Chapter 1180 – Dwarf Kingdom Magna Glat
“Oooooooooh!!!”
“Kuoohhhhh!”
Starting with that, fifty-five dwarf residents rushed in all at once.
These bastards weren’t particularly skilled. There seemed to be some seasoned warriors, but they weren’t even at the level of emitting aura blades, and few possessed mana within their bodies.
In other words, they were bastards I could handle on my own, but these fucking guys seemed to have lost all sense of fear!!!
Good!
Today, I am Kim Kat, the fist diplomat and fist teacher!
“I’ll understand your feelings about half as much, and end this with just beating you up!!!”
Considering the feelings of parents who witnessed their child’s death, I’ll tear you apart and give you mental education accompanied by physical therapy!
“So, you’re saying don’t kill them?”
“Just beat them up!”
I immediately took a stance and landed a suitable slap on the face of a charging dwarf.
ㅡPaaang!
“Kkyaaaaaaaah!!!”
Adjusting the impact appropriately, the guy spun counterclockwise, and with that stubby cartwheel kick, he fucked up other dwarves as he flew away. It was like watching a spinning top being shot sideways.
ㅡPaaang!
ㅡPaaang!
ㅡPaaang!
In that way, I slapped one guy’s face and then smacked the face of the guy next to him. Each time, the dwarves became spinning tops and flew into the sky, colliding with others and soaring like bowling pins.
“Aaaaaaaaagh!!!”
Screams erupted.
“You guys can be taken care of in a second with just one pinky finger, you goddamn bastards!!!”
You can’t stop me with the likes of you!!
“Muwuhhhhhhk!!!”
“Kkyuaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!”
“Oaaaaaaah!!!”
Among those flying were the dwarf who had been wailing about his son’s death. Of course, that bastard deserved to be hit more. I gave him two special slaps.
ㅡKuoong.
It didn’t take a total of 10 seconds to subdue all fifty-five dwarves. In the first place, Karin and Liztina could do this kind of thing really well too.
“Kkeueueueuk…!”
“Eueuk…”
“Keuhaaaak…!”
The dwarves, whose arms and legs were all broken from the impact of falling from the sky, groaned as they crawled on the ground.
“Kyaaaaaaaagh!”
“Euaaaagh!”
Even in the midst of that, other dwarves who noticed the commotion rushed in with axes, trying to join the fight, and I kindly sent them all flying too.
Judging by these guys’ habits, it seems like if dwarves are fighting humans, they just join the dwarf team no matter what.
“You guys are no match for me!”
From the start, fuck.
Even if I was naked with a stocking over my face, supporting myself with only my left pinky toe, sealing my arms and right leg, and just swinging my head around, I could instantly crush these bastards.
Anyway, the scene was cleared, and as a result, over a hundred dwarves were lying around, fucked up.
“Haa… How did things get so twisted?”
“…I know.”
Risha sighed, and Winia shook her head. Certainly, things had gotten twisted way too much. I never intended this kind of situation. I was just being true to reality, but this is the result.
“Still, I have to say what needs to be said.”
This was entirely due to these dwarf bastards having such shitty personalities.
“You charged in knowing you’d lose! You dwarf bastards!!!”
As I scolded them, one of the fucked-up dwarves barely raised his head and spat out,
“Keueuk… Against the one who harmed our kin… There’s no need to distinguish between fire and water! From today, you are our enemies! We will make you pay no matter what!”
Ah, these bastards, really.
What are you talking about like you did something great?
“Hey, you fucking assholes. Was it Jedison? I killed him because he was a murderous robber. Huh? Are you doing this because of that murderous robber? Are you serious?”
“Bullshit! The reason doesn’t matter! As long as you touched our kin, you are our enemies!!”
“Geez, fuck.”
Kin.
Dwarves seemed to value this concept of kin very highly.
So, if a member of that group is harmed, they will take their side regardless of what that member did. No matter how bizarre, uncivilized, and shitty that custom may seem, it can’t be helped since they are a different race.
I thought for a moment about how to act in the future. If touching kin is the dwarves’ greatest taboo… then what the fuck, I can’t even touch a robber I meet on the street? If I kill one robber and he’s kin, they’ll be like, `You’re a fucking enemy!!!` and come at me.
No.
I’ll just kill them and burn the bodies to hide them. If they don’t know who it is, they won’t know if it’s kin or not, and if we don’t say we killed them, we won’t incur any animosity.
From now on, even if we raid a bandit group, let’s not bother taking the heads. It was a good thing, but it could cause this kind of conflict due to the dwarves’ culture.
“Shut the fuck up, you trash bastards!!!”
Anyway, I’ll say what needs to be said.
“It’s because your parents are assholes like you that your kids become murderous robbers! Don’t protect them just because they’re kin! Don’t take sides with everything just because they’re kin! The bastards whose necks I sliced off were all murderous robbers who were robbing travelers of their money and lives!!!”
“We don’t care about that!!!”
“What?”
It was that dwarf who had cried out about losing his son who shouted that.
Okay, you fucker.
That bastard was the root of the problem.
I, fuck. I’m still sensitive, so I felt a bit of sympathy and pity after seeing him wailing about his son’s death. But that’s that. It’s a separate matter that that crazy bastard was talking shit and picking a fight with me.
“Hey, you fucking bitch, your son was trying to rob someone! That’s why I killed him!”
“What does it matter!”
“So, you’re saying it doesn’t matter that he was a murderous robber!”
“Yes!”
This crazy bastard!
