Chapter 122 – World’s Best Tits Showdown (2)
If you don’t have bread, eat cookies.
In the past, during the French Revolution.
This is said to have been said by Marie Antoinette, the wife and queen of King Louis XVI.
Isn’t this a representative saying that indicates that rich royal families and nobles enjoyed luxury and luxury, unlike the poor who had nothing to eat right away and had to boil weed porridge to eat?
This can be said to be the most representative perception held by the nobility at the time of the French Revolution.
-I heard you never actually said that?
-Really? Then why did such a thing come out?
-How can I do that? It’s not in the records.
According to the recent academic consensus, this statement is said to have very low truthfulness.
At the time of the revolution, it was said that it was propaganda to spread bad reviews about the royal family in order to bring down the royal family system.
-No matter what data I searched for, I could not find any record of Marie Antoinette saying such a thing.
-We just haven’t found the data yet, but we can’t rule out the possibility that it actually happened!
-Then, did General Yi Sun-sin fire the Qigongsin gun at Myeongnyang?
-Oh
No one knows whether he actually said that, or whether he actually thought that.
However, it is safe to say that those words at least capture the image of the royal family that the people thought of at the time.
And.
-Then what are the facts in her records about Marie Antoinette?
-Jjmerk?
-What is that, you idiot.
-Jjijji is bigger than the head…?
According to a rumor in academia.
No, according to history.
No, according to real ‘records’ and ‘history’.
-It’s so fucking big, it’s so big!
-Hey. The queen’s chichi is amazing.
They said it was really big.
I don’t know whose official record it is or what it is, but it is said that unlike the ‘bread cookie’ comment, there is real data on breast size and beauty.
How can a person’s chest grow to 109cm?
Not a man, but a woman, and a woman of not very tall stature in medieval Europe.
It is difficult for creatively created characters to have that size, so how big would they have been if they were recorded as being that big in actual history?
It is comparable to Zenith, and may even be bigger than that.
And I know a story about her.
-They say the queen made a cup out of her breast, and the cup was the size of a bowl. Brother, what do you think?
-Hey, how can a woman’s breasts be the size of a bowl?
-There is champagne that your brother is drinking right now. Do you know where that wide ‘coupe’ glass came from? Is that an image of the queen’s breasts?
-Is it? Well, then that would be it. If you don’t have milk, breastfeed. Cheers to the Queen.
I found out just by talking.
Although she wasn’t really interested in that, there were a few memorable events in her life.
-Oppa, this is breast pudding. How about it?
-It looks familiar. They sell this stuff on the internet? It’s not even Japan. How did this come about?
-I’ve made. It’s my heart. It’s a mess made with plaster and silicone.
…In many ways, it was a spectacular experience that others in life cannot easily experience.
Chi-chi pudding.
The texture of actual breasts was better than the texture of pudding, but I also saw cases where strawberry chocolate was hardened on the nipples to bring out the details.
A shocking experience that you will never experience twice in your life.
That experience will become a new source of inspiration that will open up my future.
I will use that experience to move forward into a new future.
A new world where no one can touch Rouge Permaten.
“So you’re going to hold the world’s best tit competition?”
“Yes, mother.”
As soon as Zenith heard my suggestion, he closed his eyes.
“By udder, do you mean a milk jug?”
“You seem to misunderstand me because I am speaking so explicitly, but the breasts I am talking about are women’s breasts. Chicchi. Breast. Red tube. Breast milk storage.”
“Stop. You don’t have to say that.”
Zenith waved his hand and shook his head.
I guess I was thinking of cows as udders, but unfortunately the milk I’m talking about is not cow’s milk, but human milk – breast milk.
“As I live, I hear all these milky sounds.”
“Isn’t it okay? Even if it sounds like milk, if it makes money.”
“It’s not okay at all. Why are you thinking only in sexual terms?”
“Because it makes money.”
Is there any other reason?
They all do it because it benefits them financially.
It seems like it would be a level of income that goes beyond the ordinary level, and is truly far-off.
“Let me ask you a question first. Why tits?”
“Considering the numerous businesses already established in Permaten, I think we need to take the lead in businesses that are differentiated from the existing market.”
“So, with that kind of idea, are you going to expand the milk cracking business?”
“Yes. It is for the endless glory and development of the Permaten territory. And it is not a milk-peeling business, but an udder business. Look at this.”
