Chapter 93 – Seris Didn’t Know…(2)
Increased again
I hoped, but I ended up increasing it.
I do it every Sunday with Ann and every night with Sister Cerris, but adding Amy to it made me feel frustrated.
‘If I hadn’t learned Chinese-style housekeeping, I could have been a real badass.’
It reminded me of what Sang-chang Sang-chang said while giving a discount on Chinese-style alcohol for the first time.
– Keep the peace in your home.
I thought she was making fun of her, but it turned out that she had a keen eye. She opened the status bar again with a grateful heart.
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Species: Human
Gender: Men
Age: 23
Height: 175
Weight: 73
[Muscle strength 14/25]
[Agility 15/30]
[15/25 Stamina]
[HP 18/100]
Residual Karma: 350
Doesn’t exist
-Dangga branch dagger [Lv.2] [98.22%]
-Daedong Checkpoint Combat Swimming [Lv.1] [1.03%]
– Wolf’s Pact
-Manryu Returning God [Lv.1] [82.57%]
-Meeting in China [Lv.3] [0.2%]
-Tetrahedron Method [Lv.2] [7.02%]
-Hermit art of welcome door [Lv.1] [40.38%]
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The original title of ‘Goblin Slayer’ has disappeared. It seems that it has been forgotten in people’s memories because a long time has passed.
‘Daisy, you did a good job scolding him.’
If he went around saying that he shouldn’t forget it again, that embarrassing title would have stayed attached. The effect is ambiguous.
I lowered my gaze to the skill window at the bottom. Everyone’s proficiency has risen considerably, but as much as their skills have increased, there was no level increase except for Chinese Medicine. The only thing that comes close to leveling up is the dagger technique and the inner core technique.
The speed of the simbeop was so slow, so I decided to post the dagger first. There were only about 2% left.
I came out and moved the dagger. Imagining the opponent and swinging it sharply, the day became dark before I knew it. At the same time, all dagger skills were filled.
[Congratulations.]
[All of the ‘Dangga Branch Dagger’ skill levels have been filled.]
[‘The Dagger of the Tang Family’ has been upgraded to the Four Rian Dobeop.]
[Requires 300 karma. Would you like to upgrade?]
[Yes/No]
“The Four Ryeon Do Law?”
The name has changed completely. I was puzzled and clicked ‘Yes’. There’s probably 300 karma, too, because there’s nothing to lose by upgrading.
Endured a sharp headache.
The dagger technique that came along with him was what could be called the essence of the Sichuan Dangmun.
‘The plague… It’s on a different level.’
If the dagger technique of the Tang family was an application of the dagger technique learned before, this was an advanced course. The martial arts that I have learned and the martial arts that I have not learned are organically connected.
Change straight lines to curves, and hardness to softness. One becomes two, two becomes four. Even so, if you do not lose the meaning contained in it, that is it.
Someone’s teachings that came along with the Four Ryeon Dobeop.
‘…I don’t even know what it is.’
I don’t understand. No, it would be useless even if I tried to understand it with my head in the first place. The realization I saw in the novel is not like that.
He sighed and suddenly remembered the fact that Sichuan Tang Wen values blood relatives more than other families. That would make such a difference.
I took a stance while swearing at Tang Moon in my heart. Even if you don’t understand it with your head and heart, I plan to make your body get used to it.
* * *
“Seris, go that way!”
“Yes!”
-Kureuk!
The molar wild boar rushed forward with all its might and collided with Seris. Nome was thinking of putting his proud giant molars in, but he didn’t turn out the way he thought.
Its fangs and heavy charge were blocked by Seris’ shield.
“Profit…!”
When Seris gave her strength, the boar was pushed back little by little. Perhaps he didn’t know that he would be pushed back, but the wild boar panicked and couldn’t do anything about it. A chunk of cold steel fell on top of him. The boar’s spine shattered with a crackling sound.
-Queueek…
With a painful agony, the wild boar collapsed powerlessly. Kari pulled out the sword she had hit.
“You both did well.”
After patting the shoulders of the two, he ripped out the boar’s molars. I put a molar the size of my forearm into the bag.
“Are there three left?”
“Yeah, would that be? Maybe there will be more if she gave birth.”
Amy replied, putting her arm on my shoulder. Originally, she wouldn’t have had a relationship with her after that, but the reason she was here was simple. Instead of mixing bodies with me, Amy decided to join her a few times because she made a deal with Sister Seris.
