## Chapter 91 – Zombie Parade
I opened my eyes to find Cloudy sleeping in my arms.
Her face was so radiant, it reminded me that the draining session last night hadn’t been a dream. It was truly a time of energy drain. Compared to my gaunt face, hers was practically dripping with oil.
I felt like she’d sucked away about ten years of my life.
“Sis, I’m not a human dildo.”
I pushed her aside and covered her with the blanket. If I saw her naked body, I’d get another erection. Then she’d wake up like a ghost and cling to me for another round… Damn it, what a blissful hell! This was literally DeathSex! Doing it might kill me!
I got up and stepped onto the floor, feeling like I was floating. I thought I could fly home right now.
“Ugh!”
Lost in ridiculous thoughts, my legs wobbled, and I almost fell. With my lightened body, I went into the shower and washed myself.
—Shwaaa.
The cold water cleared my groggy mind. Living with Cloudy would definitely lead to an early death. I needed to seriously explore ways to enhance my stamina, or I might be found mummified next year.
When I came out of the shower, Cloudy was awake. She stared at my face, then blushed and pulled the blanket to her chest. What? Why was she suddenly shy?
“What’s wrong?”
“…I’m suddenly embarrassed about what I said yesterday.”
“Oh? Ah, you mean saying you love me? Hehe. You’re cute, Cloudy.”
“D-Don’t call me cute.”
Seeing her act like that after devouring me last night, my thing instantly perked up. Unable to suppress my sexual urges, I approached Cloudy.
“No, you’re too cute. And I love you too.”
“…”
Incredibly, I walked straight into the pit of death. But I couldn’t resist wanting to feel her inside me right away. I pulled back the blanket. Cloudy’s lower body was already wet.
I met eyes with her lewd-looking vulva. I immediately put the head of my penis to the entrance of her vagina and rubbed it. Every time I touched her clitoris, she let out a moan. Seeing her still embarrassed made me even more excited.
“Cloudy, kiss me.”
“…Okay.”
She hugged my neck and kissed me. At the same time, I touched her ear and inserted my penis inside. The warm sensation inside her vagina banished all other thoughts.
Entangled from the morning, we continued in the missionary position until we were both satisfied.
“Haa… Is it already noon?”
Cloudy had climaxed more than five times while I came twice. A limp Cloudy burrowed into the blanket. She had no energy left to move. This was a first.
“Katt, we decided to rest today, right? Let’s just sleep.”
She reached out her arms as if asking for a hug. I avoided her. I was starving, even if she wasn’t. I needed to eat something to replenish my stamina, having shaken my hips so much that all my fat had burned away.
“I’m hungry. Aren’t you hungry?”
“…I guess so.”
“Ah, stay here. I’ll go out and buy something.”
“Will you?”
I decided to go out and buy something to eat.
I could buy bread or sausages. Things had gotten better lately, so I could eat stuff like that. Back then, I used to eat rations for three meals a day and even snacks, so I was deeply moved.
I simply put on casual clothes, wore my sword belt, and put on my shoes. I wasn’t going hunting, just going to the local supermarket, so there was no need to wear armor. Of course, I had to bring my sword.
I left my main wallet with all my assets and put a spare wallet with about 5 silver in my pocket. Should I buy some daily necessities at the general store? Having a base meant I needed more things than I thought.
“I’ll be right back. Rest.”
“Okay. Ah, come closer for a second.”
“Huh?”
I approached her at her words.
“Stick out your cheek.”
“…”
Without a word, I stuck out my cheek, and she gave me a peck.
This is a bit embarrassing.
“Hehe, come back soon. I’m already… starting to get wet again.”
“Ah, damn it. The mood was good just now.”
“Should I wait while doing it myself?”
“…”
I immediately left Cloudy, who was wriggling and moaning, and trudged outside. ‘Wait while doing it myself’… Did she have that much energy left to masturbate even after all that? Her lust was terrifying.
The outside was a bit deserted. As the number of undead decreased, the festival atmosphere was fading. Come to think of it, it had been a long time since I’d been out alone like this. I was always with Cloudy, so being alone felt quite refreshing.
When she wasn’t around, I used to walk around alone like this every day.
Kim Katt, you’ve made it. Seeing how far I’ve come in about three years of living in this world, I must be a super-talented guy. After all, I have a 3rd-degree black belt in Taekwondo.
I was always a capable man.
In fact, I hadn’t done anything wrong so far. It was all the fault of my party members, not because I was weird. Copson, Elysee, Meria, Gibson… Meeting these good friends had put me back on track after falling into the abyss because of trolls. Cloudy was just my goddess.
“Hoo.”
Winia.
Winia, damn it. I didn’t want to think about her much. She was a woman who had carved out my heart in many ways… and at the same time, she was the first connection I had. Now that I had slept with her, that hateful feeling had half disappeared, so I couldn’t judge her.
I didn’t know what face to make if I saw her again.
Actually, I didn’t really want to see her again. Apart from the fact that her breasts were three or four times bigger than Cloudy’s, she wasn’t a very good woman.
Anyway, I walked towards the bakery. I would buy a large loaf of bread, go to the butcher shop to buy sausages, and finally buy some wine or beer. I would buy enough to eat until tomorrow morning.
Since I was taking a break anyway, I would borrow a book to read…
—Thud.
“Oh, what?”
Then someone shoulder-checked me and passed by.
