## Chapter 349 – Kim Kat and the 40 Bandits
“We’ve come a long way, so get some rest today. See you the day after tomorrow. It was great meeting you today, Elise.”
I said my goodbyes after arriving in front of Elise’s lodgings.
“It was a pleasure for me as well. I am also glad to see that you, Seongdo-nim, haven’t changed. It is a good day.”
“I am the unchanging Kim Kat, after all.”
“Hehe, unchanging, you say?”
Elise responded with a small laugh at my nonsense. In truth, I had never even seen her make any expression other than a blank face or one of anger when we first met, so she had changed a lot.
“…Seongdo-nim. Do you perhaps have any other plans from now on?”
I was about to head back, but Elise hesitated and brought up the question. Did she have something to say?
“Plans? Not really.”
I don’t really have any plans.
Getting exploited when I get back… is just a part of daily life, so I can’t really call it a plan.
“Is that so? Then, together…”
Is she hungry or something?
“What? Hungry? Hehehe, just say the word. What do you want to eat?”
“…That is not it.”
Elise’s hesitation deepened.
“I need to prepare for the subjugation… but I do not know this city well, so I would like to ask you for a tour. Seongdo-nim. May I ask for your assistance?”
She was stammering, so it seemed like she needed help with something.
Well, she has a personality that makes it difficult for her to ask for favors.
Of course, I can help her.
But, help.
Help…
Elise is…
Asking me for help?
In that case.
“Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
I have to help her.
“S-Seongdo-nim!”
“I’ll give you a tour, jaaaaaaaat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“A, aaaaah! Why does it always turn out like this!!”
“Why, you ask? It’s only natural that I help you if you ask for help, Elise.”
“T-That… I see. I appreciate the sentiment, but is there a reason why shouting is necessary…?”
“Why do you think there wouldn’t be? This is only natural, Elise. Accept your fate. You can’t escape my shouting. This was decided from the moment you and I first met.”
“I cannot believe it. That this is my fate. Oh, Order God, please give me an answer.”
Of course, Aizermart will not give an answer.
Because he is the God of Order, not the God of Fate.
“Well, let’s go. I’ll give you a tour. My mood keeps fluctuating. Is it because I’m seeing you?”
“…T-Thank you.”
I had arrived at Elise’s lodgings, but I turned around and decided to look around places like general stores. In addition, it would be good to give Elise a detailed tour of this place.
I’ll probably be coming here for work often in the future.
It’s better to let her know in advance.
“More importantly, Elise. Has anything been clearly revealed about the heretics? For example, the reason why the Apostle of Ezath appeared last time, or the patterns we were tracking.”
I walked with Elise.
“Unfortunately, the Order has not been able to clearly determine the truth about the heretical incidents. In fact, the actions of the heretics are so far removed from reason that it is impossible to even guess their motives with normal human thinking. It is a very difficult problem.”
“Well… I guess that’s true.”
There is no way that a normal person could understand the thinking of crazy heretics who eat people. It is only natural that they are difficult to track.
“It is only natural that good people like us cannot think of such things. In fact, just thinking about it can contaminate a person.”
“That is correct. The moment you start thinking about them and understanding them, you will fall into the path of corruption.”
Elise continued frantically.
“That is why the Order always focuses on exterminating heretics. We must burn them to the root so that they cannot even have such evil thoughts, and erase the very concept itself.”
“That’s right. Human ideology is so weak, after all.”
There was imperialism that engulfed the world.
There was the Aryan supremacy that Hitler shouted.
There was the Red Army that tried to burn the world while shouting for equality.
It is clearly absurd and so heinous and evil that it is not even worth thinking about, but at the time, not only the intellectuals of the Western powers, but also the workers, fanatically supported and endorsed such ideologies.
If there are only a few demagogues and such an atmosphere, human ideology can be transformed in an instant. It is truly an easy miracle of heresy for humans to be reborn as demons.
However, there has never been a single example in history of humans becoming angels.
Humans are monsters after all.
“Exactly.”
Elise agreed with me.
“Heretics believe that only what they believe is right, and that only their god is the truth. There is no flexibility, consideration, respect, or morality to be found. And yet, it is truly bizarre that there are still heretics who shout for justice, peace, and love.”
Heretics are no different from imperialists.
