## Chapter 245 – The Beach Butcher
The next day.
“Let’s go!”
“Kyaa!”
Cloudy and Winia, with tension soaring to the heavens, jumped while raising their hands. I, too, grabbed both ears and screamed in delight.
I just armed myself as usual and packed clothes in my backpack, but they were already in a vacation mood, wearing light outfits that exposed their upper chests and waists, which they had bought yesterday. Cloudy’s legs in hot pants looked incredibly alluring.
Winia maintained her identity with a large straw hat instead of a pointy hat, while also achieving a perfect coordination.
She knows what’s up.
I tried to buy an Aloha shirt, but there was nowhere to sell them.
Son of a bitch.
There happened to be an uptown carriage going to the port city of Rylant, so I grabbed one from the morning. To create a travel atmosphere, I chose one that looked decent for transportation, not a luggage carriage or anything like that.
“1 silver and 20 coppers!”
“Damn it… here you go.”
It’s expensive.
“We’ll depart following the merchant group’s departure!”
I was satisfied with the ride, as it was quite comfortable.
I like that it has windows. When I opened the window and looked outside, there was quite a large procession waiting. Merchant carriages and professional escorts hired for them. And adventurers and people following behind, along with carriages.
Peddlers and day laborers were also visible.
Originally, there was a lot of traffic coming and going from the port, so uptown carriages seemed to run frequently at short intervals. I wouldn’t know since I hadn’t paid attention to it. Where logistics move, labor is needed. Most of the people who followed were probably such workers.
Those bastards should think about making a living with their swords.
This world has structural flaws, so you can’t earn money through honest labor.
“Ugh, the floor is so soft?”
“Sis, can you put this staff next to me?”
“Yeah.”
We had a serious discussion about the upcoming appearance of the sea. As we were doing that, the carriage finally started moving. The two women erupted in cheers, and I also shouted “hurray” three times.
The atmosphere made it feel like we would arrive at Haeundae or something in just three hours, but surprisingly, it would take five days.
But we decided not to mention that part.
Because we wanted to enjoy this feeling right now.
“Ugh…”
Not even three days passed before we all became like zombies.
Save me.
This is why I hate holidays… Father. 12 hours was nothing.
When we finally reached the fifth day, I felt a transcendent sense of liberation as if I had returned to Earth. White buildings and the beach began to appear in the distance.
The gentle sea breeze.
Winia and Cloudy, who had been sprawled out on a blanket, jumped up like people who had risen from the dead and stuck their heads out the window, bursting with joy.
“Katt! The sea! It’s the sea! How can there be so much water…!”
“The sea! Darkie, it’s the sea!”
“Hehehe, you cute things. Yes, that is the sea.”
As expected of a port, it was a sophisticated city with an overall white color scheme. Seagull-like strange birds were flying around, and the sound of waves could be heard. The beach was said to be a little further away from here.
Getting there will be a task.
As I was leisurely admiring the scenery outside the window and enjoying the sight of their backs, the carriage stopped. “We have arrived!” the coachman shouted, so I gathered all the luggage and got off. The backpack, which had become huge, contained everyone’s luggage, so it was quite heavy, but I carried it.
It’s the rule for a macho to carry this kind of thing.
“The breeze feels good.”
“Ugh… it’s so refreshing.”
Winia and Cloudy, who had stepped onto the ground, stretched. They were tired, but the cool breeze made them feel good and cleared their minds.
“Winia. Which way is the beach?”
“Wait, let me see the map.”
Winia received the map and looked at it for a moment.
“We can just walk straight that way. But it looks like it’ll take a while. We have to go quickly. Let’s go! Darkie! Walk faster!”
Can’t you see my backpack?
“Let’s go slowly. We have plenty of time.”
“Sis, hurry!”
The two, united in purpose, started walking quickly. They both seemed very excited. What can I do when they like it so much? I also matched their speed and walked.