As a result, while working together, we became closer than before, and this level of skinship became light. Kara wasn’t as angry as before. She really mixes bodies, but it’s like this…
“Then let’s go to the next place.”
What we were doing now was catching the molar wild boar that was littering the fields in the village. We headed to the next place where we set the trap.
“Oh, there is.”
I followed Amy’s gaze as she whistled. There was a wild boar hanging out near the noose.
“Looks like you haven’t fallen into a trap yet. What should I do? Should I just run and catch him?”
“Wait a minute.”
Amy pulled out the bow she had slung on her back and caught her arrow.
“Can you catch it in one go?”
Taking aim at my question, she looked at me and curled up the corners of her mouth.
“Sounds natural. Why can’t you believe it?”
“Because I’ve never seen you shoot an arrow before.”
“I had it repaired. Um… Let’s see, then would you like to make a bet with me? If I catch it at once, grant me one wish.”
“Wish? So what if I win?”
“Um… I’ll grant you a wish too. What, would you like me to suck your butthole?”
Amy flicked her tongue nastyly. When he frowns at her, she says it was a joke, and she laughs.
“I don’t even go that far. Are you doing it anyway?”
“I never said I would.”
“Ah, why~ at least once is fine. And if you keep lingering over there, the wild boar will run away?”
She said, stretching her words. I thought for a moment and then nodded her head.
“Okay, then give it a try.”
“Call. Anything else to say later?”
Amy continued her aim for a moment and then she let go of the arrow feathers. She shot her arrow through the boar’s head in a small parabola. The wild boar screamed, but collapsed without a sound. She smiled as Amy looked at me and asked how she was.
“I got a wish.”
“…It shoots well. Why didn’t you write it sooner?”
“I told you, I left it for repairs. Anyway, any wish is fine, right?”
“Not anything, but only what I can hear. Among them, not to cross the line.”
“Isn’t that too strict?”
I shrugged her shoulders at Amy’s complaint and walked over to the dead boar. From behind, I heard Seris ask in a somewhat expectant tone, ‘Amy, what are you wishing for?’
It wasn’t anything new, so I just skipped it.
* * *
After completing her quest, she returned to the city. She finished her settlement in her guild together and was about to part, but Amy grabbed my arm.
“Why?”
“What are you planning to do when you get back?”
“You should rest when you get back.”
“Okay? Then come have dinner with me.”
“Dinner? Good! Something to eat… Ugh.”
Amy pushed Cerys away as she intervened. As Ceris tilted her head, Amy smiled broadly.
“Sorry, but me and him will eat together.”
“Yeep.”
“Eh.”
Seris and Kara, frozen by Amy’s words, turned their heads toward me. That gaze is a bit heavy for some reason. So as I tried to say no, Amy wiggled her finger from side to side.
“You cannot refuse. Did you forget I won the bet Let’s have dinner together tonight~”
Amy crossed her arms and tried to drag me out of the guild. But when I gave it my strength and held on, she looked at me with her disapproving face.
“Did you forget the bet?”
“…Ha. Seris, Kara go back and have dinner first.”
“Yes? Yes…”
Celis looked at me with slightly dazed eyes. It was a different look from Kara, who narrowed her eyebrows beside her.
Like that, the two continued to look at my back until I left the guild.
* * *
“Let’s do it one more time~”
Amy held out her glass. When I stared at him, he shook as if asking what he was doing, so I pushed him out and bumped into him.
“Gulp gulp… What are you not drinking?”
After drinking the ale, Amy pointed at my glass with her disapproving face. All she could do was inhale. Her Amy’s expression straightened again.
“Yes, yes. Do it Let’s drink and die today!”
“Don’t die. After we finish eating, we will go home.”
“Ah~ I live so boringly.”
“I have more fun at home than here.”
It’s not a joke, it’s the truth.
No matter how close we are, that is only when compared to before. Compared to Seris and Kara, Amy is like a stranger, and her personality doesn’t match, so it’s a bit awkward.
It would be a hundred times more comfortable and fun for her to eat with Sister Seris at her house than to eat with her.
Amy shrugged her shoulders.
“Isn’t it too iron-clad? I could be your third girlfriend later.”
“Nothing like that.”
“Hmm…”
Amy stood up from the seat across from me and came over to sit next to me. She coquettishly rubbed her breasts against my arm.
“Really? Are you really going to do nothing? Are there just the two of us?”
-Oh…
The gazes of the men sitting around gathered in this direction. It was awkward, so I removed Amy. As if she knew she would too, she clicked her tongue and distanced herself from her.
