Chapter 800 – #167_Lovers’ Grand Assembly (5)
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1.
A sex shop in Jongno.
Located in the middle of a bustling street, a popular date spot for young couples, the store was huge.
An entire four-story building was filled with adult toys.
Sex shops were no longer the shady, hidden places in run-down buildings of the past.
With bright lighting and an atmosphere reminiscent of an Apple Store, it was a place that could easily be used as a unique date course.
However, if you were to ask if these sex shops, now out in the open, were equally open to everyone, the answer would be no.
In reality, most of the customers were couples.
Moreover, the mostly female staff would constantly approach customers, offering unwanted friendliness and eagerness.
Men who came to buy an onahole in the male masturbation device corner had to lower their heads like criminals; it was truly a haven for the “in-crowd.”
However, there were two men, A and B, who strolled through the sex shop without caring about the stares.
It was A and B, who had decided to quit being otaku and start exercising a few days ago at Kyobo Bookstore.
Just because they decided to quit being otaku didn’t mean they had to give up on buying a girlfriend.
They had boldly stepped into the sex shop to buy the newly released onahole, “Witch’s Temptation ver.3rd.”
“Are you looking for anything in particular?”
“Ah, yes, we’ve come to buy an onahole.”
“We heard there was stock of the limited edition onahole, is it still available?”
“O-oh, I see… The men’s section is on the third floor. Would you like me to guide you?”
“No, thank you. Hahaha.”
Just as the two, having shaken off the clingy staff, were about to step onto the stairs to head to the third floor, the entrance, already crowded with various display cases, suddenly became noisy.
The commotion, filled with exclamations of wonder, sighs, admiration, and praise, drew A and B’s attention to the entrance.
“Who are those women…?”
“Princesses and queens from a small country?”
They probably wouldn’t remember, but it was truly a fateful reunion.
A cold beauty with an icy expression, a fairy-like green-haired older sister, doll-like twins, and a queen exuding the aura of a sea queen.
The beauties who had changed the two men’s outlook on life at Kyobo Bookstore had entered a sex shop.
“Hey, hey, don’t joke around…”
And that wasn’t all.
There were two more companions.
A woman in a kimono and a super-busty older sister with slightly drooping eyes.
As the saying goes, birds of a feather flock together.
The beauty of their companions was also breathtaking.
“……”
“……”
A chilling silence fell over the store.
Even the “in-crowd,” who usually flaunted their couple power and deceived the “out-crowd,” held their breath.
Even the staff, who boasted a frightening level of sociability and friendliness, stopped in their tracks, unable to easily approach them.
“Okay~ shall we take a look around?”
As if the sudden attention was nothing new, the busty older sister casually grabbed a shopping basket, and the other beauties began to move as well.
“That can’t be.”
A felt a dark emotion seeping into his heart.
He couldn’t accept it.
When he had gone to get their numbers, he had heard they had boyfriends.
At that time, he had given up cheerfully, without feeling any jealousy.
But…
Now, tears of unknown origin were flowing.
“This is a sex shop…”
This was a sex shop.
Seeing them casually grab shopping baskets, their purpose was clearly shopping.
The muses who had given A new inspiration in life were shopping at a sex shop to look good for some unknown scoundrel.
His heart felt like it was being torn into a thousand pieces.
“Get a grip, A.”
At that moment, B’s cold rebuke struck his ear.
“What kind of weird thoughts are you having?”
“They’ve defiled it… Someone has defiled our ideal…”
“Don’t be mistaken.”
B didn’t offer any comfort to the pleading A.
A stared at him with wide eyes, as if he couldn’t believe it.
“Are you really okay with this?”
“Yes.”
B readily told A what he was thinking.
“Logically, there’s no way women as beautiful and pure as them would have boyfriends. Let alone visit a sex shop to do something for their boyfriends? That’s just impossible.”
B’s statement was clearly close to sophistry.
It was no different from a boy who hasn’t fully finished puberty thinking, “Ms. So-and-so probably doesn’t even poop,” while looking at a female singer he admires.
It was a delusion that ignored reality and only amplified the fantasy in his head… but.
“Is that so?”
The scene before his eyes instantly added credibility to B’s statement.
That scene was “beauty” itself, something that could not be considered human.
They seemed like they wouldn’t even need to use the bathroom, like they could live on dew, like they would never age or die, like they could use some great magic, and like they wouldn’t even meet a man…
A transcendent beauty that rationalized an unrealistic delusion.
After hearing it, B’s words sounded very convincing.
Why had he been so quick to jump to conclusions and feel sad?
“I showed an unlike me, B. They must just be here for sightseeing because they’re curious.”
“Of course. Even if they did come to buy something… That’s right. I’ve finally realized it completely.”
