## Chapter 1771 – The Legend of the Black-Haired Foreigner – Goddess Ascension
And so, the merchandise was steadily produced.
“KIEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!! It’s ALL mine, jaaaaaaaat!!!!”
Seeing the merchandise being completed, I couldn’t contain myself! From framed pictures to magazines! Essays! Sketches! How could this be so enjoyable? To think I have to sell these!
I absolutely won’t sell them!
I’ll take it all for myself!
“I have to keep them all! These are all mine!!!”
The sea of merchandise set aside for me. I dove into it, swam around, and reveled in the delightful feeling. Power surged through my entire body.
The sun was radiant.
The sea of merchandise was truly refreshing.
“Hehehe, Katt, do you understand now?”
Claudie, who was lounging on a beach chair on the island of merchandise created later, lifted her sunglasses and said.
“Yeah! I think I get it now!”
There was a reason Claudie kept my merchandise in a large warehouse! Seeing it in person, my possessiveness exploded!
That’s why this sea of merchandise was only for me. From now on, I should collect my wives’ merchandise like Claudie does.
“So beautiful…!”
How could she be so beautiful!
—Splash!
I jumped up, grabbed Claudie’s framed picture, and stared into her eyes. I couldn’t hold back any longer!
“Lick!”
“Kya, kyaaat?! Katt?! What are you doing?!”
When I hugged Claudie’s framed picture and licked it a bit with my tongue, Claudie, startled, screamed and clung to me.
“Don’t do weird things! Katt! Get off!”
“No way! This is my treasure!”
“Don’t kiss the frame!”
“Don’t interrupt my time with Claudie, Claudie!”
“The real Mama is right here!”
“Then what’s this!!!”
—Thwack!
I immediately showed Claudie the framed picture I was licking!
“Who is this beautiful woman in this frame, Claudie!”
“It’s Mama…!”
“Yeah! So don’t interrupt my time with Claudie…!”
—Whack!
I hugged the frame again and laid kisses on it!
“Kyaaaaaaaak! Katt! Reality! Come back to reality!”
“Hehehehehe! Just kidding! Just kidding, Claudie!”
“Ugh…!”
Her startled expression was so cute! I immediately put down the frame and stroked Claudie’s shoulders.
“Claudie. You were so beautiful in the frame that I was just kidding around.”
“Katt… you’ll get punished if you play weird pranks, okay?”
“Hehehe!”
Getting punished is fine too!
Anyway, I feel like I’m going to die laughing. Kissing Claudie’s framed picture in front of Claudie. She had every reason to be startled.
—Swoosh!
Claudie immediately snatched my framed picture away.
“Katt. No matter how much you like the frame, it can’t be better than the real Mama.”
“Of course not. I know that much… Wow. But seriously. A frame that can captivate even the Heavenly Demon Kim Katt.”
The shackles of God.
This can be called the shackles of God. If a being from another world wants to defeat me, they must first equip this frame. If you suddenly show it, I’ll have no choice but to cling to it.
“Isn’t that too much? Claudie, who told you to be so pretty?”
“Ah…!”
If I’ve enjoyed the merchandise, now it’s time to enjoy the real Claudie. I immediately hugged Claudie and gently sucked on her neck, tasting her.
“Katt! Ugh, don’t do this suddenly. Haa…!”
“Hehehe, Claudie. Do you like it? Who told you to be so delicious? Huh? Is a goddess allowed to be this delicious?”
“I’m embarrassed, Katt… ugh.”
“A goddess making such suggestive and lewd noises. I want to ravish you right now… hehehe.”
“Haaeeuuugh.”
Claudie, completely melted, leaned her body against me.
By the way.
As expected, it’s the merchandise. Seeing this scene of my wives’ merchandise overflowing like this, I couldn’t help but be happy. So I immediately grabbed Claudie’s essay that was nearby.
“Katt, then now.”
“Claudie.”
“Yeah?”
“Here’s Claudie’s essay! I’m going to read it out loud from now on!”
“Don’t read it out loud on purpose!”
“Hehehehehe!”
Seeing Claudie’s face turn bright red, my joy exploded. I guess she’s embarrassed by the essay she wrote herself.
Of course, I’ve already read it. In the first place, I have to see and judge whether it’s worth publishing or not. We’ve all read it together. Still, public readings are embarrassing.
“You’re like a cute girl. Anyway, Claudie. Well, we’ll be able to sell the merchandise soon.”
The production is slowly coming to an end. The sale will start soon. For now, it’s expected to sell out on the first day, but how much profit will we be able to make?
“Ugh… it’s not long now. I’m a little excited. How much will it sell?”
“Yeah. Me too.”
“Anyway, Katt. Have you calmed down?”
“Yes.”
“Then shall we check the reactions?”
“Turn it on quickly!”
Claudie immediately brought her laptop and turned on the internet. And she went to the Kim Katt community that she always goes to and skimmed through the popular posts.