—Caw caw.
—Caw caw.
White strange birds that occupied the sky landed on streetlights and building roofs as if to welcome us, and began to sing bizarre songs.
Winia giggled and waved at them.
Overall, the atmosphere is very good. The floor was paved with white stones, making it look very clean, and here and there, men dressed as sailors or navy personnel were moving around with piles of rope or oak barrels.
“This is the sea of this world.”
I felt pretty good.
I’m touring this world for the first time. I diligently looked around to the left and right and followed behind them. Uniquely, there were many people riding white, large birds here. Are they domesticated subspecies of Cockatrice?
The men were mostly machos wearing black and white striped tank tops, and the women were also in open outfits typical of sea people.
After walking for a while, we were able to reach the beach that Winia had mentioned.
“Darkie! Here! Sis! That’s it, that’s it!”
“Hmph…”
White sandy beach and clean-looking seawater.
The waves made a good sound. The temperature is… a little high? That’s why the breeze feels so good. There were already guests on the beach. They were also swimming in the water or playing by splashing water.
Even the kids are building sandcastles.
This is the same as Earth.
Cloudy stared at the scene intently.
“Katt. I want to go into the water quickly.”
“You have to buy a swimsuit to go in, sis. And we have to get a place to stay too.”
“Swimsuit?”
“Look. They’re all wearing things like underwear, right? It’s clothes to wear when you go into the water.”
“It wasn’t just underwear?”
“You’re saying something that would be a big deal. It’s a difference in culture after all.”
Cloudy seemed to think of bikinis as simple underwear. Actually, there’s no difference between the two except for the material. Winia walked with her chest proudly shaking. We have to find a boarding house.
“I think we can go this way.”
Winia, who skillfully found the way, finally arrived at a place where boarding houses were gathered. It’s a bit high up. After carefully examining the buildings, she grabbed my and Cloudy’s hands and went into the place next to her.
“Oh my, hello?”
When we went inside, a beautiful landlady with an impressive mole on her eye greeted us. Winia went and had a conversation, and soon booked a room.
“Darkie, 2nd floor. The room at the end. Go put your luggage down and come down.”
I received the key and went up to the 2nd floor.
The room wasn’t that big, but it had a view of the sea from the window, so it had its own charm. There was no shower room or toilet. There was only a public toilet on the 1st floor and a shower room a little further away.
Yeah, this is what a boarding house is.
I put down my luggage, changed into comfortable clothes, and came outside.
“Why are you coming out so late, Darkie. I thought I was going to get indigestion waiting.”
“You’re just too impatient. More than that, now…”
“We have to go buy swimsuits. They said it’s up there when I asked.”
“Oh, okay.”
We were being dragged by Winia, who was completely high-tensioned.
“Hehehe, Winia’s excited?”
“Sis, you’re super excited too. Here, it’s over there.”
“What is it? It’s well done, isn’t it?”
Swimsuit store… is this commercial district targeting tourists? It’s a bit much to call it a store, but this store was quite well decorated. Some people were going in and out.
The women coming out were already wearing bikinis.
Cloudy stared at it and said.
“Katt.”
“Hmm?”
“You like revealing clothes, right?”
H, how much!
Lewd…!
“O, of course!”
“Hehe. I’ll wear something that Katt will like. Uh-huh, something revealing.”
“Thank you! I love you! Cloudy!”
“I love you too.”
“Me too!”
I was about to burst into flames!
As I was rejoicing, Winia grumbled and said.
“Ah, damn it, this perverted bastard… I’m a little hesitant to wear something too revealing.”
She must be worried about her chest.
Well, in many ways, that part attracts a lot of attention.
“It’s okay, Winia. You’re pretty no matter what you wear.”
No matter what Winia wears, her chest is already mine. I can touch it as I please, so what does the packaging matter?
“You’re talking shit again.”
“And if there are any bastards who hit on you, I’ll kill them all, so don’t worry.”
