Chapter 285 – #63_Interlude (7)
#283
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The kitchen, which the cooks had cleaned up, was in a mess as if a major earthquake had occurred.
Large chunks of cheese that look like they were eaten by rats roll around, and crushed oyster shells litter the floor.
“Because the contents are more than the recipe… Hmm… I think it would be better to cook it for another twenty minutes or so.”
Odile, who adjusted the recipe at will until the very end, glanced at his watch as he mentally gathered the junk and put it in the trash.
Odette, who had been squatting in front of an oven with red flames, stood up as well, striking the hem of her skirt.
“Cooking is fun.”
“Yeah, it felt like I was taking an alchemy class.”
“Yes, much more fun than alchemy! Alchemy explodes if the measurement is wrong, but cooking is not.”
The twins brought a chair in front of the oven and gently shook his legs as they watched the guinea fowl cook to a golden brown.
I was bored of waiting without doing anything, so I brought out the wine.
Twins sharing a glass with each other as an aperitif.
“Sister.”
“Why? Odette.”
“Hey. I have something to worry about.”
“What?”
“Sister Sharon.”
“Why is Sharon unnie?”
Tonight I heard from Galina’s maid that Sharon had regained her consciousness.
Sharon Evergreen, who has been taking care of her in the guest room of her mansion for some time now.
When she went out to her world, she was quite fond of her twin, and her twin didn’t hate Sharon like that.
She’s kind of fierce, she seems to have a taste for teasing things, and apart from that, she’s a very kind person that’s not like a witch.
The bored twins used to go to the house half worried and half curious, wondering, “Are you awake today?” At the end of the day.
If she woke up, she wanted to say hello and ask how her assistant was doing.
“What do you think of Sharon?”
“You are a pretty and kind witch. She played well with her assistant, who must have been bored.”
“Is not it? Her breasts are big too.”
“It’s so big. You are bigger than our master.”
Odette, who started rhyming with nonsensical words, got to the point.
“My assistant and Sharon unnie… I wondered if she might have become a lover.”
“Eh? What are you talking about all of a sudden?”
Odile’s eyes, which he thought would be casual chatter as usual, also became round like a lantern.
“It can’t be. When we asked Sharon herself, she said she was definitely a friend.”
“Yeah, she said she was taking care of her lodging instead of teaching her magic. But don’t you remember that time?”
“If I said then, how would I know? Please explain in more detail.”
“My assistant comforted Sharon by giving her a hug, and when I tried to interrupt her, she stopped being my sister.”
“… Ah!”
When Duke Tiphareth had a misunderstanding for some reason and attacked him.
Seeing the two hugging, Odile quietly moved away.
To be honest, it is true that I wanted to intervene, but it was because I had the mindset of ‘I am the person the assistant needs right now’.
Because he was the only person next to me who could be my friend, and I thought he was someone I could rely on.
However, after Sharon’s declaration of friendship, Odile firmly believed that the two would continue to be friends.
It can be said that the twins were too ignorant about love to fully understand the detailed and complicated infatuation between a man and a woman.
Odette was the first to question it.
The cause was none other than Pecha, one of Odette’s two exclusive ladies-in-waiting.
“Perhaps… Couldn’t we sleep together?”
“There’s nothing he can’t say! You saw that the room and bed were separate at that time!”
If you didn’t know it before, now you know what it means for a man and a woman to sleep.
At Odette’s bold and dizzying remark, Odile jumped up to her.
Odile, poked at a completely unexpected corner of her, shook her head as if she couldn’t do that.
“No! Sister! Calm down and listen. Did I ask Pecha? But they say that a man and a woman living together are not possible between friends.”
“What? Why?”
Odile’s fine eyebrows twist seriously.
In a way, she was angry and questioning, but Zira Odette’s words crawled in for no reason.
“Lets think. What do you think it would be like if your sister lived in the same room with her assistant every single day?”
“Are you perfectly fine?”
“No, not that. I mean, why do you think it would be good?”
“Why?”
Lumpy.
In Odile’s head, the wings of her imagination begin to unfold.
The assistant, who took off her clothes and wrapped only a towel around her waist, and Odile, who poured a lot of her bath salt into a large bathtub and enjoyed her bath.
For some reason, they are naked from the start of their imagination.
‘Odile, I will attend to your bath.’
‘Okay, if it’s my assistant, it’s fine if I thoroughly clean every nook and cranny of my body.’
Shi-woo politely bows her head and waits on her, and Odile giggles and jokes with her.
Siu, who was covering her soft skin with smooth soap bubbles, suddenly threw off the towel.
‘… Assistant, what are you doing now?’
‘I’m preparing to follow the order to thoroughly clean every nook and cranny.’
Siwoo is applying a lot of balm on an object that is not too big even in his imagination.
After that…
‘Joe, assistant… ! You don’t have to wash until there?’
‘It can’t be! I am Odile’s seed! Even an order smaller than dust can never be wasted! Stick that coveted ass out here right now!’
‘Yeah, as expected, Joe, assistant… A knack for putting people in trouble..Haha… !’
Two bodies overlapping each other.
Odile, who is changing even more neatly to the deepest part…
At the end of a hot act, it becomes dirty again with white bodily fluid….
“Sister?”
Odette tilted her head at the sight of Odile, her face turning red.
