Chapter 82 – Mesgaki and the Night Test
I’m not roughly ashamed of it, but I can’t say it’s very well-decorated, but I’ve completed an ambiguous fashion that can’t be said to be bad.
To be honest, most of the clothes are cheap, and there are only clothes that the man can wear, so I made it like this because of my excellent skills, so I adjusted it to the average.
If he was a normal man, he might have been stuffed on the Internet as a neighborhood man’s fashion.
Then go out…
“Aww.”
“Are you going to give me rice and water in advance? As usual, poop and urine are wrapped in sand over there, okay?”
“Oooh!”
We decided to leave, believing that our Nero would not have had a major accident because he was smart.
After patting Nero’s hair once, I slowly went outside. It must be that God gave me a signal to broadcast today because it was sunny today.
The cell phone battery is 100% and the weather is sunny. And there is enough money in the frog wallet.
Today, I have a feeling that even if I go on a night party, it will go perfectly.
The day I made up my mind is a lucky day, and the day I don’t is an unlucky day.
As usual, when I went down from the villa, Choi Jae-hee was outside…
Isn’t it?
Normally, she should already be outside looking at candy or the newspaper, but today she couldn’t see a single strand of her hair.
Are you very busy today? It felt strange not to see Choi Jae-hee, whom I usually see whenever I go out.
Feeling like something is missing? I didn’t know when it was there, but since it was gone, I felt a little empty.
‘Originally, he would talk to me at this time, and I should push him away with ticks.’
It felt like I couldn’t start the day somehow, but for now, there was no big problem without Choi Jae-hee, so I decided to just turn on the broadcast and have a night party.
I’m a little far from home, so can I turn it on now?
[Broadcast has started.]
Control: I walk. I can walk high.
After writing down the preventive measures that came to mind, I slowly showed myself on the broadcast screen.
From what I can see, it looks fresh today.
-[Dkwl321] : Meha~! (It means mekihai!)
-[Busty Yang Eun-je]: Meju! (It means meki juji.)
-[Livestock Yellowy]: Meha~.
-[Mushroom Knight] : But since it says me, I’m a bit confused with that game.
-Fuck that game…
-What is that game?
“Mail? Isn’t that a kids game?”
Seeing that they say “?Me”, It seems that the game I used to know is right. When I was young, I didn’t know where to hunt or how efficient it was, I just hunted where I could easily catch it, and I remembered that I gave up before even changing my 4th job every time.
Is that game still popular today? My friends did it sometimes, but it was fun to see the poop-stained dogs fighting among themselves, saying that Mandal Dawn was the best or Mega was better.
“Are you guys still doing well on the X platform these days?”
-[Mike Shibal] : Are you going well? Fucking the fuck up!
-[Livestock Yellowy]: Did you make a cube today?
-[Busty Yang Eun-je] : It seems to me that the equipment is broken.
-[Wonky]: Whoa~ You fucking do stuff like this.
“Why?”
-[Wonky] : Just don’t do it! It’s a fuck.
“Why are you cursing, you bastard?”
[Wonky has been banned.]
A bastard who curses at me for no reason should just ban it.
How dare you tease your filthy mouth in a sacred mech broadcast. Even as a viewer who doesn’t usually pay money, it seemed like it wouldn’t matter if he was banned.
“Okay, you guys are such a messed up life, aren’t you? Hmmm, anyway, let’s stop talking about the game and now it’s time to tell you why you turned on the broadcast?”
-[Busty Yang Eun-jae]: Are you trying to steal our money?
“Haha… That’s not like that…”
In fact, there are some things that I turned on to open the broadcast to some extent, but in fact, I only turned it on because I wanted to try a night party.
“There is such a thing, but… I wonder if he wanted to talk to our weeding viewers…? Did you hate it?”
-[Livestock Yellowy]: No, good.
-[Dkwl321] : So where are you going now?
-[Dung-Dung-Mak-I] : It’s good that you don’t take money.
I’m glad I didn’t take the money. I’m sure I’ll do it tonight anyway, so don’t worry.
But when I thought about it, I hadn’t thought about where I was going, so I just opened the room to pass the time.
“Um… Just walking around and communicating and Um… Wisdom?”
-[Busan Gym Soccer Tournament Tackle Master Eom Ji-hye]: Haha I can’t stand Um Ji-hye.
