Chapter 42 – Mesgaki and Penalties
I will fill my stomach with seasoned bean sprouts.
I thought what to do now, so I sat down and thought about what to do.
At first, I wanted to play another game, but I had only played Tekken for a while, so it was a bit brain-deaf to play more than this.
I just did mukbang… Now I had to find something new.
‘Content that I can collect money well… And give people fun?’
“Oooh!”
“Is it Nero?”
Suddenly, Nero jumped up and landed on top of my desk, startling me and nearly knocking me back.
Whether I was surprised or not, Nero began to cry and slowly fall into my arms.
“You want a hug?”
“Meow!”
He seemed to understand what I was saying, and he patted his head on my hand and acted cute.
It was so cute that I thought about what to do next while stroking Nero’s head without thinking.
-[Farming Yellowy]: I envy cats…
-[Tuuraara]: Is that a human?
-[Dkwl321] : I want Shota to stroke my hair…
“Uh huh, my cat isn’t a human.”
“Ungnangnang…!”
He stroked his hair and slowly scratched his chin with his finger.
While scratching Nero’s chuck, a certain content suddenly came to mind.
I mean, content that makes people want to collect money and also has fun with it.
“Guys, I just remembered the content.”
-[Busty Yang Eun-je]: Are you finally going to corn TV?
-[Livestock Yellowy]: Is it a body cam?
-[Queen Connie] : If you go to Corn TV, aren’t you a real chap?
“What kind of corn you crazy bitches!”
I raised my middle finger and stuck it out.
“Keuheum, it’s not like that, do you guys know that streamers are funny?”
Make the streamer laugh
Originally, the job of a streamer is a job that makes people laugh, but a different aspect came out in certain contents.
For example, it is a simple and simple content that viewers can laugh at by showing the streamer the content of Done or Cafe, such as making the streamer I just mentioned funny.
Conversely, streamers should bet on prize money to induce done so that viewers can participate well.
My mouth is already starting to flow at the content that is comfortable and makes money well just by thinking about it.
-[Dotwario]: Of course I know. Do you want to play the harp like Kosoon Yi-ryeon?
-[Suhee] : What the fuck are you saying when you don’t even have a prize money for us? If you open the magazine, we cry at the view magazine.
-[Cat Titto]: This kitten somehow endures biting her tongue in order not to give her a prize haha
Maybe because it was the content I suddenly said, I think there is no reason not to prepare products or prizes.
‘It’s a bit difficult for me to give money, but I can do other things.’
“Instead of the prize money, how about giving some kind of penalty?”
-[Livestock Yellowy]: Penalty?
-[Busty Yang Eun-jae]: We decide?
“Of course, wouldn’t the person who made me laugh decide? If it doesn’t matter to the broadcast, I’ll accept it all.”
To be honest, I didn’t mind getting most of the penalties as long as I didn’t stop broadcasting.
The money will remain until I spend it, but the dark history will be forgotten someday.
I put my hands on my waist with a confident expression and puffed out my chest.
“Hmm! Did you jump on it! Instead, when I smile, I have to show my teeth to be recognized.”
The chat window started to burn little by little, and the support started to increase little by little.
So, is this the start of a laugh?
[Teeling!]
[Dad looks like a man, sponsored 2,000 won.]
(Video of a woman having occasional seizures while eating expensive Korean beef)
“Um, uh! Aw! Purr…”
“Hmm? Isn’t this a little sick?”
If you keep watching the video, you probably have a disability, but if you laugh while watching this video, you might be suspicious of a psychopath.
-Lol
-That bastard is out.
– Haha!
Why the hell are you enjoying someone else’s painful part?
-[Busty Yang Eun-jae]: Ah… That person is… The main youtuber…
Is that a master piece? When I watched the video again because it was called Jujak, it was suspicious that I didn’t throw expensive meat every time I had a seizure, or that I was dangerously grilling meat alone.
I don’t laugh, but I almost laughed out loud because I was wrong.
I’m so speechless that I can’t speak.
[Teeling!]
[Livestock Yellowy sponsored 4,000 won.]
(Video of a female streamer playing gombo game with the cam turned on.)
“No… Just looking at it, it’s natural that ghosts appear at this time… Don’t they come out? So kyaaaaa!!!!”
Bang! Udangtang clang clang clang!!!!
It was a video that surprised me greatly because I was bluffing while playing a female streamer horror game.
