eyes stared into space, and saliva leaked from her gaping mouth.
As the head of the family, I couldn’t accept that the guest who had accepted into the mansion went crazy. It is said that a sense of responsibility and debt is whipping my conscience.
“I don’t know what happened last night.”
I said, glancing at the elf.
“It would be good to return it.”
I said it in a threatening tone, but this is a request to the last. I made a third party who has nothing to do with my problem into a madman, but I can’t just go over it.
So, he wanted the elf to forgive the woman. However, the elf did not seem to have the slightest intention of forgiving. Displeasure lingers in the elf’s hostility toward me.
“Master, you don’t know who this woman is.”
She said, “She will not stand by and pass on the wrongful punishment that has been done to others by saying she does not know.”
“I wasn’t embarrassed. It is an inevitable punishment.”
“Huh. You’re talking nonsense. And the subject of slavery is a long story. If I say no, I’ll just say yes…….”
I shut her mouth to stop talking. Because both of her elven eyes her were sharply narrowed.
“Master, you don’t trust me at all. Disappointed.”
How do I trust you Think about it backwards, you crazy bitch…… !
The words I wanted to refute reached the roof of my mouth, but I swallowed them back with a deep breath.
I’m sorry for the woman, but if I further irritated the elf here, the elf’s spell could spread throughout the mansion.
Because of the pudding incident, we have to be careful, but we can’t provoke the elf’s anger. Organizing my thoughts, I spoke as calmly as possible.
“Then let’s hear the story. What kind of person is this woman?”
“I’m a dreamer. I tried to interfere with the master’s dream.”
Is this woman a nightmare? Come to think of it, her complexion her was gorgeous. Lately, she had heard rumors that a dreamer wandered around her aristocratic family and stole valuable information from her.
But isn’t there any evidence? You could n’t blindly determine the woman’s identity her just by trusting the elf’s words her.
“It is absurd. As long as there is no clear physical evidence that this woman is a dreamer, it’s only natural that she can’t believe what you say.”
“Then I will show you. Sit down.”
“Yes…… !”
The woman immediately sat down at the elf’s words. It was like seeing a well-trained dog.
“Spread your wings.”
Space bends The air shimmered like a haze, and then a pair of skin-like wings spread out from behind the woman’s back her. These were real demon wings, not props.
“Master. Do you understand now?”
“Uh? Uh…”
I don’t know the full story of the incident, but she seemed to have been hit by a nightmare. I nodded her head bewildered, and the elf looked down at her woman and murmured.
“Wake up.”
The woman who quietly got up from her seat looked at the elf and hesitated. The elf looked at the woman pathetically, then gently pursed her lips.
It was so small that I couldn’t hear it, but the woman seemed to understand everything, and she suddenly jumped in panic and ran to the other side. Like a madman facing a monster.
Hehe……!”
For some reason, it feels pitiful to see people running out of the courtyard in fear. As I stared at the woman’s back with a strange sense of sympathy, the elf who came next to me quietly let out her words.
“Why is everyone not keeping their promises? It’s not difficult either.”
I couldn’t answer that easily. It may be paranoia, but the words the elf uttered sounded like they were targeting me, not the dreamer.
‘Let’s take action. Somehow….’
I put my hand her in her arms her and took out her witch’s business card without the elf’s knowledge her.
[Dogwol Guild Leader, Dremeth]
I was reluctant, but I had no choice but to pin my hopes on this witch.
*
After a while.
Deharm Mansion, drawing room.
“Mmm!”
Dremes placed a hand on his puffy cheek and smiled happily. The inside of the bowl was filled with chocolate from Balgeum.
Dremes, who saved the sweetness of the chocolate while munching, melts like chocolate. Her mushy complexion made it hard to believe that she was a witch with a temper.
“So delicious……. An aristocrat serving a witch with such expensive chocolate…… It makes no sense…….”
“It is natural to treat the guest I have invited.”
Theorard, seated on the other side of the table, denied himself the favor, but given that most nobles hate witches, Theorard’s kindness is quite special.
“Huh.”
Dre Meth, who narrowed her eyes softly, held onto the teacup lightly.
“It’s only natural for you. Other nobles treat us like traveling salesmen. Nobles with high noses really appreciate it when we speak casually.”
Whooping ─ Dre Meth, who drank even the black tea with her mouth her, happily put the teacup down. Then, wanting to say sorry, I looked at Theorard’s eyes.
“That……. Can I speak to you?”
“Do.”
“Isn’t it just saying that it’s only in front of you and then going to another store?”
“No, don’t worry.”
