Chapter 38 – Dremeth the Dirt Spoon Witch
The next day, the county of Pelgarin, Red Feather Street.
“Here it is. It’s probably hard to find a shop like this in the county.”
As promised, Bainen took me to the witch’s shop.
It didn’t look very large, but the store’s sign was seriously conspicuous.
[Make your lover a sex slave with a witch’s tool!]
The phrase, which is so blatant and even absurd, raises eyebrows.
No matter how much prostitution and decadent entertainment are prevalent in Red Feather Street, isn’t this going too far?
As I was reluctant to step forward, Bainen wrapped her arms around my shoulder and grabbed the doorknob of her store. Thanks, I was surprised.
“Bee, Beinon! I’m still ready…… !”
“Are you talking about something like a first night girl? When you ask to come.”
“Wrong! As I said before, I didn’t say I wanted to come because I wanted to…… !”
“Yes. Male bachelor men often enter the store while saying such things. Bocchan is no different. It’s not a very unusual shop, so don’t be too nervous.”
Beinun looked at me with her mischievous face and threw her door open.
I closed my eyes tightly in a worried mind, and when I opened them, I was taken back in a different sense.
‘…… Uh?’
The scenery of the store seen through the open door was quite different from what I had imagined.
Contrary to my idea that all kinds of erotic items would be displayed in rows, the store was filled with occult interiors such as skull-shaped ornaments and cursed dolls.
If you didn’t see the signboard, you might have thought it was an ordinary witch’s house.
Is this the store that sells adult products? In a little confused mind, I take a few steps forward, and someone walks in from a corner space.
“Bainen? Who is that handsome man next to you?”
A mysterious woman with her dark hair in disorder was staring at me with eyes as black as graphite.
The image of her in a ruffled gothic dress with a pipe in her hand is quite foreign.
Beinen smiled and greeted her lady, as if she was familiar with it.
“It’s been a while, Dremes.”
“Yes. Long time no see. By the way, who is the man next to you who looks like he wants to eat?”
I am embarrassed because my words and actions are vulgar. I was about to say something when Baenon blocked my way. She seemed to want to leave it to herself.
“Uh huh. Be careful with your words. Because this is Master Theorad of the Deharm family.”
“Theorard? Who was that?”
Dremeth, who looked at me up and down with an extremely arrogant gaze, smoked a pipe. Dremeth took his cigarette out of his mouth and blew out the smoke, then nodded his head as if he understood.
“I remembered. A nice male bachelor, right? Her fiancée is going to be pissed. It’s frustrating to have a plain and simple style like you. He’s the type who wouldn’t be popular with women even if he wasn’t handsome.”
“Dremes.”
“Why?”
“Be polite when you say nice things.”
“No. What are you going to do if you are the head of the Deham family? We witches don’t have to treat the class created by humans, right? In addition, I am concurrently serving as the head of the ‘Dokwol Guild ‘. Do you know what this means?”
If it’s a solo combination, I know it well.
To put it mildly, it means ‘the moon of resentment’, and it is a group that has not yet forgotten the anger over the witch hunt conducted by the church in the past. It was also the largest union in the witch society.
But why is the head of the Dokwol union running an adult product store? My doubts were cleared by Beinen’s next words.
“It must mean that there are a lot of places to go for money. Isn’t it?”
“…… Bainen. If you had been born as a woman, you would have become a witch.”
“Sorry, but I believe in the god of light. If she had become a witch, would she have committed suicide?”
“Really bad. Just get out and die, you asshole.”
“The idiot is you who insulted our young master.”
“This, this son of a bitch…….”
Dremeth’s hand trembled as he smoked his pipe.
I know that the two of them are quite close, but I feel embarrassed for being caught in the middle.
Beinun looked at me and shrugged her shoulders.
“So are you going to do business or not? Even though our young boy looks like a purebred, his ability his is good, so his family his has a lot of money, right? If you don’t want to lose a good customer, fix that arrogant attitude first.”
“Are you my friend?”
“Come on. Let’s not be sad Before I am your friend, I am the Bocchan’s vassal knight. You are now the owner of an adult product store before being a witch. You have to distinguish between public and life.”
“Annoying…….”
Dremeth, frowning at her, turned and walked away.
I wondered if he was going to go out through the back door in anger, but he dragged a wooden table from a corner and brought three chairs according to the number of people and put them in front of the table.
Then Dre Meth flicks his finger, and a wet towel flies out of the small kitchen in his store and catches it in his hand.
Swipe-
Dremes, who wiped the table with a damp towel, sat down on a chair.
Then she looks back and forth between me and Baynon.
“What are you doing? If you’re here as a guest, don’t be shy and sit down.”
You’re the type that puts money before pride.
I smiled and sat on the other side of Dremeth.
Vaynan also sat next to me naturally, and she suddenly became arrogant.
“Oops. I’m a bit thirsty after coming all the way from the mansion. Do you have something to drink?”
“Shut up, Baenon. You are not my guest Theorard is my guest.”
“I bet you think the same as me, right? Isn’t it?”
Come to think of it, it seems that her throat is a bit dry.
I nodded her head without thinking, and Vaynon smiled her victor at Dre Meth.
“Did you see it? Just grab two cups of coffee.”
“Okay, you shut your mouth.”
Dremes raises his hand and stirs it a few times, and the cups and spoons in the kitchen come to mind. Seeing that, Beinun clicked her tongue as if she had caught her case her.