At that moment, A realized that B had come up with the same hypothesis as him.
Angels cannot meet humans.
Compared to their nobility and purity, any human would be ugly.
The solution to that was simple.
Angels should meet each other.
Thinking that, the small circle created by the six people in front of him looked like a forbidden garden.
“Could it be, yuri…”
“That’s right.”
A and B let out sighs at the great realization, as if they had encountered the truth of the world.
So, those beautiful angels would be doing the deed in bed…
“Kuh…!”
“Kieeeek!”
The men inside the store groaned in unison.
They, too, had gone through the same thought process as A and B and had reached the same point of imagination.
However, the beauty of the witches had a sublimity that blocked even the slightest lewd fantasy for those who were not used to it.
This caused a headache.
After a current, like an electric shock, passed through the hearts of men who were filled with lust and agony, peace returned.
It was the same deep, intense post-nut clarity as when they had done it three times in a row.
Clearly, when they had come here, they had been burning with lust, wanting to seduce their girlfriends and use all sorts of kinky things…
“Let’s go back.”
“Honey, shall we go?”
“Let’s come here next time.”
“Let’s break up. I’m tired of a relationship that’s just about the body.”
Now, nothing mattered.
They wanted to hold onto this feeling, as if they had returned to their pure, innocent boyhood.
“Shall we go back?”
“I suppose we should.”
A and B, who had planned to have a good time with their new onahole, were the same.
2.
Customers were leaving for some reason.
Odile, completely unaware of the reason, was engrossed in shopping.
“Wow…”
Odile had sensed something was off, but when she actually stepped into the store, she couldn’t help but gape.
It wasn’t as gloomy as she had expected.
Rather, it didn’t seem much different from a place that sold home appliances in a department store.
The items displayed on the first floor were not too lewd, more like general items rather than anything too maniacal.
Even so, adult toys were adult toys.
They were probably the most intuitive objects in the world in terms of imagining their purpose and use.
As such, an indescribable lewdness was bound to emanate from them.
Odile and Odette stood side by side in front of a display case filled with dildos.
“Sister, this is that, right?”
“Yeah, I think so.”
“It looks like a penis to anyone.”
“They’re colorful model penises.”
Their types and materials were also diverse.
Some had suction cups for attaching, some had handles, some were rubbery, and some were like clear glass.
“Were my expectations too high?”
“Yeah, it’s nothing special.”
However, she felt that her imagination was a bit lacking.
When she had first come to the mortal realm, she had seen ordinary women walking around half-naked, so she had thought the mortal realm was a very open place.
Therefore, she had expected there to be various devices that the witches of Gehenna could not imagine…
At least so far, it was too boring.
“And they’re too small.”
“Yeah, there’s nothing bigger than Master’s.”
The twins whispered to each other, giving their reviews.
At that moment, Luelle, who had been watching them closely from behind, interjected.
“Odile, Odette, look at this.”
In Luelle’s hand was a vibrator that had been unwrapped for demonstration purposes.
The end and sides were covered in soft protrusions, making it look somewhat grotesque.
“What’s that?”
“It looks so hideous.”
“This is quite an interesting item.”
-Bzzzz! Bzzzz! Bzzzz!
When Luelle turned on the switch, the vibrator began to wiggle with a loud noise that instantly drew attention.
“What, what, what!”
“Turn it off! Turn it off! Other people are looking!”
The twins, who had been pretending to be calm, were now blushing, trying to stop Luelle, as they were very conscious of other people’s gazes, as befitting the precious daughters of a count’s family.
They were worried that the loud noise would attract attention.
The twins, who usually ganged up on Luelle and tormented her every day, were now in trouble.
This made Luelle feel triumphant.
“Oh? Are you perhaps scared? Well, this is still too early for apprentice witches like you.”
“Have you, have you ever used it?”
“This much is nothing for me, wouldn’t you say?”
“You’re bragging again…”
Luelle, who had actually experienced a rather maniacal set of adult toys firsthand, puffed out her chest and made a bold statement.
While the triplets were being noisy, Amelia’s head was spinning.
The mortal realm was already a place that subtly stressed Amelia, who had sensitive senses.
Just standing on the street was enough to be overwhelmed by all sorts of stimuli.
But this place was beyond just stimuli.
It was as if the depraved cities of Sodom and Gomorrah from the Bible were like this, and the first floor alone was far beyond Amelia’s threshold for vicarious shame.
But…
Looking around, Odile, Odette, and Luelle, as well as Sharon, Linne, and Dorothy, were all looking at the products with their eyes wide open.
If Amelia were to go outside alone, she would fall behind in the competition.
“Hoo…”
After taking a deep breath, Amelia took the first step towards the second floor.
