Chapter 32 – Mesgaki and the Cat
“Ah, thank you so much for your support, and thank you for watching.”
-[Busty Yang Eun-je]: Is this bastard holding on to Rungak?
-[Livestock Yellowy]: They say they eat my money and run away right away?
-[It hurts.] : You bastard, he ate his money and now he’s sitting holding each other to run away haha
In fact, I had no intention of running away or self-indulgent, but who the hell did the hot water players think of this first by watching whose broadcast?
“You don’t want to indulge yourself? Are you going to want a fucking collection?”
“Meow!”
No, I think it’s really stupid to do self-indulgence just because you made some money. No, they just hit you with money and give you a lot, so why are you self-indulgent?
If you have money, you don’t have to eat strange ramen. If you have money, you can buy nice clothes that don’t stretch around the neck. If you have money, you can live in a nice place.
Money, money, money.
Why are you trying to stop making money?
“Your wallets are still so thick, why am I?”
-[Busty Yang Eun-jae]: Eat the liver of a bastard flea.
-[Gregre] : No money.
-[Ujicha]: Now there is only Pnipni, Lehu…
“Oh, no money! If you guys come out after searching your wallet, it’s a van.”
-Blanket?
– What are you going to do?
-No way…
No way they catch people. Immediately, looking at the chat window that went up, I picked someone up and looked at their profile.
[Don’t bully me]
Nickname I really want to torment you.
Temporary ban 0 times, ban 0 times.
It was a very innocent ID. Good viewers who have not been banned or banned even once.
“You’re really clean… A virgin?”
-[Don’t bully me]: Why, why are you like that…
-[Livestock Yellowy]: No way…
-[Duuraara] : I saw this somewhere…
Of course you’ve seen it a lot.
Because this concept is a back alley bully concept.
Like bullies, I raise my hair with one hand and put Nero on my chest.
“Do you have 500 won?”
He raised one corner of his mouth and smiled like a villain. I make the most of my memories of being robbed of money by back alley bullies in the past.
The overwhelming fear I felt as a child and the psychological pressure coming from a small space.
Memories that were like nightmares descend into my body. I, Shin Jae-joon, am a backstreet bully from today.
-[Don’t bully me]: I have 500 won…
“Okay? Do you have 5,000 won?”
Viewers who seemed to already know what I was going to do started to hold back their words.
You’d better keep quiet. The moment it takes me once I’ve already gone crazy with money, I’ll pull it out until no more money comes out.
After glancing at the chatter that was going up more slowly than before, I put my elbows on the desk and rested my chin on my right side.
“Do you have 5,000 won?”
-[Don’t bully me] : Yes… Stop it.
“Okay? So, do you have 50,000 won?”
-[Don’t bully me]: …
I didn’t write anything down because I thought he would be taken away from me while he was there. Uh-huh, it doesn’t mean that I won’t break it just because I’m talking about it now.
With the other hand on his chin, he gently brushed Nero’s back and stroked his chin.
“Ah~.”
“How much are you going to pay? There is also 5,000 won, I’m not sure about 50,000 won, just give me as much as you want.”
-[Yang Eun-je with big breasts]: Wow… Is this the Moon Jae-yeon style tax evasion method?
-[Your brother looks like a man] : Wow, your conscience is broken.
-[Mungeumtong] : Seeing how disgustingly good you are at taking money, are you Iljin?
-Mi, I’m sorry… I’ll do my best.
-Wow… Something feels strange to me.
– I feel like I’ve seen something somewhere.
Why are these people suddenly doing this? If it was like usual, the cubs who would have put all the swear words are now suddenly docile and start to save words.
Viewers are people who do what they want to say behind the shield of anonymity, so why did they become calm?
“Give it quickly, come on.”
“Aww.”
“You ask for it quickly too, right?”
Even as I said that, I moved the mouse with my right hand and pointed the gun at my head so that I could ban it right away.
It’s not a permanent ban, but you can think of it as a warning shot to let viewers know it’s dangerous.
Viewers are waiting for the future to see how the person caught by me will behave.
Now, decide whether to pay quickly or leave.
[Teeling!]
[Don’t bully me sponsored 15,000 won.]
I have only this… Please save me one more time.
“Fifteen thousand won Arigato~! But a little short? But since I gave you the money, I’ll take a look at it.”
In fact, I was preparing a comment to get more if I paid less than 10,000 won, but fortunately it was an amount that would satisfy me to some extent, so I decided to take a look.
