## Chapter 1715 – The Life of a Transcender
“Why are you doing shows like that!”
The moment the bastard got drunk, that’s what he said.
“Oh, come on. What is it now?”
“Do you know how lonely I felt watching that!”
“Ah.”
“I should have kids like your barbarian brats…!”
—Thump.
Copson slammed his beer glass down roughly, lamenting. That’s right. It’s been a while, but after being backstabbed in his hometown, Copson surprisingly had no contact with women.
I heard there was a woman he had a good vibe with, but it didn’t develop properly. So, seeing the Heavenly Demon God Country’s family love campaign made him feel lonely.
I feel a bit sorry now?
“I didn’t think of that.”
There are people who live alone without a family in this world. Sadly. If there are such people, they should find love and create a family as soon as possible.
“How are you going to take responsibility! For my shattered heart!”
“Here, use this.”
I immediately pulled out some Super Glue from my pocket and handed it to Copson.
“What’s this?”
Copson, with one eye wide open, shouted as soon as he opened the glue’s cap.
“Isn’t it glue! How can you possibly fix a shattered heart with such material things! Your jokes are too much!”
“Hehehe. Hey, hey. You can fix everything with it, you idiot. It’s the tool that can even fix your heart. Like this. Smear it on your chest.”
“Stop talking nonsense!”
“Nonsense, my ass. You’re the one talking nonsense. Ugh, this bastard is going to whine about being lonely again.”
Copson was complaining to me that my show made him feel lonely, but when you think about it, it was Copson’s fault.
“You son of a bitch, I heard everything.”
“Heard what?”
In fact, Copson had been seriously training in mana lately.
No. He’s been training for a while. This bastard, once he got comfortable and well-fed, started enjoying overeating, fine dining, and drinking, which led to him becoming severely obese.
He enjoyed fine dining and drinking so much that his hobby was exploring restaurants and bars every weekend with his generous salary. Living like a playboy, he ended up ballooning in size.
The guy, who had completely turned into a ham-human, finally realized the severity of the situation and cried out to me for help. It was quite a sight. Anyway, I introduced Copson to renowned mana masters.
What is mana? It’s a powerful energy that makes you incredibly healthy just by accumulating it in your body.
That’s when it started. Copson became obsessed with mana training. Since then, Copson trained in mana whenever he had time, and eventually, he saw results, regaining his health and even improving his skin.
Until then, he was confident that getting married would be a piece of cake.
“This mana-obsessed bastard, ugh.”
I found out recently that this bastard is so obsessed with mana training that women are running away from him.
You know, there’s a slang term in Earth called “gym rat.” It’s used to describe people who are obsessed with working out and judge everything based on muscles. The term “mana-obsessed” is similar in meaning.
It means someone who thinks about everything in terms of mana.
“Mana-obsessed! It’s true that I’m absorbed in mana, but I’m not someone who’s only obsessed with mana!”
“Bullshit. I heard you sing about mana every time you open your mouth.”
So, to put it simply, it’s like this. Copson’s conversation topics. They’ve all been replaced with mana training. I heard before that he sings about mana every time he opens his mouth.
He’s doing that even when he’s talking to women, so who would like that?
“Th-that’s…! Uh, um. I don’t think I did it that much…”
The guy, feeling guilty, stroked his large jaw shyly.
“Hey. What do you talk about when you meet people these days?”
“Well, I do talk about mana training, but that’s!”
“Yeah. It’s already been exposed.”
“Only at first! It’s only the first thing I talk about! And then I move on to other topics!”
He protested, but his credibility was already at rock bottom. This clumsy bastard. It’s so consistent every time I see him.
“What’s wrong with training in mana in the first place! It’s a kind of appeal! Don’t you know how popular men who train in mana are!”
“Oh my. So, how did you appeal?”
“I just subtly hinted at those kinds of things to women first…”
He may not realize it, but people who try to hide it while talking about it always give it away.
You foolish guy.
“Hehehe, see, you idiot. This bastard is trying to subtly show off again. That’s why you can’t get anywhere, you idiot.”
“I miss Elma!”
“Oh my god! This crazy bastard! Hahahaha!”
I felt like I was going to die laughing. Well, I was just drinking and chatting with Copson as usual, talking about those things. The snacks are going down smoothly.
“By the way, barbarian brat. Do your kids listen to you well?”
“Some of them didn’t listen, but that’s just because they’re going through puberty.”
