Chapter 72 – Monsters Hiding in Buildings (4)
There was only one inn with stables in the village.
“Welcome!”
The owner, the owner, drank from daylight and crawled out of the counter as we entered.
It was just that he had a rough impression, and he seemed to have a hobby of immersing people. The way they stare at us with their shiny eyes is so fucking disgusting.
Still, it’s not good to judge people by their faces.
Jerna and the horobien are bad examples, and Dorca is a good example. Since a person’s face is something they are born with, it was rude to judge their personality with it.
“I would like to stay for one night. How much?”
“Lol. 5 coopers a day.”
Correction. This bastard is right for Horo
“5 Cooper is a bit expensive.”
I said with a grim expression. It’s a place I don’t want to stay because it’s shabby, but it’s only here, so the inn I came to is 5 Coopers per night?
Dorca will be sad as she hits the ground. I thought I would set up an inn in the countryside too.
‘Are you going to get ripped off?’
To eat only one shabby building in such a countryside and eat life raw! I was very upset because I remembered the owner of a homestay in Busan where I went to play with my friends.
“Ah, what. If you don’t like it, you can cut it by 1 copper. But I don’t know if there is another inn other than here.”
He dug into his ears and acted different, so I said with a stern expression.
“3 Cooper. Beyond that, I’d rather camp outside the village.”
He changed his tone to haoche. It is an ultimatum. Then the flinching bitch spoke patronizingly.
“Hmm. Do that what There were no other guests.”
“You don’t need to eat. Prepare yourself and do not ask for money or anything.”
“Okay.”
Fran and I got our room keys and unpacked.
I entrusted Ttareungyi to the owner. Ttareungyi still wanted to run, so I comforted him by saying he would let me run again later.
‘I’ll have to throw that innkeeper’s bastard off next time I go.’
Tabula’s Impression Camouflage Mask.
Aren’t those things that were all stocked up to be used in places like this? This is the effective use of resources. Truly Recycling Master Nord.
Dreaming of a night of revenge, I went to the village chief’s house with Fran.
“Oh oh! You finally came!”
The village chief was a tanned old man. We were invited to the house, and after a moderate chat, we got to the point.
“I will immediately follow the traces of the goblins and exterminate them. Where should I bring the evidence?”
A piece of evidence is an object used as evidence for defeating monsters.
If it’s a goblin, it’s to prove the elimination by bringing a part determined by the requester, such as teeth or ears. It is said that it was created because some adventurers brought the parts of monsters they had caught in the past, peeled off their balls, and ate only the rewards.
The source of information is omitted below from Professor Brahmaton.
“Please use the ears of the goblins. Both.”
It was the most common method. I wrote ‘2 goblin ears’ in my notebook.
“All right. By the way, I’m asking because I need it for the chase, but what kind of damage exactly are those goblins doing?”
“They are shaking off the harvested grain.”
The village chief clenched her fists with an indignant face.
“They put the grain we’ve collected through hard work all year round into the warehouse, and then they secretly take it all night! Can you forgive me for this?!”
“No. It is something I will never forgive.”
I responded to the village chief’s anger. Here, too, it seemed that Jammin’s children were setting up and running around on their own.
‘To eat the results of other people’s hard work.’
What Jammin does to the subject is no different from that of a professor.
No, such behavior is already the professor itself!
Goblins are jammins and professors at the same time!
Real professors at least have excellent knowledge in their field, but those guys were evil creatures who only imitated the flaws of selfish and selfish professors!!!
—Kill it, Master.
The professor slayer who woke up after a long time whispered inside me. I did not resist his temptation. This was not a mere temptation, but a guide leading me to the right path.
‘Yes, don’t hold back. The Professor Slayer in me.’
I soothed the resentful Professor Slayer in the suite.
─There is a lot of garbage in this town.
Know. I already felt it from the beginning of the town. I don’t think I’m going to leave this town without incident.
So——the violent revenge you want from this town.
I’ll show you.
“I don’t have any more questions to ask, so I’m leaving.”
After the intra-brain conference with Professor Slayer, I stood up while saying hello to the village chief.
“Don’t worry. It will all end today and tomorrow.”
***
Green Jammin in a different world exists in all weathers.