I moved the mouse pointer and clicked another place in order to protect the word that it would save me.
-[Moon Geumtong]: Wow, this bastard is fucking good at picking things up?
-[Levi Levi Tang Tang]: Maybe when you were in high school…
-[Song-i]: Hey, is it possible for Iljin to be so short?
“How the fuck am I.”
It could be a one-shot, why do you already think it’s not? Are you ignoring me for being short?
I was a little angry at the thought of ignoring me, but I couldn’t help it because it was a small thing.
I sat still and looked at the chat window, and soon I saw a chat that stood out.
-[Konyangi] : So how do we meet?
“Hmm? Uh, I just opened the door and it was in front of it?”
Hearing someone scratching at the door, he opened it slowly to check, and he raised his head there and licked his hand.
-[Livestock Yellowy]: Shit, this isn’t a cat-catcher, it’s just adopted haha
-[Nyangnyangi] : I choose the butler Nyan!
-[Black Sun] : But it was in front of the door, so you brought it in?
“No, I just tried to close the door and go in, but they forced me in?”
Actually, it’s hard for me to live on my own, but I had no intention of raising a cat.
I tried to kick him out, but he was unexpectedly so cute that he let me live in my room for a while.
Nero, perhaps because he was a little sleepy or because he was comfortable, was making a gurgling sound while holding a loaf of bread and slowly asking for sleep.
-[Favorite]: So, do you have churro at home?
“Chur? Those are cat treats, right?”
Nero, who was still in the bread-and-bread pose on the desk at the sound of Chure, quickly lifted his head and opened his eyes wide.
See how this guy immediately focused on the topic he was baking until now when he said he was talking about snacks?
Nero probably has a similar tendency to reveal money.
“Um, we met for the first time today, do you have chur at home?”
-[Lovers]: Wow, abuse… If the cat father comes, you’ll find yourself.
-[Livestock Yellowy]: They say they just met, isn’t it more strange if Churu is there?
-[Ujicha]: It’s not enough that you suddenly took over the house, so you eat snacks? Damn, isn’t that just thorns?
It’s a snack… Come to think of it, if I have Nero as a pet cat, I’ll have a lot to live for in the future.
Starting with food, snacks, and cat furniture, it was clear that it would basically break more than 100,000 won, so I had to think a little carefully.
“Ahhh…”
Yup.
Nero was slowly holding the loaf of bread pose, then licked my left hand right in front of me and acted cute.
No, how can I put up with this… In fact, if it were a cockroach, not a cat, I would have killed it right away and burned it with a gas burner, but the overwhelming cuteness keeps hitting my heart.
Well, I don’t have a family so I’m a bit lonely, so maybe a cat would be fine?
From long ago, I didn’t understand people raising pets that didn’t fit their lifestyle, but I thought it was rather irresponsible, but after actually experiencing it, I thought I could understand why.
I don’t know what will happen later, but won’t it be solved if I starve a little?
“Nyan!”
“Cute…”
-[Livestock Yellowy]: Cute.
“You said the cat was cute, right?”
I don’t know who the word “Cute” Is directed to, but I decided to put up with it a little.
I turned my head for a moment to check the current time, and it was not yet 9 o’clock.
‘Should I buy some feed and snacks for Nero?’
It wasn’t too late yet, so it was time for the pet store to close.
“I’ll turn off the broadcast for a moment.”
-Do you want to go back?
– Are you really running away?
-This bastard is already lazy because he sucked money?
“No! Nero I’m going to buy some snacks and feed, but I’m going to the night! Why!”
-Ah, then it’s King Jeong~.
-I apologized within 3 seconds, so please take a look at it.
Crazy boys.
[The broadcast has ended.]
After turning off the broadcast for a while, I also changed my clothes. It’s still summer, but it can be a bit chilly at night, so I wore a gym suit with a zipper over short sleeves.
Come to think of it, I need to take Nero with me to go to the supermarket, but what should I do?
It seemed that it would not be easy to carry the weight of Nero, which was quite heavy to just go in, so a little thought was needed.
***
[Broadcast has started.]
Prevention: The cat is the best seller.
-[Lover Yellowy]: Where is the cat going?
“Where are you going?”
I slowly unzipped my gym suit and showed my chest.
There, Nero was lying down as if he was comfortable, staring at his cell phone.
“Are you here?”