“Kuhmm… This much is still relaxed.”
It wouldn’t be funny if it was just a scene where I was surprised while playing a horror game, but it was a little funny to fall backwards because I was so shocked.
It wasn’t the end of the fall, but there was a happening where the glass on the shelf was broken.
But I don’t laugh, I endure it.
I’ve seen how funny and absurd situations I usually are… Do you think I’d laugh at something like that?
-[Livestock Yellowy]: Huh, can you put up with this? Then I’ll bring more sharps.
-[Yang Eun-jae with big breasts]: You make me twerk or cosplay as a penalty.
-[Best Da Jae-hee] : Cosplay? It’s a bit keuty, I’m screaming too haha
-[Dkwl321] : I’m twerking~.
All of a sudden, the viewers just started to resolute each other, and already started to set penalties.
Twerking or cosplay… To be honest, they said they would do everything if there were no problems with the broadcast, so if you get caught, you might have to do something like that.
‘Fuck, I’ll put up with it unconditionally.’
No matter how dark it is, it’s okay, but if you make it too big, you won’t be able to sleep at night, so I will endure it unconditionally.
[Teeling!]
[Geoyu Yang Eun-je sponsored 3,200 won.]
(A video of a white-haired woman playing a game where she jumps and climbs a tower.)
Hmm? Where do you think you saw him?
Upon closer inspection, it was the streamer who had suggested joining the group the other day.
[Tuk…]
In the video, the character jumped and started falling into an endless abyss.
Her woman sighed as she dried her face with her bare hands as if she was tired of falling, and her viewers were making fun of her.
[Wait a minute… I think I’m going to have a kiss right now.]
[Titling! I’m angry? What should I do? Are you angry? What should I do?]
‘Is this a fatal blow?’
The white-haired woman clenched her fists and slammed her fists down on her cam, as if in a fit of rage, as the voice of a male voice, which I could hardly hear, was supported.
“Kheu… Puhu… Ah, I didn’t laugh… Puheu.”
The look right before the hit resembled the frog emoticon I knew, so I almost blew it out.
Fortunately, she didn’t laugh out loud because she squeezed her lips right before laughing, but she almost laughed.
Hehe… There’s a reason for everything in a large company.’
Seeing that, I felt like I could understand a little bit why big broadcasters make a lot of money.
-Lol
-Wow, you’re not laughing at this. It’s poisonous.
– Fuck, you were a fucking legend back then.
I don’t know because it’s been a while since I came to this world, but the viewers seem to have fun memories.
But looking at it now, it’s kind of funny.
“Oh, isn’t it? Haven’t I laughed yet?”
I didn’t actually smile and only the corners of my mouth went up, so it probably didn’t count, right?
“Kuhmm, it was very funny, but this is not enough.”
-[Busty Yang Eun-je] : Oh, is it?
“As long as you make me laugh, I will punish you as you say~? Poop, just have a laugh.”
I said, covering my mouth with my hand.
Naturally, the chat window started to burn and people started going crazy, as if my provocation worked well.
Maybe he’s working hard with the thought of making me laugh and embarrassing me as a penalty.
I held Nero in my arms and just watched the broadcast screen slowly and waited.
[Teeling!]
[Choi Da Jae-hee sponsored 10,000 won.]
(A meme of a woman with white hair dancing in a Teletubbie outfit)
‘Ten thousand won? No, you’re going to spend 10,000 won to send a video? If I split that 10,000 won and use it, I would be able to try it 3 times…’
I don’t know if I have a lot of money or if I’m an idiot who can’t distribute money, but I got the feeling that I bet everything on that video.
[Cozy and warm~ Round and round heart~.]
“Pu-huh… Hang on…!”
No, it would be less funny if they just danced to the song, but the problem is that they dance in strange yellow Teletubbie clothes and they are subtly cute, so it makes me laugh.
I just wave it around with my round hand.
“Puhahak!!! What is that…!”
Oh shit… I laughed at the end.
***
“Whoa, so what are you going to order?”
It’s because I’m confident that I won’t laugh enough, but now I’m afraid of the future and I’m starting to lose my strength.
-[Best Da Jae-hee] : Butler cosplay? And on that day, call the viewers “Master.”
“Cosplay?”
Maybe the day of carrying out that punishment is the day when the biggest dark history of my life is made?
