## Chapter 1807 – The Story of the Black-Haired Foreigner: The End
“Kyah!”
Arriving in Isvant with my family felt incredibly refreshing.
My spiritual home!
So much shitty stuff happened, but my life practically restarted here. The familiar sights on every street tugged at my tear ducts.
“Hehe, it’s been so long. It feels so comforting.”
“I know, we spent so much time here.”
Claudie and Liz looked around, smiling.
“Kyahaha, you said it. Hey, doesn’t it bring back memories?”
Karin put her arm around my shoulder, saying that.
“Sis, I’m getting so many flashbacks right now.”
Just like Karin said, I was getting a ton of flashbacks.
My heart was swelling with emotion.
“Come to think of it… the Holy Maiden was only here briefly, but Karin and Liz are practically Isvant locals.”
“That’s right. We lived here for a long time.”
“Quite a while. Running the guild and all.”
Lost in memories, they closed their eyes.
“This one feels the same.”
“Oh, right. We had Risha too.”
“Are you saying that like you forgot! Hmph, still. I didn’t have many good memories, but after meeting you, it’s been incredibly enjoyable.”
Risha said that, smiling as she wrapped her arms around my waist.
“Hehehe, yeah. My lovely black magician.”
She was so scary at first.
“My main base is in Krasheim!”
“Mine’s Pandemonium!”
Elise and Hilde also chimed in. Come to think of it, they didn’t spend much time in Isvant.
“Well, wouldn’t you say I’m an honorary Isvant resident, Father?”
“Aria? Does it work like that?”
“I was born and raised here, wasn’t I?”
“Oh! I concede!”
Give credit where it’s due!
“Still, looking around, the scenery has changed a lot.”
Karin and Risha responded to Liz’s words.
“Kyah, the guild buildings are all gone.”
“The back alleys have all disappeared too.”
So much had happened, so Isvant’s scenery had changed a lot. Isvant was my spiritual home. Of course, I’d invested and supported it in many ways. Destruction and creation combined, so most of the old appearance had disappeared.
“But that’s just the passage of time, I guess. So what!”
“I suppose so. It’s just time passing.”
“Yeah. Time passing.”
Seeing them, who had collectively faked their ages to be over 100, talking about the passage of time was astounding. Karin and Liz were one thing, but Claudie shaving off over 100 years was absurd.
“But hey, Blackie.”
“Yeah, Winia, what is it?”
“The house we used to live in is still there.”
Indeed.
Looking down from the sky, surrounded by a barrier, I could see our old house.
“Of course, I preserved it!”
The cozy house we used to live in. I made sure to preserve it well. It’s being regularly maintained.
“Then let’s go down!”
—Whoosh!
We were in a kind of personal vehicle. The barrier surrounding us descended, landing us at the old house, and immediately expanded the barrier around the house.
“Hehe, at least this place is the same as it was back then.”
“I know. We spent quite a bit of time here too.”
They were lost in memories.
“Oh dear. I’m feeling left out. This Holy Maiden has never been here.”
“Still, wouldn’t you say Kadia is an honorary Isvant resident?”
“I was only here for a bit, but, well, I suppose you could say that. After all, I met our husband here.”
“Then Kadia gets Isvant as her hometown too.”
Kadia is definitely an Isvant resident.
“Blackie, we’re taking the picture here, right?”
Winia said, looking around, clearly in a good mood.
“Of course, we are.”
Let’s take a family photo here.
“And next time, let’s take one in front of the castle for Isvant’s publicity.”
“Okay, I’m looking forward to it. Memories, memories. I remember Blackie looking so scruffy.”
How cute, teasing me. But isn’t that too long ago?
“Cutie, should we bring the kids?”
“Go go!”
—Whoosh!
I immediately had the kids, who were on standby, brought over. Creating a gate, my eldest son, Nick, started walking out, followed by my youngest, Claire.
“Oh, Dad, is this it? The place where we’re taking the family photo today?”
“Right here. What do you think?”
“Hmm.”
Nick looked at our small house.
“This is where Dad and the moms used to live.”
“Yeah. But isn’t it a bit small?”
“Honestly, it’s tiny.”
“This little punk is getting too big for his britches. What do you mean it’s small, you brat? It’s huge.”
“No! Dad asked if it was small!”
“Then you should have known to say it’s huge! Does this kid still not know his dad!”
“I didn’t want to know a dad like that!”
Nick shouted that.
“Seriously, every time I see my husband and Nick talking, I can’t stop laughing.”
“Hehe, they’re so alike. It’s just hilarious.”
“Honestly, they’re like two peas in a pod. Hehehe.”
My wives burst out laughing.
Nick was also my only son, so we got along really well.
