## Chapter 150 – Kobolds and the Underground Labyrinth
So, we started living together, the three of us.
Does this even make sense?
“Blackie.”
“What.”
“If you sleep facing that woman, you’re dead.”
“What the…”
As the price for living with two women, I couldn’t lie on my side while sleeping. This was a serious problem. How can a person only sleep on their back? You have to lie on your right side, and your left side, don’t you?
But if I turned to face Claudia, Winia would pinch my side, and if I turned to face Winia, I was afraid of Claudia’s sexual harassment and nagging.
Always in a state where two women were lying next to me on the same bed, with me in the middle.
No matter which way I turned, pain was inevitable.
…Great pain.
“Call me ‘Unni’.”
“No. And take your hands off, okay?”
ㅡSqueeze, squeeze.
Hands stretched out from both sides and rubbed my penis. It was like my thing was a joystick, and they were fighting over who got to touch it. This situation was truly out of this world. It’s not like there’s a “Gather ’round, everyone who wants to grab my dick!” event, goddammit.
Stop playing finger wrestling with my thing!
“Ah. I’m gonna die.”
Several weeks had passed since the first 3P incident. The lectures at the guild were over, and it was time to go to work. When I said that, they both nodded.
Winia, as a professional mage, could take on C-rank requests on her own, but because she didn’t want to be separated from me, we decided to do everything together as a trio. Thus, the fixed three-person party of me, Claudia, and Winia was formed.
What is this? Does it feel like a trio of bandit spouses?
“Both of you, hands off. I think I’m gonna cum.”
“Should I take it out like this? Or do you want it inside?”
When she said that, Claudia whispered in my ear. The choice was obviously the latter… But just as I was about to answer, Winia grabbed my penis and twisted it.
“Keuheok! Hey, hey! What are you doing! That hurts!”
“…Unni. You have to follow the order.”
“Hehe. Okay, go ahead.”
Winia, who had climbed on top of me, shook her hips.
Her large breasts swayed. The sight of her pink nipples moving, leaving afterimages, was like a dream. As a mage who learns everything well, her clumsy cowgirl position had now reached the level of an expert. Winia focused on pleasing me with her body.
“Heugeut…! Heueut…! Haa… Blackie, do you like it? Huh? Do you think you’re gonna cum?”
“Keueu… euu, I’m coming.”
“It’s okay to do it inside Blackie… Hieut!”
At those words, Winia bounced her hips even more intensely.
Unable to hold back any longer with the increased speed, I ejaculated inside her with that momentum. Winia, who climaxed at the same time as me, let out a moan and arched her back. Hot breath burst out. I laid Winia, who had wrapped her body around me, back down next to me.
Does stamina get stronger the more you use it?
I was being tested to my limits every single day. I couldn’t even count how many times I had come today alone. Was I going to wither and die like this? The fear of the abyss reached out to me.
And then I fell asleep as if I had fainted.
Of course, I couldn’t even dream of turning to lie on my side.
***
It wasn’t anything new for the Adventurer’s Guild to be chaotic and bustling, but today it seemed especially bad. I smelled it. The smell of an incident. The reason these adventurers, like a swarm of locusts, were so excited was because there was a significant event.
And it was a pretty tempting one at that.
Early in the morning. We visited the guild.
Well, we had to make some money now, didn’t we? Even though we had a lot of money saved up, the moment we became complacent, we would be heading towards death.
I had also been training in swordsmanship hard for a month, so I had to test my improved skills. Anyway, when I opened the guild door with the two women in tow, I could see F-ranks and E-ranks moving around busily.
“Heu-heung, I wonder if something’s going on?”
Claudia said, seeing the scene.
“They wouldn’t be like that if nothing was going on. Blackie. I’ll be waiting, so go get some work.”
“I will.”
When something special that could be done as a group came up, it usually created this kind of atmosphere. It was probably because a dungeon had been discovered, or a group of monsters had appeared nearby.
It would have been easier to get an explanation if Copson was here, but unfortunately, he wasn’t to be seen. To investigate directly, I broadened my shoulders like a mountain and pushed through the crowd gathered in front of the bulletin board.
“Hey, you son of a bitch! Who the hell is cutting in?!”
When I slipped into the crowd, a young adventurer turned around and shouted at me. His gaze rose as he turned his head. I smiled and looked down at him.
“Yes? Oh, I’m sorry.”
“…”
Then he immediately lowered his head.
…This is it!
This is what I wanted!
The pride and self-esteem as an honorable warrior, which had been declining because I was stuck between two women stronger than me, seemed to be rising a little. I was born to be the boss. I decided to ask the intimidated guy.
“Excuse me. Do you happen to know why people are gathered here like this?”
“…I heard that a dungeon of kobolds was discovered.”
“What? Kobolds?”
“I don’t know the details.”
The young man said that and slipped away.
A dungeon of kobolds… As everyone knows, kobolds are pathetic monsters that boast unparalleled patheticity even among the pathetic creatures of this other world. But that’s only half true.
Kobolds inside their territory, that is, inside a dungeon, are more terrifying than you can imagine. I knew that very well from my bitter experience as an F-rank.
Fighting against kobolds that swarm like ants in a dark dungeon is difficult even for the most skilled warrior. You can’t use your skills to their full potential in a dark and narrow underground dungeon… Well, that’s the story.
Anyway, the reason the guild was so noisy seemed to be because this kobold dungeon had been discovered. It could be considered an opportunity in its own way. Somewhere in the kobolds’ lair, there was a room where ‘treasure’ was buried.
I’m not kidding.
Like monsters that dig tunnels underground like ants, they have a separate room in their lair where they store ‘trash’, and this ‘trash’ refers to buried objects or minerals.
All sorts of things buried in the ground are gathered somewhere in their lair.