If you put a teapot on the top of your head, you can feel the heat from afar as if it will keep you warm for a long time.
“Ah, whatever! Then you’re saying that assistant-sama might have washed every nook and cranny of your sister!”
“What do you mean?”
Odile shook his head as if it was nothing.
It took time for useless imagination, but he seemed to know what Odette meant.
“… It’s plausible.”
Men and women, whose living spaces always overlap, can see each other’s naked bodies if they are not paying attention for a moment.
In addition, when you think of an officetel, you can cross the bed in five steps.
It was a laboratory full of risks of explosion due to the chemical reactions of all kinds of young men and women!
“Right?”
Odette clapped her hands as if her guess was correct in her sister’s agreement, and soon she realized that she was not happy about it, and her expression turned serious.
“This will require an in-depth discussion. If the cooking research society is disbanded today, I will go to my room and open the ‘Shin Siu Assistant Special Protection Countermeasure Headquarters’.”
“Okay? Then I will be the general manager!”
“You’ve been appointed president of the Culinary Research Society. This time, it’s my turn to be the president.”
“Why is your sister always the only representative of the best meetings? I’m the manager of the equestrian club, the oyster research club, and the tea party! My sister is a magic potion laboratory, an old book management office, and even this time, assistant chief of special protection measures? Isn’t that too much? Even I was the first to spot this danger!”
In fact, what kind of meeting and what kind of venue were the extensions of the role play of the twins, so they had no power, but Odette didn’t like it anyway.
Raising his twin wick, he questioned Odile as if arguing.
However, when it comes to sophistry, Odile is one level above Odette.
Odile, who was thinking of roasting Odette this time as usual, suddenly heard a strange sound in his ears.
– Pong!
“Yes?”
“Well?”
– Pong! Pogok! Pong!
The sound of firecrackers exploding in water and forming bubbles.
The twins, who had been looking around for the unfamiliar sound they had heard for the first time since birth, looked for the source of the sound and at the same time bowed down.
The oven warming the shins at the feet of the twins was the starting point.
A pitiful guinea fowl stuffed to the limit.
Moisture in oysters and miscellaneous food materials starts to expand, exploding steam through the gaps sealed with thread.
For some reason, it was like a guinea fowl’s screams heard in the nether world.
“Uh, what?”
“How much time do you have left for Odette?”
“Thank god! It’s just the right time to take it out!”
Odette hurriedly turned off the oven and waited for the sound to subside.
After the intermittent sound of the explosion subsides, carefully open the lid to check the result.
“…….”
“…….”
The guinea fowl dish, in which the twins’ ingenuity was fully displayed, managed to preserve its shape, but it was in a pretty terrible shape, and it was difficult to say that it was appetizing even if it was a lie.
The appearance of the oyster sticking to the floor crackling out from between the crotch, which must have been well sealed, seemed fitting the name of ‘a guinea fowl wrapped in an oyster of the Twisting Nether’.
In addition, the pieces of cheese and vegetables mixed in between add to the grotesque.
Maybe it’s comforting that the smell isn’t that bad?
“Then….”
“Then….”
The twins looked at each other at the same time and cast older sister first younger brother first.
“I’ll let you try it first.”
“I’ll let you try it first.”
It’s obvious, but it can’t be the footsteps of affectionate sisterly love.
Because I didn’t want to be the first experimenter of something under the guise of this dish.
“No, sister. Her sister suffered a lot. Later on, as the head of the special countermeasures headquarters, it will be difficult for her to carry on with the meeting, but she needs to take care of herself.”
“No, Odette. What a pain I must have been It goes without saying that the president of the Culinary Research Society is in charge of the most important first tasting.”
“No no, sister. As of today, I’ve decided to quit being the president of the Culinary Research Club. I realized all over again the futility of honor, which is only a façade. I’m also holding a press conference in my room tonight.”
“No no, Odette. Honor does not come from substance and authority. We call it honor because it deserves respect in and of itself.”
They are exchanging rumors that would prove fatal to each other if they deviated just a little bit.
I heard the kitchen door open.
– Tak Tak Tak
Footsteps echo in the kitchen.
The twins, who had stopped fighting and stiffened, let out a sigh of relief.
The person who appeared from the shadows was Lena, who fortunately cooperated in all of this.
“Lena!”
“You were surprised! Give me a knock! I thought it was Galina’s maid… “
Odile’s face turned black as he continued to speak.
Because there was a person I most didn’t want to run into.
“You got it right. Miss Odile.”
Even though she has passed her 60th birthday, Galina, the lady-in-waiting, boasts a virtuous figure and sharp eyes.
With Lena at the forefront, she showed her dexterity in closing the gap for her twin to escape.
“Sorry, sorry… I tried to hide it too… “
“He said he would make jam to take home, so he allowed me to use the mansion’s public facilities… Did Lena lie?”
“Sorry… Lady Galina… “
“I will ask you to take responsibility for this tomorrow. Go up first.”
“Yes…. I’m really sorry.”
Lena sent an apologetic look to Odile and Odette and ran upstairs.
The messy kitchen is reflected through Galina’s round glasses with her arms crossed.
Odile roughly organized it, but it was still chaos itself.
The twins’ shoulders trembled like an aspen tree.
“Then, shall we explain each one?”
“”Heeep!””
In the viper-like life, the twins hiccuped side by side.
