Chapter 9 – Me Trying to Get a Fake Job
A basement in Eunpyeong-gu, Seoul.
This was Dr. Cathy’s laboratory, with state-of-the-art equipment and a size of about 50 pyeong.
Me, Sehwa, and Dr. Cathy are currently here without anyone knowing.
Saehwa muttered as she looked around the lab.
“To think there was a place like this in the basement of Seoul…”
Sehwa maintained her composure, probably because she had changed into a cool and strong Leona.
And I, who was transported on a wheeled stretcher…
“Do you look at me like that even when everyone is dying? What a freak.”
I pretended to be engrossed throughout the facility to the point where Dr. Cathy would say that.
Sehwa sent her a glare.
“Aunty, get some treatment…”
“I know. And if you keep calling her a lady, will she throw this guy away? Are you Dr. Jennifer Cash? Choose one of Dr. Kathy, Dr. Jennifer, and call me.”
“… Yes, Doctor…”
Sehwa reluctantly chose the title Dr.
In fact, Dr. Cathy was young enough to call her older sister.
It’s hard to believe that he’s in his early 40’s.
It was a very grating bitch to me, but other people would think of the doctor as a hot-looking young woman.
Dr. Cathy moved me to a medical device that looked like an MRI and operated the button.
I know exactly what this is.
It was a medical device used by Beast Slayers when injured.
Gee-!
When I entered the cylinder, the blue light enveloped my entire body and scanned my body in real time with a beeping sound. My eyes widened.
He even pretended to be amazed at howhehealed small and large wounds on his skin.
The device was not an over-technology class item that heals wounds at once.
However, as it was an invention made by Dr. Cathy, one of the greatest geniuses among humans, it had a much faster treatment speed than the latest medical equipment currently in hospitals in 2533.
Pushik!
The light green liquid is sprayed on my wound and heals the scar quickly.
It was a complex antibiotic and restoration serum developed by Dr. Cathy.
“I copied the serum from your tissue and healed the wound. It will be a bit itchy for a day or so, but bear with it. And I know it’s luck It was fortunate that it was in the space between the large rubble, otherwise it would have been a rat cannon. Got it?”
It was Dr. Cathy’s rather forceful words.
Now that I’m feeling pretty well, I lifted my head and looked at my body.
Questioned afterwards.
“Serum…? What is it made of? Stem Cells? Seeing that the wound heals quickly, it seems that the epidemiology was also added… How did you do it?”
How is it? Is your interest in me soaring?
Said Dr. Cathy with a tired expression.
“Are you really crazy? Do you know what happened?”
“Yes?”
I thought deeply and said.
“When I woke up, I was among the rubble… Saehwa came to help… Ajum… No, the doctor removed the rubble with a polymers alloy mechanical arm.”
“I don’t know if I’m out of my mind or not. They said he was an eccentric genius who won prizes in many prestigious competitions at a young age… And that word fits perfectly.”
“How did you know that?”
“I did some background research.”
She speaks boldly.
I asked in surprise.
“A behind-the-scenes investigation?”
“I had to check whether you were clean or not.”
He seems to be beyond suspicion, as he doesn’t say anything else.
Marcella, well done.
Wheein!
The device moved and slowly spit me out.
I, who was only wearing panties, jumped up despite the embarrassment that Sehwa was watching.
No, it wasn’t an act of embarrassment, it was an intentional action.
Trying to play a crazy ballerina.
“Can I disassemble the machine a bit? Or even analyzing the ingredients of the medicine sprayed on my body…”
“If you try to do that, I know I’ll cut off your palms. Shut up and get dressed.”
“…. Ugh!”
It was only then that I covered my body and pretended to be embarrassed.
Then Dr. Cathy shook her head and pointed to a room in the corner.
“Go in there, there will be a closet. Pick up something and put it on.”
“Yes…”
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I came out wearing rather oversized clothes, and when the doctor turned on the TV in the corner of the lab, I approached it.
All channels were reporting breaking news.
The unbelievable actually happened, so it has to be.
[An unknown monster has appeared in downtown Seoul, and five buildings…]
-Hee hee hee hee!-
The image of Amdusias, which seemed to have been taken by the police with a body camera, and his idiot-like screams were heard on the screen.
The dick was a mosaic.
I opened my mouth.
“That… What that…”
Then Sehwa came to me and said.