“Hmm… I can’t imagine how you, the barbarian brat, raise them.”
“Hey. I keep telling you. I raise them with love.”
“You really are saying the most unfitting thing with that body.”
“Hehehe, bullshit.”
My body is love itself.
A large build and height. And powerful muscles. This kind of body is essential to embrace everything in the world.
To embrace this world, you need the strength to match.
“Anyway, I want to have kids like that and raise them too. Sigh…”
“Are you getting that strong of an urge?”
“Haven’t I reached that age? It’s natural to have those thoughts. I feel like it’s getting too late if I keep going like this…”
Copson chewed on the fried food while looking at the window next to him with a melancholic expression. That’s the problem, trying to pose like that on purpose.
“But if you keep training in mana, your aging will slow down a lot anyway. What are you worried about when it’s not really a problem even if you’re late?”
As you know, people who train in mana not only have their aging slowed down, but their bodies also become extremely healthy. Plus, their lifespan increases.
“Even so, wanting to do it quickly is just human nature.”
“Then do it quickly, you idiot.”
“How am I supposed to do it!”
“Get rid of your mana-obsessed mindset. Stop trying to show off in front of people. How many years have I been saying this?”
Wow, seriously.
“The more I think about it, the more amazing it is. This bastard even has followers, right?”
When you think about it, Copson was a lucky person. Starting with me, he has various followers. Copson is my friend, and we used to work together, so he was really good at talking shit.
He gathered some followers with that, but the problem was that they were all guys. In other words, he has luck with men but not with women.
“They’re all men! Why am I not popular with women!”
“Just think of it as your fate. You know. There’s that thing in Earth technology… robot babies? Why don’t you buy one of those and satisfy your parenting desires.”
“Save me! Stop talking nonsense! Ah, but Earth products are definitely convenient.”
“Right?”
“To think there’s a world like that. It’s still amazing.”
I’m from there.
“There are many other places.”
“What other worlds are there? I heard about it before, but it wasn’t a proper explanation.”
“People live similarly everywhere. There aren’t many places with great uniqueness. You can think of some as just different countries?”
“Heh, really.”
Copson immediately picked up his beer glass, chugged it, and said.
“You’re just acting like the ruler of all dimensions.”
“I actually am.”
“Hehehe, you really are. Anyway. Thanks for the elixir you gave me last time. It was a big help.”
“Did your mana pool get bigger?”
“Of course! I’m even thinking of learning magic that’s popular with women these days!”
Magic.
In the old days, it was mostly for combat, but these days, magic in the civilian world is mostly used for entertainment, splendor, convenience, technology to replace special effects, and also for making products.
In fact, there’s no need to use powerful combat magic in the civilian world.
There are no armies and no enemies. There’s almost no need to use such magic for self-defense either. That’s why it became like that.
Of course, there are people who like to learn this useless magic. It’s like people who collect guns. They’re the type who shoot alone and are satisfied.
“What’s popular these days?”
“Something visually flashy…”
“Stop it, stop it.”
“Damn it!”
Whatever it is.
Every time I drink with him, I feel like I’m going to die laughing. How can he be so consistent? Meria is doing well, running a successful clothing store and being called “boss,” but he’s just a bum.
“Ah, by the way, barbarian brat.”
“What.”
“If I ever have children.”
“Yeah.”
“Can I send them to your family for marriage…”
“Dream on, you idiot!!!!”
“Ughaaaaa!”
“I can’t see my daughter getting married!!!!!!”
“You crazy daughter-obsessed bastard!!!”
I can never see that! My cute daughters getting married! I can’t accept it! They have to live with me forever!
“I can’t let him think nonsense. I need to get him more drunk.”
“Hehehe, are you sure? I’ve been training in mana, so I don’t get drunk easily.”
“Want some pure alcohol?”
“Don’t talk nonsense!”
So, like that, I enjoyed drinking and eating snacks with Copson again today. This bastard’s mana pool has increased, so his appetite has increased dramatically.
So, I was quite satisfied.
It goes in as much as you drink, and it goes in as much as you eat. How many calories would it be if I calculated the calories of all the food I kept eating?
“Keuh! Barbarian brat…! But there’s still hope! If I train in mana even more and become more handsome… then surely! I’ll have a girlfriend too!”
“Waaaaaaaah!!!”
I immediately exclaimed exaggeratedly and jumped up.