“No, um, Aunts. I mean, I do look like Dad, but we’re not exactly the same…”
“Look at this kid! Cutie! Nick says he doesn’t look like you!”
“Oh. He’s just saying that because he likes it.”
“That’s not true!”
“Hehe, you’re really identical, Cutie.”
Nick tore at his hair, but he was already a spitting image.
“I’m really starting to want a son…”
“No! Kadia! Don’t use vulgar language in front of the kids!”
“Ah! What a mistake!”
Kadia, startled by Winia’s words, shut her mouth.
“Anyway, let’s take the picture!”
Shall we take the picture then?
—Flash!
At the same time as I shouted.
“Papa! Claire gets the seat next to you!”
“Zwei gets the one next to that!”
“Shuka wants to sit in front of Papa.”
My daughters were clinging to me…! But my wives weren’t going to let that happen. Claudie came first and said.
“Claire? That’s Mom’s seat.”
“The seat next to Papa is first come, first served, Mama.”
“Kuh…!”
Of course, Claudie was just forcing her way in.
“Ah! Mama! It’s Claire’s seat!”
“Join in! Cutie! I want the seat next to you too!”
What to do about this.
“Zwei, come here! Come to Mama’s arms!”
“That trick won’t work, Mama!”
“Oh no! My daughter is abandoning her mother!”
Well, there was a bit of a commotion.
“Celestial Demon Power.”
I just needed to use Celestial Demon Power to get everyone in the right place. As I exerted my power, everyone gathered around me.
A typical family photo positioning.
“No! No, Dad! But why am I the only one in the air! Why am I the only one stretched out in the air!”
Of course, Nick had a special aerial seat.
“Shut up, you brat. You’re the main attraction today. Nick, you just stay there.”
“I’ve never heard of this being the main attraction! Let me down!”
“Oh. We’re taking the picture now.”
“Gyaaaaaa!”
—Whoosh!
I immediately summoned a camera in front of us.
“Hehe. A camera. Yeah. We should leave this with a camera.”
“Thinking about using a camera makes it feel really special.”
Actually, at our level, we could use mental photography or just imprint this scene onto paper. But there’s a certain charm to using a camera.
“Let’s take it then!”
“Yes!”
“Yeah!”
Everyone smiled at my words.
“When I say one, two, three, say kimchi and smile. Got it?”
“Got it, Papa.”
“No, Dad! Hurry up! I’m embarrassed!”
“Winia. Make Nick be quiet.”
“Nick. Don’t you know your dad yet? Be quiet.”
“Mom, please! Aunts! Please stop him!”
“There’s nothing we can do, Nick. Endure it.”
“Aunt Elise, please!”
“There’s nothing we can do…!”
Well, Nick was still immature, so there were some twists and turns.
“One! Two! Three!”
We finally took the family photo!
“Kimchi!”
“Kimchi!”
“Kimchi!”
—Click!
The name of the photo taken like that is Celestial Demon Treasure.
* * *
Brilliant sunlight.
A lazy afternoon.
“Kieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!!”
Nick, wearing only his underwear, screamed as he ran on all fours along the walls and ceiling, moving at high speed like a bizarre insect.
“Uwaaaah!”
“Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!”
“Mommyyyyy!”
“Dad! Dad, save meeeee!”
Chased by Nick, my second-borns screamed in terror. The children waddled on their short legs, running as hard as they could, but could they beat Nick, the eldest son of God?
—Flash!
“Hold me.”
Nick, stretching out his limbs like a monster, flew over and hugged his younger sister, Winika, or Nika.
“Nooooooooooo!”
Nika screamed in terror. But Nick didn’t let up. He pretended to eat her and created a gate, sending Nika to the losers’ room.
“Hwaaaaaaak!”
“My brother’s crazyyyyy!”
The children who saw the scene were naturally shocked.
“Nick, what’s wrong with him…”
“I don’t know…”
“Zwei, go talk to him.”
“I don’t want to touch him! Sister Kaina, you do it!”
Starting with Lair, Shuka, Kaina, and Zwei each looked at Nick with disdain. He was the eldest son who was always nagged by his younger sisters.
“Seriously, Nick is just like Cutie…! Cutie! What are you going to do! Nick’s acting up again!”
“What’s wrong with it? It’s fun.”
“My son wasn’t like this before!”
“Oh, he always was.”
“You son of a bitch!”
“Hehehe!”
I just laughed, watching Winia shake my shoulders. That’s right. Nick had grown up wonderfully.
How could my blood not show! Nick, who had become a complete younger sibling fanatic after seeing his younger siblings, was now a master of playing with the kids! A specialist in children’s games!
I can’t take it anymore!
“Kieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!”