“I was very surprised too. The building collapsed and that horse-headed monster… Looked at me and Seunghyeon and licked his lips.”
“…Then you ran away?”
At those words, Sehwa smiled cryptically.
“No… No… I’ll tell you later. Let’s see the news for a moment.”
“Yeah, yeah…”
[This creature, which appears to be a monster in the legend, is killed, killed by something with a light blue flash… No, sorry. It looks like it’s been killed. The sudden white night phenomenon that appeared before that caused experts to […
Tsutsui… You look like an experienced news anchor, but notice how he stutters.
You must let the people know about the Beast Slayer’s legendary journey that will begin from now on.
So be strong
The news continued to talk about all sorts of things, including casualties.
At the end, we even brought in self-styled sci-fi experts to discuss why this happened.
But nothing became clear.
Saehwa becoming Earth’s guardian is a story a little later.
He gains fame from the moment monsters start appearing in earnest.
I tilted my head and looked at Sehwa.
“Wait a minute… There’s a lot of talk about the white night phenomenon and the flash, right?”
“… That’s right.”
“I’m sure there was a dazzling light before you found me…”
“That’s right too.”
“The lady over there… It seems that the doctor played a big role in resolving this issue, and the labs are only things I’ve never seen before… Crucially, the doctor and you seem to know each other…”
After being silent for a moment, I smiled without reason.
Hehe… I can’t believe it… It’s not…”
Saehwa’s face shows a playful look at my reaction.
I was blown away by the smoke of my whole body.
She asked.
“What do you think?”
“Come on? Awfully…”
“Are you scared? It’s completely different from the way he showed interest in machines just a moment ago. Am I unfamiliar?”
“Hey, don’t joke. You really want to be scared.”
“It does look like it. Look at the goosebumps on your arms.”
Saying that, Sehwa swipe my arm.
I like this kind of skinship.
Add me… No, just keep pretending to be scared.
“If that’s the case, I’ll just leave…?”
“I don’t know if you have anywhere to run to? Are the sides blocked? How else will you open the door? Do you know the password? Is it fingerprint recognition?”
“…..”
“I’m just kidding. What you are thinking is probably correct.”
“What am I thinking?”
“You’re thinking it was me who killed that monster. No?”
“…. Not really?”
“No, what… I know you well. I thought you would notice.”
Thank you Sehwa.
But you know me well
I can’t quite agree on that.
I put one hand on my chest and breathed heavily.
Then Sehwa hurriedly came and helped me.
“Jihyuk! It’s okay?”
“Wait… I’ll just calm down…”
“I must have been playing too much… I’m sorry…”
I behaved confused for a while.
A trembling body, restless eyes.
However, as he gradually calmed down, he acted as if he came back intelligent again.
When I got up, Dr. Cathy, who came near me, said,
“You’re not even as brave as a bandaeng.”
I excused myself.
“No… How many people can say that they are resolute in a situation like this…”
“You are brave enough. Now, should I erase the memory and send it back… Or…”
A bitch that erased my memory.
Could there be anything like that?
You are testing me now.
Don’t let me accept
“For a moment! Stop! Can you erase memories too?”
“I can’t do it.”
“You want me to forget this heaven? I can’t. I’ll stick around until I can study the machines here. Did you cut your stomach?”
“Okay. Lie down.”
“Yes?”
“You want me to slit your stomach. I’ll cut it.”
My pupils shook violently.
Then Sehwa approached and dissuaded the doctor.
“Doctor, this is just a joke. Don’t even erase Jihyeok’s memories.”
“There is no such thing. I was just kidding. But is this guy trustworthy? Be honest.”
“He is someone I can trust more than anyone else.”
Sehwa’s firm and knife-like answer.
More than anyone else… Then did you rank him higher than Yoo Seung-hyun? Or equivalent?
This is pretty happy.
Seeing her firm eyes, Dr. Cathy nodded.
Perhaps because she had become Leona, who could not transform without a sense of justice, Dr. Cathy seemed to trust Sehwa’s discernment.
To become a warrior of justice… No, it seemed to send faith as much as he was already a talented person.
In fact, if you think about it, there wasn’t much reason to doubt me.
I’m not a monster like Amdusias… I’m a seemingly benevolent victim and human.
Whatever it was, it was good for me.
You can easily infiltrate here.
“Okay. You there, dismantle this once.”