I am a seeker who worships Fusion Confucianism, and as the representative of all the barbarian tribes who are discriminated against in this land, I have a duty to punish such evil people and seize their property.
“There are guys like that?”
“There are many. Recently, we received an official document stating that a fanatic who preaches teachings similar to the ideology of the Ingmity-Trachel, a creator god who was believed to have been exterminated during the Idol War, has been arrested. It is truly the end of the world. A creator god is an absurd story.”
I wandered around while taking an unexpected religious class.
Elise’s story is difficult, but to summarize, there are many evil people in this world who are not a sin to kill.
In other words, my wallets are lurking everywhere.
“This world is made up of fragments of countless gods. It is too illogical to say that a single god created it. It is impossible. Omnipotence is just an illusion. Those who believe in such things cannot be sane. That is actually the case.”
As expected, this is a different world where transcendent beings called gods exist, so religious ideologies are different from modern Earth in many ways.
Whatever the case, isn’t this a world swallowed up by polytheism?
“The end of the world… the end of the world! Elise! The world is still mired in misery!”
“That’s right! Despite the Order’s devoted service, the world is still extremely turbid!”
“Rampaging monsters! Heretics hiding underground, plotting to turn the world upside down! Rampant criminals and wrong ideas! Imperialism!!! Hitler!! And bandits!”
“They must all be judged!!!!! Punishment! Judgment! Retribution! A price!!!”
“I’ll kill them all and steal everything from them!!!! Even their souls!!!”
“And then paradise will come!!!!!”
ㅡKuaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!
ㅡSeongdo-nim!!! Divine!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ㅡFriend, Eliseeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
We bought the necessary supplies while spouting such nonsense and roaming the streets. After all, the only time I can legally cast Divine-Friend on Elise is when I bring up religious stories like this.
“This burning heart of justice…! It feels like a waste of time that the bandit subjugation is two days away! I can’t rest even for a single day!”
After letting Elise tour Isvant in such madness, the sun was already setting.
“Hold on, Elise…! Let that anger mature for two days! Refine it by constantly repeating it, and then explode at the right timing!”
“I understand! That is a good teaching! Then, Seongdo-nim! I will go in now!”
“Okay!”
I had gotten her all excited, so she would probably kick her blanket in embarrassment when she came to her senses later.
“Hehehe.”
I returned to the lodgings with such pleasant thoughts, and Winia and Claudie were waiting for me. Winia asked me what I had been doing, and I replied that I had met Elise.
“That nun?”
“I heard that some bandits appeared. It seemed like it would be profitable, so I jumped at the chance.”
I summarized the key points of the story I had heard from Elise today and told Winia. She nodded as she listened to the story.
“So you’re saying you went to meet another woman again? You wanna die, you blackie?”
“No, Winia-mama. What did you hear in my story? The bandit story is the key point.”
Don’t look at Elise like that.
“I’m just kidding. Well, I’m not worried about that nun. Blackie likes breasts, after all.”
“Damn it.”
“Anyway, you’ve found a job after a long time? Good job. I can’t not go when Blackie goes, since I’m his wife. I’ll follow you.”
“Then let’s go sign the contract tomorrow. And Claudie?”
I sat on a chair, rested my chin on my chest on the table, and called out to Claudie, who was looking at me with a gentle smile.
“Kat, you’re so diligent. Seeing you naturally chasing after blood even when I leave you alone, you’re a born warrior. Yeah. I’m proud of you.”
“What’s with those embarrassing compliments? So, are you going? It would be fun to cut off the heads of the bandits.”
“Of course it sounds fun, but, hmm. I want to see that witch person once.”
Then she whispered in my ear.
“Risha?”
“Yeah. I want to go and talk to her. So this time, go with Winia.”
“Well, if that’s the case…”
I was planning to go together sometime, but I can’t help it if she’s curious right now.
But then, it would be okay to go see her tomorrow and kill bandits together.
Anyway, after finishing the story, I ended the day as usual. The next day, I went to the guild with Winia and signed a bandit subjugation contract.
Winia’s wage was also 30 coppers.
They said they couldn’t give more than that even to a mage because of the budget.
“It’s funny, really. To use a mage for a wage of 30 coppers. Even when I first started doing mage work, it wasn’t that low.”
