Chapter 14 – Orcs and 400 Madmen Day 3
My punches, which hit me straight without getting hit, and since I had never punched the shell of a barbed armadillo, I could be sure that this blow had gone straight. And as proof of that, the expression of this female knight who was getting better and better was proving him.
“Nice…Ha… !”
The plate armor that started cracking around the fist, even an ogre fired a blow that would make him whine that it hurts if he got hit, but it would be strange if he was fine. Even the fact that it was a full plate armor excluding the helmet gave me a more advantageous position.
I just hit the full plate armor with my fist, so why am I in so much pain and why am I so confident that I have an advantage?
Before making my claim, let me first provide evidence. During World War II, a soldier who rode an American M4 Sherman tank, an Allied force on the German western front, was riding the tank as usual, but suddenly the tank commander ordered all the drivers and anyone to open all the hatches.
Do you open the hatch knowing when the bullets are coming? An extremely dangerous situation. However, soon after opening the hatch, the question was resolved when an anti-tank mine planted by the Germans exploded right under the tank.
Originally, the powerful shock wave bursting out from below had to go around inside the closed tank with nowhere to escape and crush the body of the tank crew. .
Like this, the steel armor she wore to protect herself from her sharp claws and teeth, the shock wave generated from my fist was trapped inside her steel armor and couldn’t escape. It will be. The steel barrier she had built to protect herself had turned into a prison that gave only her pain to her teeth wearing the armor.
You won’t believe it? The tears of the victim who was hit by my fist right now are proof of that!
… Sorry, honestly, I didn’t know the exact reason, so I just pretended to know.
Honestly, do you just hit me so hard that it hurts?
Is it because I have an advantage over that? I didn’t know about it before, but seeing it up close now, this female knight is really pretty. She has silver hair, sapphire-like eyes, and a classic silver-haired beauty that reminds you of a snowy mountain with tea and tea! To the extent that all the heroines I saw in Hitomi looked like dried squid hanging on a clothesline on Ulleungdo!
Secretly from the female knight, she gently turned her fist and whispered in the poor female knight’s ear like the first snow falling softly on her.
“If you swear to be my toilet bowl, can you gently stroke the next one?”
“Laugh… Base… “
Bang-!
“Kohok!!”
The crack in her armor got bigger and bigger as I slammed the uppercut into her lower abdomen. If you keep going like this, you can see ‘costume damage during battle’ that can only be seen in erotic rpg games that can be completely broken!
“Now, would it be better to speak plainly? My fist is a fist without discrimination to realize gender equality in the 21st century! If you get caught, it’s your gender, it’s Nabal, and corn flies away? Even now, if I don’t kiss my humane Juji, I swear… “
“Haha..”
“You will see me as a human being like this!”
A humane orc recognized by Gandhi, that is me!
Bang-!
“Kahak… Card… “
When I hit the same spot where I just hit it again, I guess I reached my limit. I threw a rock centered on the place where my fist had been pierced. The plate armor shattered like thin ice.
“Ooh, look at those abs”
When I touched the tattered plate armor, it tore like some kind of chocolate tinfoil. When the bright 11-character abs and white belly like the hair color were revealed, the saliva went down.
“Hey, you’re very toxic too. Why are you getting hit like this while holding on to what could have been if you just let go of the sword?”
“Flaw… Under… “
He did not let go of his sword even though he was completely in a groggy state. That makes even me shudder. Perhaps now her body has become a super corpse sword, but the moment she releases this sword, she knows that she will face something bigger than defeat herself, and she is holding this sword only with her mental strength.
When I lifted my arms that had been pierced by the sword, my whole body was drained of strength, the two hands that held the sword never let go, even though they were drooping like meat hung in a butcher’s shop.
A female knight dangling weakly from being beaten several times, and an orc who was holding such a female knight up and down. It is a bizarre scene in which a third person can see that I am the bad guy.
“Actually, he’s a really bad guy.”
In the brain and conscience dominated by Juji, humanity has long since been impeached,
“I am… Never… Not break… “
“Yes, I understand. Would you like to lift your leg for a second?”
I have something to try.
-As expected, the captain…
-No matter how much you call yourself a warrior, in the end you’re a girl!
– It is impossible to beat the captain who is a male among males!
I tried to take off this sturdy plate armor covering the body of the female knight, leaving behind the rave reviews of the subordinates who were moved beyond admiration by my majestic figure…
“Yeah, but how do you take this off?”
My left hand is still pierced by the sword, so I tried to do something with just my right hand, but it doesn’t work very well. Even so, I felt a bit uneasy about pulling out this sword stuck in my left hand.