“Okay. Then, shall we hear why our handsome master called me?”
After hesitating for a moment, Theo Rad sighed and nodded her head.
“I have to have sex in two days, but I’m not confident. I called because I thought you would know a way to fill my confidence.”
“Yes? Is this your first time having sex?”
“Okay.”
Dremeth made a rare expression of bewilderment.
“Then what did you buy adult products from before? Didn’t you have a bout with your fiancé back then?”
“Not……! There was no way I would use such an unscrupulous thing on Essilie!”
“Then what……. Aha.”
A sinister smile crept across Dremeth’s lips.
“I thought you were naive, but you are a manly man too. You bought adult products to use on your sex slave? Usually nobles have one or two sex slaves in their mansions.”
“…… It is not wrong.”
“It’s not embarrassing, so there’s no need to be shy. But is this your first time having sex? You’ve never had sex with a sex slave before?”
Nod. Theorad shook his head, and Dremeth let out a hollow laugh. It was because I couldn’t understand why I had never had a relationship while buying a sex slave.
“Yeah what……. If it’s your first time having sex, it can be intimidating. Still wanting to fill your confidence……. It’s a difficult request. What size are you by any chance?”
“Size?”
“Don’t pretend. Even if you haven’t had sex, you probably haven’t masturbated. Or you’d wake up and see it rise between your crotches. Tell me how big the thing is when you have an erection.”
“No, that’s absurd…… !”
Theorard blushed and huffed at him, but Dremeth had no intention of retracting his opinion of him.
That’s also the case, because the other side wanted to get help with adult products first, but it would be difficult if you couldn’t answer such a simple question.
As Dremeth stared at him without saying anything, Theorard finally raised a white flag.
“…… Say what is average.”
“Average? About an inch is the average.”
Of course, this is a joke to make fun of Theorard. If it’s a span, it means the distance from the tip of the thumb to the tip of the little finger when the hand is spread wide.
In terms of the length of an adult male’s hand, it is approximately 20 cm long. If that were the average of men’s things, women would die of pain and pleasure.
In short, it is said that a length of about a span is a big deal regardless of the East and the West. Dremes lied to tease the naive Theorard, who didn’t know about it.
“It’s one span…….”
Theorard, who was measuring his length after spreading his hand his, suddenly smiled brightly.
“I seem to be average. That’s good.”
Dremes was dumbfounded.
“Yes? What did you just say……?”
“I said it seemed to be average.”
“Uh……? Are you really over a span in size?”
“I haven’t measured it closely, but it’s close to or over.”
What is this child?
‘Why do I have such a good thing when I don’t even use it?’
If you are usually good-looking, shouldn’t your things be small to balance the world? Why does he have it all Dremeth, who was muttering inwardly, leaned against the back of the chair as if his excitement had cooled him.
“Don’t worry, that’s enough confidence.”
“Yes? But didn’t you say it’s only average?”
“Right. But don’t worry, women are going crazy with that average. If you’re really worried, why don’t you buy a weak medicine?”
At the word feeble, Theorard had doubts.
“What kind of drug is that?”
“Yes? Don’t you know weak?”
“I know, but I haven’t heard exactly how it works.”
“Ah. What can it be To put it simply, you can say that the moment you drink the aphrodisiac, your libido goes up. It also relieves tension and makes the other person appear more attractive. It is often used in various games.”
“Relieve the tension…….”
Theorard strokes his chin and ponders. As a merchant who needed money, Dremes did not miss the response.
“Okay. And the ones that come out these days have almost no side effects, so they’re really neat. If you buy now, you can get a free gift for first-time customers only. Would you like to try it?”
“Are there any side effects?”
“Yes. I’ve had it a few times and it’s fine.”
“Then…… Can a man drink it?”
What kind of man is he suddenly? Dremeth, who had been somewhat dumbfounded, came to his senses belatedly.
“I know this is a rude question. Are you gay?”
Theorard cried out in disgust.
“What nonsense! Don’t even say that!”
“Oh no……. Then why are you asking if a man can drink?”
“Isn’t that obvious?”
Theorard clicked his tongue.
“It is for me to drink.”
Thanks to this, Dremeth suffered more confusion than before.
It is common sense that aphrodisiacs are usually eaten by women. Even the guy who wants to have a relationship with a sex slave, she buys aphrodisiac and feeds it to the sex slave, but she will eat it herself.
Dremes didn’t understand that he was saying things that would be insufficient even if the master-servant relationship was reversed, as if it were common sense.
“Yes, you…”
Dremes spoke sincerely and worriedly.
“Have you ever had a head injury?”
