## Chapter 1744 – Chronicles of the Black-Haired Foreigner – The Life of a Transcender
Anticipation swells.
We began preparations to go see Nerk. Of course, we couldn’t go right away. It seemed Nerk was currently on dish duty. But I know better. Would they really let someone like Nerk rot away doing dishes?
He’s my son, after all.
Naturally, he’ll come out on his own.
That’s when we’ll secretly go see him.
“Katt, should we hide our identities?”
“That’s what I’m wondering. It’s probably best to hide, but wouldn’t it be funny if we didn’t?”
“Hehe, yeah. It definitely would be. He’d be so embarrassed.”
“Exactly.”
The ultimate embarrassment.
If his dad and moms all stormed into the store where he works, he’d be too ashamed to function in society.
Family suddenly showing up at work is like that.
“No, but we should hide our identities. Nerk doesn’t know we’ve figured it out.”
“True.”
Though he probably suspects something.
Nerk knows my abilities very well. He knows that no matter where he runs off to, I can find him in an instant.
Or is that it?
Is that why I haven’t shown up yet? Does he think his running away has been approved? It sure seems like it.
His father, who can find him in an instant, hasn’t shown his face yet. So he must think his running away has been permitted.
So he’s enjoying his chuunibyou, trying to be cool and hidden. Thinking about it, his way of thinking is quite cute. Good. Well, Nerk suddenly ran away and tore at my heart. So I have to go see Nerk. Of course, I’m an adult, so I won’t do anything childish.
“Let’s hide our identities and go see him. Now, Heavenly Demon Distortion Field.”
—Whoosh!
Immediately, I put a barrier around Winia and covered her with the Distortion Field. This made Winia look like a short girl with ordinary breasts.
“Blackie, how do I look now?”
“You look like someone who could never be imagined as Winia. If you change your clothes and cover your face well, no one would recognize you.”
“Hehehe. I see. Nerk, you ran away without telling your mom? I’m going to go give you a good look.”
Thanks to Nerk’s running away, we were able to strengthen our family bonds in a heartwarming way.
Thanks, Nerk!
I was surprised when you first ran away, but now we’re having a lot of fun!
* * *
“Hilde, report.”
“Reporting! Katt-nim! According to my investigation, just yesterday! Nerk was switched to being a server! I secretly scouted and saw him actually taking orders from customers!”
“Okay! Good work, Hilde! Then it’s okay to execute the plan now!”
Now that Nerk has become a server, let’s go and order something ourselves. I’m very curious about how he’s handling customers.
“Okay, let me explain the plan. If one guy and nine girls go in all at once, even a newbie like Nerk will realize it’s his dad and moms. So let’s split into groups of three, three, and four to infiltrate. We’ll decide the groups and order randomly.”
“Yes! Katt-nim!”
“Hehehe, I’m really looking forward to it. An opportunity to tease our cute son. Ah, I want to have a son for our second child.”
“Yes. A son would be good for our second child.”
“Hmm, I had a son, so I want to have a daughter for our second child.”
The conversation suddenly went in this direction.
“Right? Don’t you think it’s about time we made a second one?”
“No, sis. The kids aren’t even grown up yet… Well, we could make one tomorrow if you want.”
“That’s true.”
We chatted like that and formed the groups.
The first group is me, Winia, and Risha.
“Alright! Let’s go! Distortion Field, on!”
—Whoosh!
Immediately, I applied the Distortion Field to me and them, hiding our figures and faces.
“Hoh, you definitely look like different people?”
“Ooh! Seongdo-nim has gotten smaller!”
“Hehehe, this is the omnipotence of the Heavenly Demon. But it’s just distorting appearances. If you’re not careful, you might get caught.”
I felt once again that even though I’m good at destruction and creation, I’m still lacking in this kind of utility. Distorting the surroundings to make them look different is harder than I thought.
“Blackie! Let’s go quickly!”
“Let’s go!”
The two busty wives raised their fists and expressed their enthusiasm, their breasts jiggling. Of course, it would look different to outsiders.
“Go!”
Immediately, I opened a gate to a suitable place near the restaurant and went inside.
* * *
Coming outside with the Distortion Field on, even though there were quite a few people around, we didn’t attract any attention.
“It feels like it’s been a while since I’ve felt like this? I hardly feel any attention.”
“Yeah. It seems changing our appearance has a big effect.”
They have the titles of the most beautiful women in the world + Valkyrie + Queen. Of course, they would be like this if they changed their appearance with the Distortion Field.
