Chapter 426 – Yuna Choi’s Birthday (5)
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My name is Solo Kim.
He was born with a grandiose name to lead the way by writing the letters sol [率] And ro [路] To lead, but the reality is always a gutter.
He was just one of those normal hunters with nothing special.
‘A C-class is above average.’
It was a bad day when the weather was nice and the flowers were in full bloom.
Walking through the streets filled with kites who came here and there to see the flowers, I couldn’t help but feel bad.
I felt like my stomach was boiling when I saw the cockroach-like couples running around haha.
Awakeners are said to be popular with women.
My mother clearly said that they are preferred because they make good money and have an incomparably stronger body.
So he made all kinds of bloody efforts and finally became a C-class hunter, but the result did not change.
‘Ha.. Am I better than those bastards?’
Rumors spread in the community that if he entered the academy, he could live with women.
In terms of the sex ratio of awakened people, there are far more women than men, and it is okay for male awakened people to meet ordinary people, but female awakened people cannot meet ordinary people.
Aren’t ordinary people afraid of awakened women because there is a risk of rupture of the genitals during sexual intercourse?
Maybe that’s why it became an atmosphere that acknowledged that a male Awakener had multiple women.
That’s why he knew that a harem life would unfold if he only entered the academy.
As expected, there were fewer negative views on polygamy, perhaps because the number of men was absolutely insufficient.
In her school days, she promised herself that a new world would finally open up to herself who had nothing, but the reality was a gutter.
‘Fuck.. Because the handsome bastard ate all of them..’
What do you do when you have a lot of girls, you only like handsome bastards.
Even when dogs like dogs cheat on me, I can’t even get angry. Because honestly, I don’t have a choice.
As long as it looks good, two or three women wear it, but he doesn’t have one.
‘Fucking bitches..’
Check your face in the mirror. It was ugly, but was it that ugly?
Of course, not all women clung to men. Because women with high self-esteem don’t date anyone.
Of course, she thinks it’s better to live alone than cling to a man who drags several women around.
Or, I heard that there are Awoken who just marry ordinary people, and they live as a sexless couple, but only men are miserable.
At first, I live contentedly, but as time goes by, I heard that my mentality is destroyed.
Their strength is weak, their appearance changes as they get older, and it is an environment that men cannot endure.
‘Yeah fuck… I’m better than not being able to eat even if I’m next to you.’
Yeah, if you can’t meet a girl at the academy, shouldn’t you just meet a normal girl?
There just happened to be a woman who seemed fine over there.
“Hey, can you give me your number? I’m a Hunter…”
“What the fuck.. That looks like a dick.”
“Haha. Are you surprised?”
Because when I spoke to them, all the women reacted like this. Yes, I can admit that it is worth the price. But isn’t there such a thing as degree?
A hundred out of a hundred, why are all the reactions the same? Still have to be patient
“I’m actually old… “
“What? This kid. Hey, won’t you turn off?”
“… “
“Brother!.. That man..”
“Under. Did this kid turn? How dare you touch someone!”
A man who straightened his shoulders for doing some exercise and slapped me in the cheek.
‘Is this bastard crazy..’
Yes, I look weak on the outside, but I am an Awakener.
You must have hit yourself, but why do your hands hurt?
“Ho..Are you an awakened person..?”
“Brother..?”
“Hey. If they don’t turn off within 5 seconds, they both fall behind.”
“Yes yes! Hey! Follow me!”
“No brother! It doesn’t look very strong, but it’s just… “
“Mi..Don’t be crazy!!”
“5. 4. 3… “
A man who frightensly counts and drags a woman and disappears. Catching Gao in front of a woman.
I imagined smashing it, but since it was a crime, I had no choice but to endure it.
That I’m not a villain
“Ha.. Fucking couples.. I hope we all go through it.”
There was one reason why I came here with this feeling.
“Traditional Neapolitan pizza.”
Didn’t they say that there is a traditional pizza restaurant made by a certified chef in Naples around here?
Since the woman went across the water in this life, she was visiting restaurants with the idea that she should eat properly.
However, there was a cherry blossom festival held around here, so couples were swarming around.
‘Fuck… I feel bad…’
I hadn’t committed a crime yet, but I fantasized about running and breaking the man’s crotch.
It is said that it is around here, but where it is, maybe because there are a lot of people, my smartphone does not work well and I was annoyed.
‘Should I have come back after being repaired yesterday..’
He showed signs of being slightly damaged in the battle yesterday, but why is he doing this now? Boredom creeps in
As I was walking down the street, I felt like I was out of breath.
Because she saw a woman with a sharp cat face, bursting breasts, and elastic thighs.
She had seen a celebrity in person, and she felt like a celebrity would turn into a squid in front of that woman.
Perhaps because of her strong-looking impression, she felt herself shrinking involuntarily.