“What the fuck, then. What am I supposed to do when I encounter those robber bastards?”
“You should have died!”
“What?”
“You should have died! It’s better for you human bastards to die than for my child, who became a murderous robber, to die!”
I can’t take it anymore!!!
“Kkieeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!! You crazy bastarddddddd!!!! Die, you fuckerrrrrr!!!!”
“Aaaaaaaagh!!!”
I couldn’t help but stomp on his body and break his bones due to his insane audacity. He had the body of a trained warrior, but he couldn’t withstand my superhuman attacks.
ㅡBbareudeuk!
ㅡKwadeudeudeuk!
“Ouhhhhhhheulk!!!!”
The dwarf, with all his bones crushed, fainted while foaming at the mouth.
“I tried to empathize with your sadness over the death of your kin and forgive you by just fucking you up without killing you! But you guys keep maintaining that shitty attitude!!!”
I was trying to show as much consideration as possible for the sake of the image of the human race, since it was my first time in the dwarf kingdom and I had the mission of finding the shards of God while traveling through this country, but as expected, a different race is a different race!!!
They don’t understand!!!
“Then I have only one thing to say! I will collect a relief fund as that compensation! I will take the price of your lives!!!”
Originally, I should have massacred all these bastards here in commemoration of becoming enemies, but I have to operate in the dwarf kingdom in the future.
If I tear all these bastards to pieces.
I might have to wage war against the entire dwarf race. If I wasn’t busy, I would handle it, but I don’t have much time right now. I can’t delay the work of finding the shards of God when I don’t know when that lich bastard will act up.
So.
ㅡKkwadeudeuk.
“Keueueueu…!”
I’ll suppress this anger and spare you once.
ㅡJureureuk.
Blood flowed from my lips, which I bit to suppress my anger. I already had a body of steel, but I couldn’t stop my body from harming itself.
“Let’s go!!!!”
* * *
Thus, the first encounter with a dwarf village was remembered in the most miserable form. We crushed all the additional dwarf residents who rushed in, and collected relief funds by touring the houses and businesses of those who attacked me.
After filling my pockets in that way, we left the village immediately.
I have no business with this kind of village anymore.
“It really seems like you’re just squeezing money out of the darkies wherever you go.”
“This is what.”
Money.
“It’s spoils of war. If you fought, you have to take something.”
“Yeah. If you fought, you have to take spoils. That’s a kind of meaning.”
Karin nodded at my words, and
“It’s a natural thing for a warrior. If you start a battle, you have to take something no matter what.”
Claudia smiled and fiddled with Winia’s ear.
“Ah, Sister. It tickles.”
Karin and Claudia are right.
This is natural. If you fought, you have to take spoils. This is a common sense, and it was so blindly felt that it was similar to a kind of obsession or faith.
“Haa. Still, I can only sigh. I wanted to have a good meeting since it was my first encounter with a dwarf village, but things turned out like this… It’s all because of you, Karin. Why did you say we should take the heads?”
“What, this bitch? You nodded your head like you liked it too, what are you talking about?”
“I’m just blaming you for no reason, so just accept it.”
“Jeez.”
This is not anyone’s fault.
“It was unavoidable. We all thought it was a good idea. It’s no one’s fault. Actually, the atmosphere was good until the middle.”
“That’s true.”
Even when we said we had defeated the bandit group and brought their heads, the dwarves were happily rejoicing in a kind and innocent way, as if a festival had begun.
The same was true when we opened the sack containing the gifts and took out the heads of the bandits.
These innocent dwarf residents were very happy to see the heads of the bandits. They were naturally happy because the bandits who threatened their safety were dead.
But.
One of those heads was a dwarf from that village.
From there, the atmosphere changed rapidly.
The dwarf bastards who declared that it was their kin blindly rushed in, suddenly making the atmosphere chilling. It was very unfortunate, but these bastards kept acting like assholes until the end, so they got hit dozens of times instead of a few.
It’s a really amazing reality.
“Hmm… But Father? Even so, we’ve become enemies, is it okay to leave them alive like that? It’ll be annoying if they tell someone and bring an army.”
“No. It’s okay.”
Ari’s worries are unnecessary.
“We spared them once even though they came at us saying they would fight to the death. If the dwarf bastards know the meaning of that, they won’t recklessly start a fight.”
Usually, after being spared like this, nothing happens except for all-out war and annihilation. And anyway, they’re already fucked up and their vaults have been robbed. There’s nothing to be careful about.
“Is that so…? I don’t know well. I think it would be better to eliminate the potential trouble.”
“Those kinds of things aren’t even potential trouble. Isn’t that right? Kat-nim?”
“Yeah. That’s exactly it.”
Anyway, I spared them, so I might be able to gain the favor of other dwarves… but is this too hopeful?
“Somehow. It seems like you’re worried about the journey ahead. I’m worried that we’ll end up killing a lot of dwarves again.”
“Hey, Witch-nim. Why are you saying such scary things? When you say that, it sounds like we’re serial killers who kill people wherever we go.”
“I was just worried.”
In fact, it was true that we killed something every time we went somewhere. But none of those slaughtered were evil.
“Anyway, when dealing with dwarves, it’s better to be careful about that kin thing. I can’t understand that they have such ridiculous ideas, but… if we solve it well, we can proceed smoothly, right?”
“Heung… Risha is right. Fighting is good, but let’s focus on the shards of God now?”
What’s important now is that, right?
“Yeah. Let’s do that. That’s what’s important now.”
Like that.
We headed to another dwarf city.