“I’m a little surprised too. I’m not getting noticed as much as I thought.”
“Then Nerk won’t notice either. Where… isn’t that the restaurant? Let’s go in!”
“Wait! Let’s see if Nerk is in the hall. Ah! He’s there!”
Looking inside the restaurant through the window.
Nerk, wearing a uniform, was walking around and working.
“Ack!”
The moment a customer accidentally bumped into a cup and was about to drop it.
—Whoosh!
Nerk very naturally caught it with his instep, gently kicked it up, and smoothly snatched it with his hand.
“Oh, it almost fell, sir.”
“Oh, oh! That was like a stunt! You have good dexterity, no, good foot dexterity!”
“It’s nothing. Please enjoy your meal.”
Nerk, that bastard, is talking proudly in such a cringey way…! S, shit! It’s so funny I could die!
“Hehe, hehehe…!”
“Heh, heh, hehheh, heheheheh!”
Winia and Risha, who saw the scene next to me, burst into laughter. Laughter that they were trying to suppress as much as possible… Good. Let’s endure it. I can endure it. I can still endure this much.
If I laugh at this, it’s the same as laughing at Nerk’s dream! As a father, I can never laugh!
“He, he’s revealing himself in that way and pretending to be natural as if nothing happened…!”
“O, our Nerk is just like Blackie!”
The two women, completely excited, were almost about to cry as they shared their opinions. No. But even so, I wouldn’t do that, would I? I used to live with some pretense, but not to that extent.
“Wow! Mr. Tnak! Your reflexes are no joke!”
“You’re so cool!”
The alias Nerk is using is Tnak.
“Ah, it’s nothing. It was just a coincidence that my foot was there. I didn’t mean to cause a commotion, but oh well.”
“Hahahahahahahahaha!!!”
At this point, I couldn’t hold back my laughter anymore! L, look at him pretending to be cool as if it’s nothing! He’s probably so happy to be noticed, but he’s acting like that!
“Blackie, hurry…! I want to go in so badly!”
“This one too! This one wants to go in quickly! How can a son be so cute!”
“Alright! Let’s go in!”
Like that.
—Creak.
The three of us entered the restaurant with the Distortion Field on.
“Welcome, customers. Are there three of you?”
As soon as we entered, Nerk, who appeared as if he had been waiting, greeted us very elegantly… I have to endure it! I can’t burst out laughing here!
—Twitch, twitch.
Winia and Risha’s shoulders were also shaking violently.
“Customer?”
“Ah, yes. Three people. Can you show us to a table?”
“Please follow me, customers.”
Nerk didn’t even know I was his dad and treated me kindly like a customer. Hoo, hoo. Haa. I exhale. I can’t laugh.
“Here it is. Please ring the bell if you want to order.”
“I’ll order right away.”
“What would you like to order?”
Wow.
But Nerk, who has mostly stayed at home, knew how to work naturally. Yeah. That’s my son. It doesn’t make sense for a demigod to not be able to do a simple job.
“One of the best-selling items in this store.”
“Pardon?”
“I said give me the best-selling item.”
“Hmm… I understand. Customer. But if you order like that, you can’t take it back even if you don’t like the menu.”
“A man has no regrets about the menu he chooses!!! Even if I don’t like it!!! I will empty the bowl without a single regret!!!”
As I shouted that.
“Ooh…!”
Nerk gasped as if he was moved by something.
—Twitch, twitch!
—Twitch, twitch!
Winia and Risha’s shoulder twitches are getting more and more intense.
Laughter endurance level extreme.
“I understand! Your will! I have received it well! Next order!”
“Ah, I’ll have the second best-selling menu.”
Winia said that while desperately trying to hold back her laughter.
“This… I will order the third best-selling menu and a refreshing drink.”
Risha also said, holding back her laughter.
“Oh my. It seems like it’s time for our chef to show off his skills. I understand. I’ll make sure to tell the kitchen. Then.”
Truly gentle service.
—Swish.
Nerk, who bowed deeply, walked towards the kitchen.
“Heh, hehha! Hahahaha! No! Why is Nerk so good at his job!”
“Hehehehehehehe! Our Nerk is so cool!”
“Heh, heheh! Heheheheheh! He’s so cute! How did he have such a lovely thought! He doesn’t know in his dreams! He doesn’t know we’re here!”
Unleashing laughter to our heart’s content with a noise-canceling barrier deployed. At first glance, Nerk was still pretending to be cool.