—Hurry!!! Hurryyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
—I have money, but why can’t I buy it!!!
—Goddess Winia! Goddess Winia! Goddess Winia!
“What is it. Goddess Winia? Is Winia going to be number one?”
“Those kinds of popular posts always go up with just the name changed.”
“Hehehe, is that so?”
When I looked with Claudie, the reaction was very good. Everyone was going crazy waiting for the sales day. The views on those posts were in the millions.
“Well, this is also a festival. A festival. Ah. I can’t take it anymore. Claudie.”
“Katt! Don’t do anything weird!”
“What are you talking about all of a sudden?”
“When Katt says ‘I can’t take it anymore,’ he’s about to do something weird.”
“You know me too well… but rest assured. I just want to brag right now.”
“Brag?”
“Niqueyaaaaaaaa!”
“Kyaeut!”
I have to go brag about this merchandise to Nique right away!
* * *
—Thwack!
“Why me!”
Nique, standing with his legs spread apart, grabbed his head and shouted.
“Am I destined to suffer while watching a man, who is my father, enjoy looking at my mom and aunts’ merchandise!!!”
This kid really recovered from his chuunibyou phase and came back to his original self. Seeing him act like that, I felt nothing but affection.
“I can’t believe it! What kind of beings are the adults in our family!”
“Hey, hey. Nique. Stop acting up. Isn’t it amazing? People are lined up to buy your mom and aunts’ merchandise. Huh? In a line that goes around the Earth. It’s a popularity explosion. An explosion.”
“Hearing that my mom and aunts are popular just makes me feel weird! Please don’t tell me those facts!”
—Kweaaaaaek!
Nique was just screaming like a duck.
“Kid. You’re so shy. Hey. Stop talking nonsense and go congratulate your mom. There’s a lot of Winia merchandise too.”
“I don’t want to see Mom’s merchandise…!”
What is he saying?
“This kid? You hate your mom? Huh? You hate your mom?”
“Of course I like Mom! She’s my mom! But liking Mom’s merchandise is crazy! Dad! Please! Stop talking about Mom’s merchandise! I’m too embarrassed to show my face!”
“This guy, really.”
Instead of being proud, he’s embarrassed?
“In the first place…! Mom and my aunts have all ascended to goddesses, right! But to sell this kind of merchandise! Aren’t you embarrassed!”
“As you know, your mom and aunts are the kind of people who have iron skin on their faces to the point where they define their age as being in their 20s.”
“Where’s your conscience!”
“Their beauty is their conscience, Nique. Anyway, well. There was some talk about that, but we decided to just do it for fun. Like enjoying a festival. You’re going to have a new sibling soon too.”
“Jeez! Don’t tell your son that kind of news!”
No.
Of course I have to tell him if he has a new sibling.
“Anyway, Nique. You should buy some merchandise when it comes out too.”
“I won’t buy it! I’ll never buy it! Am I crazy! To buy Mom and my aunts’ merchandise!”
“I’m buying it too?”
“Dad, you’re her husband!!!”
“This kid is really too picky.”
“Dad is the weird one!”
Anyway, he’s always full of energy whenever I see him. Still, well, my life is more enjoyable because I have such a cheerful and energetic eldest son.
“I love you, Nique.”
“Why is this man suddenly trying to end it on a heartwarming note!”
“Hoo… well, whatever. Actually, I came to brag about the merchandise. Nique. Listen. Your dad has all the merchandise that came out this time, by type.”
“Ugh!”
“Hehehe.”
Thanks for the laughter bomb today too, Nique!!!
* * *
And finally.
“It’s the day of the merchandise sale! Katt-nim!”
“Good!”
“Countdown start! The sale will start in 5 minutes!”
We gathered in the situation room and stared at the large screen. The sale will start soon. The sales status will be displayed on that screen.
“Hoo… I’m a little nervous. Well, it’s just for fun, and it can be said to be a festival event. I’m really curious. Whose merchandise will have the highest sales.”
“Of course, that can’t be an objective measure of popularity. Well, even if it’s actually related, it’s ultimately based on human standards.”
“There’s no need to care at all!”
Kadie, Liz, and Risha glared at the screen and said coolly. These women are the most concerned right now.
“Father. And sisters. Ari has 3 minutes left until her dog-like destruction. I’m doomed, I’m doomed.”
Ari said those words in an unnecessarily cheerful tone!
“Heuaaaaaaak!”
“Please! Blackie! Do something about Ari!”
“Kuh…! This one can’t stand it either!”
I can’t stand Ari’s self-deprecation anymore…!
The situation room is about to be turned upside down!
“Don’t worry! Aris will get all the votes from the farmers!”
“Wow. All the votes from the farmers. I’m so happy.”
“Anyway, start! Five! Four! Three! Two! One!”
Amidst the chaos, Hilde shouted the count.
—Paaat!
The numbers immediately started to be updated.
—Charrrrrreureureuk!
Whose merchandise will sell the most!