There had been rumors for a while that this sometimes hit the jackpot. There was a dreamlike rumor that an E-rank adventurer party had entered the treasure room of a kobold dungeon and found high-purity magic stones there, changing their fate.
I used to dream of that when I was an F-rank.
It was a disaster, though.
My dear friends.
“Blackie. What are you thinking so hard about? You really don’t look good when you’re thinking.”
“…Eum?”
As I was lost in thought, Winia came up and poked my cheek.
“What are you talking about? Who thinks as much as I do? Don’t you know that I’m Thinker Kim Katt?”
“Blackie’s talking nonsense again.”
What did you say, you little…?
I won’t stop even if you cum while crying tonight.
“So, what’s going on?”
“It’s nothing much. I heard that a kobold dungeon was discovered. It seems like everyone’s going there, so it’s so noisy.”
“Kobold dungeon? Sounds good.”
“Sounds good?”
“It’s one of the things that makes money.”
Winia, showing her enthusiasm, pushed her chest out and approached the bulletin board.
In an instant, most of the eyes in the hall gathered between Winia’s breasts, but she didn’t seem to care much. Is this the余裕 of those who have? I growled at those guys once, and they all lowered their eyes.
“Large-scale (estimated) kobold dungeon discovered? The location isn’t that far from here. It looks like a lot of people have gone. Blackie, do you want to do this?”
“What? Isn’t it a bit dangerous?”
“Danger is always dangerous. Blackie, are you scared?”
“No… it’s not that. I just had something like that happen in the past.”
It’s a memory like a malicious joke that my friends were wiped out.
“What is it?”
“It’s nothing. Anyway, if you’re okay with it, I guess it’s okay.”
If Winia, who is a higher-level adventurer than me, judges it that way, it would be okay to try it out. From what I’ve heard, it seems like she’s been there a few times. In the first place, dungeons like that make money.
Even if you just strip off the equipment of the adventurers who went in and died and sell it, you can make a decent amount of money. Not to mention if you find the legendary treasure room.
“Blackie, you know that kobolds make treasure rooms in their lairs, right?”
“Yeah. I know that. Have you ever seen one?”
“A couple of times. That’s how I made some money.”
In the end, it was decided to go to the kobold dungeon. I gathered some information and approached Claudia, who was sitting leisurely at the table.
“Claudia. This time it’s a kobold dungeon, is that okay?”
“Kobold dungeon? I’ve never been there. I don’t mind if it’s my first time.”
“Okay. Then let’s decide on that. But will three of us be enough?”
I thought we should have at least one more person since we were going to a dungeon. I would have recommended Copson if he was here, but he’s not to be seen, so I can’t help it.
“It’s more than enough, so don’t worry.”
“Yeah, well. I guess there won’t be any problems.”
In fact, I don’t think there would be any problems even if it was just Claudia and Winia. Aren’t they women who can slice or bake any monster that appears? Anyway, we sat at the table and discussed it appropriately.
The kobold dungeon was discovered in a village called ‘Soldan’ next to Isvant, and that place is a pretty good village, so we don’t have to worry about food and lodging.
“Then let’s pack our bags today and leave, and solve our food and lodging there. If it’s awkward to sleep outside, we can find an inn.”
“I guess so. Heu-eung… Should we just get one room?”
Claudia looked at Winia’s face with her chin resting on her hand.
Hmm. Certainly, there’s an advantage to getting only one room if the three of us go.
“…What do you mean by that? Then get two rooms. Me and Blackie will sleep together, and Unni can sleep alone.”
“Oh my, are you calling me ‘Unni’? I’m so happy.”
“Ugh, annoying!”
I grabbed the two of them, who were bickering, and dragged them outside. Since we were going to a dungeon, there were a lot of things to pack. I should buy a big backpack and a lantern.
“Winia. Can you use Light magic?”
“Is there a mage who can’t use that? Blackie, that’s the basics.”
“How do I know what your basics are? How much can you use specifically?”
“Enough to go around the dungeon completely.”
Light magic is a magic that summons a sphere of light to illuminate the surroundings. Therefore, if there is a mage, there is no need for torches or lanterns. But it’s a skill that consumes mana, so we should pack it just in case.
As I was about to move to go to the general store, I saw a familiar figure walking from the other side.
ㅡClatter, clatter.
The blue nun’s habit and veil had white lining for accent, and the light armor worn over it seemed to embody unwavering faith. That’s right. It was Elise, the short red-haired nun.
“Ah-ahnit! Elise! It’s good to see you!”
“Nice to see you, Saint. It’s nice to see you again like this. I feel a great connection after all.”
When I waved my hand frantically to greet her, Elise, who approached quickly, greeted me with her unique expressionless face.
“What’s going on? You’re in Isvant again.”
“As always, it’s a dispatch mission. I received an order to investigate the kobold dungeon by recruiting a local assistant.”
“What? Dungeon? I was just about to go there! Could it be related to necromancers again?”
“You have a good sense. That’s exactly it. There have been reports from adventurers that they found a stele with suspicious patterns drawn on it that matched what we’ve seen inside. So I came.”
As I was happily chatting with Elise, Winia frowned and poked my back.
“…Who’s that woman?”
“Ah, she’s my friend. Say hello. This is Elise, a nun from the Order of the Radiant Cross.”
“Blackie… Why do you seem to know so many women?”
“Because I’m so handsome.”
“You’re talking complete bullshit, really.”
“Eum? Am I not?”
“Shut up. Blackie isn’t handsome, he’s cute.”
As they were bickering, Elise came over and held out her hand to Winia.
“Nice to meet you, mage. You must be Saint Katt’s companion. I am Elise, a lower-ranking nun belonging to the Order of the Radiant Cross.”
“…Winia. I’m a mage.”
Yay elise arc maybe?