## Chapter 71 – Ogre Raid
We waited for ages, but there wasn’t an ogre in sight. The adventurers, who had started out on high alert, gradually began to relax. Some lit campfires, while others hid in the bushes and lay down.
“Hehe, the fire’s warm.”
“Warm and makes me sleepy.”
“Let’s lie down for a bit, friends.”
“Hey, kid. Sing us a song.”
“Why would I do that?”
It was a classic example of a Tang Dynasty army with terrible discipline. Judging by the flushed faces of some of them, there was a high probability that they had filled their canteens with alcohol instead of water.
Are you guys on a school trip? Why do you all look so happy?
“You guys look way too happy, you sons of bitches.”
Well, adventurers weren’t soldiers in the first place, and they were just here to exterminate ogres, so it didn’t really matter what kind of crazy things they did. Still, if they were ambushed in this state, they wouldn’t even be able to gather their bones.
ㅡYawn.
The atmosphere made me yawn.
“…Is this ogre not coming or what?”
I was starting to slack off too.
My body was relaxing, feeling all warm and fuzzy.
“…Snore, snore.”
Copson, who had been so eager to be the first to discover the ogre and get the reward, was also dozing off, nodding his head after noon.
Having a lot of people was both an advantage and a disadvantage. The thought of ‘there are so many people here, it’ll be fine’ made them complacent.
Cloudy, who was sitting on my lap, chimed in.
“Well, if it were a Desert Ogre, that wouldn’t happen. If you think of them as the same kind of monster, I think the ogre will definitely come.”
“Really? What were Desert Ogres like?”
“Desert Ogres… the monsters I used to hunt were extremely greedy and violent. At the same time, they had a huge ego. I don’t think they’d just ignore a bunch of tiny humans crowding in what they consider their territory.”
It’s said that large monsters often have that kind of tendency. The bigger they are, the more inflated their ego becomes, and the more violent their personality. If they’re strong, there’s no reason for them to put up with unpleasantness.
From an ogre’s point of view, humans would be insignificant beings. If they hit them, they die. If they’re small, they stomp on them. They’re just beings like that. If you think about those insignificant friends crowding in their living room, smashing them is only natural.
Especially if they’re having a drinking party.
“Maybe they’ll attack at night? They’re the overlords of monsters, so they’re not stupid. But the other adventurers look pretty stupid. They even smell like alcohol. They’re all substandard. There’s nothing but pathetic guys… I wonder if they’ll even attract attention.”
Cloudy looked around and made a disgusted expression. An expression she would never show me… but it was lovely. I hugged her waist tightly and calmed her down.
“Ugh.”
“Calm down. I guess they’re alcoholics… but they don’t look reliable like that. If they lie down and get stepped on, they’ll explode.”
I turned my head and looked at the watchtower. The young lady was standing there with her arms crossed, surveying the surroundings. The soldier standing next to her, holding a parasol, looked exhausted.
Below the watchtower, soldiers who had set up small tents were sitting in neat rows, taking a break in proper military fashion. Just by looking at them, you could tell they were tough, and they were probably the core force of this subjugation.
“Hmm.”
In fact, this subjugation force made up of adventurers might just be cheap meat shields. 1 silver is a lot of money for a poor guy like me, but it’s definitely not a lot of money for them. ‘Basic pay of 1 silver’ might be bait.
They’ll spend a little money to use the adventurers as meat shields, and then the soldiers and the young lady will finish things off to minimize casualties.
Then, without much loss, they can gain the reputation of [Lady Isvant, who eliminated the ogre threatening the city’s economy].
It seemed like that in every way. If you give an adventurer just 1 silver, they’ll jump in without hesitation. I told Cloudy about my thoughts.
“That’s a reasonable thought. I was wondering what you were thinking, looking at the young lady, but you were thinking about that? Someone who thinks is always admirable.”
“Hehe, were you worried that I was looking at the young lady?”
“W-what? N-no, it’s not like that.”
“Don’t worry. You’re the only woman I see. Why? Because you’re the most beautiful. You’re my goddess.”
First of all, there’s the age difference. Maybe it’s about the difference between a mortal and an immortal. So she’s almost like a goddess.
Well, besides that, the beauty of an elf is beyond imagination, so I think I could smile and die if I saw Cloudy’s face, even if a knife was in my stomach.
“…”
Cloudy, who was sitting on my lap, was silent for a moment, then turned to face me. The position was like a reverse cowgirl while sitting… wait, Cloudy? In a place like this?
Her face flushed, she gazed into my eyes with a seductive look. A pattern that naturally occurs when lovers are together… Ah, no. Not here!
“W-wait, Copson is…”
I mentioned Copson. He was snoring with a bubble of snot forming. I didn’t know that was possible in real life. What an amazing guy.
“It’s okay. He’s asleep.”
“If the ogre appears…”
“It’s okay. My ears are always open.”
I thought Cloudy was embarrassed to do such explicit things unless it was just the two of us, but was I wrong? Damn it! No matter what, I couldn’t do that in a place like this! I don’t want to show Cloudy like that to other people!
“Haa… Let’s just kiss? Huh?”
“Yes.”
If it’s just a kiss, it’s okay.
“Don’t worry. I won’t do anything like that unless it’s just the two of us. It’s not an act I want to show to others…”
“I see.”
Cloudy and I kissed. My son swelled up like it was about to burst. It felt like it was going to tear through my pants and pop out. It was painful being pressed down.
Copson had already buried his head in the ground and passed out. He had been in a tense state since morning because they said the ogre would appear, but since it hadn’t appeared until after noon, he must have relaxed and fallen asleep.
