Chapter 0 – Bought Elves as Sex Slaves? Are You Insane!?
“You bought elves as sex slaves? Are you insane!?”
Is that such a surprise? No fuss, oily resin. Ignore it and try to pour tea, but the merchant’s expression is not serious.
Weren’t you kidding me? At this point, the mood starts to fluctuate as well. What is it? What did the elf say?
“Hey… Just in case, you’re sure to be a young bitch, right?”
“Huh? Uh uh. If you’re young, you’re a young bitch.”
“How old are you?”
“I’m a little over two hundred and fifty years old now. Elves usually live a thousand years, so in terms of human age, I’m twenty-five…”
“What crazy!”
Jokes aren’t fun, but aren’t swearing too much? Feel sorry for people
“A two hundred and fifty-year-old elf?”
But the merchant didn’t seem to be surprised by my joke.
“Look. Wake up. If you haven’t taken it home yet, cancel the purchase now.”
“Cancellation? You’ve already been living in our house for ten days?”
“What a fool! You don’t know much about elves, but you don’t know too much!”
I don’t know why I don’t know Slender, pretty, and living a long time… Come to think of it, I don’t really know.
“Stop making a fuss and tell me why you are doing this. Why are you doing this?”
“Haha. I see. Let me explain it simply. Basically, elves are born with elemental affinity and magical insight.”
“That’s it, I know.”
“Now. Then think about it. What if an elf whose mana capacity is twice as high as that of a human just by simply living is over a hundred years old? Even the so-called wizards have reached a level so powerful that they can fold their numbers.”
“Uh… Really?”
“Why would I lie? Besides, if the elf you brought in is two hundred and fifty years old… It’s no exaggeration to say that he’s already reached the level of an archmage.”
When I heard it, I broke into a cold sweat.
“Then why were you captured as a slave? If you’ve reached the level of an archmage, there’s no way that an elf living in the great forest would be captured by slave hunters.”
“I didn’t get caught, I was caught.
“Catch me? Why?”
“I felt boredom in my daily life. I needed a new stimulus.”
“So you consider yourself a slave?”
“It could be an elf with a slightly perverted temper.”
So, the trader’s words were that a perverted elf had volunteered to become a slave as a hobby in order to escape the boredom of everyday life.
Does that make sense? It’s so absurd that it doesn’t feel realistic. I looked down at the black tea in the teacup as it cooled down, and a sudden thought raised my head.
“But doesn’t it matter? I have a slave stamp on it, so you can’t rebel against me no matter what.”
“It’s a relief that you’re not a merchant. If you’re smart like that, you’ll be disgraced within a year.”
“What is that again? Tell me so I can understand.”
“Ha. I see. Who do you think engraves the slave seal?”
“Isn’t that what the black magicians of the Devil’s World are…?”
Uh, wait a minute. No matter how crazy a black mage is, can’t he join the ranks of the arch mage?
“Do you think that an elf who has been using magic for two hundred and fifty years will not be able to remove the imprints given by the black magicians of the Demonic Realm, who live for at most a hundred years?”
“Then why the slave engraving…?”
“Didn’t I tell you earlier. I’m playing with you.”
My shoulders tremble. That the elven slave, who trembles whenever I get near him, is actually playing with me?
Nonsense.
Okay. It makes no sense.
That merchant must be talking nonsense to bully me.
With that thought in mind, I emptied the remaining black tea.
*
When I entered the mansion, an elf dressed like a mat was waiting for me with a togeza.
“Uh, welcome Lord, Master…”
Behavior out of the ordinary. The slurred tone still irritates the nerves.
Still, I didn’t get scolded. Maybe because of the merchant’s fuss, I felt like I had to be careful about something today.
“Eat first.”
“Yes, yes…”
After answering politely, the elf got up and left to prepare the meal.
After going back to my room, I washed my face and entered the restaurant. At the table, the dishes prepared by the elves were forming a delicacy.
On the other hand, the food for the elves is prepared under the table. It was not even as good as dog food, which was roughly mixed with leftover food waste from yesterday.
Having glanced at the elf once, I sat down in front of the table and picked up a spoon.
“Eat.”
As if waiting for my words, the elf lay flat on the floor and tried to eat dog food.
It’s the same behavior as usual, but something is awkward today. I raised my hand to restrain it, then grabbed the elf and raised it up.
“Today sit down at the table and eat.”
“Yes, yes…? No, no… An ungrateful piece of trash like me wouldn’t dare to humiliate the master… Please let the master dispose of the leftovers from yesterday’s meal at the master’s feet.. “
“It’s okay. Don’t scold me.”
“That, like that…”
The elf let out a strange groan and sat down in front of the table. Then, he began to chew on the food.
Aren’t you happy? After watching the scene for a while, I finished my meal without thinking.
“Wine.”
I was told to bring wine to eat after, so the elf stopped eating and got up and returned with wine.
The problem is that my feet staggered in the middle and I fell over.
“Oh…!”
With a single scream, a loud shout! My favorite wine bottle was smashed and stained the road reddish.
“Lord, Master, I’m going to die…!”
The elf prostrates himself with a bluish face. The familiar back of his head was trembling.
“I’ll gladly accept any punishment…! I’m sorry…!”
I was angry to the end, but I decided to watch it this time. I sighed and waved my hand.
“It’s done. I’ll clean it up, so you go back to your room.”
“Four…? Master…?”
“Didn’t you say it was okay?”
“But, but I must be punished…!”
“Don’t pout.”
When I cut off my words, the elf’s expression immediately turned cold.
It didn’t turn pale. It’s getting colder It was a subtle difference, but I could definitely tell.
“Today’s master is somehow… Kind…”
Words that were squeezed out. The elf left those words and went up to his room.
Targeting that moment, I activated the surveillance object I had installed in the elf’s room.
I installed it in case you didn’t know, but I’m going to use it this time.
Awesome-.
The sound of a door opening. Then the elf comes in and is seen sitting on the bed.
The elf stared straight ahead with empty eyes and smiled contemptuously.
“I can’t even do my part properly. You cheeky bastard. Should I kill you?”
Chills run down my spine at the most cynical voice. No way. Could it be that everything the merchant said was correct?
This elf was sold to me to enjoy being abused? The truth I witnessed is so absurd. I closed my mouth and sighed quietly.
“Should I find another owner…”
The mana rising from the elf’s hand gave off a sharp alert.
Fuck this! Embarrassed, I jumped up and rummaged through a nearby drawer.
I took out something I could catch, climbed the stairs, and opened the room with the elf.
“Eh…?”
The subject that had been chewing on me just now, the elf looked at me with innocent eyeballs.
“Lord, master… Why… You let me rest today…”
At first, I thought that trembling look was cute, but now it looks nothing but disgusting acting.
But if I show off, I’ll be killed by that elf. Now what do I do here? As I rolled the abacus in my head as much as I could, I confirmed that I had a dog collar in my hand. It was from a drawer.
“I’ve changed my mind.”
As calmly as possible. I let out my usual accent and threw the dog collar at the elf.
“Today is a naked walk. Bitch like a bug.”
“Ah, a naked walk…?”
The elf is astonished. No, I was acting out my surprise. The subtle smirk of the corner of his mouth was proof of that.
“Lord… Master, that’s all… Please forgive me…”
Crazy year. I opened my mouth, holding back the feeling of resentment.
“After the naked walk, let’s have sex torture time.”
In order for me to live, I have to train that crazy elf… No, I have to act as a trainer.