“I know, right? What a fucking bastard. That’s why he gets robbed. Well, the main thing about this job isn’t that, but the bandits’ spoils.”
Winia cursed, but she seemed happy somehow.
“I know. But it’s been a while since it’s just the two of us, Blackie?”
“It has. Is there anything you want? I’ll buy you everything while we’re out.”
“Aww, our Blackie is so kind? Saying things like that.”
“I can do anything for you.”
“Oh my god. Then, should I monopolize Blackie today?”
Winia, who had her arms around my chest, said happily. Seeing her smiling brightly makes my heart flutter.
“Damn it, there are four women, so there won’t be many opportunities like this anymore. Won’t it increase even more later and we’ll have to take turns playing with Blackie? Blackie, I don’t think I can handle that future.”
“I don’t think I can either. But I have to do it if Claudie tells me to.”
“Ugh. Anyway, I’m monopolizing Blackie today.”
“Yes, yes.”
On this day, instead of resting and checking my stamina, I was dragged around by Winia all day and didn’t get back until night.
What a shopping addict.
I returned with a mountain of luggage, as if I had been to E-Mart.
* * *
The next day, at dawn.
Winia and I woke up early and prepared for the expedition. It seems like it will take a few days. I steeled my heart and vowed to slaughter all the bandits, and said goodbye to Claudie.
“Kat, have a good trip. I’m looking forward to the story?”
“Mama… I don’t want to go…”
“Hehehe, are you acting spoiled? Standing up so much. Do you not want to be separated from Mama that much?”
Claudie naturally unbuckled my belt, sat me on the bed, knelt down, and sucked on my fully erect member. I gained the strength to live through the day from the sudden and affectionate fellatio.
“Hey, you. Blackie. You already drained him again. My sister is too maternal, that’s the problem. You shouldn’t do everything they ask you to do.”
“Winia… Keuek…! Come closer…!”
“Tsk tsk.”
Winia clicked her tongue and came closer, loosened her front and exposed her breasts, and sat next to me. I put my arms around Winia’s body next to me, fondled her breasts, and kissed her.
In the end, I, Kim Kat, who had received a lot of love before going to work, fully charged my energy as a Heavenly Demon and stood on the ground.
Love Heavenly Demon Kim Kat will personally educate the evil forces about God’s love today.
“Then I’ll be back.”
With that, I went outside with Winia and headed to the Adventurer’s Guild. My spirit is honed to the limit and my senses are sharpened. My condition is optimal right now.
“Blackie. Are those the guys over there?”
“I guess so.”
When we arrived in front of the guild, we saw the merchant, who was the employer, and some adventurers forming a group. Counting them, there were exactly nine. Haven’t they all arrived yet?
I looked for Elise and saw her walking over there.
“Seongdo-nim. The morning of justice has dawned.”
“Yes. This is a holy war. Did you sleep well, Elise?”
“Yes. Did you sleep well too, Seongdo-nim?”
“Of course.”
I wanted to shout Divine Friend reflexively, but I couldn’t because I was aware of Winia’s presence. After the greetings, Winia also greeted Elise.
“It’s the nun who’s Blackie’s friend. Long time no see.”
“Nice to meet you, Winia-nim. How have you been?”
“Well, I think I’ve been doing well. Anyway, please take care of me today.”
With this, Kim Kat, Winia, and Elise gathered. No matter what happens, the three of us will stick together and act in cooperation.
The sun hasn’t risen yet.
I went to the merchant and told him that we had arrived.
“We will depart as soon as the sun rises! The wages will be paid as contracted! I hope you will follow my instructions!”
It seems like a few people haven’t arrived, but if they don’t come, the contract is automatically canceled. The merchant didn’t bother to mention it.
Finally, the sun rose.
“Let’s go!!!”
Thus, we began our journey to slaughter the bandits.
“Ah.”
A spring breeze blew from somewhere.
“It’s a good breeze.”
The blowing wind tickled my cheeks and heart. A vibrant spring. A spring full of love. It was now coming to an end, and the seasons were circulating.
How many bandits can I kill?
ㅡDoki Doki,
I was looking forward to it for no reason.
It was truly a heart-pounding morning.
“Seongdo-nim…! An irresistible impulse seems to be bursting out of me already…!”
“Me too…!”