“Now, sir? Teacher? Wake up”
I didn’t just pass out, I tapped the cheek of the weak female knight and made him come to his senses.
“Eww…Eww… ?”
Through small, cherry-like lips, all I could say was something I couldn’t understand, but… You’ve gone this far, but you can’t believe you’re still not in love with me?
In an orc village, there is no female orc that won’t go away if you do this!
Of course, she sent her fist over there first before it went away.
Anyway, since she seems to have come to her senses, she calmly comforted the drunken man with the mind of a policeman telling him to come to his senses.
“From now on, Sensei, I will pull out this sword that is in my hand. The teacher didn’t let go, so I have no choice but to touch the teacher’s body without consent, is that okay?”
“Two!”
“Oh, even industry awards?!”
Didn’t people say that if you do what you want to do, it’s fun no matter what you do? A fresh wind comes out of nowhere.
“Hey hey hey! Stay still! Still! (I) hurt? Hurt? Are you hurt?”
The problem must have been that she came to her senses in a clumsy manner. As the body of the female warrior stiffened, the sword in her palm began to dangle up and down.
“Hey! Oh really!”
Do you shake her hands like they’ve been burned? When I felt like I was about to slip into something, the ugly and primitive desire that I could now see the naked body of this hot female knight, stemming from my sexual desire, flowed out as if I could no longer hide it.
Just looking at it now, I usually don’t smile to look dignified, but now anyone can see that I smile like a goblin.
-Sparkle-
Uh? It seems that something just shined,
“Suck!!”
Chew-!
“Please, I hit it with my left hand!”
The sword protruding from her palm shook my head to shake it off, and at the same time, this unscrupulous woman who came to her senses, pushed the weight of her body downward as if on a seesaw, and the sword split my grip.
“Oh really! You,”
Before I could finish my words, this time something flew into my left eye, and I bent my head back with my eyes closed tightly at the instinctive threat, and a sharp blow scratched my left eye.
I was told not to let the left hand know what the right hand was doing, but the left hand was suffering directly, and the right hand was taking off the female knight’s hair and sucking honey on its own, so perhaps it was a punishment from heaven, and various kinds of shit spread to the left arm, left hand, and left eye.
The stinger threw her head back so her eyeballs didn’t seem to be hurt but this looks like it will scar her face. The only thing I can trust is my face!
However, since I was scratched countless times by a bear’s claw as a child, I don’t care too much if a scar has increased now.
But if there’s anything I’m curious about, just her eccentricity, not a miracle, an eccentricity
Is he like that too? No matter what I did for tens of minutes, all I could do was groan and die without being able to resist. Why does this child suddenly come to life like a fish out of water?
At the very least, in this situation where the hair-loss Balrog bursts out more than the lightning, her left hand dangles and rides the Earl like a new recruit who has just transferred to the unit. However, as if telling me to come to my senses, I turned my gaze to my aching left hand, and anger rose to the top of my head.
“You have been considerate of me like a gentleman until now, are you considerate of me?!”
I can’t forgive you anymore!
“Hey! Dip it!”
It’s petty, but what can I do? I’m a villain anyway! The pitiful beautiful knight and the bloody orc, I’m a bad guy, but it’s not legal to argue with my men.
“Leader! Back! Back!”
“Back? What’s behind
– Hee-hee-eeing!!
“Fuck mom!”
I heard the sound of a horse neighing somewhere, I wondered what her subordinates up there were doing, so I looked away for a moment. I looked ahead and saw that she was riding a white horse that had arrived in front of her before she knew it, passing in front of me and going down the mountain as it was. .
Like a dragon released from the pond, I watched the guy go down the mountain leisurely, and, just in case, I signaled to the kids shooting slingshots from above not to hit him, and then shouted at the tail of a horse that only showed her butt.
“This is not the end! You, I will one day strip you and drag you around like a dog! So four years! Don’t act recklessly anywhere, because your body already belongs to this red bear!!”
The line, which seemed like something that would be spit out by a clichéd and scruffy guy, but was also extremely low-key, was really the ideal villain I dreamed of.
“Oh, but I don’t even know his name. I’ll do it by name.”
That’s why it seems like I’m ardently dashing alone. Reminded of my school days, I was dumbfounded, and one of my subordinates came and asked me.
“Captain, shall we go after that bitch?”
“Hmm? No. It doesn’t have to be.”
There are things I can’t follow anyway
“Something really bothers me”
The twinkle that happened in the lower abdomen for a very short time, what the hell was that?