“Haa, haa. Hoo…”
Next to him, Cloudy and I shared our love with lips and lips, and tongue and tongue. The bushes were tall, so other people wouldn’t see us. Cloudy, who was holding the back of my head tightly, pressed down on my waist, putting strength into her butt. It felt like my pants were going to tear and my raging fire stick was going to pop out.
The simulated sex was getting intense.
ㅡWhoosh!
“Ah!”
Suddenly, a small flame flew over. Surprised, I pushed away Cloudy, who was exploring my mouth. Saliva stretched like a thread… no, that’s not it!
The flame that flew over slammed into the tree next to us, burning the bark. Sizzling, black smoke billowed from the charred tree bark. It was magic.
What is it? An attack? Could it be an Ogre Mage who shot magic? With that question in mind, I looked in the direction the fireball had come from, and there was someone standing there. The identity of the attacker wasㅡ
“You darkie… you horny son of a bitch?”
ㅡIt was Winia.
She, who had run away earlier, had reappeared.
“What the hell are you doing with everyone around?”
Winia said, glaring at me with a distorted face. I felt a chill run down my spine. I tried to say something, but I couldn’t put the words together and get them out of my mouth. Afraid, I tried to hug Cloudy tightly.
“Oh?”
But Cloudy lightly jumped off my lap. She landed softly and stood in front of Winia. Unlike Cloudy, who was over 170cm tall, Winia was at best 150cm, so Cloudy was naturally looking down. But surprisingly, Winia’s chest was more ‘up’ (meaningless emphasis).
“Who are you? What’s your relationship with Darkie?”
“Me?”
The two of them faced each other.
“Didn’t I tell you earlier? Ah, I didn’t answer specifically. I’ll explain again. I’m Katt’s lover. And stop calling Katt Darkie. It’s unpleasant.”
“L-lover…!”
Winia clenched her fist tightly. She started to twitch with the staff she was holding.
That damn bitch!
Is she so jealous that I have a lover…! I clenched my fist at the unbelievable wickedness. My fist cried. She’s a pest that’s interfering with my happiness!
I was furious. At the same time, I burst out laughing.
“Haha, haaㅡhahahahahaha!!”
And I stood up and shouted, pointing at Winia.
It was something I couldn’t have imagined in the past. But now I had Cloudy, a reliable backer. A person with a backer becomes strong. Thinking that, I couldn’t help but laugh.
“Winia!”
I declared as if making an assertion.
I unleashed the emotions I had been holding back on Winia.
“I’m no longer your slave!”
The past few years of my life, when I was abused by Winia, flashed through my mind. My first meeting when I was F-class, and the abuse that continued after that. It was time to break free. Just as a bird breaks out of its shell and is reborn, I needed to be reborn as well.
“So I won’t be at your mercy anymore!”
It was the cry of the Steel Horde itself.
“Darkie…! Just because you have a lover, you’re getting cocky…!”
Winia, enraged, gritted her teeth and raised her staff.
A fireball gathered in the crystal ball of the staff. Is she crazy? Is she really going to shoot that? I had doubts, but Winia was a monster who would do anything. Sensing that I was screwed, I tried to throw myself. Damn it, my tension got too high and I got carried away, and now I’m going to bleed again.
“ㅡI told you not to call him Darkie.”
Then Cloudy grabbed Winia’s wrist and twisted it. The casting was canceled. Winia, wincing in pain, protested.
“Kugh! Let, let go! It hurts! What does it matter what I call him!”
“I told you. It’s unpleasant.”
“Aah! Hand, hand! It hurts!”
“And it’s not polite to call someone else’s lover like that.”
Cloudy, good job!
I wanted to clap!
I wanted to sing Seol Woon-do’s “Compass” with all my heart, dance a dance of joy, and spin around them.
“What, how can a Darkie like him have a woman like this…!”
“Oh my?”
Cloudy let go of Winia’s arm. Then she smiled softly and said.
“Could it be… is our little magician jealous?”
“J-jealous?!”
Winia’s face immediately turned as red as a persimmon. She must have felt greatly insulted. Winia said in a rapid tone, as if protesting against it.
“D-do you think I would do something like that? It’s just that you’re doing that kind of thing anywhere, so it pisses me off! Are you crazy?! Are you horny?! What are you doing, you’re not even a dog!”
“Hmm… then should we go somewhere deeper and do it? So it’s not noticeable. Then it’ll be okay, right?”
“That’s not what I mean!”
“Then what do you mean?”
“Y-you… you…!”
Winia glared at me.
“Darkie! Tell me properly! Who is this woman!”
“Hehe.”
Suddenly the arrow turned to me. Then Cloudy left the agitated Winia behind and came to me. Coming closer, she wrapped her snake-like arms around my waist. And she put her hand inside my top and caressed my chest.
“Ugh!”
I groaned like a girl. Her fingers touched my nipples.
“What again…!”
“Will you leave now? I don’t want our time together to be disturbed. As you said, we’re going to go ‘inside’ and do it.”
“Haaahhhhh!!!”
I trembled with ticklish pleasure. Cloudy vigorously rubbed my hard chest. Winia’s body was also trembling. Trembling with anger, she turned her body away as before.
“Kugh!”
And she ran away as if fleeing.
The second pants run.
It was a clear victory for us.
“You darkie bastard! You son of a bitch! You horny son of a bitch!”
The cry of defeat disappeared into the air with the Doppler effect.
As expected, the power of love was great. With the power of love, we defeated the ugly monster once again.
I was thrilled by this unbelievable feat. Mainly in the nipple area. Cloudy was persistently twisting my nipples.
“Haaah!!!”
My unsightly moans echoed. Only then did Cloudy, who had taken her hand out of my top, mutter.
“…Was I too much?”
I don’t think so at all.
