## Chapter 364 – Debt Collection
Since the only witnesses are me, Karin, and Mariel, no one will know if we keep our mouths shut.
Well, a woman who’s practically a pillar of the city, like the Guild Master, might find it shameful that she fought so disgracefully, throwing a tantrum. It’s understandable. I’m the kind of guy who can consider things like that.
Thinking that way is normal.
It’s already shameful enough to fight like that, but to show her half-naked body to a strange man? She’ll have no choice but to call the person in and interrogate them out of anxiety.
I understand.
Gentleman Kim Kat can be considerate of such a woman. Let’s keep our mouths shut, cherish that dreamlike scene in a corner of our hearts, and leave this place.
“Stop.”
“Huh?”
Just as I was thinking that and getting up, I was stopped.
“To be honest, I can never forgive you for seeing my, my half-naked body…”
She’s saying this with her face completely red and her head turned diagonally.
She’s trying to assert her authority with her arms crossed, but it’s already too late. To me, Ms. Liztina is just someone who fought with her lower half exposed.
“No, you couldn’t help it. I’ve already forgotten all about it. And there’s no one to tell. I plan to keep my mouth shut about that incident for the rest of my life.”
“I can’t believe you.”
“What are you talking about?”
“I can’t trust you!”
Suddenly, Ms. Liztina screamed and strode towards me.
Damn it, who else would I tell such a thing to!
It’s driving me crazy.
It’s embarrassing, but I don’t have many acquaintances in this other world.
And most of them are women, so it’s not something I can talk about. I’m not going to tell Copson that I saw the smooth vulva of the Martial Artist Guild Master, am I?
Most adventurers, whose lips are so loose they might as well have wings, would shout and advertise such a sight if they happened to see it. But not me.
This is a fundamental denial of my gentlemanly consideration. I’m trying to keep it a secret until the end, but if she keeps doing this, it’s like tearing out my heart.
“N-no! Even if I don’t have much credibility, I know my position, so…”
“Shut up! I’m the one who decides that!”
“Are you saying I’m that untrustworthy!”
“You’re stating the obvious! Anyway, I have to impose a reasonable punishment for this!”
What the hell is she talking about!
“What punishment are you talking about! What did I do! I just saw the Guild Master in that state! And I was only half-naked since the upper body was covered!”
“That’s the problem, you idiot! And don’t say it like that!”
“It’s not a problem because it was an accident! And it’s only half-naked, so it’s half okay!”
If I had seen a completely naked body, I wouldn’t be so upset.
It’s a 50% achievement rate.
Of course, the lower body is more important than the upper body, but it’s not a complete nude, and I only witnessed a hair-raising nude without hair, so this measure is excessive.
“Even if it’s half-naked, it’s the bottom half!”
“What’s wrong with the bottom half! Be proud of it!”
“Shut up!”
“Eek!”
Startled by her tremendous momentum, I immediately sat back down and raised my guard. I understand that she’s embarrassed and angry, but this is just unreasonable! These otherworlders are fierce!
I know it’s unfair, but I can’t argue with her, either in terms of force or social standing. I have no choice but to beg.
“T-then what should I do? You’re not thinking of tearing me a new one, are you… O-oh! No! I’ll do anything, so please spare me!!!!”
As I begged and bowed again, the scene suddenly fell silent.
“…”
Is she thinking about my punishment?
Finally, Liztina opened her mouth.
“Take off your clothes.”
“Excuse me?”
What did she say?
I thought I misheard, so I slowly raised my head to look at her face. Her face, still as red as lava, felt very contrasting with her sky-blue hair.
“You saw it… so I have to see it too.”
In that state, Liztina, who had lost her reason, started spouting nonsense.
“Wh-what?”
“Take off your pants right now if you don’t want to die!!”
“Aaaah!”
“Take them off! I said take them off!”
Liztina was trying to pounce on me and take off my clothes. This unbelievable thing! I screamed while desperately resisting!
“What are you taking off, you crazy pervert! Stop it!”
“I showed you, so you have to show me too!”
“What kind of bullshit logic is that, you crazy woman!! What are you looking at!! Get off! Get off! How dare you trample on my consideration! You’re the worst!”
This is something that only my lovely wives who will bear my children can see…! An item that can never be shown to strange women at will!
“This is sexual harassment! Stop it! You can stop now, Ms. Liztina!”
“I don’t care anymore, damn it! I have to see it! Because it’s fair!”
“Did this woman drink alcohol from noon! I’m going to tell Karin!”
Liztina, who was on top of me after I fell to the floor, was trying to take off my belt haphazardly. ㅡSnap! But the belt was torn off along with the leather.
Is this real!
What a grip!
“Ha? Do you think I’m afraid of Karin?”
“You got your ass kicked by Karin!”
“Who got their ass kicked, you bastard! I would have won if it wasn’t inside the gym!”
“Nonsense! You broke all your gauntlets! Our Karin is stronger than the Guild Master!”
“That’s because I was controlling my power so the building wouldn’t be severely damaged! I would have won if we fought properly! In the first place, if my clothes hadn’t been taken off…!”
“Our Karin’s clothes were all torn too!”
At the time, the match was Karin’s victory in terms of upper body exposure vs. lower body exposure, and unlike Karin, whose sword was intact, Liztina’s combat gauntlets were completely destroyed.
It’s a clear victory for Karin.
“No, but you.”
Liztina, who was speaking angrily, suddenly said with a question.
“You keep calling your Guild Master’s name as you please? What, is the Swordsman Guild a culture where they eat etiquette for breakfast because they resemble Karin? No, even if that’s the case, our Karin…?”
