## Chapter 1502 – Sword God Advent – The Demon God of Another World
“Oh, and Heavenly Demon.”
“Hm?”
“Currently, people all over the world are paying attention to the Heavenly Demon’s actions. What you will do in the future. How you will live in this world… They have a great deal of curiosity.”
“I know.”
That’s obvious.
“Humans are bound to admire powerful beings. I have already grasped the full extent of Earth’s power. Even if they poured all their weapons on me, they couldn’t even scratch me. If such a being has descended, it’s only natural they would be curious.”
“All weapons…”
“So, what is it you want to say?”
“Ah, it’s just that when the Heavenly Demon makes an announcement or gives an interview in the future, we at the Hunter Association would like to handle it exclusively. As well as interviews with the Queens… Of course, if you give us such an opportunity, we will provide even more in return.”
“Hehehe, you want an exclusive contract?”
“Yes? Yes, that’s right.”
They want to monopolize me.
Typical Earthling thinking.
But it is impossible to monopolize this Heavenly Demon.
“That’s something I’ll have to think about.”
“Ah… yes.”
Kwon Chan-hwi didn’t say more and nodded.
“Ah, and Heavenly Demon. Please don’t trust the internet space too much. Because it is literally an unlimited information space, there is a lot of information that is different from the truth or distorted.”
Is that what he was worried about?
“I know. Even books written by scholars have errors. There’s no way the internet, where people all over the world can freely engage without major restrictions, would be free of errors. Don’t worry. I am properly studying the artifacts of Earth’s civilization.”
“Oh… I see.”
The flow of time was slightly different, so it had been 15 years on Earth, but the internet culture itself hadn’t changed much compared to when I was in Korea.
It seemed to be because there had been many wars due to the Gates and monsters. The internet culture itself had stopped once and was now flowing again.
“Then, Heavenly Demon, I’ll be on my way.”
“Do so.”
And so, Kwon Chan-hwi left.
I think the Korean government will be asking me for something soon. After looking into it a bit, I found out that the whole world is struggling with monsters.
They must desperately need my help.
Especially this Korean land, which is in a difficult situation because of North Korea, the eastern part of China, and the Manchuria region, which were destroyed after the Gate incident. The monsters have taken over that land. The Gates haven’t been removed either, so the monsters keep respawning.
Most of Korea’s defense capabilities are focused there. It’s obvious what the government wants. Of course, not only Korea but most of the world is in that situation.
Using that to increase my influence wouldn’t be bad. I have to look at this long-term. I can come and go to Earth as I please.
“I shall spread the gospel of Fusion Confucianism on Earth as well.”
That is the Heavenly Demon.
Kim Katteu.
* * *
“Oh my, really?”
Anyway, when I returned to the room and told them about the government meeting schedule with desserts and the department store matter, deep smiles spread across their faces.
They must be very excited.
“Hehehe, yes. Of course, it’s true. Well, the meeting is the day after tomorrow, so let’s go to the department store tomorrow.”
“Hehe, I’m really looking forward to it. A department store… Yes, I should go out sometime.”
Riz, with her nouveau riche impression from when I first saw her, seemed to really like the department store story. But in fact, everyone was very interested in Earth-style clothing. More than anything, we can’t just keep watching movies and using the internet inside.
Everyone wanted to go out for some fresh air.
“Earth clothes, huh? I looked it up, and they all seem pretty good. Can I pick out everything I want when we go?”
“Yeah. Pick out as much as you want. There are a lot of good Earth clothes. But is there anything you’ve been looking at?”
At that, Winia said.
“What was it? A tracksuit? I like that. The materials used to make the clothes seem completely different from our world.”
“Oh. A tracksuit.”
That would be nice.
Since it’s tight-fitting.
I briefly imagined Winia in a tracksuit… It suits her very well.
“It might be a good idea to wear Earth clothes when we go to the meeting. It will make us more likable to the Earthlings.”
“Oh. That’s true.”
Kadia’s opinion was valid.
“Hmm… that would be good, but wouldn’t it be better to wear our clothes? Since it’s a meeting held by a government agency, we need to wear clothes that fit our formality.”
“Oh. That’s also true. Both of these are good ideas.”
Risha’s opinion is also reasonable.
“Then let’s wear our clothes to the meeting first. We have our dignity. But let’s wear Earth clothes in our daily lives. Just living our daily lives in Earth clothes will greatly increase the Earthlings’ favor.”
“Let’s do that.”
“Then, yes. Let’s do that.”
Let’s enjoy some shopping tomorrow. Then, after having a meeting the next day, we can wear Earth clothes and be active. Since we came to play, we should wear local clothes.
There’s also the saying that an Aloha shirt is the way to go when traveling abroad.
“Hehehe. I’m really looking forward to it, Katteu. Tens of thousands of ice cream flavors from all over the world… We can taste the best of them, right?”
Maybe it’s because she lived in a hot region.
She seemed to be really into ice cream.
“Hehehe, of course.”
In fact, they will probably try to interview me or her or say something important while serving desserts. Then, of course, they need to be won over. They will definitely prepare only the best.
When it comes to food, we can just look forward to it.
Anyway, we were talking about that when.
ㅡClap!
“Then, Katteu-nim! Please prepare!”
Suddenly, Hilde clapped and said that.
Prepare?
“For what?”
Is there something to do?