They live in swamps, deserts, jungles and snowfields.
Could goblins be here too? If you look for a suspicious place, it is a pest whose nest can be seen regardless of the region or climate.
“Still, the preferred nest characteristics are almost the same.”
As Fran and I climbed the mountain, I explained.
Packing our bags, including our lanterns—we didn’t trust the innkeeper, so we left our camping kits at the inn—and went out to explore the forest where the goblins might be hiding.
Fran, who covered the small stride with light movements, asked.
“Which place do you like?”
“A place where the ceiling is blocked and easy to find food. They say they don’t have much awareness of hiding their hideout.”
I answered, recalling Professor Brahmaton’s book.
“So if you ask the animals, they’ll find it right away. Oh, there’s a squirrel right there.”
I saw a squirrel squashing a fallen acorn into its cheek. Fall seems to be a very busy season for wildlife, too.
─Sasak!
A squirrel that was diligently gathering food also found us. I called out to the squirrel who was startled and about to jump.
“Chicki!! (For a moment!!)”
“Jtuk? (Eh?)”
The squirrel, which was about to run away, looked back at me at the loud words of its own kind. It was surprising because their own people wouldn’t be able to make such a loud noise.
I tried to laugh, but I held back. Animals tend to view laughter as a battle signal. I spoke in squirrel language so that he wouldn’t be scared.
“Jip tsu tsu tsu tsutsu? (Do you want a walnut mug?)”
“Jjiik!! (My!!)”
So we agreed If you find the goblins, he will give you a walnut as it is.
“Chi-jjjjjjjjjjjjjjip jjjjjjjji!! (I know! Green monster!!)”
Don’t call it a green monster. It looks like something like the Hulk will come out.
But luckily, it seemed that I had picked the winner at once. I felt good because things were going well. Or maybe it’s because Jammin’s kids are openly roaming around.
Anyway, it’s good for us. I told Fran.
“I don’t know where he is. We traded with walnuts, so if we just follow him——what’s wrong?”
Fran asked because her face was flushed. Did something strange happen?
“Oh, no. It’s just that Nord’s squeaking is cute…”
“Squeak?”
You said it was cute for a guy over 180 to imitate a squirrel?
Fran’s sensibility was very peculiar. I deliberately went out at night to play with the cats, fearing that Fran would dislike them, but they never thought I’d be cute when I imitated animals.
‘If the position is the opposite, will it be difficult to understand?’
I imagined Fran crying wildly.
‘It’s so bad.’
Oh no, it’s cute that’s cute I left the cam down overnight to see Jujikonda wriggling, asking if he was going to tweet in a while. Let’s do that after work today.
“Take it, take it, get it!! (Come fast!!)”
Then a squirrel that fell over the walnut urged us from under our feet.
“Fran, let’s go quickly. Let’s go before we get bitten.”
“Puhh. Are you watching? Okay, I’ll hurry.”
We moved by following the guidance of the puffy-cheeked squirrel.
By the way, it was impossible to get close to the monsters even though it was such a useful translation ability.
I tried it a few times during my college days, but the monsters were all Chihuahua-like cubs that had been infected with the rage virus for 29 days.
─How are you? I say nord What’s your name?
-Krop! LdoooHu! (Human! Juggindot!)
-Ah, don’t do that. Would you like to be secret friends with your brother?”
-Krop! LdooobiiS! (Humans! Juggy and eat!)
-Amy.
It kind of felt like that.
You shouldn’t think that you can have a conversation just because you can communicate. Damn those bastards, the only thing they could do was attack and eat.
At that point, even monsters could be naturally selected from those with heads, but hoping for evolution in a different world whose motto is to fuck the laws of physics was a luxury.
‘Darwin, you are wrong.’
That’s how my job transfer to Pokemon Master was ruined, but at the time, I wasn’t broken by just that much.
If a problem cannot be resolved through dialogue, isn’t it natural to resort to violence?
It might be possible to use things like dragons or magic letters with dog shit logic like ‘words have power’, right?
Somehow, at Carmine University, teaching me fucking shit was all about being pampered, but this was all a foreshadowing of being a Dragonborn. Will definitely go to Pus someday! And the day will come when I will fire dragon words from my mouth.
