## Chapter 1761 – The Foreign Sword Prodigy – My Wives Have Become Younger
“Nooooo! What do you mean, a congratulatory song for my sibling! I don’t want to make something like that!”
“Hey, you punk. You’re the eldest son, and you can’t even make a congratulatory song for your sibling? You’ve even got a debut under your belt!”
“Khaaaaaaaack!”
—Thud!
Nick, clutching his head, collapsed onto the floor, thrashing around like a child throwing a tantrum.
“Stop it! Stooooop it! Stop talking about that!”
“Didn’t you say you’d become a CEO and singer to be an son that isn’t embarrassing to this father?”
“I want to! I actually want to! But stop talking about the past!!!”
Even with all this, he didn’t give up on his dream of being a singer. Well, he’s the type who enjoys creating things. Nick’s hooked on singing, so he’ll keep making music, no matter how embarrassing his past is.
“Hehehe, give it a rest, you punk. Hey. Does the world forget it just because I stop talking about the past? Accept it. You liked that kind of attention back then.”
“Dad, please! My chuunibyou! Give me back my chuunibyou…! If I only had that, I could get rid of this embarrassing feeling!”
—Thwack!
Nick, suddenly standing up, clutched his chest and reached out towards the window.
“Come back…! Please come back to me! My precious chuunibyou! I can’t live without you! I was happiest when I was with you! So come back to me! Come back to Winnie Nick, your most precious friend!”
“No matter how much you call, it can’t be helped.”
“Don’t sing weird songs!”
“Hey. Hey. Calm down, you punk.”
—Whump.
I approached him like an assassin and hugged him.
“Khaaaack! Let go! Bare skin! You’re touching me with bare skin! Why don’t you ever wear a shirt, Dad! Please put something on!”
“That’s my preference. Yeah. That’s my son.”
Wriggling and freaking out when I hug him. That’s my son, Nick. Honestly, when he had chuunibyou and accepted my hugs, I was happy and touched, but it didn’t have the same cute flavor as now.
“When you accepted it well back then, I was honestly a little happy, but it didn’t have that cute flavor. Hehehe.”
“I’m going to denounce my past self here! Get away from me right now! Don’t torment me anymore, Father…!”
“Is my showing you love tormenting you!”
“This isn’t love!”
Oh, right.
“Isn’t there an option to tell Mom…!”
“Hoh. Why isn’t there?”
“Dad, think about it! How am I supposed to talk to Mom with those weird pigtails! It’s awkward and uncomfortable as hell!”
That’s true, I guess.
“And what’s with Mom being twenty-four years old…! I can’t accept that! Dad! Can you tell the public that Mom and the aunties reset their ages!”
“I won’t say it.”
Why would I say that?
“See! You can’t say it! Don’t do embarrassing things!”
“Nick. Is it embarrassing if you can’t say it?”
“What are you talking about! That’s obvious!”
“You’re wrong.”
“What?”
Just because you can’t tell people doesn’t necessarily mean it’s embarrassing.
“Why do you care about what other people think? Nick. Mom and the aunties never care about what humans think… The only one they care about is me.”
“What does that…?”
“There’s no need to tell humans things like age. And there’s no embarrassment. They’re all confident.”
They all confidently reset their ages while completely sober.
There’s no embarrassment in that. That’s because they all did it to look good to me. Do demigod Valkyries need to care about anything else?
There’s no one to mess with, and they’ve got thick skin, so they just went ahead and did it. If they felt embarrassed, they wouldn’t have done it in the first place.
“So, Nick. Don’t be embarrassed about your dark past or whatever. Your mom and the aunties are all confident.”
“I can’t get used to hearing that!”
“Anyway, you’re singing a congratulatory song when your sibling is born, got it?”
“No! I don’t want to!”
“Hey. If you don’t do it because I asked, the aunties will come one after another and ask you to do it, can you handle that?”
“That’s…!”
“You better do it when Dad’s being nice. Hey, you punk. Who’s the scariest of all the aunties?”
Actually, it’s not like Nick’s comfortable with all the aunties.
“Th-that’s… um… Auntie Ari? Not that she’s scary, but she’s the most difficult because she’s the youngest.”
“So it’s Ari. Can you refuse if Ari asks you?”
“Honestly, I can’t. Auntie Ari doesn’t talk much, so it’s hard to deal with her…”
Well, that’s that.
“Then I’ll look forward to it. Even if one’s born, it’ll be next year.”
“Kuhuk…!”
“This is all for you, who’s walking the path of song. Take it as experience. Experience. You need to make a lot of different songs to grow.”
“I didn’t want to grow with this!!!”
Well, even if he says that, he’s a good kid who listens to his dad.
“Why are you looking at me with such a warm expression, you man! Don’t get happy by yourself, thinking I’ll listen to you even if I say this!”
“No, can you even read my mind now?”
“Your thoughts are obvious!!!”
“Hmph.”
He’s grown up well.
“Hmph.”
For some reason, my chest swelled with pride, and I stroked my philtrum and turned around. Honestly, I was worried, but it seems like Nick’s almost overcome the pain of his dark past.