I took out a wine glass.
“How much wine can this glass hold? It’s alcohol only if you put it in a wide bowl and drink it.”
“Who drinks wine like beer?”
“There are times when you need that type of alcohol. And even if it’s not wine, you can put something other than wine in it. What I want to talk about is this ‘glass’.”
Most wine glasses today are narrow.
“I propose to transform this cup into a new form.”
“With udders?”
“Yes. In the shape of real udders.”
Zenith looked at me with an angry look on her face, but I think this is a new way to make money.
‘Isn’t this all a prerogative of the reincarnated person?’
Take the bombardment of modern knowledge.
“If you put plaster on a woman’s breast to make a mold, pour iron into the mold to make a model of the breast, then pour glass on top to make a glass, it becomes a new wine glass.”
I don’t know how to make smartphones, guns, Damascus steel, etc., But I know how to make modern things in a similar way in this era.
“If you think about it in a primitive way, all you have to do is spread the plaster on the chest and let it harden for a long time. All you have to do is attach a handle to the plaster and you’re done.”
“It will simply have meaning as a statue. But…”
“The mold is processed several times to create a breast-shaped cup. Right now, I am thinking of three processes of plaster, iron, and glass, but it will be much easier if I find other materials.”
Even if high-tech industries such as semiconductors are impossible, this kind of modern knowledge cheat is possible.
“We have already secured the material. Thanks to Sword Maiden Celica’s tip, we have succeeded in securing slime body fluid that can replace plaster.”
The material is like silicone, making it possible to create a breast model frame with elasticity that feels like touching a breast that has received the blessings of the God of Medicine.
“Honestly, I could just attach a handle to the bottom of that slime model and sell it right away as long as it’s durable.”
“It’s a good idea. Expanding a new business item based on the materials of the demonic beasts from the Infinite Labyrinth.”
“Right?”
“But why does it end up in milk?”
“Mother, the conversation never ends.”
“Even if the conversation doesn’t end, I still need to get your understanding. It’s such a wet situation.”
“Milk, milk, don’t keep saying that. There is no sin in milk. If there is a sin, it would be the fault of those who did not think of using milk to make a milk cup. And.”
I extended both index fingers toward Zenith’s chest.
“This idea came to me after seeing my mother’s breast milk storage.”
“…Are you crazy?”
“It’s true. If a mother’s breast were like a cup, how much breast milk could it store? This idea came to me while I was thinking about that.”
Eureka, or should I say Eureka.
“Breasts are the truth. And if they are big breasts, if they are beautiful breasts that anyone can see, they should not be hidden, but proudly displayed. In the form of breasts.”
“Okay. I’ll give in 100 times. No matter where the inspiration comes from, if it makes Fermaten stronger, that’s good. But…”
Janice pointed to a section of my business plan.
“You’re holding a competition with this?”
“Yes, it’s a competition. The purpose is great advertising.”
Those of you who say I am a udder throughout the country, come to Permaten.
“I plan to use all the pocket money I have and the money earned by the Knights.”
The total prize money is.
“10 million gold.”
“…How much?”
“10 million gold. Five hundred to the winner. “All the rest get less than that.”
Real money, 1 billion.
The money given to the winner is almost 500 million won.
“It’s too much money to not participate. Hehe. But it’s not like I’m going to show off my milk in front of people.”
“…What is the purpose of holding this competition?”
“First of all, I want to spread this type of cup widely.”
I placed two bowls in front of Zenith.
One is in the shape of a champagne glass, similar to an existing coupe glass.
And the other one is shaped like a bowl for makgeolli.
The fact that they both have the shape of a ‘chest’ remains unchanged.
“We, Fermaten, will expand our business in various directions in the future. In order to develop this Fermaten territory, we will create various business items.”
Why.
Usually, when you look at things like territory property, all the lords say that.
By making new products popular using modern cheats, they make a lot of money and use it as a territory development fund.
Just.
I just want to come up with a new business item that is slightly outside of existing common sense and make it happen.
“Mother.”
I picked up a cup made from a chest towards Zenith.
“For the winner, we would like to use her name as the name of this cup. And we will pay a portion of the price from the sale of the cup as royalties. In exchange for the name of her.”
For example.
“If my mother wins, this cup will be named Zenith Cup.”
Zenith Permaten.
He is one of the clear candidates for the championship.
