Chapter 210 – DLC Episode 13 – Engine Fluid, Coolant, Transmission Fluid, and Even Brake Fluid♡ It’s So Slippery! Please Give Me More… !!
DLC Episode 13 – Engine fluid, coolant, transmission fluid, and even brake fluid♡ It’s so slippery! Please give me more… !!
“This is as delicious as death?!!”
Transforming robot constellations getting oil pumped together in a maintenance shop.
I am losing my senses from the taste of various liquids that I have tasted for the first time in my life.
“Please add everything, including engine fluid, coolant, transmission fluid, and brake fluid♡”
“It’s so slippery! Please give me more… !!”
“My stomach has become full thanks to the fluid the men gave me♡ I’m burping… !!”
Boom, boom, boom.
The constellations were happy with the engine and exhaust sounds.
The dialogue was a bit strange because it was a gay game world, but I liked it anyway.
“Wing~ chicken. Did I tell you? “I heard this feels perfect?”
“I didn’t know that various liquids and juices made by humans were so delicious! I lost half my life! Now I’m going to stop harassing people! The humans who make this delicious liquid must be carefully protected~♡”
The sports car that said – approached me.
“You know, I want to thank you for telling me how good it feels.”
It was a slightly old-looking sports car.
The car hasn’t been washed at all, so it feels old.
“I was wondering if you would let me drive. How do you feel?”
Well, it’s not a top-of-the-line sports car, but it’s okay.
I felt like I would feel quite good if I drove with Kuma.
At that time, there was a rattle and sparks flew out.
The transformation began with an engine sound that seemed to shake the ground.
It was not a transformation into a robot.
It was a transformation from a car to a car, from a sports car to a crazy sports car.
Grumble-
The car’s paint peeled off like a peeling shell.
Shining black paint appeared underneath it.
The car body also changed to a sleeker and lower appearance.
It looks sophisticated enough to be believable even if it is a car worth tens of billions of dollars.
“Woohyo~ Super cool sports car, Gettodaze-♪ Is it hiding such a big figure under its old exterior?!! “Isn’t this bullshit?!!!”
I boarded right away.
Kuma also climbed into the passenger seat.
I’ve driven cars that were said to be expensive, but this felt a little different.
Does it just feel like slipping?
“Kkekekeke. The ride comfort is great.”
It was a car that was as comfortable to get off as it was to get in.
On the way out, I found Pedro and Marina.
They were being taken in.
“It’s so funny to see those guys being dragged away!! Let’s make fun of it!!!”
I rolled down the window and stuck my tongue out at them.
Pedro’s face crumpled when he saw me.
“Ku, Kuma! Are you next to me?! Help me! If I go in this time, I really might not be able to come out! If you testify in your favor, you can avoid prison! “You are a famous hero!!”
When did you stop treating me like a fool and harassing me, and now you ask me to help you?
As expected, he had a different way of thinking from ordinary people.
All people who bully their friends are like that.
“Please, please, Kuma!! I am reflecting!! If you help me just once, I will repay your kindness for the rest of my life!! From now on, I will not do bad things and live honestly, so please just this once… !!”
Kuma just sat quietly and listened to the sound.
“Hey. Do you have any last words to say to that idiot?”
“…”
She seems to have decided on something.
She tilted her upper body and showed her face to Pedro.
“Ku, Kuma!”
“Hey Pedro.”
“You’re helping me too, right? We are friends!”
Her answer was unexpected.
Flying… !!
He was taunting Pedro with his tongue!
“Kkekekeke. “Who did you learn that vulgar language from?”
“Ha? Of course, it’s you. “Because you’re the only one wagging your tongue like this.”
“It’s completely changed to my taste. Is there nothing more to say now?”
“Of course! “Let’s turn off that pathetic bastard who can’t even get out of bed and go for a drive!”
So we left to enjoy a vacation.
Pedro’s screams were drowned out by the sexy engine noise.
*
Road leading to Copacabana Beach.
It is a beach where you can hear the sound of waves crashing.
There are also palm trees on both sides.
Every time I stepped on the accelerator pedal of the sports car, my body was pressed against the seat and I slid along the road.
While she was enjoying the pleasant breeze, Kuma spoke to her.
It was a voice that felt shy, unlike usual.
“Hey Kim Taeyang. “Thank you?”
“Ha? What do you mean?”
“Thanks to you, I overcame my trauma and cut off bad friends.”
“Ah, there is no need to be thankful. “I just managed my sow.”
If she had known that Kuma had a past like this, she would have come forward immediately.
It’s a background that even I, the possessed person, didn’t know about.
This was probably meant to be released as DLC for the game.
Well, now it’s no use talking about it being a game or anything.
Because now this is my reality.
But there was a need to be nervous.
A lot of settings that I don’t know about have been added to this world.
There are still many people who threaten the world, including Lilith, the goddess of pleasure who broke into the school last time, and Brazil’s large-scale criminal organization.