“There’s something we must do before we all go out!”
“What is it?”
Looking at them, they’re all nodding. What are they going to do?
“Katteu-nim, please take this.”
And Hilde handed me something like a square board.
“This is…”
Something was written on the square board, so I read it for a moment.
[I will not do the Servant Fist.]
[I will not say the Servant Fist.]
Oh.
Oh?
“What is this?”
What is this?
“Now, Katteu-nim! Hold that! You can lift it over your head!”
“Katteu, be good? Let’s hold that?”
“Blackie, like this. Lift it over your head.”
Suddenly kind, they stroked my head and shoulders while asking me to lift this square board over my head. But… I couldn’t understand what was going on. What is it? What are they forbidding me from doing?
ㅡWash, wash, wash the eyes.
Even after rubbing my eyes and looking again, the square board said that I would not do the Servant Fist. An extremely incomprehensible phrase was written on it.
“Saint. Don’t pretend you don’t know. You must lift it up quickly.”
Was it because I was in a state of confusion?
“…”
As if possessed by Elise’s words, I grabbed the square board and lifted it up as it was.
Then.
ㅡSmile. Click.
ㅡClick.
ㅡClick.
ㅡSmile. Click.
ㅡClick.
ㅡClick.
ㅡSmile. Click.
They all took out their smartphones and started taking pictures of me indiscriminately while surrounding me… No!!!
“W, what is this in the world!!!!”
“Lehu is also forbidden! Katteu, you are now forbidden from Lehu too!”
Riz shouted like a thunderbolt!
“What are you talking about…!”
“Blackie, hurry up and repeat after me! I will not do the Servant Fist! I will not say the Servant Fist!”
You crazy people!
“No, how can I say that!!! More than that, what is this! You’re telling me not to do the Servant Fist?!”
“So you were going to keep doing it, you! You’ve already been caught! As your sister, I have to stop you from imitating that weird thing!”
“Te, Teeheeeng…!”
“Don’t do that either!”
Unbelievable reality!
I looked at their faces one by one and sent out a request for rescue! But they avoided my gaze or just showed a kind expression!
From me…!
Are you going to take that joy away from me!
“Why are you making such a shocking expression, Katteu? We now know the truth about that Servant thing. We can’t accept that you’re imitating such a strange thing. So now that Servant thing is forbidden!”
“That can’t beeee!!!”
Inhuman shock!
This is a violation of human rights, no!
It’s a violation of the Heavenly Demon’s rights!!!
“Servant Fist. Servant Sword. Servant Incision. You just put it on all your skill names. I didn’t even know what it was, so I just thought that’s how it was.”
Karin shook her head, saying “Tsk tsk.”
“Blackie. Give up. We’ve already finished investigating.”
Winia delivered the final warning…!
“Why do you like that green creature so much?”
“Hey. Anyway, we’re going to film a video now. Say it quickly. That you won’t do the Servant thing. By the way, Kui Kui… what was it, Boong Tze Boong Tze? That’s all forbidden too.”
“S, such an absurdity!”
Not only are they taking pictures, but now all nine of them are going to film me saying those humiliating words with their smartphones…!
These older sisters have completely understood modern civilization!
“Cut out my heart.”
“Cutting out is also forbidden, Katteu-nim.”
“Forgive.”
“Father? We’ve decided to forbid ‘I won’t forgive you’ too.”
No!
Why do you know so well!!!
Why are you such experts!!!
It seemed that everything had been exposed!
“Why did you learn how to use the internet so quickly!”
“Of course. We’re demigods now. We have that much ability. We’ve already finished investigating, so give up.”
“Katteu, be good? Let’s not imitate strange things anymore?”
Claudia smiled kindly and stroked my head…!
“That barrier. It seems that the name Kim Katteu Park attached to the barrier also originated from Futaba Park.”
“Blackie, that’s also forbidden!”
“I can’t accept this Jyaaaaaaaat!!!”
“Saint!!! Dejaaaat is also forbidden! This is really absurd! Isn’t that a shout you’ve been using since a long time ago! You’ve been imitating that strange fist art picture since then!”
In the end.
“S, Servant Fist…. I won’t…”
I had no choice but to make a humiliating declaration while they were filming a video with their smartphones.
“I, I… I won’t do it…”
Why can’t you understand the awesomeness of the Servant Fist.
“Hehehe, good job Katteu. A wonderful Katteu doesn’t need to imitate such strange things. Then, since you listened well, shall we do what Katteu wants to do?”
“…Okay.”
That’s how they comforted me with sex.
From now on, I’ll have to practice the Servant Fist and play alone in secret.
* * *
The next day.
We arrived in front of `Imperial Kshatriya`, the largest department store in Korea.
I don’t know why Korean department store names have such random and bizarre words like Kshatriya and Imperial in them, but I thought that this would be related to the fact that the names of newly built apartment complexes in Korea are all made up of English words that look luxurious.
“Wow. It’s really crowded.”
“Of course! Katteu-nim’s overflowing charisma has completely captivated the Earthlings!”
“That’s right! You are truly the Saint!”
And the front of the department store was now packed with people.
ㅡOooooooooooooo!
ㅡWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
ㅡKyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!!
Tens of thousands of people came to see us.
“Blackie. Use the Heavenly Demon’s Descent once.”
“No. Do you think I should use it?”
