## Chapter 1806 – The Story of a Black-Haired Foreigner
“Good.”
With this, I’ve positively reconciled with all the beings that triggered my anger. A relationship that began with violence, but ends in peace. That’s right. As always, peace comes after beating up the enemy. This is fusion Confucianism itself.
ㅡWhoosh!
I immediately opened a gate to the sugarcane field and looked inside.
“Kuh-huh!”
Durban was harvesting sugarcane, looking like a prisoner. He was working so diligently that tears were streaming down his face. Well, he’s working his ass off, but it’s a hundred times better for him to be productive like that than to be drowning in alcohol.
“Durban.”
“W-what…!”
“Listen to the guards there and live happily ever after. See you in 10 years!”
“Wait a minute!!!”
ㅡPoof.
I closed the gate again and returned to my daily life.
Durban, Durban, Durban will live happily with the guards there. This is truly a cause for celebration.
“Hehehe.”
But meeting only shitty guys in a row makes me feel a bit down. In that case, I should meet a positive person.
I immediately headed to Isbanth.
“No way!!!!!!! Isn’t that the Great Heavenly Demon God!!!!! What in the world!!!! Is going on!!!!!!”
ㅡFwoooooosh!
As soon as she saw me, Leila roared like a dinosaur, expressing her joy. It was a roar like a missile exploding. But it’s okay. I already had a soundproof barrier up when I came here.
“Hey. Yeah. The Great Heavenly Demon God is here. How have you been, Leila?”
Anyway, she’s so consistent.
“Of course!!!!!! I feel extreme joy!!!!!! I hope the Heavenly Demon God has been doing well!!!”
“Hehehe, I’ve been doing great, of course.”
“Truly living a long and healthy life!!!!! Please, come inside!!!!”
ㅡBows deeply!
The Isbanth heiress, bowing exaggeratedly, gestured like a butler, guiding me inside. Just look at this inhuman tension. Even without wings, Leila was the kind of person who could fly just from the shockwaves coming from her voice.
Anyway, the VIP treatment is amazing.
After entering and sitting in the VIP room, Leila personally served tea and cookies.
“What’s this? Where are the servants? Why are you serving me yourself?”
Did they all quit because their eardrums burst?
“Shouldn’t I serve the Heavenly Demon God myself!!!”
“I guess so. Nothing special happened?”
“Nothing at all! I’m just living peacefully! The world is so peaceful! What could possibly happen! Ohohohohoho!”
Leila covered her mouth with the back of her hand and laughed loudly, but…
I know.
“Liar.”
It’s obvious that something’s up.
“Something’s wrong, isn’t it?”
“Yes. In fact, many of the servants quit because they couldn’t stand the noise.”
ㅡDepressed.
Leila, suddenly depressed, hung her head.
“Does that make sense!!! Quitting because of the noise!!! It’s now as hard as plucking a star from the sky to find a servant!!! Please do something!!! I need help!!!”
“Oh my. It really happened. Isn’t that crazy? The Isbanth heiress can’t find a servant because of the noise?”
“That’s right! I think it’s crazy too! Well, it’s not that inconvenient! To put down my authority and live as a human being!”
That sounds like something a monk would say. Actually, she said that, but Leila didn’t look troubled at all.
Just high-tension and cheerful.
“Don’t lie. How can a noble live without servants? Should I send you some noise-canceling artifacts?”
“If you do that!!! I would be so grateful!!!!!”
Leila expressed extreme gratitude.
“Phew! I’m relieved! If the artifacts come, I’ll be able to hire servants again!!! Thank you so much! A pastoral life is good, but I can’t live without servants, having lived as a noble!!!”
Yeah. To protect that smile and tension, I can buy her as many noise-canceling artifacts as she wants.
“Yeah. I’ll send you plenty.”
“Oh, by the way, I heard you’re expecting your second child!”
“It’s soon.”
“That’s a joyous occasion!!!”
ㅡClap clap clap clap!
ㅡClap clap clap clap!
I clapped with Leila.
“Hehehe! It’s a joyous occasion! But what brings you here this time?”
“Do I need a reason to visit? Isbanth is my spiritual home.”
Isbanth was also where I met all those shitty guys.
That’s why I came.
“As expected!!!!!”
Leila was very happy at the words ‘spiritual home.’ I’m someone who cherishes Isbanth.
“Then, as it’s your spiritual home!!! How about doing some special development!!!”
Is she suddenly bringing up business?
“What is there to do here?”
“That’s the problem. Isbanth is quiet these days.”
“Quiet, huh.”
It doesn’t seem very quiet because of the person in front of me. For example, the total amount of noise emitted in a city per day… let’s call that Daily Decibel, or DD for short.
If you measure Isbanth’s DD, it would probably overwhelm all the other cities in the Heavenly Demon God Kingdom and proudly take first place. If the DD coming from one planet is 100, the DD coming from Isbanth would be 90.
“It’s a famous place, but it’s still on the outskirts! There’s a bit of a population outflow! I was joking, but it wasn’t a lie that it’s become difficult to find servants!”
A population outflow?