“Aren’t you being too stubborn? If you’re a man, you should be ready to hit it when the opportunity arises.”
“That’s all right.”
Amy smiled as she waved her hand. Shaking her glass and watching the swirl of ale, she looked at me again and opened her mouth.
“Tell me honestly. You don’t like mixing up with other girls, don’t you?”
“Uh.”
“…It’s firm. It’s okay to say ‘I don’t like other women, but it’s okay if it’s you’. Cold men are not popular.”
“It’s okay. I don’t want to be popular, so what?”
If you have a lover, what’s good about being popular? Don’t just mess around.
“So you’re saying you did it because of their will and not because of your will?”
I nodded her head and poured the ale into her mouth.
“Then can I help you?”
“?”
“You said you don’t like sleeping with other women? Then I will help you.”
“How are you?”
When I sent a suspicious glance, Amy laughed. She said, placing her hand on her chest.
“Aren’t you ignoring me too much? Even if I look like this, I have quite a lot of dating experience. As such, of course, I have experienced many cases.”
“…You’ve been through this too?”
“No.”
Amy shook her head.
“It’s not like that, but I have a sense of what to do.”
“How can I do it?”
“Hey. You can’t just listen to the story. Don’t you know give and take?”
Amy put her chin on her shoulder on mine. She didn’t. She looked very mischievous when she smiled.
‘What the hell am I going to ask for?’
If it’s too much, I’ll have to decline. No matter how much she could get rid of the Celis sisters’ strange desires, she couldn’t tell the truth.
“Help me to be in the same grade.”
But her request was a bit out of my mind.
“Would you like help?”
“Why, after working together a few times, your party was very stable and nice.”
“Okay? Aren’t other parties similar?”
“No. There are many cases in which a party member behaves arbitrarily and even the request is ruined. Do you even know about it?”
“I literally only know about it. I haven’t been to many other parties.”
“Well, at least you guys have no reason to join another party. I envy that.”
Amy fell off my shoulder and leaned her body against her chair. She opened one of her fingers.
“Anyway, that’s my requirement. Staying in your party until I’m on the same level. How is it? Doesn’t it appeal to you?”
“Hmm…”
Just putting it in a party…
It wasn’t bad. If you have a fixed party member, you don’t have to find another party member every time you work. In addition, Amy’s humanity is also guaranteed to some extent. She’s a bit lacking when it comes to skills, but she’s good at archery, so there’s no big problem.
After a moment of thought, I nodded.
“Good. I’ll accept it. So what is that method?”
“That makes sense.”
Amy came over and whispered in my ear.
* * *
“Your brother isn’t coming.”
Kara sat down on her desk and said in a worried voice.
“Kara, you don’t have to worry, Yoosung will come back safely without getting hurt.”
“…Huh.”
‘That’s not what I’m worried about.’
Kara couldn’t understand the way her older sister smiled.
“Aren’t you worried about my sister? She knows what to do when she and her brother can’t see us.”
At that question, Celis widened her eyes, and then she patted her sister’s back endearingly as she asked.
“Kara, are you scared? Are you afraid Yoosung will fall for Amy?”
“Aren’t you too carefree? Amy, you saw how smirk she was. I didn’t even want to have sex with them in the first place. Just go now…”
Seris pressed Kara’s mouth with her index finger. It wasn’t until Kara closed her mouth in displeasure that she removed her finger and shook it.
“Tsk tsk. My sister has such low self-esteem.”
“…What are you talking about?”
“Kara, at this point, unnie will tell you properly. What part of a woman do men see and fall in love with?”
At Seris’ question, Kara tilted her head. Does that matter now? But she soon began to think seriously.
“…Mind? People say that the inside is the most important thing.”
Kara recalled her old stories. There are romantic stories that will warm your heart…
“Ding! Wrong~ The correct answer is the face and body.”
Seris broke the romance and pushed reality. Kara pursed her lips.
“…Lie.”
“No, it’s real. Don’t you believe my sister?”
Seris said, placing her hand on her waist. Kara shook her head with her serious face.
“I don’t know anything else, but I can’t believe this. You’ve never been in a relationship before dating your brother, like me, have you?”
“…”
Surprised by her surprise, Seris slightly trembled her body. In fact, when she was working at her bar, she was just bragging about what girls her age had overheard.
‘If she withdraws from here, something as her older sister will collapse..!’
Seris desperately continued.
“Kara, think about it. Guys our age kept staring at us when we were in town, right? Sometimes I even confess. But have we ever talked to them? Did you interact?”
