Chapter 77 – Monsters Hiding in Buildings (9)
─Sasasak!!
I was watching my movements through the hole, and then I woke up to the sound of urgent footsteps in the next room!
“This bastard!!!”
Are you thinking of running away? If I let him bounce downstairs, I would have pretended that he didn’t know even if I interrogated him!!
─Too bang!
Dare to peek at Fran’s naked body!!!!!! With blood on my head, I ran out of the room naked with only my shoes on!!
“Franc!! Put on your clothes and wait!!”
“Nor?!”
I didn’t even listen to the answer and I chased that voyeur bastard!!
The back of the innkeeper’s head disappeared down the stairs!! My vocal chords witnessed it and roared as if I had boiled a train firebox!!!
“There’s just standing there, it’s a baby chick !!!!!!!!”
Dash without tying your shoelaces!! When we reached the front of the stairs, the innkeeper ran away towards the living room!! In my rage, I jumped without stepping on the stairs!!
“I can fly!!!!”
─Stupid!!
Was it because he jumped from the top of the stairs to the bottom? The moment I landed at the end of the stairs, the floor collapsed. One of my arms broke the floor and caved in!!!
“Sir, my first child!!!!”
It’s like this stupid inn!! How badly did the construction work, the floor in the first room of the jump landed!
─Tattat!!
Surprise, annoyance, and annoyance resulted in a loss of time of about 3 seconds. Taking advantage of that opportunity, the innkeeper, no, a voyeur and voyeur ran away into the kitchen!
“I won’t miss you bastard!!”
I pulled out my missing foot and ran to the kitchen. My ears heard the sound of something of wood snapping together.
─Chasaksak!
─Come on!
Is this bastard pulling a knife out of the shelf? I came out bare-handed, so I turned on Beast Return and kicked in the kitchen door.
─Too bang!
There was no one in the kitchen. This bitch had disappeared without a trace!
I checked to see if he was hiding behind the door and trying to pounce, but there was nowhere to hide in the kitchen!!
“Okay, you motherfucker!! Let’s play hide and seek!!! I want to drink!!!!!”
I ran around and searched the kitchen.
That fuck rom voyeur bastard!! Come to think of it, Fran brought firewood when she washed up!! He must have drilled a hole in the bathroom and tried to steal it while putting firewood in it——Ah!!!!!
“Kleurrrr.!”
I became a vibrating beast and my hands and feet shook. Let’s call this my new technique, 〈 Vibrating Hands 〉.
Anyway, now I’m a voyeur baby. The question is where this bastard went.
There is an old saying from ancient times that it rose up into the sky or went down to the ground. It was not likely that the voyeur had awakened its ability to pass through matter and went to peek at Fran again, so it must have been blown to the ground.
There was a door to the kitchen, but I didn’t hear it open. That bitch didn’t run away!!
And the sound of wooden planks I heard before entering here!
Since I jumped a bit, the floor of the inn was smashed by a cock spear!!
All of these are clues pointing to the correct answer!!!
“There is always only one truth!!!!!”
In order to find the decisive final clue, I mobilized a trump card!
─Two da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da!!
“Ki yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo!!!!!”
The trick was to do a high-speed tap dance that evenly trampled the entire kitchen!!
It was fucking crazy, like a second-class student waking up at 3 a.M. And dancing to disturb the first-class student living downstairs!!!
─Tong tong tong tong tong!!!
At the end of such efforts, I found the answer I was looking for. Especially the hardwood floors that sound lighter! It was a cheerful sound, like the one you hear when you hit a goblin’s crotch!
“My motherfucker was here!!!!!”
I sat down on the floor and slid across the floor.
─Crunchy!!
Then the plank was pushed aside, revealing the space inside. As I thought, there was a cellar in this inn!
There was a ladder in the basement that I could grab onto and go down. But I don’t have the slightest desire to touch that fucking ladder!!!
I put my arms together and jumped into the hole!!
“Vector-Landed!!”
─Quaang!!
I land while unfolding the hero landing. The innkeeper, who was trembling inside, sat down as if an earthquake had occurred at my CG-like appearance!
“Huh uh uh uh uh!!!”
“Found!!! Now you want to drink!!!!!!”
I rushed in and slapped the kid on the cheek with my bare hands.
─Aww!!
“Kyahak!!”
After being hit by the mana-forged palm, the voyeur’s molar teeth popped out of her mouth as she set off on a self-discovery journey. I swung her hand and caught the tooth in the air.
“Hey!! You’ve lost your teeth!!! I will return this!!!”
He inserted his strong, blood-soaked molars into the voyeur’s nostrils. I put it in deep, so I wouldn’t have to part for the rest of my life!
“Huck, heck! Save, save, save me!!”
The voyeur said while bleeding from his nose and mouth.
I felt my anger rise even more at those words. Is this bastard begging me to save him in a situation where even asking to be killed isn’t enough!
“You fucking bastard!!! After spying on Fran’s naked body, what the fuck is going on!!!”
“Oh no! I didn’t see it! I couldn’t see anything because it was covered with a blanket!!!”
“Is that bragging, you bastard!!!!!”
How dare you commit an attempted sexual assault right now and demand leniency from me, the victim’s boyfriend? What’s the point of bragging about committing an attempted crime and whining that you didn’t see anything?
“Did you end up with an attempted voyeur because you quit halfway through!! I failed because I blocked it.
Angered fist flew and struck the clavicle of the chewy.
“Aaaaa!!!”
─Puck! Puck!
I gasped for breath as I trampled on the child who was rolling in pain.
What is Misu!
It’s not a chunk of chakra with a tail, it’s an attempt in the legal sense! In the context of a crime, an attempt was referred to as ‘an attempt to commit the wrong but failed’!