“Are you supposed to be arrogant and use magic in front of guests? Go and get yourself hurry.”
“No. Why should I?”
“Don’t you remember the last time I poured a lot of sugar because I couldn’t maintain my mind? Are there any guarantees that you won’t make mistakes like back then? Just go and come It doesn’t take long.”
Dremeth glered hard at Baenon. At first glance, it was a ferocious gaze that made her flesh flow out, but Bainun whistled and whistled at her.
In the end, it was Dremeth who raised the white flag.
“It’s shit, really…….”
Drooling. Dre Mess got up from his chair, walked to the kitchen, and started making coffee with his hand.
I watched it for a while and tapped Bainon’s side of her.
“Bainen.”
“Yes, Bocchan. Why?”
“How the hell do you know the head of the Dokwol union?”
“Ah. I’ve met a few times on a business basis when I was in my mercenary life. At that time, we happened to be drinking friends, and we have been in a relationship until now. She has a bit of a bad temper, but she’s not a bad witch, so you don’t have to worry too much.”
Exactly. I heard that the members of the Dogwol Union had strong anti-human ideologies, but Dre Meth, who claimed to be the leader, was just a witch with a bit of a temper.
There is currently no way to know whether she is hiding her true feelings her or not, but it seems that she is not the type to express her anger toward an unspecified number of people by viewing all of humanity as evil.
“By the way, Bainen. Looking at it now, I think your temper is dirtier.”
“Yes? You misunderstood. I’m just playing tricks for the young master.”
“For me?”
“That’s right. You may not know it well, but if the witches don’t set up a hierarchy for her first meeting, they’ll keep taking the day off. That’s why I’m imbuing Dremeth with the perception that you’re not an easy-going person.”
…… It sounds good, but is it really right to be mean for me?
I feel uncomfortable because it seems like I’m just bullying my friend with my power on my back. Still, since Baynon wasn’t one to tell me lies, she decided to trust her once more.
“Come on, coffee.”
Before you know it, Dre Meth, who has been drinking her coffee her, comes out and hands Beinun a cup.
Dre Meth gives her a sullen nod as I take her glass her and thank her.
“Now tell me. What adult products do you want?”
What adult products do you want? Even if I asked such a thing, there was no way I could answer it. In the first place, when it comes to adult products, I am also an outsider.
“I do not know.”
“I don’t know? Are you coming here for the first time?”
“Can’t it be the first time?”
“No. It’s not……”
As if the story was going to be long, Dremes pulled out a chair and sat down.
“Then tell me roughly what you want. I’ll give it to you accordingly.”
“Approximately….”
What adult products would the elf like? I ended my thoughts after recalling all the ways I had sold the elves up until now.
“Once blood comes out, it never stops. It is okay to harm the body, but you must not harm it.”
“Anything else?”
“I think it would be okay to use it to give physical pleasure and to harass mentally at the same time. But don’t be too sadistic.”
“It’s tricky. Just one more question to be sure.”
Dremeth spread his legs and lifted his skirt. Thanks to this, the garter belt stockings and black panties with clear ax marks were clearly visible.
“What are you putting here?”
It’s hard to watch blindly. I deliberately raised my head and met Dremeth’s eyes.
“…… You probably hate it.”
“Are you sure?”
“This is my first time using adult products.”
“Hmm. Then I’ll give you the dragon head as a service.”
“A dragon head?”
“I know when I receive it. Ask your lover directly whether he likes it or not. For the rest, I’ll select a few of the popular items these days and enclose them with the instruction manual.”
Dremeth lets go of his skirt and flicks his fingers. Then, a crystal ball and a small piece of paper flew through the air from the cabinet and landed in Dremeth’s hand his.
Dremes held out the two to me as expected.
“The crystal ball with my mark is for displacement. I’ll magically send you off when you’ve finished packing the adult stuff, so put them on a flat surface. I will send it within today. Paper is my business card. If you don’t mind coming to the store, burn your business card. It will fly right away.”
“How much?”
“I will charge it to your family. Because money is not urgent right now. I’ll set the name of the bill as ‘purchase of life magic tools,’ so there won’t be any embarrassing things.”
Also. It is not a skill that has been sold once or twice.
The moment I nodded and was about to receive the crystal ball and business card, Beinan interrupted.
“For a moment. Dremes.”
“Why again?”
“Are you too short to talk? Is the Bocchan your friend?”
A grid of sinew sprouts from Dremeth’s forehead.
“Bennon. Stop messing around I am a woman who has killed people before.”
“Don’t you think I don’t exist? When I was a mercenary, I stabbed people with a fork.”
Silence for a while. In an atmosphere where the fight was getting colder like a plate of thin ice, Beinun acted her sly as if to see.
“I get it. I won’t say anything until the tone, but have respect for the name you call the young master. If you don’t like it, it’s like losing a good customer. There are more stores than here, so we have nothing to lose. Isn’t that so, Bocchan?”
Why are you attracting me
I was about to tell him to do that, but Dremes spoke first.
“I, I……. Witches do not serve humans.”
“Who says to serve? Just be careful with the name.”
“That…”
The depth in Dremeth’s face deepened. Pride or money? After thinking for a while, Dremeth gave me a crooked smile.
“Ah, I’ll take good care of you in the future. Theorard… Young master…….”
Dremes eventually succumbed to capital.
