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The Dead Striker Is Crazy. 38

The Dead Striker Is Crazy. 38

Chapter 38 – The Mountains of Granada Are Pretty for Prominence. -One

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[Jeju’s opens up about the controversy. ‘So you guys are better at soccer than me? Why do you open your mouth when you’re not even better than me?’]

[Zlatan Ibrahimovic, satisfied with Jeju’s remarks, ‘Jeju is a great player. And there is nothing more foolish than giving advice to a great player.
People criticize him for not showing fighting spirit
Jejus is a similar type of soccer player to Ronaldinho. Athletes of their type show off their skills simply by enjoying football. ‘]

[Jeju’s, in an interview with Zlatan Ibrahimovic, ‘As expected, legends are different. If you still doubt my quality, I’ll score a hat-trick against Granada this time. I’ll see if I can open my mouth after the hat trick.’]

[Granada CF bursts into anger after hearing about Jeju’s hat trick. ‘I will stop Jeju’s hat-trick no matter what.’]

[Jesus’ predicted hat-trick, can it really succeed? Thursday night at 11pm. Join us on Sports TV.]
└ Kya.. This brother has an accident right now.
└ Did Jesus have an accident?
└ There are still 3 days left until the start of La Liga, and he openly declares a hat-trick.
└ Haha? Why did you score a hat-trick out of the blue?
└  Pingp bitch, do some research (link to article)
└ ㄳ…
└Hahatsunderehaha

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Real Madrid: Granada
Santiago Bernabeu.
Before the game starts.

A crowd gathered at Pedro Rodriguez’s retirement ceremony at the Santiago Bernabéu before the match against Granada. They all wore Pedro Rodriguez’s uniforms and sang his anthem.

“Pedro! Pedro! Oh oh! “El Pistolero” In Madrid
“Goal Goal Goal Goal Goal!”

Time goes by. Until Pedro Rodriguez came up on the prepared podium. His cheering song his flowed from the mouths of fans without stopping.

[Ahead of the match between Real Madrid and Granada.
There will be a retirement ceremony for Pedro Rodriguez, a living legend and romanticist of an era where the romance faded, who debuted at Real Madrid at the age of 18 and spent 16 years at Real Madrid. As originally planned, the retirement ceremony was supposed to be held in the final home match of last season, but as Real Madrid reached the Champions League final, Pedro Rodriguez reportedly asked the club to voluntarily postpone the retirement ceremony. ]

[A huge crowd gathered to see Pedro Rodriguez’s retirement ceremony before the opening. Even if the Santiago Bernabéu is full, more fans can’t come in. It is said that they are singing Pedro Rodriguez’s cheering song while watching the relay video through the electronic signboard outside the stadium.]

[Pedro Rodriguez’s performances from his debut season to last year are displayed on the electronic board. He was definitely a great player. It was Pedro Rodriguez, who was devalued without being able to enter the big year, but our main Jesus player joined last season and eventually added the career of winning the Champions League to his career.]
└Yes~ If Pedro Rodriguez is a wallcle, then dogs and cows are all walll
└ My brother Jesus fed me after winning the Champions League. What did he do?

[Although it is said that he was pushed out of the starting position with the signing of Jesus Joo, it does not make sense that Pedro Rodriguez is being devalued. It’s not usually easy to survive as a starter at a mega club like Real Madrid while maintaining your form for 16 years. He is a striker who enjoyed an era.]
└ Pedro Rodriguez Why are there so many bastards?
└ It seems like they are all the kids who started watching Larry after Jesus Joo moved to Real Madrid.
└  Yes, I have been in Madridista for 20 years~
└ Madridista can’t install Pedro Rodriguez ^^

{“Things I have always longed for are coming true one by one. I had dreams of making my debut at a great club, scoring my debut goal and celebrating.”}

[An interview with 18-year-old Pedro Rodriguez. You probably remember the M.O.M interview that Pedro Rodriguez conducted before his debut, after he scored his debut goal. So many years have passed.]

[You are now with commentator Jang Hyeon-soo, who has become old.]

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Standing on the podium, Pedro Rodirgues looked a bit embarrassed, as if this was an awkward position. He took the mic

“Originally, I was going to retire with my old friend Jorginho. The poor fellow was persuaded by the boss to play one more season. The boss is also a very nasty person. He grabbed Jorginho, who was too old to even run.”