As a 21st century Korean, I hated that!
Every time the criminals commit a crime and fail, their clothes are turned upside down!!
How unfair must the victims be!! A homicidal robber broke into her house and brandished her knife, so she counterattacked with a golf club, but since she didn’t commit murder, she crawled out after 10 years from Kampantang, saying it was an attempted murder!!
The paradox that resisting with the desire to live gives benefits to the guy who tried to kill me!!
That was the downside of Korean-Attempted Crime!!
Pre-killer bastards wielded knives with the intention of killing people, but why the hell can’t murder be applied to such bastards!
The murder just failed because they were fucking idiots, and the victims would have lost their lives innocently!
If the sentence is commuted because he didn’t actually commit a crime, the bastard who actually tried and failed should not have his sentence commuted!!
So is this kid!!
It’s a shame because I took notice and covered Fran’s body. If he didn’t know until the end, this bastard would have watched Fran’s naked body all day!
That’s how she saved the whole body of her franc in the HDD in her own chest, and whenever she was bored, she remembered it and hit her with her daughter!!!
“But that motherfucker wants me to save her?!?!”
I grabbed the voyeur’s wrist and put it against the wall. Then he punched his hand and completely shattered the bones in his hand!
─Baggagak!!
“Agggggagggagggagggagggag!!!”
A bastard who rolls on the floor while twisting his tongue! But instead of relieving my stress, my anger only increased!
I can’t really beat it because I’m afraid that if I don’t control my strength, I’ll go after it with a quack!
As a result, I was throwing punches with controlled power, just like a bunch of friends joking around punching each other!
“You fucking bravado!! Oh my god!!! We’re going to get along with this!!!!”
Headbanging came out due to impatience and stress!! These bastards have to be a boxer who loses a sandbag and the guitarist beats his guitar and smashes it with a sincere punch !!
‘Should I just turn on Beast Return and kill him?’
I even thought of that because it was so hot.
It’s a very tempting option, but it’s not. It’s annoying to take care of yourself, and above all, a voyeur bastard doesn’t deserve a comfortable rest!!
A good idea popped into my head while thinking about it.
“Oh yeah! That will do!”
I snapped my fingers. It was the most suitable punishment for this bastard.
“Hey, come here and see.”
“Yes, yep!!”
When I planted morality, the voyeurs move steadily. I was very satisfied with the look. Could it be that he too began to become a human being through my heartfelt guidance?
“Hey. This is a food warehouse, right? Right?”
“Yep!! It is a secret warehouse that prevents food from being stolen!!”
“Damn it. It must have been a place to hide in case you get caught spying on the affectionate acts of guests.”
“Yep!! You got it right!!!”
“What the hell did you answer confidently and sit down?”
When I heard it, the fire reached out and I blew the cheek again.
– Pair!!
“Cheuk!!”
A slap on the cheek with brute force that transcended human limits would have been more painful than a hook from a young professional boxer.
No, but this bastard’s skin is chewy, but the blow feels like it’s on the palm of your hand. Are they creatures born to be beaten?
“Anyway, this place is used as a food storage right now, right? So if you’re inside, other people won’t be able to find you, right?”
“Yes, yes?”
At those words, the voyeur Chung bastard gasped as if he had noticed her. Oh my God, you’ve already noticed! Even if you’re an asshole, a human is better than a hobgoblin!
“That’s right!! Tie your limbs together and leave them alone!!”
When the explanation seemed to be over quickly, I was filled with joy. Let’s blow away the long and tiresome explanations and get to the point.
“To return to Sargadis and report your actions to the guards. If they hear about your crime and think it’s a serious crime and come to arrest you, get out of here, or you’ll die!”
Depending on how society judged this bastard’s crimes, his life and death would be the difference!
My job is not to judge criminals. If I kill this bastard as I please and get arrested by the guards for being accompanied by a suspect, the promotion request will fly away!
So what to do in this case!
Answer! Leave it to the experts!!
‘As expected, I’m a genius.’
I really liked the judgment I made. This was a brilliant idea almost comparable to Solomon’s judgment.
While congratulating myself, I broke down a ladder made of wood and rope.
“But that alone won’t change your pervert taste, so I’ll prescribe medicine for you.”
─Quick!
A tree that could bear the weight of a person was as stiff as if a chair leg had been broken. I solemnly declared, tapping the ladder that had turned into a club into the palm of my hand.
“—Historically, this was medicine.”
“Uhhhhh!!!!”
The Elixir (Physical) I poured in made the voyeur cub turn into a dead body, crawling on two legs and putting his head on the ground.
“Sah, save me!! Please save me!! Did I tell you!! I didn’t see anything today!!”
“The bastard is guraka again. You saw my naked body Seeing this bastard now, he was a pure gay bastard.”
Therefore, my actions can be said to be the legitimate rights of the victims of voyeurism.
“Abang——Strash!!!”
“Baby go go go go go!!!!!!!!!!”
My disposable ladder club smashed the voyeur’s balls without hesitation.
─Stupid!
─Quick!
The leg of the ladder was broken in half, and the voyeur fainted while bubbling in unimaginable pain. It was so-called physical castration.
“You cut something useless again.”
I threw down the ladder I was holding. I tied the arms and legs of the fainting voyeur with a rope and put water next to it.
─Tuk.
This should last for at least a few days.
There would be no point in this bastard waking up and screaming for help. This warehouse has poor soundproofing, so other residents won’t even know where the innkeeper has disappeared.
“Big. You did a good job today.”
When you return, you must report that there are criminals in Perfort Village.
The guards might give you a reward for showing courage and subduing a dangerous criminal.