It’s not like I can’t call my son a son, so why can’t I call my wife’s name?
“Then I’ll call her as I please.”
“Why?”
“She’s my woman, so how else would I call her?”
“Excuse me? What did you just say?”
Her eyes widened as if surprised.
Actually, the only people I know are my women. Karin isn’t exactly revealing it either. But it seems like I can’t overcome this crisis without selling Karin’s name.
“I said she’s my woman. Thanks to the incident that the Guild Master caused last time… we’ve developed a slightly deeper relationship. Heh. I’m grateful for what happened then.”
“Huh?”
Ms. Liztina’s face was as if she was dumbfounded after hearing my words. At the same time, all the strength that was restraining me was gone. Then she started muttering something to herself, saying, “Huh, really? Huh, no.”
This is it.
Karin, who she thought was a fellow old maid, has gone far away, and she’s lost her mind. I lay there waiting for her to move on her own.
“Wh-what the hell.”
There was nothing but suspicion in her expression. She looked down at me, who was still under her, and said.
“Karin… with a man like this?”
“What’s wrong with me.”
“K-Karin dared to go before me? Ha, geez. Seriously. I can’t believe it!”
Finally, a light of anger settles in.
If I showed this scene to Karin, she would definitely hold her stomach and laugh, “Kyahahahaha!!” It’s a shame I can’t show it.
“Ha! But seeing that the man you caught is you, I can see Karin’s level!”
She was so dumbfounded that she even pointed at me and got angry. A reddened face. Is this what it’s like to be Karin’s rival?
Still, I can’t just let this pass.
How dare you insult Karin in front of me?
“What the fuck! I don’t care if you insult me, but you can’t insult my Karin! Apologize!”
“Wh-what did you say?”
“What kind of morality is it to slander a woman in front of a man! Even if you’re the Guild Master, this is against etiquette!”
“Ah, th-that’s right. I was a bit too much just now… No, that’s not it! Then what’s so great about you! And I can’t believe it! Karin has a man!”
I didn’t expect Karin to devour me like that either!
“I have good points too, you woman!”
“What’s so great about you, you barbarian!”
“B-barbarian! Guild Master, are you saying everything you want to say!”
“I haven’t said everything! You frivolous man!”
“Frivolouuuuuus!!!”
“Kyaa!”
I roared and got up.
Kim Kat is never frivolous.
Rather, he can be said to be a life-or-death kind of guy.
As I got up, Liztina quickly jumped off me and created distance. Such an insult…! I was so angry, but she’s not an opponent I can subdue with force.
Then.
“Alright, then watch, the… thing of this Heavenly Demon Kim Kat!”
“Thing…?”
“You told me to take off my pants! I’ll take them off now!”
“W-wait a minute! It’s embarrassing if you suddenly take them off!”
“What the hell are you talking about now after trying to take them off!”
The belt.
It’s already been torn off for a long time.
I put my hand on my fly. What? You showed me, so I have to see yours too? If that’s what it takes to be satisfied, then fine. If you want to see it that badly, I’ll show it to you.
There’s a tradition that if you show a ghost a penis, it will run away. Liztina has lived as an old maid for so long that she has become a ghost.
In accordance with the relevant laws, I will carry out the exorcism.
Because I’m Ghostbuster Kim Kat.
“Now, look!!!!!!”
“Wait!!! Stop!”
Instead of suppressing me, the flustered Liztina covered her eyes with both hands. Is it okay to take them off on her own initiative, but she can’t do it because she’s lost control?
She looks noticeably flustered.
ㅡIt doesn’t matter.
The deed is already done.
“I’m undressing, jaaaaaaaaat!!!!”
ㅡSlide!
I immediately pulled down my pants and underwear together.
Specifically, I pulled them down to my ankles. As a result, my erect thing was revealed to the world. It had been swollen to the point of bursting since she kept emphasizing the lower body nude.
I tried to hide it a little, but it doesn’t matter anymore.
“H-eek…!”
“If you’re going to cover your eyes, cover them properly.”
Liztina was only pretending to cover her eyes with her palms, and she was looking at everything with her fingers slightly apart.
A grown woman pretending to be innocent.
Her face is so red that you can see her reddened face even through her fingers. It seems that she has a strong sexual curiosity.
“T-the size is what…! Is it usually that big…? No, more than that, why is it standing up…?”
“Are you satisfied now! Martial Artist Guild Master!”
I scolded her as if rebuking her in her confused state.
“You tried to beat me up! You even insulted Karin! And you even tried to take off my pants by force! Are you satisfied because you saw my thing by force like that! This is not only trampling on and insulting my consideration, but it’s also sexual harassment!”
“…”
ㅡShake, shake.
I even shook my hips and declared proudly. There’s nothing to kneel down for. It’s not my fault. It’s all her own doing. On top of that, I even bounced my pelvis.
“H-hey, why are you shaking your waist…”
The sharp momentum from just now has disappeared, and her voice is barely audible.
She can’t even speak properly.
That’s when it happened.
ㅡKnock knock knock.
Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.
“What? Who is it? Is it Mariel?”
“Put on! Put on your clothes, quickly!!!”
“Clothes…? Heok! What the hell am I doing!”
Regaining my senses at Liztina’s shout as if scolding me, I immediately pulled up my pants.
“No, Guild Master. But it’s okay since the door is locked anyway…”
ㅡCrack!
Before I could finish speaking, I heard the sound of the door breaking from behind. When I turned around in surprise, Lisette was holding the broken doorknob and walking in casually.
“Sis? What the hell are you doing with the door locked again… Oh? Why are you here?”
When Lisette spoke, the room was filled with silence.
“What’s going on? What were you two doing?”