‘I thought it didn’t have to be the Dragonborn.’
Even so, I am a man who took the 8th grade of Chinese characters in elementary school and was an avid reader of the magical Thousand Character Classics.
Wouldn’t it be a pretty good future to become a Nord, a Hongik person in another world, by widely publicizing the majesty of an 8th class master wizard in this world full of twists and turns?
I thought so at the time, so I tried it.
─Nord Vi Britannia orders!!
-Po? SSuA tooGu? (What is it? Implying he’s an asshole?)
-Cut in half and die.
─KropCisA! Wo! BiiS! (Noisy human! Hit it! Eat it!)
-Yes, your mother.
There was no magic script in this world.
Amy, you really fucking racist bastards. China, before the Red Guards, was treated like this even though it was one of the three birthplaces of human civilization.
─Pasasasak!!
That was when I was thinking about it.
Suddenly, a large snake quickly swallowed the squirrel that was guiding the way.
“Take?!”
─Jjoeok!!
─Gulp!!
In the blink of an eye, our guide was sucked into the snake’s stomach. Pieces of acorns and walnuts, which he vomited out with a scream, fell on the fallen leaves.
─Patter.
─Gulp! Gulp!
We were speechless at the National Geographic unfolding before our eyes. The snake that swallowed the honey-flavored squirrel caught our attention and tried to escape!!
“You bastard!! Spit out our navigation!!”
Enraged, I turned on Beast Return and grabbed his torso. As expected, he bit my arm as soon as he was caught like a snake, but the mana coating didn’t bite his teeth.
“Shit?! (Meme?!)”
“Open the stomach door!!!”
I grabbed the snake by the tail and pulled it all the way up from there! It’s like weaving jjayo jjayo!!
We had to get our squirrel out of this bastard’s stomach!!!
“Shishshaaaaa?!”
─Crying!!
With the jjayo jjayo technique trained through elementary, middle and high school, the snake cub spewed out the squirrel he had swallowed!
However, the squirrel covered in gastric juice had already died from a whole body fracture and suffocation!!
“Daram!”
I mourned Dharam’s death with a loud wail! As a veterinary student, I knew better than anyone else in this room that there was no way to get him back from that condition!!
My sadness turned to anger and turned to the snake in my hand!
“You bastard!! How dare you kill Dharam!”
“Shaat?!”
“Daram was a rodent that might have guided us!!!! You ruined it!!!!”
Having lost my temper, I lifted the Venomous Snake. I was thinking of reproducing the melee that my grandfather used to subdue snakes.
If I demonstrate my strength as the Earth Hero, I will not faint, but I will be par-kin, but——that is also the end you brought upon yourself!!
“Die!! Dharam’s enemy!!!!”
“Sea shot!! Sea shot sit shurrr!!! (I!! I will help you!!!)”
─Hey!
I was about to give death to the snake kid, but I stopped my arm at the snake’s will.
“Shot? Shot shirru sissisi shot shirru? (You? Do you know what you are and help us?)”
“Sirreureu!! (Anything!!)”
Said the snake desperately, as if it had misplaced its snout. A nuance that seemed as if he would do anything if he could keep up with him came through the cry.
“… Goblin Shroud Charshot Shishishi? (Do you know the green monster called Goblin?)”
“Sissy!! Sissy!! (I know!! I know!!)”
My eyes widened at the snake’s answer!
Oh my God, did this snake even know where the goblins were!! A huge culture shock hit me!!! Yes!!!! There was no law that required only squirrels to navigate!
“Why didn’t you tell me that first!!”
Feeling sorry, I put the snake down.
If he knew the goblins’ nest, all he had to do was ask him for guidance!!
“Go, Kabutomaru! You inherit Dharam’s will!!”
“I can’t get the context of the story a little… Are you okay?”
“It’s okay!!”
Fran seemed to be worried, but if it was Gu, it would be okay to get rid of this bastard and make the next friend. Because we have an infinitely light business relationship that is only connected by food and lifeline.
Nord and his friends, who had acquired new companions, headed to the goblin’s lair.
Oh, of course Daram made the tomb.
I also put a walnut in the grave, so they will play happily in heaven. I believed so.