After saying that, Dr. Cathy threw a small cylinder-shaped object at me.
I took it in, looked at it with curious eyes, and nodded.
‘The scan is over, so I won’t scan anymore.’
I secretly put my body back into a modified state.
Then, I went to the desk in the corner of the lab full of tools and prepared to show Dr. Cathy my skills.
‘It’s a flash grenade. You gave me this to dismantle? That bitch…’
This is a consumable that I often use in the game.
As it is a flash grenade for anti-monsters, its power is incomparable to that of normal flash grenades.
Although it was made for high crime use, it will be used against monsters from now on, so it is suitable for use against monsters.
Anyway, what if I messed with something and the stun gren exploded?
He wouldn’t go blind, but his eyesight would suffer greatly.
Your eardrums will also be shocked.
I had a suspicion that he didn’t believe me yet, but Dr. Cathy was originally a bit of a tasteless person.
It is not strange to do so.
Dr. Cathy must have thought that the disbandment would take a long time, and said that she had something to say and entered the room with Saehwa.
Maybe it was to dodge the flashbang in case it exploded.
I analyzed the stun grenade from the information flooding in my head, and soon began dismantling it.
Even so, he increased his hearing and pricked his ears.
It was to eavesdrop on the room the two entered.
In the room, Dr. Cathy’s questions began.
-How did you feel?
-What?
-When you transformed into that dragon… No, a warrior.
-That… I felt like I had to defeat evil. I also thought about getting rid of that monster.
It sounds good, it sounds good
– Then again, if monsters like today appear or if a heinous criminal causes fear in the people… Will you go out?
– Are there other monsters like that?
-Is there a law saying no? Give me an answer
-Yeah… I’m going to go ahead. So did the doctor. That the item belonged to me.
-Right. The device can only be used by you now. Are you saying you’re leaving anyway? I want to become a warrior of justice.
-That’s not…
-I know, you thought it was destiny, right? I think so too. I was just making a silly joke.
Having already dismantled the flash grenade, I stopped listening to the conversation and looked around.
Don’t make me regret leaving me alone
Admire my skills and hire me as an assistant, intern or employee.
I will not receive a salary. Because I am one of the richest people in Korea.
I secretly took several consumables that the Beast Slayers were going to use and started disassembling them.
Even so, I did not forget to keep my ears open.
-Do you know Aether?
-No…
-What is that…
Aether, I know.
Mysterious energy and all-round energy that uses sexual excitement and feelings for each other as a medium, just like Yagem in other magical girl movies.
It is also the energy of good at the opposite point of evil, and is the source of the power of Beast Slayers.
Dr. Cathy created a device by fusing this Aether with various rare materials including polymers.
Saehwa was surprised to hear Dr. Cathy’s explanation.
– You have to be excited about sexual things with someone you like… To get energy…? Do not lie…
-Isn’t that right? But that Aether is originally like that. I look like a pseudo cult leader even saying this… It’s true.
That’s right, Aether is like that.
All magical girls are like that! Sexual arousal, filled with love or something like that!
-You’re on the better side. You have a pretty face and a righteous and lovely boyfriend, right? There’s also that guy you believe in.
-Ji, Jihyeok is my…
-It’s noisy, and when you go back later, put the device aside and go to bed with your boyfriend. Then you will know what I mean. Don’t look at me like that It’s not unusual to spend a night with a couple.
Sehwa is silent.
And I know why she hesitates.
Sehwa is not doing that out of embarrassment.
She was embarrassed because she had never had sex with Yoo Seung-hyun.
‘Your girl is mine. I can’t give it to someone like Yoo Seung-hyun.’
Originally, the second attack by the monsters would appear at a good timing after Sehwa, who reluctantly listened to Dr.
But this time it’s different.
Because? Because I’m a demon lord who can send demons out at any time.
I can’t help but make it so I can’t help but sleep.
We’ll be adding other features to the device, so stay tuned.
After thinking, I shouted.
“Doctor! Any more of this!?”
A huge amount of parts were scattered on the floor of the laboratory.
About ten consumables were accurately dismantled and arranged neatly.
“What, they’ve already disbanded… No!?”
Dr. Cathy, who opened the door and came out, reacted in surprise.
Of course, in less than 10 minutes I safely disassembled all your hard work.
I said with my eyes twinkling.
“The routine is consistent, so it’s easy… Shall we reassemble it?”
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