-[Jeonju boarding school chewing gum subtraction 9th grade Eom Ji-hye]: Um.
-[Eom Ji-hye cuts twice in front of the maternity seat in Dalseong-gun]: Um Ji-hye.
-[Daegu Post Office Vitamin Terror Criminal Um Ji-hye]: Um Ji-hye is alive! Uhm Ji-hye fighting!
-Lol
“Fuck a real nickname! Change it, huh? Just looking at the nickname, it’s fucking evil. So will you give me money and change your nickname?”
Honestly, in my opinion, wouldn’t it be okay for a viewer with a nickname like that to be banned just by writing comments?
In other rooms, people say that if you see a bad nickname like that, you’ll be banned, but since I’m kind, I decided to take a look.
As expected, I, Shin Jae-joon, are so kind that I can’t help it even if I’m called Hogu.
Haha… A man like me. It’s because he’s so nice that he seems to be getting rid of it.
“Um… I’ll just walk like this and go to the convenience store for a while to see how interested people are in the city and then turn them off.”
I was going to go downtown today to see how much interest I had and then come back.
But since I’m still doing it, won’t people pay much attention? To be honest, I would just ignore a small boy carrying a cell phone around the city.
It was a ridiculous logic, but wouldn’t this work?
“Okay, everyone! I walked a little bit and came slowly, but I finally came to the downtown area! Well, if you come to me somehow, maybe you can shake my hand?”
I smiled and looked at the broadcast screen.
I wonder if everyone didn’t run away while I was walking to the downtown area, there was no big change in the number of viewers compared to before.
After all, our viewers are slaves.
I was so proud of myself for having loyal viewers.
Great moneylines… You guys are my treasure.
“Well, then I’m going to go around for a while… Since they have portrait rights issues, will only my face appear? Pooh, you guys are only going to see me anyway, right? Am I right?”
-[Busty Yang Eun-je]: How did you know?
-[Jerking]: Sir… I did a bit of an insidious thing, so please move your face slightly to the side.
-[Wet Data]: Show only the face? That’s a little awkward.
-ㅗㅜㅑㅗㅜㅑ Oppa, I’m home!!!
– Meki solved the aphrodisiac on the broadcast!
“What is everyone saying…! It’s downtown right now, so it’s quiet, okay?”
I walked quietly, holding my cell phone right in front of my face so as not to attract attention and not attract people’s attention.
There were so many people in the downtown area during lunch time on weekdays as I expected. From a couple whispering love to each other while crossing their arms, an office worker who looks tired from work life, and a dying high school student?
The last one is like a zombie, so you shouldn’t treat it as a human being.
A large number of people were making a bustling atmosphere.
[Teeling!]
[Here is Meki, sponsored by 2,000 won.]
(Video of sudden moaning sounds)
[“Yeah, uhhhhh… Honey, are you okay? Aww!!!”]
Maybe because I’m a woman, not a man, even though I turned the volume down, it was loud enough that I could hear it right away if I was around.
As the cell phone groans, I can feel people’s attention being drawn little by little. Uh, what should I do!? It’s the first time I’ve ever received so many glances…!
I tried to calm the situation by shutting down the map somehow, but it seems that there was not one ordeal for me.
[Teeling!]
[Here is Meki 2 sponsored 3,000 won.]
(That herb sound you all know.)
[Tuntuk, ttuktuk… Ttttuk! Woah oh~ oh… Woah oh oh oh.]
This time, the sound that people all over the world know the most came from the cell phone. It was fortunate that he was dragged away in a hurry.
But…
“Are you a streamer?”
“Aren’t you a youtuber?”
“Hmm… Just looking at your face, it looks like paprika.”
“Ah, Paprika has something more than that kind of person. A fat person.”
“Huh? Rather, a person like that is aiming for a niche market.”
Maybe it was because attention was drawn to me, and lost eyes turned to me, and I felt the situation getting twisted.
And I realized a new fact, and I was already afraid of how much attention would be attracted on Halloween day if there was so much interest on weekdays.
I can see why viewers split up. These bad bitches
-LOL
-Why can’t you say Meki! Why can’t you say Meki! Why can’t you say Meki! Why can’t you say Meki!
– Meki!!!!! This is Meki!!!!!
“Oh, I don’t know!”
I put my cell phone in my pocket and ran to somewhere where there were as few people as possible.
Please leave me alone!