“…”
This time Kara shut her mouth. She didn’t have a friend of hers named Kara, but her confession was a strange chintta that she had received. She and she knew it was because of her good looks.
“That, yes. Usually men do. But not my brother. My brother and I started dating after exchanging hearts..!”
“One minute 30 seconds, one minute 20 seconds.”
“…?”
Kara made an expression of ‘Suddenly?’. Ceris smiled softly at her dumb sister.
“It was the time Yooseong kissed me and you. Of course, the first one is my kissing time.”
“What?”
“17 minutes 23 seconds, 26 minutes 40 seconds. This is Yoosung’s ejaculation time. Of course, it’s a story that the faster and cheaper person got more excitement, right? Of course, this time too, it’s my older sister’s record.”
Seris also listed the number of times Meteor smiled at each of them, the number and length of time he held her hand, and the number of times he kissed her.
Hearing that, Kara’s eyes trembled.
‘Crazy bitch…’
No matter how old you are, this is a bit boring. Kara’s last handful of her respect for her older sister is blown to dust.
On the other hand, Seris felt a sense of satisfaction when she saw Kara’s blank face. Perhaps her respect for my sister is growing.
She was originally going to talk about small things like practicing smiling alone, secretly practicing her voice, and trying to find the best posture for her during sex, but I don’t think it’s necessary.
Seris placed her hands on Kara’s shoulders.
“Kara, you understand now, right? My sister is first and you are second.”
“…?”
Kara didn’t understand that sudden sound for a while. But soon, her eyes widened and she cut off Ceris’s arm.
“Why am I second?! I’m first, just like my sister!”
“Kara…”
“Don’t look at me pitifully!”
“Stop accepting it now.”
“Profit…”
Kara glared at her sister for a moment as she shuddered, then let out a deep sigh. It is because her sense of self-doubt came up with the thought of what she was doing.
‘Let’s ask my brother about the kissing time later.’
I think it would be better if we continued talking about what we were talking about for now.
“So, you mean, her brother sees her face and body a lot, so he doesn’t have to worry about passing it on? Because we are prettier than that girl named Amy.”
“Our Kara finally realized it.”
Seris’ treatment of her as a child caused cross veins to appear on Kara’s forehead. She once said a reference line.
“So what if that girl named Amy says she wants to be the third?”
“…Huh?”
“She might appeal that she’s not trying to take her brother away, but even if she’s the third, she’s fine. What about that?”
“Uh…”
Cerys was taken aback by Kara’s question and wiggled her fingers. Asking her to answer quickly, she turned her eyes away from Kara’s gaze, and she replied without confidence.
“I-I hadn’t thought of that…”
“Sister… Are you saying that now?”
Kara’s cold voice made Seris even more flustered.
“Gwa, it’s okay! Even Yoosung won’t accept it if we say he doesn’t like us. Huh! Okay. It will. Let’s trust our Yoosung?”
Seris crossed her arms and nodded her head as if it had been resolved. Kara stared at Seris like that, then got up from her seat.
“Where is Kara?”
She ignored Ceris’ question and went into her room and took out her wooden sword.
“Kara? Why are you picking it up?”
Feeling her foreboding, Ceris got up from her chair and slowly stepped back from her.
“Sister, no matter how much I think about it, I think the first thing is too much for you.”
“What?”
Seris’s backward steps stopped. Her face, stained with her bewilderment, hardened coldly, and her eyes narrowed coldly.
“What are you talking about now?”
“Raise your fists. I am the first from today.”
Kara held her stance, aiming her wooden sword. Seris, who saw that, snorted at her in a fit of spirit.
“Do you wish that the new wooden sword you bought would break again?”
“This time will be different from last time.”
“Don’t be ridiculous, why don’t you stop right now? Now, my sister is also willing to watch your saga.”
Seris vowed to show her mercy even in the face of Kara’s rebellion. But Kara had no intention of backing down. Her face, which had already made up her mind, had a spleen that hadn’t been seen before. Seris’ brow furrowed.
“…My sister assures me, you won’t be able to masturbate your nipples for a while.”
“I didn’t even do that in the first place!”
Kara was the first to move. Raising her wooden sword, she rushed to Ceris. Cerys drew her fist towards her body and prepared to strike.
And so the Second Sister War broke out…
“I’m back.”
“Yoosung!”
“Brother!”
“100 million! Cerris runs a little softer. It hurts.”
“Hee hee.”
“Ah, sister, get away! There is no place for me!”
It was about to break out