The old Madridista, who had shed tears at Pedro Rodriguez’s words, burst into laughter.

“Booo-! Pedrito! Don’t insult Jorginho!”

Pedro raised his hands excessively in a playful jeering at himself. He gently wiped the tears from his reddened eyes with the sleeve of his clothes.

“The era when I made my debut for the team was the glory era when Real Madrid lifted the big year. The club was lined with world-class players such as Courtois, Benzema, Modric, Kroos, Casemiro, Vinicius Junior, and Balderde.”

Pedro continues to speak.

“Ah. The Valverde mentioned here is not our boss. The boss said he hadn’t even met him. Anyway, behind those glorious days. A number of factors overlapped and a difficult period came. When all my teammates were leaving for the Premier League or PSG, to be honest, I also thought about transferring. I was afraid that I would never hear Big-Ears.”

Despite the man’s shocking confession that his heart was in Madrid, the Madrid stars just looked at him in silence.

“What. After all, last season, Jejus joined and you heard Big-Ear. Now, I would like to take this opportunity to express my gratitude to Jejus. Thanks to that, I listened to Big Ear. And he has I can retire with peace of mind.”

The face of Lord Jesus was stamped on the display board. The Lord Jesus raised his hand in awkward greeting.

“The story of footballer Pedro Rodriguez is now over. It has become a piece of history. From now on, I will live as a father of a child and a husband of a woman. And maybe one day I will come to the Santiago Bernabéu as a manager, or maybe I can become a Madridista and cheer with you from the stands. Thank you for supporting footballer Pedro Rodriguez so far. And I love you. Hala Madrid!”

[In the most difficult time, he became the head of a boy and led Madrid to victory. Pedro Rodriguez, who kept the captain’s seat as an adult and supported Madrid! Another legend leaves the ground with applause from the fans.]

Madrid, Madrid, Madrid, ¡Hala madrid!

Y nada más, y nada más, ¡Hala madrid!

[This is a very touching moment. Someday, Jesus Joo will be able to hold a retirement ceremony like that, right?]

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Wear the number 9 shirt for Real Madrid. Something was definitely awkward. In the meantime, I used the number 18 to show my back to the goalkeeper, who was frustrated by the conceding, and tried my own tea bagging. The fact that now I can’t. It was a little disappointing.

“Ay lobby! Where are you, slut?”

Luis Garcia spoke to Roberto Fabianski. Oh For reference, the number 18, which was my number last season, was taken by Roberto Fabianski.

“You idiot, you have to tell me what to bet on, and why don’t you ask me?”

Let me spit out what I said to Luis Garcia. The other idiots around me lashed out at me.

“Jeju, you are out! If you hear it, it won’t be a match!”

He was eventually kicked out of the locker room by his teammates.

So what are you betting on?

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First half 15 minutes
Real Madrid 0:0 Granada

“Booooo! Jejus, you rotten black sheep!! Go through those bastards right now and score!”

Any football fan from any country. When you do well, even if you commit a crime, they will cheer you up. The moment the form goes to hell. As if it is a national rule to eat all the curse words.

“Booooo-!! Can you run like that and get a hat trick!!!”

Let me not score in the last game. A handful of Real Madrid fans started giving shit.

After Roberto Fabianski passes the ball to me, let’s run into the back space. The Granada defense, which lost concentration for a moment, followed Roberto Fabianski and momentarily created space.

I pretended to pass the pass to Robbie, hit the ball once more, and before the defenders tackled me, I quickly kicked the ball around with my left foot.

Rocking-

The keeper couldn’t move in place. He had to watch the net wiggle.

“Vamos!!!”

Robbie runs towards me, cheering as if he scored a goal.
I ignored the lobby. I stood in front of the crowd who booed me and stared.

The audience shamelessly. As soon as our eyes met, I brought a cheering song from the black sheep incident and rehashed it.

“Jesus! El ángel del Madrid we lost!!!”

“People point at him as a black sheep, but we know!”

“That he is merciful!. Alas! Merciful Santo of Madrid!!!”

Anyway, look how shameless football fans are.

By the way, I won’t be able to see Granada’s prominences today because it’s a match at the Santiago Bernabéu.

For prominence, the mountains of Granada are pretty.

Too bad.

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

고인물 스트라이커는 미쳤다.
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
[WHY ALWAYS ME?]Bad boy on the ground.

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