That’s all that matters.
* * *
“Oh, who’s this!”
I was startled!
“Isn’t that twenty-nine-year-old school idol Risha!”
“Aing, I’m embarrassed.”
Risha in pigtails and a school uniform, excited, skipped over. And then she jumped. I caught Risha, who jumped right away, in a princess carry.
Oh my god.
Why are this woman’s breasts and butt so big? They were so big that even I, the Heavenly Demon, felt the weight.
“Am I light? Am I light? Am I as light as this lady’s age?”
But Risha, hugging my neck, said that while acting cute…! Shamelessly asking if she was as light as her age!
Of course, there’s only one thing to say!
“Of course! Light as a feather! Exactly twenty-nine grams!”
“Aaaang, am I that light! Hehehe! I’m so happy to hear you say that!”
Risha, purely happy, rubbed her face against my neck.
She was happy to be recognized as young by me, and even received a compliment about her weight. Twenty-nine-year-old Risha expressed her feelings honestly and acted cute.
“Ah! I feel so light! Come on! Praise twenty-nine-year-old me more!”
“Praise?”
But I put on a serious face.
“Ah, ah?”
“…”
Continuous serious face.
“Why, why are you making that face…?”
Risha, flustered by my serious face, trembled while looking at me. My shadow fell on Risha’s face.
“Risha. Did you just ask me to praise you?”
Words spat out with a serious face.
“Ho, ho, did this lady perhaps make a mistake…? I’m sorry! Please forgive me! This lady did wrong! I don’t know what to say if you react like that!”
“You’re asking.”
“Hut!”
“You’re asking me that? Risha?”
“Aeuuuut…!”
Risha, not knowing what to do, was extremely cute.
“What did our Risha do wrong? Tell me yourself.”
“Th-that is…! Euh…!
Twenty-nine-year-old sexy Risha, held in my arms in a princess carry, trembled and pondered.
“I don’t know! Please forgive me! This lady will wither away if she’s not loved by you! Please embrace me!”
Then I have to tell her.
“Who dares!!!”
“Aht?!”
“Who dares a woman who’s only twenty-nine years old to have such a sexy body!!!”
“Ah, ah?”
“Are you trying to seduce me on purpose, huh?! Are you trying to seduce me right now! With this sexy twenty-nine-year-old body!!!”
“Th-that is…!”
“Butt up!!!!”
—Hwaaaaaaaack!
Shouting while emitting spirit, Risha, like a rabbit hit by an electric shock, jumped out of my arms and screamed!
“Kyaaaaack! Heuk! This lady did wrong!”
And she came up onto my lap, sitting on the bed, and took a spanking position. Yeah. Risha comes like this to ask me to spank her butt as soon as I give the signal.
What a truly cute woman.
“Wrong? You think you can apologize for this with words?”
“Th-that is…!”
“Butt up!”
“I understand!”
—Thwack!
Risha lifted her big, white butt.
Risha, who likes spanking the most among my wives… Kuut. Is this an unavoidable fate? Is it Risha’s fate to enjoy spanking because she was born with such a big butt? Is that fate!
I’ll punch that kind of fate!
“Here I go!”
I spread my palm wide, charged up for one hit.
—Pah!
I hit her butt once!
“Kyaaaaaaaang!”
Even though I only hit her lightly, just enough to leave a red mark, Risha’s back arched and a scream burst out.
“I did wrong, I did wrong! Heuk! Please forgive me! This lady did wrong!”
“Risha…! Tell me the truth! What did Risha do wrong! Huh!”
“That is!”
“Tell me quickly!”
“Heuk! A-alright!”
Risha, full of spirit, answered loudly.
“Th-this lady… is a young woman who’s only twenty-nine years old, but she’s really wrong to have such big breasts and a butt!”
“Hmph. So you know your sin. But you know. Risha.”
“Ah?”
—Slap!
A surprise attack.
“Kyaaaaaang!”
“Even if I let it slide that you’re only twenty-nine years old but have such a sexy body.”
“Ah ah…?”
When I emphasized that she was only twenty-nine years old, Risha visibly rejoiced and matched the situation.
Wow. But.
It seems like she likes being told she’s twenty-nine years old more than spanking?
“How dare… a woman who’s only twenty-nine years old. Use her body to seduce me? Risha. This is a serious crime. A serious crime. A crime so big you should be imprisoned in the spanking prison.”
“Th-that’s not true! This lady wouldn’t do such a thing! There’s no way this lady, who’s only twenty-nine years old, would seduce you with her body…!”
“So you’re saying I’m lying!!! Butt up!!!”
Once again, I pulled my hand back wide.
—Pah!!!
I hit her butt!
“Kyaaaaaaaaaang! Nooooo! It’s too harsh a punishment for this lady, who’s only a young woman of twenty-nine years old!!!!”
Risha cried out, emphasizing her new age until the end.
“Khaaaaaaaack!”
Honestly, she’s so damn cute!!!
Be twenty-nine years old forever, Risha!!!!