“…”
Looking around, the road wasn’t that crowded. The thought that they deliberately hit me instead of just taking a step to the side made me instantly angry. A goddamn bitch shoulder-checking me and just walking by, this wasn’t even Korea!
“You son of a bitch, hey!”
I shouted at the culprit, who was walking away quickly. Not even apologizing, they must be a malicious serial killer who deliberately shoulder-checks people. I didn’t know for sure, but I assumed they were a killer just by looking at them.
“Hey! You!”
Looking at them, they were short. Boy? Girl? Whatever, I had them now. There was no way I could lose to such a kid. I would get my meal money from them today. How dare they hit me?
—Pabat!
“Huh?!”
When I approached, the guy turned around for a moment and started running away as if escaping. Looking at their face, they seemed to be a minor—
—A bad feeling flashed through my mind.
“Could it be!”
I quickly searched my pockets while running after them.
…My wallet.
It’s gone!
“Damn it! A pickpocket!”
The spare wallet with 5 silver had disappeared without a trace! They weren’t a killer, but a pickpocket! No wonder they were young, they were a thief!
Originally, poor kids didn’t do their jobs and lived by pickpocketing. I had been a victim many times in the past, so I recognized it right away. I started sprinting. They say you can get your nose cut off even with your eyes open in Seoul, and this was exactly like that!
“Hey, you fucking piece of shit! Won’t you stop?!”
I thought there was no way I could lose to a kid in a race… but they were faster than I thought. Even sprinting, I couldn’t catch up easily. After chasing them for a while, they turned around and stuck out their tongue at me.
—Bleeh.
“That little bugger!”
My eyes rolled back at the provocation, and I gathered all the potential in my body, jumping explosively and throwing a side kick.
“Magnum Kick!”
—Shwiik!
With this kick, that kid’s spine would definitely be folded in half. A kick with the power of a 3rd-degree black belt in Taekwondo was no joke. If you knew how many monsters had died from this ultimate kick, you wouldn’t be able to stand it without registering at a Taekwondo gym right away.
—Thud.
But they easily dodged my kick.
“What?!”
I didn’t expect them to dodge at all, so I lost my landing timing and rolled on the floor.
—U-dang-tang!
Just as I was about to hit the ground, our eyes met. I could vaguely see their hair and face through the hood. The pickpocket was a girl with short black hair. Could this bitch be a barbarian…?
“Oppa, are you an idiot?”
The guy said with a smirk.
“—!”
After rolling on the floor about twice, I stood up and the distance had widened again. Losing my mind with anger, I immediately stood up, drew my sword like a mad cow, roared, and chased after them.
“You fucking bitch! You’re dead!”
I felt omnipotent when I grabbed my sword. Stealing 5 silver was a capital offense by common sense. There was no need to take them to trial. They looked like a poor, young thief living in the slums, so no one would say anything even if I killed them with a summary judgment.
And their hair was black, so they were definitely a barbarian or a half-breed. Damn barbarian bastards! No one would care if one or two of those bastards disappeared.
“Holy Knights! A robber is chasing me!”
“What?”
Then the guy running in front shouted loudly. I sensed that I was screwed. Looking around, two Holy Knights were walking around on patrol. They looked at me.
“You man with the sword!”
“Stop!”
The Holy Knights rushed at me, speaking at the same time like two brothers in one. There was nothing a disabled person like me could do against those religious thugs. I couldn’t even make excuses because I had a sword in my hand.
“Subdue!”
“Let’s do it!”
—Kung!
Two heavily armed men instantly grabbed my body, twisted it, and slammed it into the ground. I felt an amazing sense of floating, and at the same time, a shock that felt like my back was breaking went through my whole body.
“Kuh…hak!”
No, what the fuck is this!
Looking, the pickpocket who had run far away was watching me.
I shouted urgently.
“Brothers! That guy is a pickpocket! That’s why I was chasing him! Please let me go! That guy is getting away!”
“Is that true?”
When everyone looked at the pickpocket, they turned around and started running again. The Holy Knights shouted something and told them to stop, but they had already disappeared far away.
“See! That guy is running away!”
I was going crazy. If I let them get away like this, I would lose 5 silver. I couldn’t forgive that even if I died and came back to life. I had to find them, even if I had to search the entire slum.
“Hey, give us a statement…!”
“That guy already ran away! Get the fuck out of the way, you fucking Holy Knights! What about my money?!”
When I shouted harshly, the Holy Knights didn’t know what to do and let me go.
I immediately started running again.
“Kraaaaa!”
After running for a while, I was able to catch up with the guy. He didn’t seem to get tired, running through the streets towards the slums. Knowing the way, I followed without hesitation.
“Heok…! Heok!”
But now my stamina was starting to run out. I could run for a long time, but it was too much to do explosive running like this continuously. If I hadn’t done it with Cloudy this morning…!
I calmed my bursting heart and ran slowly. I entered the East Gate area. It was the slum street where the black magician’s shop was. The alleys were already tangled like a maze, and it seemed like it would be difficult to find the pickpocket.
The guy disappeared into the inside of the alley.
“…Dare you try to get unconditional happiness?”
Some people work their asses off to earn money, but you’re trying to enjoy wealth and fame by pickpocketing?
“I won’t forgive you, you little bugger!”
Chewing on my anger again, I entered the streets of the slums.