“It’s Minji. Is this right?”
“I said it was near here.”
And she’s a woman walking behind him.
‘Fuck… Is that a chest or a watermelon?’
A woman wearing two chunks of watermelon appeared and smiled benevolently. She looks like she can embrace anything.
Would it be right to call her an angel, or rather a succubus who bewitches men in terms of her appearance? The sight of two succubuses walking around shaking their huge breasts looked resentful even though they weren’t exposed.
How would you feel if you dated a woman like that?
I was going to try talking to him, but he’d get a fucking reaction again. I thought I’d have to be content with just watching, but a woman with bigger breasts walked this way.
“Can I ask for directions over there?”
“Yes.. Yes.. Eh..”
‘You’re not…A fucking idiot, can’t you speak properly?’
A hoarse voice came out, but the woman smiled rather softly.
Was there ever a woman who treated her with a smile like this?
‘Couldn’t it be that he doesn’t like me?’
Yeah, she said that sometimes there are women who have unusual tastes. Maybe spring will come to you too.
“I. Do you know where this store is?”
Saying so, she showed her cell phone. Is this her destiny?
She seemed to be heading to the pizza place she was going to.
“That… So that’s… It’s around here… That… “
“Whoops. Calm down.”
She was a woman with a gentle eye smile, and the scent that tickled her nose, perhaps because her distance had narrowed, kept her awake.
How soft are those breasts?
“Sister. I guess you don’t know that bastard?”
“It’s Minji. What is her way of talking! I apologize quickly.”
“Can’t you see the light in your eyes? Just look at it, you’re a naughty bastard. Oh really.. When will Kim Si-woo come?”
“I… That’s why…”
When the strong-looking woman behind her glared at her, she naturally lowered her head.
No, it’s true that I had a dirty imagination, but the bodies of the two of you are wrong!
“It’s Minji. Aren’t you going to apologize quickly?”
“Oh really. My older sister is so kind that I have to wear it. These guys should just be ignored.”
“What are you two doing?”
“Oh. Siwoo.”
“Kim Siwoo! You said you went to the bathroom, so why are you so late!”
“Kim Si-woo..?”
I turned my head at the unfamiliar man’s voice and saw a man who looked to be 180 cm tall.
A look that is not covered even when wearing sunglasses.
When the man appeared, the two clung to each other as if they had made a promise.
‘Fuck..Fuck, they’re all the same year..’
After all, women are all the same. These fucking bitches.
“Excuse me! Hey!!”
“Leave me Don’t even smile at a guy like that.”
He fled the spot as if he were running away.
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Leaving behind the feeling of sinking to the bottom, after walking around for a while, we arrived at our destination.
“Traditional Neapolitan Pizza House..!”
The shop came to taste the traditional pizza, but it was full of couples everywhere.
But it’s okay. After a bite of pizza, you’ll feel better.
It looks like there’s a lot of people waiting, but what can I do? Rather, this waiting time raises the anticipation of the pizza.
Maybe it’s because I’ve been around for a long time, but I suddenly want to go to the bathroom.
‘I’ve got a numbered ticket, so it’s okay, right?’
Thinking so, I headed to the men’s bathroom, and the door was locked to see if anyone was already using it.
I didn’t pay the charter, so why did I lock the door?
I was annoyed, but the moment I tried to endure it with the mindset of eating pizza.
A strange noise came from inside.
__Haugh.. Haugh.. Sum.. Haang..
If you are a normal person, you may not know it, but you are a hunter, and you can hear the subtle sounds clearly.
‘Right now.. Are they having sex in the fucking bathroom..?’
In an instant, unbearable anger began to flood in. I can’t do it no matter how hard I try.
Other chicks are having sex everywhere.
Yes, it would be tolerable if it were a different place, but this is a sacred traditional Neapolitan pizzeria.
I couldn’t forgive him for daring to disturb the sacred place.
‘Let’s see if I can do it in front of other fucking people, motherfuckers..’
Gathering mana in both fists, he must have thought that locking the door would be the end.
“Fuck!! All you bastards die!!!”
__Kwaaang!!!
__Kyaaaaa!!
__Muh.. What are you talking about?!
When I hit the door with my magical fist, there was an explosion with a roar.
I saw people coming. If you do this, I will reveal your ugliness through the broken walls.
“… ?”
A wall that only looks like gold, not broken like you thought it would be smashed to pieces.
Could it be that they have designed an anti-magic design?
Then hit me one more time and that’s it.
“Please stop it!”
“… ?”
I turned my head at the familiar voice, and there was the watermelon busty girl I saw earlier.
However, the atmosphere seemed unusual. Mana gathered in her fist.
“Huh…Hunter? Shi..Fuck.. So.. This is all.. Because of the fucking couple..”
“I will try to subdue the villain!”
‘Uh.. This isn’t what the fuck is..?’