“…It’s not convincing at all when a loser like Darkie says that.”
“Damn it.”
“Still, I appreciate the thought. Our Darkie is commendable. Put your head here.”
I put my head down and she stroked it.
Anyway, we went inside the store.
As soon as we entered, we were greeted by Aloha-style male and female employees. Winia, who seemed a little unfamiliar, took Cloudy’s hand and toured the store familiarly. After choosing a few swimsuits, they went into the fitting room together.
I also chose something similar to beach pants appropriately.
Just something appropriate.
“Ah, do you have any with pockets?”
But why the hell don’t they all have pockets?
Aren’t the bastards who made this all crazy?
“We don’t.”
“Damn it. Then give me this.”
I just bought a black one and changed roughly.
Well, I just have to take off my top and bottom clothes and underwear and put it on.
“…”
When I came out, all eyes were on me.
Were they all surprised to see my super macho muscles?
My body, covered with bulging muscles and all sorts of scars, was truly a model of machismo. As I subtly enjoyed the attention and sat down while subtly striking a pose, Cloudy and Winia came out.
“Wow.”
The two women standing in front of me.
“Katt, how is it? Do you like it?”
“Darkie. Is the outfit pretty?”
I almost fainted for a moment.
“Uooooooooooooooohㅡ!!!!!”
Cloudy, wearing a provocative red slingshot bikini, revealed her figure while covering all the parts that needed to be covered… I’m going crazy. Is it this revealing?
Winia was barely covering her bursting chest with a pink bikini, and on the bottom, she was wearing a see-through skirt with string bikinis. Did she emphasize her upper body by giving a point to the lower part?
The presence of her chest was so great that I was going crazy…!
“I’m really going crazy… it’s too amazing!”
Is this even possible!
It’s literally sexy dynamite!
“Darkie, what are you standing there with a boner? Go pay.”
“Hehe, I’m glad you like it? Ugh, but I’m a little embarrassed. Such clothes…”
The price of the bikini set was literally fucking expensive…! It was!
But I’ll buy it all!
I can use it even after I go back anyway! I earn money to use it at times like this! First, I bought two beach shirts to avoid being embarrassed and paid.
And with Cloudy and Winia on both sides, I came outside.
ㅡ…
ㅡ…
ㅡ…
The guys around were sending strange glances, but I used Skill: Macho’s Gaze to block them all. I had nothing to fear, especially since I was revealing my upper body.
“Darkie, you’re very excited. Consider it an honor to be with me.”
“I think about it every day. Winia is my pride.”
“You’re talking shit.”
Winia, blushing, spat out swear words.
I already know it’s an expression of affection.
“Katt, hurry now. I want to go into the sea.”
I’m really getting a boner, it’s driving me crazy.
Knowing that, Cloudy patted my lower body and said.
The erect thing was about to burst the pants.
At this rate, I’m a public indecency offender.
“Kkieeeeek!!! Three-legged race starts now!”
We ran quickly to the beach while matching our breaths.
Because I didn’t want to show my erect figure to anyone! —Squeak squeak. When we finally reached the beach, “Kyaaaaa!” “Kyaak!” the two women cheered.
Soft sandy floor seeping between the toes…
It’s a real beach.
Damn it, how many years has it been since I came to the sea?
—Splash!
The women who ran jumped into the water at last. They began to splash water at each other while screaming with joy.
“Kyahahat!”
“Uhoohut!”
Joyful laughter.
—Swish! Swish!
“O, sis?! Sis! Stop! Stop! Kyaaaa!!!!”
However, it didn’t take long for the laughter to turn into screams. Winia’s attack returned to nothing, and Winia, who was swept away by the torrent in an instant, began to drift away.
Cloudy’s water cannon’s power is beyond imagination.
I was once hit by it in a lake a long time ago.
Cloudy, who quickly jumped into the water to rescue Winia, suddenly stopped and began to cough.