“Perhaps Isbanth will continue to decline in population and become a ghost town…!!! Thinking about it makes me sad!!! Are you going to stand by and watch this happen!!!”
“This is a big problem.”
Isbanth is a place filled with my memories. If Krasheim is filled with pain, Isbanth is literally filled with memories.
Looking at the scenery from this high place makes me think of the old days. If such a city becomes a ghost town… my heart will surely be torn out.
“Okay! Let’s protect Isbanth’s culture!”
“That’s a great idea!!!”
To do that, we need to revitalize Isbanth.
“What’s a good way to do that?”
“Make people interested in Isbanth!”
Make them interested.
That’s very simple.
* * *
“Hurry! Come here, I have a major announcement!”
ㅡFwoosh!
I sent a signal to my wives.
“Katt, what’s wrong?”
“Blackie? What is it?”
In less than a minute, my wives arrived. As soon as I send a signal, my intentions are immediately conveyed. But looking at the wives who came in makes me smile.
“Wow. Look at us, huh? Full-term pregnant women. Looking at you like this, you’ll be giving birth soon?”
Their bellies are all swollen like Namsan Mountain. They’re almost full-term now. They’ll be born soon.
“Hehehe, I think they’ll be born within a week.”
Risha smiled and stroked her belly. With a truly loving touch.
“So, what’s this major announcement you’re making?”
“It’s nothing much. You’re all full-term, right? Let’s take a family photo before the babies are born!”
We’re going to take a family photo now!
“Oh my! A family photo! That’s a great idea, Katt-nim! Let’s take it quickly!”
“Kyahaha, I wondered what it was. Yeah. We should take some before the kids are born. We have to take all those kinds of pictures.”
“That’s right. Blackie thought well. Then let’s take a picture!”
They immediately nodded.
“Ah, what should I wear? It’s been a while since I took a picture, so I want to wear something real.”
“Hehehe, it seems like real clothes have become ceremonial now?”
“But these Divine Clothes are comfortable. Anyway, Katt-ssi? Let’s set a time since I need to get properly dressed.”
“Let’s do that.”
They’re all making their own clothes and wearing them. That’s why they don’t have a chance to wear real clothes. But since they’re taking a family photo, they’re thinking of trying hard and wearing real clothes.
It’s a kind of commemoration.
“Then I’ll have to cancel my schedule. I’ll try wearing some clothes for the first time in a while.”
“It’s been a while since I wore clothes.”
Ari replied to Kadia’s words.
It really has been a while.
“Ah, Seongdo-nim? Where are you thinking of taking the picture?”
“Isbanth!”
At those words.
“Ah! You’re going to take it in Isbanth!”
Elise exclaimed.
“Isbanth!”
“Ah!”
Not just Elise, but everyone.
“Then how about we dress up like we did back then!”
“Good!”
At those words, they all nodded, thinking it was a great idea. Isbanth doesn’t just have my memories. But Kadia doesn’t have many. Sorry.
“Katt. If it’s a family photo, you’ll take it with the kids, right?”
“Of course. Go get dressed. I’ll call the kids.”
“Okay. I’ll do that. Hehehe, a family photo. Should we take another one after the kids are born?”
“Of course!”
They immediately went to get dressed, and I went to call the kids.
The first one was naturally Nick.
“Nick! Come out! Let’s go take a family photo!”
“What? A family photo?”
“Yeah. We should take one together before your sibling is born.”
“Then I will. Okay. I’ll get ready.”
That’s how I gathered all my kids.
* * *
“Papa. Are we taking a family photo?”
Zvel asked.
“Yeah. We’re all going to take it together.”
“Hmm, Papa. But where are we going?”
Shuka asked that question.
“We’re going to take it in Isbanth.”
“Isbanth? Ah! The place where Papa lived!”
“You know about it?”
“Yes! I’ve heard all about it!”
Zvel said excitedly. She hasn’t been there much, but she’s heard a lot of stories from me.
“I told you, right? Papa was just an ordinary human in the old days. Isbanth is like my spiritual home.”
“That monstrous Papa was a human… I can’t believe it.”
“Our Kaina. Should Papa give you another hug?”
“No! I’m just kidding, Papa!”
What a cheeky little one.
“Whatever, Papa. Claire’s taking Papa’s seat.”
“Oh my, our Lair. There are a lot of reservations for Papa’s seat?”
“Still. Claire wants to sit next to Papa.”
Claire hugged my thigh and rubbed her purple hair against me, acting cute.
“Okay. Then Lair gets to sit next to Papa.”
“Papa! Me too!”
“Yeah. Zvel gets the seat next to you too.”
Lair and Zvel took the seats on either side of me, and then Aisha, Hilda, Rica, and Diel competed for seats.
But there are only two seats next to Papa.
Even then, they have to compete with their mothers.
Anyway.
I’m thinking of promoting a family trip by taking a family photo in Isbanth. The humans of the Heavenly Demon God Kingdom are sensitive to trends. And I’m the one who creates those trends. Let’s use the Kim Katt special to turn Isbanth into a tourist destination!