I immediately roared and ran on all fours along the wall, approaching Nick!
“Really! Cutie! You too!”
Claudie shouted from behind.
“Sigh, isn’t that his true nature?”
“Come to think of it, he was always like that. Our husband.”
“Actually, Cutie was always like that.”
Liz, Karin, and Hilde each added a word. It didn’t matter what they said! Nick had lit a fire in my heart!
“It’s a little embarrassing, but that’s the Saint’s way of loving children.”
“Yeah. That’s our Father.”
This is me!
“This one doesn’t know what to say.”
“Agreed… This Holy Maiden feels the same.”
If you keep reacting like that, I might bring up your ages.
Anyway. Leaving behind my wives’ sighs, I joined Nick!
—Swish swish!
“Nick! Let’s team up!”
“Alright, Father! Let’s work together to finish this game!”
“Yeah!”
As I joined forces with Nick, who shouted coolly, to chase after our second-borns!
“Papa! Do your best!”
“You have to catch more than Nick!”
“Father! You’re the best!”
My daughters were very happy and cheered me on like cheerleaders! No matter what, my daughters were always on my side! Even my wives treated me like a troublemaker, but my daughters were my hope.
—Swish swish!
I chased after my cute second-borns like that.
“Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak! Papa has become a monster too!”
“It’s not just Nick!”
“Brother! Brother, please! Open your eyes! Hwaaaaaaak!”
The children’s screams were sweeter than anything!
“Gotcha!”
“Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!”
It was easy to catch them with Nick. We quickly caught all the second-borns and put them in the losers’ room. Nick stood up like a human and smiled.
“Dad! That was a great combo! High five!”
“Yeah, right!”
—Paang!
We high-fived happily and lay down on the spot with Nick.
“Hehehe, hey. Nick. Aren’t the second-borns super cute?”
“Well, it’s surprisingly cute that they’re Dad’s kids.”
“What was that, you brat?”
This kid doesn’t know what it was like when he was a tadpole.
“You little punk. You don’t respect your dad. Hey. Nick. Should we play another round since we started?”
“Sure. Oh, Dad. How about monster freeze tag this time?”
“Perfect!”
“But Dad, you might have to stop Mom and the aunts. Mom was freaking out.”
“If you try to accommodate Winia’s freak-outs, there’s no end. We just have to push through.”
As we were planning our strategy.
—Ring ring.
Suddenly, my cell phone rang.
“Hmm?”
Who’s calling? I just keep this in my pocket and hardly ever use it.
“Who is it?”
I took out my phone and saw the name.
—Copson.
“What? It’s Copson?”
It was a call from Copson.
What’s this guy calling me for?
—Beep.
I answered immediately.
“Yo! Barbarian! What are you doing!”
Copson called me in a very high-tension voice.
“What’s up, you bastard? I’m playing with the kids.”
“Hehehe! Playing with the kids, you lucky bastard! Anyway, Barbarian! I have special news for you!”
Special news?
“I have very important news! Listen up!”
“What news could be so important? Stop stalling and tell me already.”
At that moment.
“…”
Copson was silent for a moment.
“I finally got a girlfriend!!!”
He said such bullshit!!!
“What the fuck are you talking about, you son of a bitch!!!”
—Thump!
I jumped up in a frenzy!!!
No!!!
Copson finally got a girlfriend?!
“Don’t lie, you bastard!!!”
This is bullshit!!!
“Does this look like a lie!”
“I’m going to check right now!”
—Flash!
I immediately started sprinting!
“Hurry! Come and check it out! I want to get this certified too…! Kuaaaaaaa! I finally have a girlfriend! Come and check it out! Hurry! Hurryyyyy!”
“Kieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!”
I can’t take it anymore!!!!!!
—Whoosh!
“Charging at the speed of lightdejaaaaaaaat!!!!!”
What kind of strange woman could have become Copson’s girlfriend!
Questions swirled in my mind!
She’s not some bitch trying to take advantage of Copson, is she? He almost dated a casino dealer back in the day, and she was a real bitch!
Anyway, if I go and see that she’s a bitch, she’ll know to get destroyed!
—Bang!
“Hey!!! Where’s Copson!!! You son of a bitch!!!!”
I immediately stormed into where Copson was!
“Hey! Over here! Barbarian!”
“You bastard! Tell me the truth!”
“Come and listen!”
“If you’re lying, you’re dead, you bastard! Oh, you bastard, tell me already!”
I sat down next to Copson…!
Is there no girlfriend here?
“Then I’ll tell you the story from now on!”
“Spit it out!”
Copson’s face was just filled with a smile that looked like he was about to die from happiness.
Let’s hear the story about what kind of woman she is!
The Story of the Black-Haired Foreigner.
The End.