“Pedro, I am so relieved to have beaten that bastard! “This is all thanks to you!”
“Kkkk. Isn’t this the result of four years of hard training?”
“Well, that’s true too. “The training method of squeezing and squeezing was definitely amazing?”
“Squeezing and squeezing?”
“You sure you don’t know? National Danzo Squeeze Squeeze Squeeze! “It’s really hot training, isn’t it?”
Now that I think about it, I heard that Kuma did some kind of training by inserting a dildo into the front and back holes.
[Squeezing, squeezing, training method], That’s a really lame name.
Also, what is Danzo?
“Danjo is a combination of dance and gymnastics! This is the hero training method officially recommended by the Seoul Metropolitan Government? “Isn’t this a very popular training method among heroes these days?”
“Ha… ?”
What kind of shallow training method does the city recommend?
Even the name is so extreme, right?
Oh, that’s right.
This was a scam.
Well, since it’s a gay game, the city of Seoul is pushing such vulgar shit like “Sjogo and Jogo”.
If it were reality, there’s no way you’d spend your precious budget on something like that, right?
Don’t waste your taxes!
At times like this, I kind of miss a normal world where there is no such thing as [National Dance Squeeze, Squeeze]… !
“Anyway, it’s all the rage! Everyone is posting challenges and training reviews on social media!”
Kuma somehow looked excited.
At that moment, I sensed a danger signal.
‘A man’s touch.’
The national danzo thing seems to be gaining popularity in some abnormal way.
Even though this world is like a gay game, it’s strange that such an idiotic training method is popular.
And the city recommends it?
It wasn’t some kind of change to common sense, and it was something abnormal even in the world of gay games.
Something smells bad…
I had an ominous feeling, but I decided to enjoy my vacation for now.
But, it wasn’t just National Danzo who was disturbing us.
“Introduce a quota system for women in high-ranking positions!”
“Fire the men and hire women!”
“Don’t force a corset!”
“Girls Can Do Anything!”
They were protesters who took over the road.
At first glance, it seemed like they were feminists.
It was Kuma who frowned before me.
“Why are they all so fat? If you do feminism or something, does everything happen like that?”
… I didn’t say anything.
Kuma said that.
“Hey, hey. “You mean that?”
“Ha? I was talking about degraded women. What’s the problem? Besides, isn’t obesity bad for your health? Is it selfish to not take care of your own health? “If I get sick later, my family and friends will be sad.”
Hmm…
When you say that, I have nothing to say.
Well, anyway, feminism has nothing to do with me!
*
“Kim Taeyang!!!! We will definitely kill them in the name of feminism!!!!!!!”
Korea Feminism Association Club Office.
The president of the Starlight Women’s Solidarity shouted.
“Calm down, Chairman.”
“Calm down… No… !!! This son of a bitch is treating my friend like a sex slave!!!!”
She handed over her laptop and showed the pictures to her executives.
Photo posted on Kim Tae-yang’s SNS.
It was a photo taken with a woman with bright yellow hair.
It was Lena Erandel.
“Oh my god. “Is that guy rubbing shoulders with senior Lena right now?”
“Ugh. I think it smells like Hannam. Is it because of the wifi?”
“How did Senior Lena end up like that? …”
It was a photo that wasn’t particularly repulsive.
We were just putting our arms around each other.
A male feminist asked.
“Isn’t it just a photo taken between close friends?”
“What?”
“Does this seem like just a friendly relationship?”
“They say you shouldn’t smell like this.”
“You lack gender sensitivity.”
The chairman shouted, spitting in anger.
“Look at the earrings Lena is wearing! She was an innocent girl who never did anything like this when she was in school with me! Plus, she even has a piercing in her navel! Also, Kim Sun -yang see the hand of the dog’s hand !! This must have touched her breasts!!!”
“That’s right!!! This is sexual harassment!!! “I have to sue!!!!”
“I don’t know what it is, but it’s clear that Lena is being threatened!!!!”
“Senpai Lena is so pitiful!!!!”
They were alumni who went to school with Seolharin, Kuma, and Lena.
Now, she has moved on to another school and is running a feminist union club.
But at some point, I lost contact with the three of them.
After that, their photos began to appear on Kim Tae-yang’s SNS.
“I will definitely save Lena. Everyone is going to join in, right?”
“Of course. “Chairman Seohyun Bang.”
Seohyun Bang.
The mother’s last name was Yu, and the father’s last name was Bang, so it became ‘Yubang’.
Don’t you dare say Bangyu by using your father’s last name in front of you?
“Kim Taeyang!!! We are going to kill that devil with a dick and regain women’s human rights!!!!!”
“Girls Can Do Anything!!!!!!!”
“Girls Can Do Anytyeeeee!!!!!!!”
Breast Seohyun (innocent pretty girl).
She promised, bobbing her big breasts (F cup, not a pig).