“Kyaa! Winia… Ah! Salty! What is this water…! Augh! What is this!”
“Hehe, seawater is originally salty. You’re cute… Cheonma Ssangbi (Heavenly Demon Water Flight).”
—Shwik!
I immediately used the secret water walking technique and jumped into the sea to rescue Winia. I’m revealing it now, but I, Kim Katt, was once called the Prince of the Sea and overwhelmed the beach.
Even though it was the first time I had been swimming in the sea in years, I skillfully cut through the waves and rescued the drifting Winia.
“You crazy…! Sis! Who does it that hard!”
Winia, wrapped around my arm, protested to Cloudy.
Cloudy blushed and apologized, as if she remembered what happened at the lake back then.
“Sis, gently. You can’t splash water hard in the sea.”
Was there such a rule?
“I’m sorry.”
“Ha, really.”
Cloudy stuck to Winia and apologized.
“Jingak.”
—Chwaak!
I immediately stepped on Jingak and splashed water on them.
“Kyaa! It got in my mouth again…”
“You son of a bitch! Prepare to die!”
—Chwararak!
—Chwarak!
We endlessly splashed water at each other and burst into laughter. Cloudy’s wet body… and Winia’s chest shaking and splashing water droplets. Ah, damn it. The erected thing is getting in the way.
Cloudy’s red slingshot bikini boasted a destructive sexiness. It looks like if it gets scratched a little, her nipple or genitals will be shown… Is it okay?
“Sis! Grab Darkie’s leg!”
“Isn’t that too much?”
“It’s tradition, tradition!”
“Kkieeeeeeeek!!!”
The women who grabbed me slammed me into the surface of the water as it was. —Glug! Water coming into my nose! But I’m not going to resist since you guys are having fun.
“Oh my, damn it.”
I, who was battered, slowly walked out to the beach.
Cloudy and Winia enjoyed the sea while shaking their sexy bodies as if they didn’t feel any physical limitations at all. As I was watching with a pleased expression, I felt the attention focused on them.
“These sons of bitches?”
All the men nearby were looking at my women…! I wanted to use the Chief’s Sword Technique right away, but I didn’t bring a sword. Let’s be patient. They’re just looking.
I’ll kill them if they talk to them.
I looked around.
Besides the men, there were also women showing off their charms. Everyone was strolling along the beach or playing in the water. Well, compared to Cloudy and Winia, they just look like little kids.
I don’t even pay attention to them.
I immediately averted my gaze and went back to the water to focus on water escape and naval combat training.
—Papapat!
As I was doing that, I felt gazes.
“…Kuikui.”
The women around were looking at me… Could it be the KKK girls! Are they going to point fingers at me, saying why is there a darkie on the beach! But it wasn’t that kind of gaze.
They must be drooling over my body.
I got embarrassed and went inside the water.
“Hydro Pump!”
I cut in between Cloudy and Winia and made a fuss. “Kyahahat!” “Uhoohut!” “Hehehe!” Intersecting laughter. Damn, this is fun, isn’t it? Shouldn’t I get a beach ball too?
“I am Kim Katt, the Prince of the Sea!”
“Kyaeut, Katt!”
“You’re really just a strong idiot!”
Cloudy and Winia clung to my arms. After staying like that for a while, I slammed them down on the surface of the water as it was. —Splash! The enraged Cloudy immediately grabbed my leg and threw me into the air.
“Uaaaaaaak!”
Amazing response speed!
“Katt. What is this?”
“You don’t know the limit. Sis. One more time.”
“Okay.”
Even though she said that, her eyes were smiling.
No, is it more dangerous?
Anyway, I flew up one more time.
“Keuhak!”
The sunlight was warm, and the seawater was pleasantly cold.
Cheers and laughter heard from all directions.
It was a fun and happy time.
Until the mermen appeared.
“Son of a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
